Introduce yourself : )

[abufiraz]

Joa mai bist oa bissl verplant koa des soa??? Macht nichts, mach so weiter "Blau-Weiß Rulez"

[2l78y8h]

really i need to learn german .. are here anyone want to teach me

[germanman3826]

@2l78y8h Sure. Just inbox me. If you want to add me on FB just inbox me your name or I can inbox you mine.

[87escarto]

hey kiwi.. I hope you watch my video as a response.. thanks a lot for been who you are.. I like the way you teach.. don't give up.. your students need you.. I need you !! LOOL cause in about few months I'll be there in Germany as a volunteer exchange.,. so please, I need your help. I recomend you to make a video about vocabulary, no matter of what.. just.. like to have more vocabolary like part of the house, fruits, animals whatever.. thanks a lot and take care.. :)

[WildThang101101]

You know what is sad.. I, mostley German but I cant speak German. Im trying though

[VirusPerfect]

uly wie dein vater du as¿cvhucewipevgdewf

[GeorgiaBorn18]

sexy piercings

[nirtank2]

I like ur vidieo..^^

[mrfilmont]

nice head..

[346vinicius]

I love German girls! hehe ^^,

[LauriiLein94]

@346vinicius

sure :D

[alsadeg111222]

what u have i ur moth ??????????

[Piranathug]

Sorry but i'm camera shy. haha. But can you talk more about the german culture? I think more peeps would be interested in your vids if they had more motivation. Because if Germany is not my cup of tea then I won't watch.

[beatup1234]

Du hast so ein süsses gesicht .) and for a sweet german girl, you pronounce the words very good.

[nameuserful]

Der Junge: Bist du frei?

Mädchen: Nein, ich bin recht teuer.

Ist das Richt?

[languagegeek7]

Was?

[TheFrenchboy91]

i am not here to lurn german .. i want just to tell you .. You are beautifull !

[TexansBest16]

I am not computer savy at all so sorry i dont even know where to start on making a video other than pick up a camer =) but i really want to learn german so thanks for making those videos they really help!

[dannyyoeladames]

you are nicest don't pay attenchen to bad comments,i love you my teacher i am learning with you.

[9brandi]

2:22 stop talking you get so boring :|

[9brandi]

:| I dont speak english :| LMAO

[ssokker]

whats?????

[ruellan2003]

nice to meet u...ik hou van jou...nederlandse...doui

[tramlaw77]

Hallo Kiwi I thank you for the german lesson. I am a filipino doctor practicing in Texas. I have a sister living in Germany. I have been to Berlin once. I enjoy your videos.

[myoozikel]

Haha omg you remind me sooooo much of my german friend. the way you talk and everything XD now i miss her, lol.

[BruceIno]

I am gonna introduce myself soon. I made lots of german friends.  I am japanese.

[EdElisea]

I have a somewhat old digital camera that's capable of recording video, but it has a 4 megabyte SD card that can only record up to 15 seconds of video. It takes a specially built SD card so I haven't been able to upgrade it. I recently found, online, a 4 gigabyte SD card, built specially for my camera, which will enable me to record up to 4 hours of video. When my money situation stabilizes I plan on getting that SD card, but there's still a problem. I have no way to record sound.

[IMnotSAS]

jerk my 9 inch cock, babe

[ddlpro]

if you want to learn german pm me :D

[leahsophie95]

helloo :)

im from liverpool and think german language is AMAZING ! please can you help me learn it from the start , thank you very much

leah

xxxxxxxxx

[ddlpro]

do you have a messenger?

[gswaff61213]

Hallo Kiwi,

Mein Namen ist Greg. Ich komme aus USA. Ich wohnt in Oklahoma.

I am interested in learning the language and making German friends and learn about living in Germany. I am married and the wife is also interested in all things German. So, I am here to just make friends and learn about the German culture. I like music, history, movies, and just having a good time with friends.

[ddlpro]

do you have a messenger?

