Mass Effect Bug Romance

[CometGuffaw]

I laughed so hard I started crying.

Or cried so hard I started laughing.

I forget.

[Fourmalletz]

Getting crabs is different in the 22nd century.

[Cheshire3Cat21]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhh! Now we know what Keeper 20 was up to D:

[Legion640]

GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOFF!

[Strixlord]

Scarier than Amnesia.

[Bundalings]

It was just funny until Tali and second Jacob showed up.

Now it is simply terrifying.

[GeorgeMonet]

Tali is taking pictures for Formax.

[Adgdgwengo]

Keepard for Mass Effect 3!!

It would be game of the year if it had Lynchian scenes like this

[cokefudge]

lol love the music choice

[NickMaloney92]

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

[ClassyWorm]

That's quite possibly one of the weirdest things I've ever seen! :-S

[Dr0lolo]

why boner

[VideoGameStupid]

MY EYES! They BURNIN!

[mikerowave1986]

0:36 - looks like a real xeno-orgy

[DireDiscoManeuver]

something bugs me about this video...

[Andriykobin]

Tali: I just like to watch you guys!

Jacob: Tali two is great but fwee is a crowd ahaha!

[Deathshuck]

1:03 OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

[James1803]

This sounds a hell of a lot like music from the alien soundtrack.

[redmercer]

The hell is up with that bug's arms? Looks like a damn reference pose.

[taelara]

okay this is just weird lol xD

[Jade8abyXxX]

Jacob thoughts: "Dam I better hang on to this girl... She's definitely a keeper"

[FloppYakaShawN]

@Jade8abyXxX Oh god my sides xD

[Jade8abyXxX]

@FloppYakaShawN =)

[Billabongg2011]

Keeper-Shepard: Space Jesus. Crucify this.

[Lateralus082]

This is how keepers reproduce.

[madcow7771]

@Lateralus082 LOLS!!!

[BenMcCormack91]

You know, the creepiest part of this isn't the bug Shepard; it's Tali just standing there latent in the background. It's like taking a porno - of whatever level of weirdness - and just inserting a fully-clothed old man in a recliner in the background. Never actually watching what's happening, always with his eyes open, staring off to the side, but just inevitably... there.

[DaN0T0RI0US1]

wtf..o.O

[kalars88]

I'm not really sure...

[Gamezpussy]

is it just me or are Harbinger's comments generally... sexual?

"If I must tear you apart, Shepard, I will"

[Spewn2290]

then tali goes I WAS HERE FIRST!!!???

[landioma]

I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS, SHEPARD

[alynnidalar]

Odd Scout? Is that you?

[DaFinMonsta]

No description available. Couldn't have said it better myself.

[Max0Inq]

"Disturbing" is not word big enough for this.

[LoLo9876420]

why is jacob fucks the creeps

[tinyman141]

Lol WTF WYF WTF WTF

[ololololololololoism]

Some people have no standards.........and some people date the keepers.

I'm not sure which is worse

[tia40wolpol]

omfg my eyes are bleeding i'm laughing that hard

[johnnyhrex]

This is messed up in every single way

[ChaseBrealey]

Press 7 for a bug about to eat a black dude.

[charliebug2010]

One question.... Why the freak is Tali there? I don't care about Jacob and the keeper doing it I want to know why Tali is just standing there watching them go at it!

[flakyolly]

Oh god I'm cracking up here XD I didn't know they could levitate like that!

[linkrock123]

I know what the term "Keeper" is for now..

[SOSbrigadier620]

Im just laughing my ass off right now

[JEsc0123]

How did I end up watching these weird Mass Effect mod videos?!?!?!

[mickeytheking1992]

They managed to implement Japanese porn in Mass Effect. It looks disqusting. Good job soldiers.

[bigpoppa1234]

nightmares, i will have them.

[GrimReaper19]

I'm gonna call the cops.

[MegaSoniclover]

So this is keeper twenty?

[OurBenefactors]

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[nirodhafy]

Omg, hahaha. I wanna show people how bizarre this is, but I don't want them to know how amused I am by it...

[TheWeatherman100]

I will never look at Tali the same way again. She will always be that girl who watched a man fuck a giant bug.

[valinhorn42]

Oh god what

[BrennendeDerErde]

you made me choke on my precious salsa

[Gorn322]

1:00 - Oh my God... no comment xD

[z3r010101]

um...what?

[Wolfsrain90]

Vomit.

Everywhere.

