How To Choose a Sperm Donor

[pennyferret77]

I was watching friends....

[ame6603]

1:45 No one is going to pay for this guy's sperm. Just saying.

[needozown]

simply say that you want a fucker...bitch

[ShibaNamedChewy]

How to choose a sperm donor.

You will need:

Beauty.

Step 1: Walk up to a guy.

Step 2: Say, "Wanna have sex?"

Step 3: Don't use protection.

Step 4: Get pregnant.

Did you know? Cows moo.

[runtodahills]

Also it is very easy for any woman to get sex with goodlooking men. women dont need to be goodlooking.

[runtodahills]

it allows mediocre looking women to get good genes for their child. A mediocre looking woman cannot get a tall, hot/gorgeous guy with a good body for a husband (who would father her children) but she can easily the sperm of such a man.

[GoodTimeBuddies]

just walk up to a guy and ask if they wanna fuck, please!!

[kramer911]

LOL @ religion and education ... yeah... thatl pass on....

[MisterEvil1]

I really hate to tell you this folks, but religion is not genetic!

[Robinsnl]

@MisterEvil1 People of certain religion carry disease for an example Tay-sach which is a Jewish genetic disease.

[Erilis666]

@MasterSoap96 yeah... I'm disappointed for the most part but the music is pretty good.

[xTheEmilyx]

youtube put this in my recommended videos. the fuck you tryna say youtube?

[Erilis666]

@xTheEmilyx you like sperm videos?

[creepyontheloop]

@xTheEmilyx You watch too many howcast videos

[alokraja1]

sperm donors r ' us, so funny

[sasuketiger]

@Firestormify Amen!

[cinda2030]

I am a kid. i dont even know why im watching this o.o

[piaybackjunkie17]

how does someone post me he's sperm from another country? would he have to freeze it?

[Dannyisgreatful]

@piaybackjunkie17 no you just bend over and they use a really long straw to transport it x)

[mad1and1so1bad]

i'd donate my sperm to her

[AmeriTv]

umm. ok, i found this vid in the "SUGGESTIONS" box after i watched how to make whip cream

[TheNikkiSaurous]

Johnny Knoxville donated sperm once for wild boyz. XD

Some lucky woman had the child of Johnny Knoxville, have fun with the hospitable bills. XD

[chabi3000]

Why Sperm Donating ? Are women nowadays that bitchy ?

[myart4]

thumbs up if noticed that it's a dog at 0:37 - 0:40 :)

[MultiDrizzle11]

yummy



[purple2567]

thumbs up if you werent here on how to to chooses a sperm donor but just wanted a good laugh

[PorkChopMissPiggy]

The perfect sperm donor for me is between the ages of 18-22, between 6'3-6'5 tall, pure blond hair, bright green eyes, pale skin, IQ over 150, no family history of cancer or disease going back 4 generations, is pure blooded Swedish, has the face of a run way modal, is kind and extroverted. I would pay $1000 for sperm like that.

[00Mj000]

...the fuck

[crash5450]

i just l0l'ed so hard

[TheAwesomeperson09]

I want a son that lookes like Justin Bieber!

[creamsodaistasty]

@TheAwesomeperson09 That sounds perverted.

[starscreamthe7th]

Why does the girl who's tits show in almost every video want a sperm donor?

[jimmyboy2021]

This is really messed up. Does it matter if the person your sleeping with doesn't have characteristics you want your child to have, but you love their characteristics? Really, that is messsssed up

[DildoF4ggins]

lesbian

[Alexander507]

Shit's fucked up.

[Gmc42082]

step 1 find a mate, step 2 fuck, step 3 if that doesn't work, adopt you selfish bastard! allot of good kids out their need a home. thats why i hate these fertility drugs, and stuff like that, if you cant give have a kid naturally, then its nature way of saying adopt !

[creamsodaistasty]

@Gmc42082 You are a moron.#1.Not only would having sex with a stranger carry issues such as DISEASES and genetic issues but there is a reason why people don't co parent with people they don't know.#2.Adoption ISN'T for everyone.It takes special people to adopt kids that have come from troubled houses.And by claiming that people should adopt, are you implying that adopted kids don't deserve two parents? hm..sounds pretty damn ignorant to me.

[combatdstar]

What the hell...

[grekor84]

Ask if they have any sperm donated under the name chuck norris. done next video.

[RomeoSOF2]

Ok, why the fuck am I watching this?

[semajkecyr]

@_@

[LDKBBAB]

I will donate my sperm and impregnate all for the very low price of NOTHING!!!

[LizzySkellington]

didnt this chick make sandwiches in one video? O_O... i will never trust mayo again...

[maxka7amsut]

-------------->masturbate right on the screen

[darthnarwhal77]

Sometimes I think, is Howcast a joke?

