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  • This Is my favorite video Ever. It was made on my birthday about my favorite topic: Zombies! Fluffee I love No Homo

  • First I would blow the Justin Beaver zombie's head off.

    Then you feed it to the other zombies to buy yourself sometime

    Then,while the zombies are distracted,I would get all the food in the world, and a whole bunch of guns and ammo for pretetcion.

    Then I climb to the top of a ferris wheel.

    Now whenever a zombie gets up to me,I blow their face off.

    I repeat the last step until there is no more zombies in the world

    After all the food is gone, I probably would have gotten sick and died

    BAM!

  • try to build a spaceship

  • Create super animal hybrids.

  • @FLuffeeTalks if i was the last person alive id probably masturbate also but what if everyone is watching you and instead of killing zombie which is the main reason they are watching your masturbating id probably not Masturbate anymore just because ghost might be watching that would suck your best friends watching you Masturbate instead of killing zombies! (Everyone watching Turn around im going to Masturbate)

  • I'd go insane and carve a girlfriend out on a tree and then I'd break out with her and not understand why she's still in my camp.

  • smoke weed and kill myself

  • iWould Fuck a Zombie

  • zombie killing is for trendy nerd fags, shoot rednecks instead!

  • i'd dress up like a zombie and go about my normal activities, and when i'd get home after my of impersonating a zombie, I would laugh at how dumb they are. >:)

  • I would gather a bunch of rocks and paint faces from different animes from zombie blood and just start acting out scenes and shit until I go insane.

  • i would probably go insane after a while without anyone to talk to and just zombies i would end up shooting myself or something idk.

  • Zombies in kilts

  • I be wondering, "why am I the last person alive in a world of zombies? How did this cercumstance come about? Am I really the last person alive? What if I'm really a zombie and I don't know it? Am I dreaming?"

  • i would meet a giant fish and fuck his brains out..LIKE A BOSS

  • IM SCOTTISH!

  • @TokidokiDudette so then how many zombies have you killed

  • Well, as long as you keep your girlfriends body, she has no reason to be pissed!

  • well you know what... this video is especially good because in the background i have the sims up and the tacky music is playing so this up beat happy elevator music is playing while fluffee is talking about dumb asses

  • I would run around naked, with shotguns just unloading into people...

  • If i was the last person in a zombie apocy i would get a flame thrower :D

  • whats next..... killing lepchauns is illegal

  • @thagamerslayeer12345 of course not everybody knows leprechauns can't be killed by mortals

  • My sister walked in and saw the video, she thinks your hot...

  • i'de steel my zombie naibors weed farm from his walk in clouset

  • lmao "keep her body"

    thats fucking funny when your stoned, but so wrong

  • Yay! I could finally kill all the people I hate and others who annoy me! :D

  • @troubler190 only in scotland...or wareever he said

  • find a minigun with 10 10ft by 10ft creates of ammo then go best on the mf ing zombies o and i would burn them insteady of wood and coal to make electricty !

  • I would get a gun, raid EB games, get the games I want, and go back home. I get video games!!! Plus watch fluffee.

  • i would spawn a jet fly around and bomb the russian zombies....hey thats just me

  • Get drunk

  • I'd probably go crazy and shoot myself in the eye...

  • id smock a lot of weed

  • If I was the last person alive I'd pull an I am Legend parody...:) then go insane!

  • Activate a nuclear bomb and got to a bunker

  • if zombies came i would run like hell to ur place!....or were ever u are!

  • I would fuck a chimp to repopulate xD

  • @darknavi21 That's how the first people got AIDS... just sying.

  • i would burn a city to the ground!

  • run naked in the streets and sing all i want

  • fight my way to a labortory and clone my self millions of times kill all zombies and then make female versions of my self and repopulate the planet

  • @scratch1237 that is my fantasy

  • the Zobmieland peeps

    did you see that movie i watched that movie a million times

    im zombie obsessed

  • send me a message and I'll give you the link.

  • OH MY GOD. Fluffe said that the an said he heard voices telling him to do stuff. I was on ats and I read that we have had technology since the 60's to make people think theyre crazy. To put voices on their head that no one else can hear. I have a link right ere if you wanna hear about it.

  • Id Find A car and drive the fuck off a cliff. Ive always wanted to try tht...

  • i would kill every single one of those fucking bitches.

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  • People tell me I'm stupid, yet me and my closest friends, which are 'stupid' to, come up with the most amazing ideas.

  • im a scardy cat now but after i realized i was the last living person on earth i would toughen up and become a maga awesome zombie killer and (if there was a hot guy my age left too) we would survive and maybe beable to save humanity

  • HOW THE FUCK ARE YOUR TEETH SO DAMN PERFECT!!!!

    

  • "some scottish man" lol sounded like sean connery xD

  • if i was the last person on earth with a shit load of zombies i would say its zombie killing time

  • i would just find a room and sit in the corner with a gun wait for a zombie and kill myself not really id kick there retarded arsses

  • Ummmmmm wack it.