[BackwardsPancake]

"no description available" is probably the best description for this video.

[InsightVidya]

awesome

[ThatsBumblebee2U]

I... can't breath oh my gosh

[Armageist]

@ThatsBumblebee2U You and me both!

[ionthegravity2]

that is so fucking wrong

[Stikmentor]

Lol I love how Tali is randomly there.

[xoxoEmilyLoverxoxo]

IT'S A BUG'S LIFE

[spartanx528]

Lolwut?

[DevilishMew]

Psh, Bug Shepard has love enough for two Jacobs and a Tali.

[asmiller21]

I think Tali joins in later, she kinda hops up and down like she's trying to stay warmed up

[Stigma231]

I hate it when that happens.

[HomeyCDawg201]

Keeper Orgy!

[tes4o]

How did the shadow of the keeper suddenly get giant? 1:05

[Qrawzseg]

SAVE ME, THEY CALL!

WHY MUST I LISTEN, AGSII1!? Why!?!?!?

[CptBomBom00]

thats scary shit

[cyclopsman200]

...the fuck?



[khamza111]

i always knew tali is a pervertXD

[espeonfreak]

Tali: It's not awkward me being here, is it guys?

...

Guys?

*Squishiness*

[ILIKEBODYSHOTS]

Keeper 20. Normandy Sr2.

[Hissanrach]

HAHAHA THE EYES

[Mrpwnage2244]

....

I'm going to die in seven days.

[Joker49011]

The music fits this so much better than anything else.

[D3ATHB3RRYCHAN]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[Imdeadblind]

Well, many female insects do devour their mates...

[weegar]

lmao tali just stands there and watches

[xoxoEmilyLoverxoxo]

@weegar Shouldn't that be Kasumi in a moment like this?

[Anon121188]

WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING?????????

[Apocol0id]

@Anon121188 Progress my friend.

[TonitheTater]

Oh hell no.

[Jokenx3]

A Keeper?! JACOB!!!! NO!

[VisualFish]

Guess we now know who brought scale itch on board.

[teoteous]

Now I know what snorting ecstasy would be like.

Another reason to not do drugs.

[kitteh222]

Can't tell if sex scene... or bizarre satanic ritual...

[mailedbypostman]

WHAT THE FU

[xMunchers]

Reaper sex scene or GTFO

[TheICWLeague]

alright when does the harbinger one come someone should make that. he can always assume direct control over his partner and the head collector not the real reaper harbinger although i think reaper harbinger could only be with the normandy oh damn EDI will leave joker for a reaper.

[coolkids3511]

Lynch: Alright, glad to have you all on set today.

Tali: May I use the restroom?

Lynch: This scene is where Tali is conversing with HeadJacob and Keepard about the horrible conditions engineering must...

Tali: I really need to use the restroom.

Lynch: ...endure until Jacob walks in and demands to lay Keepard, acting as if he were possessed.

Jacob: Sweet.

Lynch: Keepard, act longingly while the camera gets a shot of your eyeball. QUIET ON THE SET.

Tali: Keelah, I'm going to have to hold it...

[hobbesdream]

greatest video ever

[SonicMegaKing]

There are several things wrong with this video, and I'm not even talking about the sex.

[4Ddreamz]

Hi, I'm General Shepherd, and this is the scariest porno in the galaxy.

[AlexZebol]

@4Ddreamz Shepard* =)

[garrysmodmoviemaker1]

@4Ddreamz You burned Ghost you bastard!

[SamKentha]

This is NIGHTMARE FUEL. D:

[naierer]

The background music.. xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[SinDawg030]

NO DATA AVALIABLE

[Dipstikk]

TALI GET OUT. WE'RE FUCKING.

JEALOUS WENCH.

[Dipstikk]

@Dipstikk NO, YOU MAY NOT RECORD THIS AND THEN TAKE IT BACK TO THE FLOTILLA FOR YOUR PILGRIMAGE.

[vaati000]

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[UzrielGrajewo]

What's Tali doing there?

[CaedusGames]

Why is the entire team in the room with them....watching...

[SergioSource]

INSECTIALITYYYYY

[Vanligfyr]

I like how the bug stick his WHOLE FUCKING HEAD down the guy's throat. Probably going to lay a billion eggs in him...

Excuse me while I barf over here.

[pompernickels]

i think i saw this on a porn website one time....O_o

[anticliche321]

So Tali just stood and watched?