[liloboy911808]

Step 1: Whore your self on the street

[phil8888]

this is immoral. please do not do it.

[orangedac]

lets begin the eugenics movement

[poodle2426]

why do all these bitches want babies....fuckin retards

[SilentPhenomed]

18 years later, you as a sperm donor log on to facebook......

84 friend invites, all saying "hi dad!! Ummm, I'm your kid!! :)"

[vermixtube]

GoD!!!

[87nitty]

Sick....I understand that people who cannot have kids choose this option, this way the child grows up with both parents...but for people who are single and just "feel like having a child ", is just unacceptable! You doom your child to start its life with only one parent. And that is soo selfish!!

[creamsodaistasty]

@87nitty No, it's not selfish.Having a child with another person who you're not meant to be with, in turn fighting all their life and then putting your kid through a divorce is SELFISH.

[pwj223]

WHAT THE FUCK

[cufbas]

this is sooo wrong

[goldragon988]

This is really fucked up.

[Pingoo124]

1:52 'stock up on sperm'

Gladly.

[Tarynyrata]

@NeedForMadnessSVK yeah but it can take up to 10 years after you file for adoption for you to actually be placed with a child. It's not like you file for adoption and in a week you have a kid. It takes a long time unless you're a celebrity who seemingly adopt kids in two days...

[ortzinator]

there are more than 400,000 kids in foster care in the US, please consider adoption

[Alwaysdtf]

@ortzinator those kids are all fucked up though. like tramatized

[geoff1121]

wait. are u saying i can make a living out of wanking? WHY THE FAKK AM I IN SCHOOL????!!! fapfapfapeveryday

[GoddessLovee]

Speeeerrrrrmmm!!!! That was the only reason I clicked on this video.

[xslipknotx93]

LOL

[NeedForMadnessSVK]

adopt a kid bastards :/ there are milions of orphans out there

[1cecr1me]

0:06 #LOL

[Sesumii]

WHY NOT ADOPT?

[bellacinderellakk]

things 2 look for like: personality type, what illnesses run in his fam, if he's a drug addict or a long time smoker = bad sperm, bad genes in general

[PikkolaSophie96]

LOL, sperm shack

[theknowall3000]

Guess Science give us too many choices now

[gifted97]

"Sperm 4 Less"

OMFGEPICWIN

[spilot14]

i think thats wrong and just stupid.

[XclusiveChiq]

didnt they do this topic already?

[ca1cifer]

I don't think they have be allowed to have babies if their number one reason is that the father looks like a celebrity.

[ashlecrash]

Whoa, you really can do anything in California!

[bluewind12345]

why? has some countries banned FU*K!!??

[tatripp]

I have an idea... Adopt a baby. There are plenty out there that need a good home.

[creamsodaistasty]

@tatripp why are people quick to jump on the ''adoption'' bandwagon? how about YOU adopt? And no, there are not plenty of babies that need a good home.Waiting for a baby can take months more than likely many years.

[tatripp]

@creamsodaistasty There are still plenty of babies that need a good home although you are right; it may take many months or even years. If you aren't looking for any particular type of age, race, or gender it can be a few months. many people prefer adoption over artificial insemination because they thing artificial insemination is morally wrong and/or very expensive. Being pregnant also takes months and nothing is certain including the amount of babies.

I am only 21 and can't support a child

[creamsodaistasty]

@tatripp #1. Again, no, there are not plenty of babies waiting to be adopted. #2. Morals come in all shapes and sizes.#3. Adoption is NOT for everyone and should NOT be attempted unless someone will love a non biological child as their own.Nobody should be expected to be able to.#4. It's not very expensive and it doesn't have to take months, depending on health factors and methods.

[tatripp]

@creamsodaistasty Both times i said there are babies that need a new home. Still plenty babies need to be adopted (there aren't an overflow of them). If a family really wants to adopt and the state finds that they are able to then they could find a way. 2 Morals do come in shapes and sizes but you asked me why many people like the idea of adoption of artificial insemination. 3 Adoption is not for everyone but unnatural birth with the high possibility of multiple births isn't either.

[tatripp]

@creamsodaistasty #4 It can be very expensive. From what i have investigated about artifical insemination is that the actual cost isn't that much but all the other tests add up. The cost can be a lot higher if the woman doesn't become pregnant which is very possible because of it's pretty low success rate. It will take months to have a baby even if the tests go very quick and the person is healthy. THere is now way to lower the chance of twins or triplets though

[creamsodaistasty]

@tatripp I think you are talking about concieving via fertility drugs (which, yes that costs a ASSOLAD)

[tatripp]

@creamsodaistasty I think you are right

[daralhikma1999]

@creamsodaistasty

I will add that Many countries do not allow single women to adopt children.

[creamsodaistasty]

@daralhikma1999 And?

