Large Hadron Rap

[Gazmus]

Shouldve got Brian Cox on the keys...

[68nerd]

The biggest war here is the Catholic faith - I mean to say - who funded world war 1 and 2? It wasn't Obama.... Try the big brother -VC

[Jedd41]

thought this said "Large Hardon Rap"

[jk3047]

if only all of particle physics could be explained utilizing fresh rhymes and funky beats...

[MrBonneBiere]

Scientist rules rap !



[MrBonneBiere]

Scientist rules rap !

[MrBigbrownies]

39 ppl dont know any thing about rap

[worotan]

I enjoyed this so much. Love that you used a bit of It Takes Two, because it takes two particles to collide...

[Nancysissypants]

Higgz bosun, bitchez

[skarlbiog]

I heart nerds!

[hiiliwowissa]

This was just so cool. All the important LHC things in a rap. This is the way modern teaching goes?

[ididurmomk]

gay vid is gay

[EstebanBayona]

RAPPING NERDS FTW!!!

[wayneio007]

i would remember physics alot better if my teacher did lessons like this! nice job

[CawFanMan]

shoking nice rhymes

[BiGTiMeNeRD007]

Excellent work. 5 stars.

[Elnuke]

y despues se preguntan porque tiene tantos fallos el LHC? Facil ... en vez de trabajar hacen bobadas como esta XD

[baretafunk]

PATETIC JAJAJA FRIKIS DEL RAP

[TheGeeWhizz]

that was ace ...

[LordTommy33]

ISn't time considered a dimension, since an object can exist in three plains, but it requires time to actually move... meaning we live in 4 dimensions not three.

[cleo188881]

true. i knew that before but we.. ^^

[settazteca]

thats quite ryt but time is a illusion !

[jeremygoldberg89]

time isn't a dimension in itself, time is the plane through which all other dimensions pass because if time were a dimension then it would not be able to be altered as can be seen in relativity

[jasonkai7]

this is epic.

[99rhetbaboons]

Painful.

[JoannofHtown]

In response to the Plan it is essential that those sensing their Higher purpose reflect and apply the powerful significance in this scientific explanation and revelation. It is the key to losing the grip gravity has upon us. Another aspect: Earth has a + charge while "Earthly" individuals have a - charge (largely due to identification with matter) by making ourselves a + charge the two positive charges repel just as magnets do and create a "levitation" of sorts. Jet propulsion.

[MasterOfTheKeyz]

Lol my science teacher showed this in my class

It was awesome!!!

[VGsuperstar]

miggity meant to collide...

[00bikeboy]

Wow, brains and beauty! Marry me Alpinekat!!

[flyagaric007]

nice job:DDDD

[tommyeflight89]

Whoever is complainign about costs vs what the $ could be spent on..

The LHC apparently costs $6 000 000 000

while the war in Iraq ALONE has cost Americans $600 000 000 000 000

oh and Obama has $75 000 000 000 more planned. Shall I continue? This is simply one so called war.  One advences science for the better of the human race, and well the other.. you know..

[baldus63]

@tommyeflight89 I add: a carrier of the last generation costs the same, as 3 (TRE!) B2 Spirit bomber, and ONE WEEK of war in IRAQ/Afghanistan.

[Sketchyterry]

type chemical raps into you tube and view the top one

[Jacksonstreet71]

Very funny, nerds rock!

[deliciouserendipity]

i love this rap, :) working at cern would be an ace job =]

[hondabubble125]

wow that was 1 of the gayest things i have ever seen in my life .... those people must be stupid retatrds

[AintNothingButAThang]

You have to love the irony of people using the world wide web (developed at CERN) to disparage CERN... no? Just me?

[99rhetbaboons]

Painful.

[anelli88]

Wow.. I really like this.. it's over my head, which is why I respect it so much!! I need to step my music writing up a little..

[Apocryphile1970]

This reminds me of Bill Nye music videos. xD!

Actually, they were "Not that Bad."

[scorpiusaries]

i am a mighty wizard&will destroy this tool of EVIL&BANISH WENCH ALICE 2 THE DARK SEAS OF DARBOON"..HERE ME FEAR MY POWER!(MINDLESS ONES}..the realms ye seek are mine to keep!!!

[Apocryphile1970]

BTW, have you heard about the BLACK HOLE in the BOOK OF ENOCH?

watch?v=UukVS-tcqa8

Maybe we should be conCERNed!

[prtn53]

LOL...are you serious?!

[Apocryphile1970]

Of course I am. I give you the chapters. The book is available for free online. You can't make this stuff up.