  • i would find zombie flufee (assuming i can find him) and break out the fuckin weed :]

  • if i were the last person in a zombie apocalypse i would probably just curl up and die

  • curl up and die

  • i think justin bieber is a zombie (i can kill him and get away with it)

  • @rampbride Going to an assilium is way worse than going to jail.

  • @ak475008396 i've been to one for 2 mounths. its fun as hell. :D

  • @rampbride Please.

    

  • @rampbride yes Justin Beiber is a Zombie and its Legal to kill him only in the

    United States/Canada, Listen Listen HEY Listen Remember use .50 Cal it makes Big Holes!!! :)

  • YAY we get to kill people if i think their zombies. >:3 revenge time.

  • i would cut a zombie in half and piss on it XD

  • Realisticly: flee and hide in a defensive and elevated fortifacation, leaving only to scavage weapons, food and supplies.

    Ambitiously: Research and discover a way to manipulate or control zombies.

    Un-realisticly: Go on a killing spree and go on a Dead Rising inspired, zombie rampage.

  • I would become a zombie so I dont be a outkast...lol

  • i would be like will smith and save the human race.

  • i would run around and crap on zombies heads

    

  • get every weapon i could like swords and crowbars then fuckin go to the gunsmith

  • if i was the last person in the world of zombies. i'd either go crazzy cause i wont have no normal human contact, and i'd most likely join the zombie apocalypse :D then eat yo face >;)

  • i would get a lot of weapons that don't run out of ammo, gas, or whatever. like knives or swords, metal bats, crowbars(spelling?), sludge hammer. yeah, i'd have guns n shit, but i'll have all of the above when the guns run out of ammo

  • i would probably turn into a zombie too, but i'd give all those cannibals hell before i did

  • " I'm still gonna keep her body" roflz

  • I would fuck shit up.

    All Over The World!!! :D

  • i hear voices in my head but they never tell me to kill people .......... yet

  • i would go to the gun store put every possible gun one me got to a nife store grab a few swords then go to walmart and camp out there and bored up all the dores and windos

  • i wold remove my ribs to suck my dick noo im kidin

  • i'd steal a boat and go to antarctica

  • Holy Water Kills Zombies

  • i fucked them real hard.....wait.....im the father to 20 of those zombie babies? to 3 of the zombie girls? fawk!!!!!

  • I'd fuck them all up. It's kill or be killed in those times.

  • I would lock myself up in my upstairs O.O fuck being eaten alive mannn

  • why the hell would your girlfriend be pissed, a zombie is a zombie it does'nt matter if its you mother, KILL EM' ALL BITCHES!

  • freak out&lock myself in a room

  • see if i could get to round 100  : )

  • well.... that's STUPID YYOU DO NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT UNTIL ARMEGEDDON YOU STUPID F***ER'S

  • Look for a cure...

  • I would probably taste delicious...

  • I would look as hard as I could to make sure Megan Fox was okay. Then fuck her!

  • i want to know, are english cause you spelled favorite with a U or...... am i just stupid like that

  • Uhh.. I live in scotland. Remember seeing this on the news.. It wasn't 'Legalized'

    for killing someone who looks like a zombie.. Just.. Somthin' else... ....

  • camp out in a gun and amunition warehouse with bullet proof glass so il survive forever then id go and grab an mp5 and run to a grocery shop grap food run back and shoot everything that gets in my way

  • I would kill all of them then find your body and probably make you live the REPOPULATE MWAHAHAH

  • Id make a bunch of malee weapons, get 4 survivors and well raid the department stores for supplies and live in the eastern state pennitentary till they all die out

  • play games on killing zombies then go get some guns and go kill

  • well i'd finish reading my handy zombie survival guide lol it's an actual book by the same guy who wrote world war Z it's pretty sweet

  • I'll be in a tank running them over

  • I would just run around how they did in zombieland and just fuck shit up on my way

  • if i was the last person in the world filled with zombies i would make sure i had a area out in the country that i wiped clean of zombies but the occasional one or two would pop up and start building on a base of operation and defense using the buildings around me and gather supply's from every place i can think of. and once the building is complete anyone who trys to get near my base zombie or not im killing that fucker cause everyone knows if your in a group during a zombie your screwed

  • thats why I live here ;D

  • i would get i load of zombies drunck and make them take drugs just to see what effect it would have on them

  • @crazyemolass I would teach them how to spell

  • @crazyemolass Its a Cure, GENIUS!

    

  • Drink till the zombies are hot!!!!

  • get high as fuck n start sniping zombies then smoke until i thought it was a video game then kill them til they kill me

  • I'd fucking find all the weed I could get. Nothin better than killin zombies while blazin!

  • i would go live on the ocean on a huge boat with a life time supply of hot pockets twinkies and weed :)

  • if i was the last person in a world of zombies i would rape a zombie

  • @jakeyninja Dear Human,

    Why?