[daralhikma1999]

@creamsodaistasty

Telling single women to adopt is incredibly stupid. Plus adoption is a LOT more expensive and time consuming than artificial insemination.

[creamsodaistasty]

@daralhikma1999 #1. Suggesting that single women adopt is not ''stupid''. It's also not anyones business. #2. Adopting doesn't have to be as expensive as you think..ESPECIALLY if you adopt a foster child from the US foster system. Same goes for time.

[makeitup08]

Great Video!

[JumboShot33]

I love cumming to sperm banks. They look so cool =D

[xxthexxmojoxx]

Lmfao WTF @ the sperm bank names. "SPERM-4-LESS" and "SPERM SHACK" ?!

[twestedsisters]

y would u ask a friend to donate y not ask to fuck?

[KARLCIESLAK]

LOL ITS THE GIRL WITH THE BEARD

[H0U5T0N3TX]

what's the point of this? just make that bitch bend down and give it to her

[PlanetVerdia]

@H0U5T0N3TX What happens if her looks kills your boner?

[coolmask123]

sperm donation = paid masturbation ftw

[kagetaken]

@coolmask123 and free porn.

[lolex169]

@coolmask123 cool i can do it 4 times everyday :p

[messin1000]

@coolmask123 what a job lol

[Annergize]

I would rather adopt.. It's unfair on the child.

I honestly do not see why a guy would donate sperm to random people.. He'd have a whole load of children he'd never know!

[trentman]

@Annergize guys dont really care. society tells them they should but nature made male procreation a numbers game.

[usaswim323]

This must be really awkward for the kid.

[Williammba]

I think this predicament only happens to lesbians who want kids.

[Summerglue]

@Williammba Or single women who wants children but not a partner, or hetero-women with impotent men.

[PlatinumHearts]

What if you donated a shit load of sperm and 18 years later like 20 people call you claiming you're their dad.. o_o

[PSYCHOPATHsam]

@PlatinumHearts u tell em to go fuck themselves

[physcoticweirdo]

@PlatinumHearts I donated a shit load of sperm. Man I've probably donated at least a bucket. I always want to see if the nurses will give me a hand job but they never do.

[PlatinumHearts]

@physcoticweirdo LOL Aww. Poor you. :(

[diablecita]

@PlatinumHearts that's what the legal contract is for.

[2old2b1]

@PlatinumHearts i wold kill myself

[mark9241]

@PlatinumHearts Happens. I just saw a chinese video where one guy in Chicago fathered 129 kids.(Sperm Donors become super dads) HILARIOUS!

[messin1000]

@PlatinumHearts more like 50

[xxLatinKillaxx]

since i cant get a girlfriend WHICH is nothing to do with my looks or way to get them which is a social problem i have

might as well donate my sperm and be an open donor guy =) 18 years later hope to be contacted by my kid that would be awsome i never donated sperm so i really wouldn't know where to go...

[shadowblade145]

-__- They are REALLY running out of ideas. This is in fact a FAIL

[tjl1297]

6 people from fox watched this.

[QaisRAK]

its a fking way to live

[chandusheker]

it would have been better i you would have used a cartoon instead of real women good video

[diamonddragoniori]

@chandusheker got you to watch it didn't it?.....XD

[BizzyBone1994]

ill donate sperm baby but you have to get it out of me

[Nyktotheras]

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Damn that, just get pregnant if you have a partner so the child will have a mother AND a father who care for her/him.

[OneSearchingForTruth]

You should make a video titled, "How to Find a Sperm Recipient" =)

[ArcherKJ7512]

Or you could just go to a bar, get drunk, and take some guy home. Thats what I did.

[Gabrielregalado2]

if i get a free BJ i would lol

[BMWg84]

Should've been swallowed.

[barirdeeee2]

i want to donate is someone a female volunteer ?

[nunoslbbcb11]

I'll donate some sperm to you baby!

[Iceber9]

Wow I came in here to soon. I just came in here to read the comments. I expect some "I'll donate some sperm to you baby" from you heathens.

[639426]

well thats dumb why doesnt a girl just sleep with a guy and there she kills two birds with one stone, she gets prego and she gets pleasure out of it.

[EchoKey]

@639426 Maybe she's a lesbian

[kdavidmcd]

@EchoKey Then maybe she should adopt or better yet, not raise children in that environment,

[videogamenostalgia]

@kdavidmcd Or maybe she should do whatever the hell she wants, because she has the right to be treated like any ordinary human being.

[kdavidmcd]

@videogamenostalgia But she's just a cum dumpster.

[EchoKey]

@kdavidmcd Why just because she's a lesbian?

[kdavidmcd]

@EchoKey Absolutely not! It's because she's a woman.

[Bizzylizzy9000]

Doesn't howcast know child watch this LMAO!