[giliwizzle]

Hallo im jenny im 26 livin in the states. ive been doing a genealogy thing and have found out that my ancestors are from Prussia. And that has kinda lead me here. So yea.. Slowly learning german be nice to pass it on. ..hi everyone lol

[quatroolhos]

HALLO KIWI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I REALY LIKE YOUR VIDEOS...

DANKE SEHR...

Ich komme aus Bresilien... and I always learn so much with your videos...

I'm intending to go to Germany this year to learn german (as an Au-pair) and I suggest you to create a video simulating an interwiew at the German Embassy (to take the Visa)... Can you imagine such thing???

I'd thank you very much...

Liebe Grüße...

Rodolfo Marcos

Ps.: Sorry about my english and my german.

Ich spreche nur Portugiesisch!

[RussX5Z]

person yet!! Whay whay whay!!! Anyways godbless you speedyconkiwi and my fellow youtubers have a pleasant and lovely fuckin day. Peace. :)

[RussX5Z]

Hello speedyconkiwi and everyone else here on youtube! My name is Russ. And I am somewhat a eager, mellow, high energy music loving type of person, that would love to meet somebody that fits the same triats that I have. Oh wait a minute (did I mention meeting pretty women also) ANYWAYS I live in Hawaii and it sucks as bad as a boring SEWER!! Okay its nice blah, blah, blah. Well call me negative and weird, or an asshole people but I also have a sincere side. I just haven't meant the right

[OZRIC1985]

You look like you like to use your hands. Would ya give me a nice handjob? :-D

[Gypsygothic]

Kiwi what kind of music do you listen to?

[violinplayer33]

how much do u weigh? why cant u just tell me?

[sugarhigh100]

What kind of question is that?

[violinplayer33]

i dont know....a question??!?

[polybob11]

WHOA ... (dnt ask) ur earrings things are well awesome

[ThatBryceKid]

haha you mentioned your a copycat.. but quite honestly, you are the only german video maker that i can actually understand..

[PrinZzes880]

you've got too much time, i think!!xD

[ISilverIArrowI]

I guess we need to a see a bit more of dialogues here in your videos.. if that could help learn faster..! only a suggestion.

[Nillira1975]

firstly I m from brazil and I would like to thank you but I really need more Episodies!!!

I need to learn German!!!more vocabulary more grammar!!

Are you busy?

[JimNation2008]

psssssst, hey, I think you have a metal thing stuck on your lip. Might want to check that before to many people see it, your welcome, your welcome

[Raaawwrr]

Gracias!

[manchiald]

i hate people that get on youtube talking about "all their projects" and co-host bitch you aint regis or kelly.

[complicatedgirl365]

You know what, that is a good idea. . . but i need to figure out how to use the camera on my new computer. . . and how to post it on youtube. i love your accent. and that song at the end. awesome! well, when i figure out my dilemmas i'll make a vid. ttyl

[gearjammer1995]

do you have herpies

[Shyssirixus]

gearjammer1995: Thats a lip ring, man, and its hot.

[fonker12]

woher bist du?  nur eine frage

[borjagartzia]

payaso

[waboy23]

Kiwi how old are you? Serious question. :) love the vids! My brother going to Germany next week for 2 weeks and has never been! Any tips?!

[svartsaft]

23 =)

[thewinekone]

Did you get a co-host yet? Or did I totally miss that video?!

[zvix0]

Hi,

A piece of advice:

look,u need to do media studies then put little make up to hide some black buttons on your face then u ll be a good TV presenter. Very funny lolz

moroccolover

[statoshock]

You should be less rude...

[FoulOwl]

I agree.Kiwi's # of subscribers speaks for itself.How many does that rude jerkwad have?!

[statoshock]

Did you say "Buttons" ?

