Whose Line: Cop Show Hoedown

[stevechambers500]

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[stevechambers500]

The cop shows that I'ev seen, yeah they're all the same.

All those people runningf rom the cops, that's insane.

I only watch cop shows when I'm really bored.

It was funny when they showed Zorro killing all the cops with his sword.

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[SupremeSlider]

Oh God I really don't like violence.

I rather watch a show which have sence.

I got scared when cops bust down my door.

I got arrested for fucking 20 whores.

[Stormcat1]

Now my brother, he lives in the city

his apartment was a wreck, that was a pity

He didn't have no TV, but we still had some fun

They filmed COPS on his driveway, and it was a rerun!

[Scweeb64]

I used to watch Dragnet when I was a little boy.

I would have rather watched those kinds of show than play with toys!

But cop shows these days only make me sit right back and snore,

so I turn on my PlayStation and I play some L.A. Noire!

[lucasgirl101]

The cops shows are all the same, seemingly clones.

There are only two exceptions, NCIS and Bones.

I like those cop shows, I like what they got.

Basically I like them cuz Booth and Gibbs are hot. ;)

[BonesAndYouKnowIt]

@lucasgirl101 Haha, I love those too, for other reasons though.

[MeowCatPoopMilk]

Thumbs up if you your happy that your favorite whose line cast member won but your kind of disappointed that they aren't in the show.

[realofficialuzumaki]

god that melissas underwear incident was hilarious

[LiveforChrist999]

I like cop shows,they rarely can be beat

The other night,they took a psycho off the streets

I celebrated,cause the guy is a sicko

What Barney did,though,I really don't wanna know!

[Wakka12321]

@LiveforChrist999 It doesn't rhyme dogg :/

[LiveforChrist999]

@Wakka12321 The end does though.Oh well.

[packerbacker1982]

Colin owned this one!

[TatumirlHABBO]

I like to watch Cop shows every day,

It makes all my real life stress go away.

Bad boys. bad boys whatchya' gonna do?

Face it- jersey shore is kinda like poo.

[sgamer82]

This is the hoedown that made me a huge fan of Colin. At least it was once I saw the episode with my mom and she recognized the joke.

[pinknoodle100]

T.V today has really gone down the drain.

Cop shows are they only the keep me sane.

Cop shows are the best they really keep me on my toes.

And now they're even bigger than ryan stiles nose.

[MIZTERAWSOME2011]

I once heard that those cops can be real pricks

They arrested someone for saying the word dick

Why did i have go and eat those beans

Now my farting knocked out Charlie Sheen

[vlover1500]

I watch cop show, almost all the time

they bring them to the ground, and kick the behinds.

the goons dont know, whats up

that after every episode, all the cops go eat donuts

[bluejosie123]

DAMN THATS MY MOM!!!!! HOLY SHIT SOOOOO FUNNY!!

[PinkPsycho92]

Haha! What do you know? :D That bastard Chip Esten's hoedown really stunk in this one! lolz

[tackywacky99]

that was very black of wayne xD

[Xwarfie]

LOL MELISSA

[miroslava20]

wayne always dances the best :D

[Gstroy2]

Three people's moms were on Cops.

[silverlegecy]

colin's hand is a dolphin!!! :D

[FoolishTriplets]

am i the only one who didn't get the Mellisa joke is Ryan hoedown??

[ThatGirlWithTheFlip]

@FoolishTriplets Oh, the famous "Melissa Incident". In that episode, they were playing a game of either Party Quirks or LMAD (I can't remember which one), and Wayne was King Kong. He ran out into the audience and picked up a woman who happened to be wearing a short skirt, and carried her onto the stage. Her underwear was exposed to the camera and then it kind of became a joke with them, and they later learned her name was Melissa. New WLIIAs came on Thursays at 8, thus explaining Ryan's hoedown.

[chuky1120]

@ThatGirlWithTheFlip It was Party Quirks and Wayne was playing King Kong when that unfortunate incident happened to Melissa.