    Why not live with my kind? We surely would survive.

    From: Dragon.

  • @jakeyninja wuldnt u turn into a zombie bcuz lik their disease is everywhere this is actualli iluvburgers10 just on his channel

  • @jakeyninja youd get zombie std's

  • @jakeyninja don't forget to kidnap it and keep it in your basement!

  • go to home depo im sure thers a ton of stuff to kill zombies with ther

  • sacrafice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • can you use a condom on a zombie?

  • @LivinLiveProductions you can but i dont think that it will get a zombie pregnant if you dont.

  • canada.... they cant be trusted.. one day ur giving him a bday gift n the next he kills u n say he thought u were a zombie

  • well... it was a 21 year old Scottish guy. they look like zombies. it's all the buckfast and living off benefits.

  • maybe he heard voices like michael myers

  • Take a poop in every country and never flush :).

  • ZOMBIE KILLING SPREEEEEEEEEEEEE +1 =3

  • I would probraly turn into a zombie

  • OMG HIS TEETH

  • I would get a group together and form the first serious Zombie hunting group. Our goals: Kill all zombies - find survivors

  • I would try to make friends with the zombies (as long as there not o  fire)

  • burn my emeories house down and piss on the

  • that guy is a zombie

  • i would pretend i was a zombie and try to bang a super model zombie

  • I would go to a theme park and kill them there

  • It's also legal to own a flamethrower in Arizona. :3

  • @BlazingPhoenixX For Realz?

  • @iHopeCloud Yep, fire is pretty much the only way to deal with African bees, so it's legal to privately own a flamethrower to get rid of the bastards.

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  • Set up the biggest explosion to kill as many zombies as possible, as an FU, and then recollect my life and just shoot myself in the head. There's no way I want to be mauled by Zombies or become one. LOL

  • I wanna hug too fluffee!

  • I wanna hug too! im not on fire!Promise!

  • go outsid kill a kiil X_X

    

  • get a pokemon and kill them with a washclothe

  • Ill stillk keep ur body oh thats much better

  • I would try to find an amoury, get a huge fucken stash of guns, RPGs n shit and sitdown shooting zombies while masterbating

  • steal,kill, drive and kill, and go to sleep with a gun under my pillo and repet

  • plunder the country side,kill the men ,enslave the children, rape the women, eat there pets, and kill the old people and make them into food to feed the slave children........rape and plunder

  • Virus

  • Zombies aren't even people it's a body that takes over a body so it like shooting a walking corpse

  • YUSSSS I live in scotland :D get ready for some hurting zombies :D!

  • im eatting munchies right now.....these things r amazing!......

  • If they're the stupid slow zombies I would find a slab of meat an a fishing rod and sit on my roof with the meat and rod and just go zombie fishing. But I'd eventually run out of food and have to eat the slab of meat and turn into a zombie. And probably fall off my roof. Maybe it's not such a good plan after all...

  • Everytime I see this video I can see people with picket signs saying "LEGALIZE ZOMBIE KILLING!"

  • If i had a zombie, i would do naughty things with it, things like playing ding dong ditch, and replacing the 2 percent milk in the fridge with skim milk, o yea, dont forget the rugged zombie buttsex either

  • 1xXxEMOBOYxXx4 i love your comment ;D !!!

  • i'd find weed...LOTS of weed...then, i'd raid the store for rolling papers, and lighters, and cigarettes ^_^ then i'd roll me a fatty, and watch tv, while poppin off teh zombies when they come into my house : D then i'd laugh at the zombies. ^_^ and watch more tv. then i'd take my zombie dog for a walk, and come back and kill all the zombies that had invaded my house while i was gone, and be like BITCH PLEASE this be my fortressssssss. ^_^

  • I would totally run around in the mall and go to spencers then kill those fuckin zombies.

  • kill zombies masturbate, and pretty much what im doing now already :D

  • Id keep zombies in my closet and 10 years later id sell them for a million bucks

  • Your gf is very lucky

  • my ancestors are scotirish scottish people from ireland

  • whoa 1080hp i can see your sweat on your face.... hahahahaha

  • ShangRi La!

    <3

    Firezombies!

  • I'd take a chainsaw and go out and just pwn those f***ers!

  • I'd lock myself in a steel bunker and have a lifetime supply of food and drink and have my commuter and play left 4 dead for the rest of my life pretending there's nothing out there.

  • You asked for quotes of stuff u said for ur t-shirts, heres one.

    "the next time I see a Zombie, I'm killing that bitch!"

    Too funny!

  • id kill zombies and smoke weed duh

  • i want your hat...

  • 0:00 for bj face

  • There's actually a law in CA that you can't kill a bigfoot.

  • build a space ship, move to another universe and nuke the world.

  • MADE ME LOL SO HARD.

  • Pause at 0:32 xD