[jengo900]

ya i loved the las t video too but then i dont know how to make a vedio honey if i knew i'd surely wanna thank u for teachin me some basics in german but this episode sucks mainly bcos u see to b more intrested in dating ur students than teaching tem anyway tanx for the other twoo videos are there more?

i'll try searching

[anth427]

it'd be cool if u'd rub ur pretty hands on my body. i'll make a video when i get my camera and you can watch and laugh. (r get angry whatever u do) CmeSOON

[Flowdidow]

kein kommentar zu meinem video? :(

[23cookies007]

random question: how do you get that box opn the right.. in yours it says oo look stars.. how do you get one of those??

anyone know lol

x

[m00nchile]

hey honey, you are sooo sweeet <3

[scrapheap1988]

Hier hast du nen Bonbon *Bonbon geb* ...

So mit vollem Mund spricht man nicht also RUHE!

[bardasu]

ti amo bella! baci da Milano

[ruschiduschi]

:((((

will auch deutsch lernen :P

btw find dich süß :D

[Christinaxotmb]

lololololololololololol.

I loved that little song at the end lololol

[KubminRulesz]

I LOVE YOU :) <33333333

[CircleBlack4Life]

You're a very good German teacher. I'm trying so hard to learn! Your videos have been very helpful.

[australianredneck]

I love this chick I wont to marry her

[jakshish]

me too...

[dmsx25]

well my name is serafin and i am obsesed with deutch i am 17 years old and i love your learning lessons. i can understand what poeple tell in german but i just cant respond. i guess its just a matter of time.oh and my accent is horrible. yuor the best . ich mochte du! see i dont know how to form sentences. take care.

[lunokhod27]

You said, "I want you"...

[rockdoll87]

aw ur cute :D

[scienceofmyself]

I'll make my first video for you

=]

...hopefully I'll do it soon.

[icecreamdaddy]

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah­ahhahahahahahhahah

hhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahah­ahha love da little ssong at the end.. hahaha craks me up!

[MattDeathStroke]

We love you Kiwi

[Meltedbutta7]

heyyy i'll deff make a video just dont play that creepy song at the end again!

[wassupbythecup]

hey how cum german ppl speak like perfect english

[rcHannibal]

trevel to england or to the usa also we are learning it in school

[GIRlvesTAQUITOS]

because their are very similar word in german as there are in english

[sinco93]

@wassupbythecup

I`m not german but I guess it`s the same thing as in Norway. We watch a lot of TV, at least I am, and through that we listen to alot of english. And through music.

sorry my bad english

[effervescentlove]

@wassupbythecup: a lot of us start learning in in the third or fourth grade.

[AcceptTruth]

Are you really from Germany?

[precednik]

emoooooooooooooooooooooo

[GIRlvesTAQUITOS]

wts wrng wit emo!

I'm emo

[precednik]

go cut yourself. try cutting your head off.

[GIRlvesTAQUITOS]

bck at u and I don't cut so! MOOYAH!

[TarashiMoonlight]

cool, good ending kiwi! ^^ it was cute!

[AtheisticDesecration]

i would introduce myself if a had a mic :( but i could make a vid of me with no sound *lolz*. But my great vga cam is from about the iron age so i'd prefer a dia show or whatever. Maybe coming soon when i have time to make it :)

[kurbaalisaat]

beautiful .)

[sayoukikai]

cooll idea i will post my see you

[muzikmafia27]

I like puppies and glitter too!

[BenMisfit84]

At 1:03 she gets pretty honest :) I'd agree with that.

[bosoxfan85]

That looks like Sütterlin on your wall...am I right? xD

yeah I should make a vid, Im not good on camera tho, haha.

[bedoboy]

Hi Kiwi I have attached my latest Weekly vlog to this, think you know who I am, just realised I missed Dinzlas birthday.

Anyway just for fun, My name is James, 31, single from Waterford in Rep of Ireland, work at Hasbro toy and games factory and never had a proper girlfriend.

Hugs from James your birthday seranader.

[itschewy]

shes hot...lolz :)

[azraei250993]

ich will dich kuss mich

[Larrymcphereson]

That ending was very cute Kiwi!