[ThatGirlWithTheFlip]

@chuky1120 Right, right. I couldn't remember if it was Party Quirks or LMAD.

[L2Kenny]

The Whose Line is it Anyway? Drinking Game: Take a drink everytime Colin says really in a hoedown

[TheKorrea1000]

Wayne Is So Good At These Hoedowns. :)

[FreeHugs330]

I watched on my T.V, some door got busted down

Supposedly this cop was, the badass of the town

I took a closer look and, my hart really dropped

It was my door they busted, and now I am on cops

[YAKICable]

probably the only hoedown where Chip doesnt bash somebody

[bluejosie123]

DAMN THATS MY MOM!!

[TheEmperorHasSpoken]

All these comment hoedowns, they kinda piss me off

If you think I'm being a hypocrite, you can suck me off

Every time I read one, my brain just wants to burst

They make me wish that guy was right about May 21st

[sonic1135]

@TheEmperorHasSpoken whats wrong i actually like those hoedown comments but i understand where your coming from but the may 21st thing was a little too far

[redeye117]

I believe each of them have their own style of doing a hoedown so usually they have fix position as it work best on their style..

If u notice Ryan last Colin is 3rd and Wayne is first.. So usually eitier Guess performer, or Drew Carey goes seconds.

[XavyWin7]

Laura Hall soooo sweet at 0:07!

[BTRcarlos14]

Wayne and chip FTW

[45BATISTA]

lmao after the melissa underwear they did 2 more hoedowns and boy was it funny !

[ghstrider13]

all these cop shows are really really cool

to sit and laugh at all the fools

while sitting and laughing on your floor

you start to relize they are at your front door

[45BATISTA]

@ghstrider13 LMAO!!!!!!! i actually pictured that in my mind

[Wolfwomen101]

looking at these comments, make me want to barf

because most of them, are really stupid

when you comment, you shouldnt hoedown

because all you do is say "oh its my mother"

[45BATISTA]

@Wolfwomen101 failed!!!!

[Wolfwomen101]

@45BATISTA lol i try XD

[GoodWill181111]

keep pressing 7. Everybody's trying to do Happy Feet.

[PowerhouseTom]

i really dont like cop shows, i think they try a little to hard

to make up a new series, like about some mall guard

then i saw a cop show that's worse then the rest

i cant believe they made a show about random breathe test

[Ididnotdothismyself]

chip should have ended that with "drug paraphernalia"

[vezina333]

Tonight on that "Cops" TV show there were two rednecks fighting.

The man was throwing punches while his girlfriend was just biting.

When I took a closer look I felt sicker than no other.

The woman was my wife and her boyfriend was my brother.

[MrShmeve]

@vezina333 dam thats funny, YOU should be on that show

[fraserelliottguitar]

@vezina333 "Her brother" if they are rednecks.

[rrrsegmentat7]

@vezina333 genius



[rrrsegmentat7]

I like to watch cop shows because they are so fun

The cops chase the criminals and all they do is run

One thing that i noticed is when it got kinda scary

They threw the bad guy in the cell right next to Drew Carry

[MrJAA21]

Boy how I hate those cops on tv

I always search for something else to see

But even though they're boring there something you should know

I rather watch that crap instead of the drew carey show!

[theshadowwalker9]

One night watching cop shows, i fell down to the floor

When I saw the cops come, break down my front door

When i stood i told them, I had to take a piss

Then they said "Oops I'm sorry we got the wrong address".

[GrillzTM]

I love cop shows boy are they fun,

And I'm not ashamed to say I was in one,

Yes sir and it took place in a mansion,

And there was a guy who said he was Chris Hansen.

[TheVidNerd]

I've seen every Cop Show there is to see.

I just grab a beer and sit at the tv.

Last one I saw made my heart rate escalating.

They arrested Pee Wee Herman for public masturbating.

[hellmage09]

@TheVidNerd Nice

[TheVidNerd]

@hellmage09 Thank you.