[LostOddity]

"no description available"

I couldn't have said it better myself... O.O

[TheBioBeast]

awtehjyujikgoy8ugyj

[ChukchaChan]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH.

[mickaelx99]

I hope he wore a condom.

[Bugsie70]

Man, a Jacob sandwich and Tali as a voyeur, that's one lucky Bug.

[DonPatch]

Jacob + Keeper 20 = Divide by 0?

[72Armed]

Tali has some really fucked up virtual porn on her terminal.

[MrAppleby56]

so... the universe imploded due to the sheer depravity of sexual act?

[djbeckaz]

uhhhh what the i don't even

[NekoHunterx3]

0:25 YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

[ZimmyFox]

Tali holds the camera

[khamza111]

0:09 take a deep look into your lovers eyes and seduce him...0:18 turn around in a seductive way,keeping your sexy look on,dont forget to show partner your "T" pose

[tsetsoooo]

hahahahaha i am LOLINg :D hahaha

[chriscumbag]

Time spent laughing at this video... four minutes and counting

[DarkElite98]

1:03 bug turning very slowley?

AWKWARD......

[BanjoOz]

Awesome... reminded me of the Red Dwarf episode "Psirens"! :D

[Rivustube]

I remember the first time I saw the Dragon Age Origins romance scene, I had lost all faith in humanity. This here has restored it.

[TRINI7Y66]

Oh shit. Too damn creepy...

[homicidalhick]

Just think of all those prizes in the Collector base!!!

[XboxAnnihilator]

Epic bug stare

[srdjan455]

Tali likes to watch? 

[webfreebees]

I am scarred for life.

[LostOddity]

This is insanely creepy!

[innavoiG]

Fuck!!! O___o

[Protagonist]

My god!!

ITS A NIGHTMARE!!!!!

D:

[MyChemicalBromance]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

[CharmieKid]

So we've got a foursome going on between a Keeper, 2 Jacobs and Tali......

......WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING!?!?!?

[CharmieKid]

The description is perfect.

[MikuMech]

A Keepard is born.

[ManlikeObject]

now imagine walking in on that lol

[AEnima461]

Well that was disturbing.

[TheLostProphecies]

well the title said it pretty well.. this is a Bug romance.

[GhostandChromis]

Directed by David Lynch.

[Dipstikk]

@GhostandChromis Nominated for best comment

[patrikthegreat]

This is the most creepiest thing ever,. its something from twilight zone

[lolzforfun1337]

Tali: OH GOD, IT'S EATING HIM...

AND THEN IT'S GOING TO EAT ME...

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD­!

[VCBee042]

@lolzforfun1337 don't worry a double decker bologna sandwich will save you!

[AnnoyingAsianWitch]

@VCBee042 Want a sandwich?

[VCBee042]

@AnnoyingAsianWitch i want that meatball

[Justas923]

No, Tali, you wouldn't....

[mgs4isepic]

a threesome with miranda and tali would be awesome

[steveincairo]

Keepard is a galactic space pimp, see it's harem all up in that cabin?

[dibrox465]

Please don't disturb the keepers...

[Hobbittio]

I lost it at random Tali!!

[T0pcatFilms]

@Hobbittio ME TOO LMAO

[lolinternetslol]

wat

[MikuMech]

The birth of Keepard.

[zazismrx]

This should be a  short sci-fi indie film called 'The Prize'

[OhGodNotTheBees]

Words cannot describe how aroused I am right now.

[Tobbs96]

Tali: "Oh, don't mind me. I'm just looking around."

[veteranpants]

thats how niggers got AIDS!

[ramonsterns]

YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BUG ROMANCE, OOOooOOooOOOOOH.

[tehbacon12]

That can't possibly be safe

[DiggyDoggyDog]

mass effect... the game where you can... pretty much have sex with every one.

[TheBehattedOne]

Wh...

Wh....

WHA?

[takared]

This is what Fem-Shepard dreamt after kissing Thane!

[jarpasmannen]

fucking an insect - Heavy risk, but the priiiiize!

[Dipstikk]

@jarpasmannen And the prize is a clutch of a thousand fertilized eggs laid in your upper intestine.

[Numdenu]

@Dipstikk But the priiiiiize....

Really really hurts.

[Dipstikk]

@Numdenu What, you're not up for a little "pincers on clitoris" action?

Scary thing is, someone somewhere is getting off to that.

AND IT'S JACK.

[Numdenu]

@Dipstikk The mere fact that you typed that means that somewhere, a FemShep has died of a brain bleach overdose.