[SilentAsLaughter]

I like Kitties and Glitter And puppies

lol

[sheepc0w]

hey

how's your wrist? :P

[Noodlelette]

LMAO!

[ParanoidKitty]

Pfffft, who doesn't like puppies & glitter? I also like stickers!

[speedyconkiwi]

Me too!!! Especially the ones with glitter LOL

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

Puppies, glitter and stickers. Does life get any better?

Who woulda thunk my puppy would be suck a whiny little snot about it?

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

suck=such

When being a wise ass it pays to get things right, otherwise you're likely to just come off looking like dumb ass.

You'll have to excuse me now, I'm off to see if my puppy's hair is growing back in yet.

[Tubesocko]

Come now Kiwi.. I'm sure System Of A Down makes more than that one T-shirt. I'll have to send you a different one. ;)

[speedyconkiwi]

Hahaha yeah I know LOL

[Dannie0317]

HA HA HA I have two video responses

[JennaBella1]

great idea! i'm a fan (though the german isn't sticking) and i love watchin' your videos.

so i posted an old video (Ain't No Cover) to be a part of the intro! And, I submitted a dif. video like three times... totally on accident! I can't fix it! Oops! Kiwi, I'm sorry! lol see what happens when i try to participate?! LOL

[speedyconkiwi]

But but but where are they? I did get notifications for responses from you, bet when I checked the response video inbox... there was nothing : (

[ucrax13]

'} You're just having waaaay too much fun aren't you??? '} Good!

[depointless]

i dont like to make vids about myself, but is an interesting idea. u got my sub :D

[PeterAppleseed]

bla blah JK

Good editing.

[Jeordie13]

you're beautiful.

[BlackTalon9x19]

"Andale! Arriba! Arriba!" -Speedy Gonzales. lol

[1bronzedbeauty]

This is a great idea. I have actually thought about doing a vlog. I'm nervious.

This will be my first. OH well here we go.

It's coming up soon.

[speedyconkiwi]

And you did really good! No need to be nervous, the cam doesn't bite LOL : )

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam.

And I'm afraid that what I yam is someone who types. I made a few videos when I was kid and that seemed to satisfy whatever urges I might have had in that direction.

I DO still have the camera around somewhere, I admit, but it has a wind up crank on the side and it's media does not seem to be compatible with YT (or even available).

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

Quick! Call the Apostrophe Police and Emergency Typography Technicians. There's been an accident!

[eventphotodesign]

i would do a video with you!!

1. i am a neat boy! (and not ugly)

2. i have a camera!!

3. i really rock !!!

[dosenpfaendle]

I would love to make a video but 1. I'm ugly and 2. I don't have a camera.

Ay ay. :D

[americannamor]

Cool idea. I think I will do it but it will have to wait untill the weekend.

[deepdragon2]

Sweet heart teach more German to me. Ich sprecht sie deutch nicht ser gut! (Hope the spelling and grammer was close!)

[tubedude9]

Nice shirt :p System of a Down rocks!

[Beagslie76]

Will the co-host be Tessa?

[xcalabur19]

Wow your english is really unbelievably good. How did you learn to speak it so well?

[samtwist]

Do you like any other seeded fruits?

[deansig]

Ok, Kiwi - you aked for it! I just HAD to make a response video (sorry) hehe

I know I'm not a NEW subscriber, but I'm new to a lot of people! Besides - gives me a reason to make a video! Not that I'm a YouTube addict in any way, shape or form :s

Awesome video as usual!

[speedyconkiwi]

I wouldn't have expected anything else from you^^

And that's fine, new viewer, old viewer, I am bathing in video responses today and I loves it :D

[AngelWest]

They fixed the email!!!!! Thanks for speaking up in your recent vlog.

[speedyconkiwi]

Yeah I know I just noticed it an hour ago :D

Weeeeeeeee

Then again... they now screwed up the layouts of the channel's even more...