[6419pedro]

@TheVidNerd ahaha too funny

[GlobalAndy]

Every Saturday i watch my favorite show

Its about Cops and they r really Pro

But there was one time that i got rlly mad

because the drunk guy on Tv was my second dad

[Prometheusmfd]

I cannot stand cop shows, they have become trash

I am so abhorred by them they give me a rash

The genre fills me with bile, I hate it you see

But when they sing it on Who's Line I become filled with glee!

[metalguyn]

I love all the cop shows, they are the best on TV

When I grow up Ill be a cop you see

But the other reason that they are the best

Is when my wife handcuffs me like I'm under arrest

[kofee09]

RYAN IS THE BEST!!!

[amierthaqifrulez]

i literally watched ryan's hoedown on thursday at 8 pm...how weird lol

[Vip3rC4in0022]

My close friends and I, hates those cop shows

People stealing every where, god they really blow

I wonder how those thieves, get so freakin eager

But guess i guess its better than watching that stupid justin bieber

[nenekaguya2]

@Vip3rC4in0022 EPIC rhyming! XD I reallly liked yours :)

[dillpickle1022]

I like watching cop shows

i like them a lot

Dumb people getting busted

and people getting shot

One night I left the tv on

while I was getting freaky

The cops busted down the door

and stole Wayne's mom Kiki

[ScarlettheHedgehog09]

Cop shows annoy me sometimes really bad

they always show the cop nice and or glad

i only like a few where the cops are quite naughty

Oh my god they just made fun of guy name donkey!

[GravityFamily]

When I watch those cop shows

I notice they are crude

Everything they do on there

Is vulgar and rude

But I don't watch them often

In fact I spend my day

Here on my computer watching

Whose Line is it Anyway?

[trev1776]

I was driving down the street when I heard the yells

I thought I hit a family but i couldn't tell

The cops they started chasing me, I ran away real fast

But unlucky me my car was out of gas.

(Yeah I suck at this but oh well.)

[TheEsperanza243]

Could someone tell me the last two lines of Colin's hoedown? I couldn't understand it.

[Velocity88]

@TheEsperanza243 "The more I watched it, the more it was the pits... It had Abe Vigoda and Erik Estrada and it was called 'Fish and CHiPs'."

Abe Vigoda is Detective Phil Fish of the TV show Fish, a spinoff of the sitcom Barney Miller. Erik Estrada is one of the lead roles in the hit TV show CHiPs.

[TheEsperanza243]

@Velocity88 Thank you.

[FutureWHC]

Wayne and Ryan owned this one.Colin did okay and Chip's wasn't great.

[GothGaara92]

i really don't like cop shows please don't ask me why

everytime i see one i just wanna cry

everytime one is on i don't feel free

cause every time one is on they always arrest me

[deibid2003]

ryan always grabs his hands when its his turn.

[prrra33]

lol HAHA  he just embarresed the shit outta her

[TheTitlemaster]

i love cop shows i think they r real cool

i even saw a car chase go by my school

i turned on the tv and went oh my god

the person they arrested was my grandma

[harleyshookah]

i was watchin an episode of cops i was eaten chips i saw a house and theres a fat guy they come in with cop they said your under arrest a for wiggling your hips

[shelaleebee]

chip did really well(:

[devilchildpro]

my mom was on the couch

she was eating chips out of a pouch

then some thing on cops made a loud crunch

because they just arested the brady bunch

[dragonator8161ex]

did you upload the clip with melissa? it sounds funny

[LPSLovingGirl12]

@dragonator8161ex look for Whose Line Party Quirks 6! That's the one!

[KaxemaruNara]

i love cop shows, i think they are the bomb

every tuesday i sit home and watch with my mom

watching cop shows can be a treat

especially, if you get a bite to eat

[PollyJuice]

Poor Melissa, Ryan just had to bring it up one more time. XD

[sgamer82]

This Hoedown is the moment that made me truly start to love Colin.

[babyjenca]

Melissa (audience member) was on earlier as part of Wayne Brady's skit and when he carried her to the stage her dress rose up and exposed her underwear for all to see. Melissa is the girl at the end of the hoedown with the dark hair and covering her mouth.

[yourballsareinert]

who is Melissa?