[prtn53]

Sure, please do send me the address. I can always use a little laugh here and there.

[Apocryphile1970]

Just Google the Book of Enoch. There are many versions available.

To see my video, just cut & paste:

watch?v=UukVS-tcqa8

Haven't gotten a refutation yet.

[alanmarsden]

Yeah? Fairies and unicorns haven't had a refutation yet. What's your point?

Maybe it's just so blatantly and transparently utter nonsense that nobody's decided to waste their time on it. Or maybe it's filled with infallible logic and academic rigour. Which is more likely?

I think the first.

[Apocryphile1970]

Show me a fairy or a unicorn, then. I'm showing you a Black Hole.

[Apocryphile1970]

Brian Cox: What really goes on at the Large Hadron Collider

[majinkobe]

this bitch rappin is mad hot

[meepthegreat]

I love alpinekat, marry me.

[Towefin]

... I need a girlfriend, don't I?

[Kiddolinfen]

Not unless you know how to close a black hole...

[Kiddolinfen]

They feed it children.

[SuperMelon1]

I actually saw this played on BBC news a months or two ago. One of the reporters actually commented on how the rap made it easier to understand.

[fezzard1]

y would u even try something like that u can kill every one

[atheelogos]

U have no understanding of basic physics. But thats ok. Just go out and do the research yourself. It should only take you a few minutes to find the real answers. Wikipedia would be a good place to start. And the chances of it creating a micro black hole is 1 in 50 million. And even if it did create one it would evaporate as soon as it came into existence. Besides ultra-high-energy cosmic rays impact Earth's atmosphere all the time and they can have more energy than the LHC

[cyrylski]

some good heady underground rap. i wonder if our linguistics lecturers are capable of something similar :D

[ginandjuice82]

awesome! i took a mod. physics class in high school so i actually understand this shit!!!

[bunelu87]

bekaly a zis sa o sugeti

[ScottishNotBrittish]

she has a nice voice

[vickewikstrom]

Should be used by physics teachers everywhere! Love it.

[sulimon510]

it is!

[fortunatus]

Plasma universe bitches!

[saryechka]

especially Steven Hawking.

[saryechka]

naifmulhim, please don't use the word "gay" as a derogatory term in place of "bad." Plus, I think nerdy scientists rapping is about as funny as you can get.

[AnotherDamnedHuman]

everyone knows that this machine will open up a portal to hell. I know this because I played doom.

[r3dtumult]

i lol'd at your comment.

[Colgate58]

:D Doom is fucking game

[TheLeukels]

Now I understand.....i am impressed with this girl!

[blkjedi954]

love the accuracy of the rap content. Bravo! and you CAN learn a lot from this song!

[Apocryphile1970]

FIND OUT ABOUT THE BLACK HOLE IN THE BOOK OF ENOCH!

watch?v=S2Fv81Z7-vY

Maybe we should be conCERNed!

[naifmulhim]

can i say GAY :-p still the topic is realy interesting. the rap GAY and WEEEEEEK

[mermaid1015]

i still don't get it...

[dejangex]

lhccountdown(.)info for latest info and countdown

[10110101101100]

Go ahead 666cern asswipes, make another rap crap, this time about how reliable is your lil' big toy... LOL

[lukeylsd]

LMAO the Stephen Hawkings voice at the beginning and end takes the piss, makes it funky!!

Whats sad is this rap, which is exactly meant to be great, its just about the LHC, but it's probably better than a load of artists that are out there nowdadays.. WOW thats shocking.

Anyways if you want to hear something deep and science orientated search for Canibus - Channel Zero i swear its worth it.

[RFblank]

Okay. MSU kids... something's in the water.

[m3taLB1Rd]

wait a sec, is this a song you can actually learn from?

[killmeforever35]

good but too catchy

[SavageHenryLee]

oh my god - that's some funky shit!

[pastorparcell]

Lets face it geeks rule.

[jelenakiric]

Will you guys pay me to do the heavy metal version...? ;-)

[shippycross]

meee 22222 ;-) s00000 genial... i post this rap all my friendz... & they r fixed of that clip 2 X-D

really really good work@the Alpine Kate & the rest of the crew*thumbsup*!!!!!!!!

i would be happy if more vidz like this r aviable to watch... ,-)

grTz, by $C

[loloione]

I can't stop watching this! I LOVE IT...

[iamopinionated]

Haha! Love this video! I'm really excited about what we can learn from the LHC experiments.