Guess you can't have one thing without suffering for it LOL

[AngelWest]

LOL, That's how they roll. But the email is high priority and I'm glad they fixed it.

[speedyconkiwi]

Yeah me too. : )

[irkman123]

your cute ^_^ hey i'm part german hehe i'm looking forward to german lessons..

[bubbasnak]

mine'll be late, but i'll make my 1st video. just for you!

[speedyconkiwi]

Ooooh cool! I'm really looking forward to that :D

[foxleyleon]

.................nah

[leedsninja]

*humps kiwi's leg*

[Sadistica]

eigentlich wollte ich es nie machen, aber das ist so süss, daß ich schon wieder zig Ideen bekomme...die umzusetzen ist eine andere Geschichte... aber ich schaue mal was ich tun kann ;D

[speedyconkiwi]

Yay!! Das klingt nach nem Plan :D

[sisterdusty]

Hello.

Im sister.

( holds out geeky hand )

[speedyconkiwi]

Heellloooo Sister :D

*shakes hand*

[johnnysmooth]

I'm kind of shy.

[speedyconkiwi]

Oh yes. Yes of course you are :D

(Did you get my PM btw..?)

[GerardandMikeymad]

Haha.

I will make a video soon.

But I was to busy laughing at the little tne at the end to read teh text. haha!!!

Ima go back to it.

xoxo

[speedyconkiwi]

Weeeeee coolness!

[winklie]

I don't know, how many times can you say cool in thirty seconds? Hmmm...

I didn't feel like making a video today (I'm not looking so great at the moment, ha ha ha), so I sent you a response with one of my comedy videos from last month. Hope you like it!

Kelly ~/`~

[speedyconkiwi]

Yay!! Will watch it in a bit :D

[goo33539]

Awesome, Kiwi. I'll get on it. ;)

[speedyconkiwi]

Weeeeeeeee :D

[fullride311]

i may do one :) you seem really cool but im shy...

[speedyconkiwi]

Aaw thanks. Get over the shyness! Just think about that it's only a camera you're talking to. No eed to be shy! :D

It's fun, trust me!

[BAYKITandFriends]

Hi Kiwi!! ^^

Habe mal mein 5 Fact Game Video gepostet, da es 5 Wahrheiten über mich verrät. Ganz lieben Gruß, Tobi!! =)

[speedyconkiwi]

Ich fertige mal die Kommentare ab, dann geht's in die nächste Runde Videos schaun.

Juhuuuu :D

[DrHeidegger]

good plan. i guess i'll attach my first video...

[speedyconkiwi]

weeeeeeeeeee!!!

[speedyconkiwi]

Tempting. Such a gentleman.

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

No, no, no. You're doing it wrong.

You're supposed to get all bent out of shape and make an angry response with minimal intelligibility that starts a vlog war involving lots of 11 year olds who think we can't tell they're not really 37 from their lack of language and social skills that goes on and on for months and months but leading nowhere.

For God's sake woman, learn to use the Internets.

[speedyconkiwi]

Damnit, I have so much to learn!

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

It's easy, have the left hemisphere of your brain removed and them lurk moar, you'll catch on in a jiffy.

[speedyconkiwi]

Awesome advice, I will see what I can do LOL

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

If you run into trouble getting the brain removal performed (damned socialized medicine), observation suggests that a good many people have found a reasonable substitute to prepare themselves for using the Internets properly:

Ingesting large quantities of liquid shoe polish.

Perhaps that would even be the best approach for you - Speedy con Kiwi.

[musosf]

Hee hee - love the little outro song. Whoa I will try to do one, no promises though. Craziness!

[speedyconkiwi]

You gotta work with what you have LOL

Hahaha don't worry, that little "song" worked just fine^^

[CrabHermit]

So...No more german lessons?

[ajgenius]

Beeep. Wrong. Try again. Better luck next time.

I suggest (re-)watching from 0:11-0:37 ;)

[CrabHermit]

Oups! Didn't pay much attention the first time...Sorry!