[MrVulgaris]

You can always count on Colin for really good/really bad puns!

[PinkPsycho92]

Who's the good looking guy next to Wayne? And who's Melissa anyway?

[patriklundstrom]

@PinkPsycho92

hm.. that's Chip.

[TheEsperanza243]

@PinkPsycho92 That is Greg. I'm not gonna type his last name, cuz I know I'll get it wrong. And try looking up Whose Line Melissa's underwear. It wasn't that funny, but it sure became an inside joke pretty quickly.

[hollowice999]

@TheEsperanza243 greg's last name is proops

[TheEsperanza243]

@hollowice999 Lol. Exactly. I knew that if I spelled it right or wrong, I would still think of the mis-spelled version... poops. Lol.

[fuel87]

although he hates it, but ryan's hoedown is always awesome.

[TheOriginalSaikex]

The other day I was sent to probation

It was because I screwed with a cop on his vacation

He brought me to jail for the more obvious reason

I punched the guy in face, the cop was Mel Gibson

[FredChipNacho]

I don't take tension well, I'm very uptight

'Specially on this one show I was watchin' the other night

As you can tell, cop shows aren't for me

'Cause every time I watch one I find my pants are soaked in pee.

[StaraziaSelin66]

lol someone said "friends" XDDD

[tehSuperJedi]

Someone in the crowd said "Friends". LOL.

[Lkf11]

LOLZ

[Darkfatez117]

i don't like cop shows its really not for me

like this one person who tried to hide in a tree

man these cop shows they really make me sad

and the person in tree was oh my gosh my dad.

[Angemon4]

@Darkfatez117 ...

[bossking69]

I like watching cop shows, they are really fun

all those cops, with their scary guns

next thing i knew, i turned really red

their was a gun pointed to my head

[buttersfan18]

i think its so cool they can just make up lyrics on the spot like that. its crazy...i could never do that lol

[MrTvshowclips]

Ryan always dose the best ones

[csifan18]

Law enforcement today is so oh my very strict,

No wonder so many people are always getting hit,

Many oppose to see the show just do a reality,

Because of that, cops are charged with police brutality.

[S0m3ThlnG]

What episode is this?

[coltcub64]

I turned on a cop show, just the other day

Way I see it, wouldn't have it any other way

Wife reported that her husband was mean

The man arrested was Charlie Sheen

[crappy4478]

i don't watch the cop shows on the idiot box,

i really hate that cops show there on fox.

they air it live for me to see just up the street,

i'll be dammed, what the hell, it's a repeat.

[damnyoustamos]

I am on a cop show, it's the best on TV

I think I'm real good in it, they should give me an Emmy

What's my style? It's simple, and I think it's quite fine

I put on my sunglasses and say a cheesy line.

[pcf180]

Cop shows are on TV they're like corn on the cob,

But one that made me L-O-L was a cop's first job.

He had to do something just like picking a lock,

His job was trying to get Ryan's penis out of his sock.

[SimuLord]

@pcf180 Nice reference to the 100th Show hoedown!

[pcf180]

Thanks a lot btw your hoeodowns are really good!

[CB1611av]

I love cops, the bad guys think they can sneak

where else can you find a show where they all are beat

There was this one streaker who was really scary

They couldn't tell if it was a guy or girl, it was Drew Carey

[Crimedog3333]

Today's cop show was a strange one about a stupid cop.

Who pulled twenty-five cars over and made all of them stop.

He gave them speeding tickets, it was a disgrace.

You don't give speeding tickets, in a NASCAR race.

[Piersmaru]

i fucking cried from laughter

these guys are awesome

[rrrsegmentat7]

i saw a cop show just the other night

in every single episode all they do fight

i wish they wouldn't do stuff that is so scary

but i guess i was wrong when they arrested drew carry

[harry6871]

1:10 ... it looks like chip is doing the jerk :P

[harry6871]

LMFAOOO ... WAYNE IS FUNNY

[newman20072008]

fish and chips BRILLIANT colin rules lol

[fdesignr]

LOL. THAT is why Ryan always goes last during the Hoedown! He hates it but I think he excellent. :)

[dstebbin]

Which hoedown had Wayne going "I wanted to be a cop so bad, that I joined the village people?"