[Timebandit720]

Lets hear it for the weeners!

[Timebandit720]

Pathetic morons

[Timebandit720]

Cool as shit - and I mean a great big stinking sloppy one! Stick to playing with your Star Wars toys nerds.

[LuckyLukeLucky]

Great video, It's a shame some people can't understand it even though it's very well explained.

Good job! Hope to see something similar soon

[round2bitch]

And they said 'rap' wouldn't last

[NusMEsa]

Relly great! :D

[richunc]

Alpinekat I love you! You're video is the only raptastic song ever recorded. The whole group involved deserves kudos extreme. Thanks

[kjarli]

Sux kinda

[AZURA888]

damned nerds jajaja not i'm joking. carry out that experiment men!!!. gook luck!

[jrsrinivasforu]

really awesome rap compilation :D

[SjajZvezde]

awsome song and video,i love it!!! :D

[TMISOS]

Good stuff LHC is awsome.

[datacreed]

Nice job on the video!

[teppo42]

I fukken HATE rap but this was excellent

[ianforty3]

Well that explains it all I knew it was along those lines that verifies it my old man had nothing to do with it Jesus

[mrmrmax]

love this vid my father is often there!! hehe he showed me the vid!!! gr8 m8

[canabis89]

The new hip hop genre...

rap for geeks... xD

nee d schwiz laht no di ganz wält imene schwarze loch verchwinde... :P

hani voll kei bock druf... xD

[Enclave996]

It's not a new genre at all. Look up the song Entropy from MC Hawking.

[hearEmOut]

this is one sick (in a good way) song. I don't understand why people are so conCERNed about the LHC.

[SCPDIMB]

HAHAHA. Loved the song, good work, 5*

[dimebag4lyfe]

lmao what ass holes! shouldnt they be doing test or sumin!!!!!

[slashesiligitimatebr]

so cool

this physics is rockin in my head yalll

[artominious]

this is why im gnna take Physics for A level.... i mean cmoN! Physicists are soooooooooooooooo cooooooooooool 10* for me :P this is actually in my head -.- its really loling me lol

[MataaaaaX]

silly

[LotusPlant]

Awesome rap. 5*

[guyboy625]

this is sooo great

[litheshadow]

LOOOOOOOOOL

We watched this in physics today^^

[CJennifer94]

:) Good.

[Apopheros]

Hey, Kat you cuttie, think I could score you on a humming magnet during a run,..you know, just to spice up partheno a bit, and see what little freak comes out lol ;P

[solekandi]

See you foolz on the other side!

[skillisme]

I'm quite impressed; they pulled that off without it being cringeworthy.

[dzxw23]

this song is way better than most of the rap song i've heard. really good job

[DICKcheneyMASTER]

next month after they have aligned their magnets, they will begin the actual process of "colliding" where 600 million collisions will take place every second, resulting in a "reaction" thats supposed to be 100,000 times hotter than the sun- great idea !

[madmazdamini]

cool vid liked it, whens the next lesson miss??

[MonkCraft]

This is the best music video I've seen! Maybe if we taught more like this in our schools instead of boring videos, people wouldn't be dropping out like flys.

This actually teaches one all the basics of LHC visually in a fun way. Watch this three times and you've got it!

[redstateabsentee]

That is so phat, it collapsed into a singularity.

[loht773]

Did the LHC staff actually did this?, cause they must have had great fun.

[metubeutube2]

im using this for my report..lol

[XlovesXtoXspoogeX]

The word "cause" is slang for "because", dumbass it's not a real word!, and you

"wiid11" thats probably the worst assumption of the spelling of the word Frequency i've ever seen.

[freecloudy]

so nice... it makes me even feel a little regret that I got rid of phisics a while ago...

[DJSeba]

Awesome!

[robertsteauabr]

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[rsquare]

very nice :D

[wiid11]

why did you add 20kHz? it sounds alot better with tons of bass trust me! ... its still quite catchy though no matter what the freakwency

[wiid11]

the original had better sound quality because the volume of this one keeps changing

[gonzojellyfish]

I find it hilarious when people claim to have some intelligence that others do not when in their explainition they spell things like "what" and "cause" as "wot" and "cos".

I hope you do not speak like that in your daily life. You sound like Arnie Grape trying to explain Roger Penrose.

[settazteca]

OMG u stupid americans this thing wud never kill us !!!