[xxheartsofblackxx]

hm i dont know theres the village people hoedown try that??

[Bassbait]

Ryan shouldn't have hated them. If anybody had a great joke he would always trump them by the end.

[electradash11]

yum fish and chips!

[antster1983]

@electradash11 If there's a detective called Mushy Peas I'm in! :oD

[cain0022]

lol wayne was carrying mellisa and saw her underwear and ryan sang it

[Chsowl0809]

lol u know what? i just thought bout this... why would u wanna make a joke bout ryan OR colin...cuz dey have da most time to think of an even better comeback lol

[kevmicester200076]

was i the only one who heard some yell friends?

[CellPhoneVideo]

nope. i heard it too

[kalliexxpeters]

i didn't get colin's hoedown.. lol

[QuadeyBohY]

i think he said that they ate XXD

[kalliexxpeters]

yeah so what if i got 6 thumbs up? maybe 'm not the only one who didn't get the joke so what? get a grip.

[fifitheskunk]

Abe Vigoda played Detective Phil FISH on "Barny Miller", Erik Estrada played on the television show CHiP's (California Highway Patrol)

Fish and Chips

[VortexProductions1]

There was a show starring Erik Estrada, as a cop, called CHiPs, and he starred a motorcycle cop, and there was another show starring Abe Vigoda called Barney Miller, about some people's lives in a police station. There was a spin-off of Barney Miller called Fish, because of Vigoda's character's name, Phillip Fish. Put them together? Fish and CHiPs.

[eagelswift]

Thanks for explaing it, I was SO confused. I hate it when everyone cracks up and i'm sitting there going "...huh?"

[smdias65]

@kalliexxpeters Colin was referencing two past cop shows: CHiPs (starring Eric Estrada), a drama, and Fish (starring Abe Vigoda), a comedy. Brilliant.

[danapotoniec]

@kalliexxpeters Chips was a cops show in the 70's

[igottehgoodstuffz]

@kalliexxpeters neither did i

[dhruv494]

@kalliexxpeters Abe Vigoda was a Detective named Fish on the show Barney Miller, and Erik Estrada was a cop on the show Chips. He just put them together, because both shows sucked, and made a pun on Fish and Chips , the food

[SkyyZephyr]

@kalliexxpeters Chips is an old cop show.

[mikegardner64]

@kalliexxpeters "Fish" refers to the character played by Abe Vigoda on the 70's sitcom Barney Miller. Erik Estrada played a motorcycle cop on the show "CHiPs".

[gbnrocks]

@kalliexxpeters Its a Canadian thing

[gbnrocks]

@kalliexxpeters Its a Canadian thing

[VikingPrincesLulubel]

@kalliexxpeters abe vigoda was on a cop show called barney miller as a cop named fish, and im assuming the other guy is from the show CHiPs

[Luscious1221]

@kalliexxpeters

abe vigoda played a character Detective Sgt Phil Fish on Barney Miller and of course Erik Estrada was a cop on Chips ... hence FISH & CHIPS ... LOL

[usmc870700]

boooooooooooooooooooo

[ckool5000]

Lol at Ryan's verse.

[LuzieAndPuzie]

haha colin is really a horrible singer but who cares? He's the best!

[soccerplayatevez555]

Waynes was hilarious,

Colins was hilarious,

Ryans was hilarious,

i freaking love this showw,

it always makes mah days :]

[Monty2007555]

Ryan Owned this hoedown!

[SirRobin126]

Colin's didn't really rhyme but who cares, he's one of the best.

[MOROZchannel]

i dont get it. mind explaning?

[wifibrawler3501]

yeah, they do.

[flightsimfan912]

Could someone post me the episode and part number Vigoda and Estradaa were on?

[Quake120]

Ryan Stiles is the MASTER of hoedowns

[GoldGlover375]

he also hates hoedowns