OMG for christ sake u r dumb!

there was no way we cud have been killed...

ur so easily fooled by rumours and stuff people make up, if u dont know nothing bout wots arround u, u dont deserve to live!

by the way this song is better than every song 50cent has written so far =D

[rividaviso]

nope! fity cent writes better than this! i think thats why he has a whole lotta money!!

[ladulaser]

Pfft, compare the amount of money that CERN recieves from the contributing nations to 50 cent's fortune and it will appear like... Umm... 50 cent :P

[kukkuzejt]

Check out the hilarious 'I survived the Large Hadron Collider Experiment' T-shirt at MadSciStuff * com

[sindarusco]

it's amazing!!!

[CommanderAdama13]

awesome!

[FantasticFabian]

This is just great. :D

[cambusnethan]

Brilliant!

[KoruQueen]

lol.this was made by scientist.compleatly ruins the scientist stereotype

everyone should stop worrying about the blackholes coz they have already started this thing and if a blackhole gets out of controll everyone will die at the same time, give or take a few milliseconds

29 more days till any of those thing-me-bobs hit

if you are concerned about the world ending, what are you doing on youtube, GO SAY BYE 2 UR LOVED ONES

Yes TerryH86, SHIT HAPPENS and we'll be dead so it wont matter

[1TheRealDeal1]

Koruqueen, so when did you make your big discovery about how long it takes for a tiny black hole to expand and suck the earth inside out? In that case i think you should be working there right now as head scientist. For all we know, a tiny black hole could have been created yesterday, but could take a very long time to expand. I doubt they would let the pubilc know and cause global panic straight away. Don't jump to conclusions.

[KoruQueen]

yeah thats true

especially the bit about working as head scientist. LMAO. incase you dont reaslise the last sentance was a joke.

[frankieoldboy]

so its funny the way people say lol about if it did make black hole 1/6million sounds abit pointless saying lol why dont you just kill you self if its funny

[KoruQueen]

yeah. the way i see it they have started it, people have tried to take it to court and failed, so its not about to stop, so wat can you do?? laughing about it one thing. any way im confident that the world wont end, yeah maybe itll blow switzerland and france up but im on the other side of the world so im all gud. and im not heartless so if that does happen dont call me a bitch for not caring, because i will care.

[MagmaGaselli]

Nice rap. I haven't yet saw any woman rapping. Now I saw. ^^

[Tomoko720]

Anyone else reminded of those old music vids at the end of Bill Nye?

[474evr]

great video

[luigginacho]

they took the job to do all this rap bullshit just to make us "not fear the LHC" FUCK THIS SHIT! Why the fuck do an experiment that could fail and destroy all the fucking world? All of this because of a cripple mother fucker, who has no children, wife or family to lose "The blackholes SHOULD dissapear" SHOULD is NOT WILL, how many blachole experiments have you seen lately? FUCK THIS!

[474evr]

dont you think the frickn thought about that before they started the experiments?!?!?!?!

[Phoenix2700]

Yeah but nothing happened, so shut up.

There's always a risk.

[Burnett5196]

when the first atomic bomb was launched, scientists thought atmosphere will catch fire from the explosion and burn the whole world to a crisp. Yet the atomic bomb has been launched and no such thing happened. Just to put it into perspective for ya.

[luigginacho]

And they killed millions of inocent people you sick bastard!

[gagahput3ra]

Is this suppose to be a joke? They "Killed"???

[TerryH86]

i know!!! you could go hide in a cave...no that won't work...I KNOW!!! bomb shelter...no...still get sucked into oblivion, very painfully...take every centimeter, and sucked into the size smaller than an atom...man, that would suck for you...oh wait! we're still here!!!! even though its not full power yet,

we die? shit happens get over it. and besides, you'll be dead so it won't matter

[luigginacho]

Well why dont you shoot yourself right about now if youre so brave

[nathan1238]

It didn't kill you, and your criticizing loads of scientists and six countries because YOU read somewhere that it'll it destroy the world... LAME.

[eliseg518]

Awesome!!!!

[strizzles1]

Very nice. I'd pick this chick over Lil' Wayne any day. When does her album drop?

[Ellemeno]

That was terrific. Thank you!

[d00dlefreak]

LOL this vid is awesome, saw it in science class ;D

but then, it lasted quite awhile, so i got bored...but if i watch it at home, it's more hilarious ;D

[beafboy01]

We need more science raps.

[settazteca]

omg this song is better than much of the songs u listen everyday most of them by 50 cent his songs r real shit!

go go go lhc rap!

[MagicRaistlin]

Word.

[j377yb33n]

this should be covered by mc hawking serously!

[pivotmaster1111]

wtf