Edward Scissorpenis - Scratch and Lose

[skrillexisgod98]

press 5 then 3...

[skrillexisgod98]

press 9 and that bit actually kind of creeped me out

[Kidr3ap3r]

Ya got sizupainised! 3:29

[papasmurf277]

push 5 and 9

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

skull fucked?

[NothingButtLove1]

4:14 spam

[Zafrondude3000]

mah naems EADWUURD SCIZUPAINIS

[Solomaster29]

edward scissor penis needs to meet salad fingers LMFAO

[Solomaster29]

how does this give people nightmares its funny as hell lmfao

[sasorikun98]

AAAHHHAHA! I HAVE MORNING METAL

[MsTheFang]

mornin metal lol

[PriNathShow]

heeey long time no penis hea?

[rickyia911]

dude i have fkken school now i cant sleep

[ELEMENTALW1]

Long time no penis lol

[Solomaster29]

@ELEMENTALW1 LMFAO

[vjvjkful]

O: IS THAT JIZZ ON HIS FACE?!

[seawithme]

What's chester doing there?

[joelykidda]

At 3:48 he blows a bubble!! Thumbs up if you noticed!!

[yokozuma2]

pause. press play again. then press 8 over and over XD

[yokozuma2]

pause. press play again. then press 3 over and over XD

[Grafitti33]

Press 8 for some sex...

[OMGitsCarrieandKali]

Ahhhha I have morning metal. lol

[alericosmom]

thats gross



[123Ureadthishah]

I find it EXTREMELY difficult to masturbate to this.

[colebonesu]

he has a lot of control over his scissorpenis im kinda jealous

[xpinkstreakzx]

Long time no penis!

[GoodySpecV03]

this is nice

[MichaelinSF]

WOW! I am impressed! I just discovered ESPenis. This video shows a lot of talent as far as directing horror stuff. I bet you could make some seriously awesome horror movies. This was quite disturbing (I love it). I am off to explore more of your work (I see some cool stuff in the sidebar). Thank You buddy!!!

[KillerGuy96]

-eats pizza with large amount of ketchup- Wait... was I ment to eat while watching this? o.o

[rocaho001]

"morning metal" LMFAO

[zachbennett94]

Jesus that was actually really fucked up..........

[117starpower]

go to slender man documentary and take the "slender man suits" and look after a long comment made of 117starpower only if you are a justin bieber hater you will love it!:D

[Crazynick1998]

this reminds me of salad fingers:/

[TheWacked666]

put that in your scissor penis and smoke it!

[malabuegirl]

guy with glasses is cute!!!!

[katyperrylover96]

tha ts frakin gay f***king dumbys

[ichimaruuzamaki]

this is disturbing in SO many ways

[MrMan4020]

3:28 looks rlly dirty

[U36475]

my god, how old are you ??

[Incorected]

i find this video easy to masturbate to.

[TheCtop30]

I scratched do I lose?

[Oextarification]

He did it too hard! :(

[justtocomment238]

omg ... OMG..... OOOMMMGGGG......... OOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMGGGGGGG

[NVRGONNAGIVEuUP]

forced filacio @ 3:28

XD

[AJWP4]

I wonder what your neighbors are thinking..

[Pepperami369]

Help me!!!! I want one!

[Pepperami369]

Help me!!!!

[JustKev699]

LMAO! :D

[gezrith]

That is pretty dark

[ENDORPHINSAM]

Lol, Morning Metal

Rofl

[blackcat333ful]

thumbs up or should i say scissors up,lol

[Flaggedagain]

Hehe, he got t-bagged

[Giatosc]

What the fuck i just wached.

[xiHOMICIDALx]

@Giatosc

"wached"? o:

[polarchucky]

best Halloween vid ever

[geeiwoder]

i need to wake up to reality after watching a bunch of his vids

[YesImADickhead]

the edward scissorpenis series is one of the funniest series ever hahaha the first 2 were better than this one though. and everytime i watch edward scissorbloopers ive laugh sooo much

[SuperBenn99]

long time no penis LOL!

[nobodyimportant13]

looks like 27 people are scum

[TheLWRC]

DOCTOR ROCKZO @2:05 SOUNDS JUST LIKE HIM!

[j0j0barz33]

scissorvagina?

[rompecruceta]

soooooooooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaad

[crazuhuge]

omg the penis cannot be in a girl`s mounth

[comatose68]

thumbs up for morning metal :D

[MissyMe444]

I love you. Just saying. :D <3

[karanjhalaguy16578]

lol morning metal

[InvisableNinja123]

nahhhghhhh....I have morning metal! AHHH!!!!

[azniikka]

wonder how he pees..lol

[xiHOMICIDALx]

@azniikka

he pees more scissors.

Idk.

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[lolguy1127]

lol at morning metal

[HezzaPices2]

3:13 looks like da guy from slipknot O.O love da vid tho

[dedefula]

3:58 sounds like predator

[xXKradinXx]

I WAS gonna sleep tonight, but it's cool.

[gothetta]

I like you videos they´re silly like me xD

[FaggotryTV]

0:57

wonder if your neighbors ever see you doing weird shit.

[Mongoongen]

Did he really say "Long Time No Penis?" XD I laughed so hard!!

[reaperman2010]

Was that probably the first time he's ever killed someone with scissorpenis?

[ivandadog]

thats one penis that could cut up a bitch

[gliuk69]

sweet :)

[maxlytrius]

... freaky but really good :) seems like all your videos also have a thought into them, besides from being random.

[Zeepolian]

soo... is that jizz on his face from the penis he'll never have?

[SdUdExDo]

Thumbs up for RadiumZ!!!

[shadowdarian999]

you should have Edward do "this is my pee pee"

[ShunnedByZoi]

this is so fucked up, yet I couldn't stop watching! Lmao "morning metal"

[thecardrawer10]

LOOOOOOL "I have morning metal!"

[bpman5000]

IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS CUM ON HIS FACE

[silverhawkroman]

ed looks like sweet tooth (or an evil clown) with that makeup on XD

[chicoman1535]

LONG TIME NO PENIS RIGHT 

[Solomaster29]

lmao ill see you soon....HA AH AHA HA HA

[ShoTzrX]

sexy

[greg6995263]

2:54

[ome1211]

@greg6995263 I saw that too.

Its really scary.

[SpyCrab]

Fuck I scratched myself and I lost.

[brittandalex]

lol "I have morning metal"

[oddballmatt]

lol wow dude u came real close to face fucking that dude lol

[sashakemo]

I will come to your birthday!!! JUst dont snip meh!

[Naturepheonix]

"Oh who took my legs!"

ROFL!

[dudeipwnedU10minsago]

"I have morning metal!"

[jjxboy777]

wth?! O_o

[gavinlloydbaker]

That was actually quite disturbing :/

[xiHOMICIDALx]

@gavinlloydbaker

haha, xD

[colleeto5]

pause at 3:38

[balderodensson]

lmao

[mattywalker2k9]

lol edward scissor penis skull fucked him!

O_O

[NomiSaysGrr]

@mattywalker2k9 :o

[RetardedCowInc]

WHO THE FUK WOOULD TRIK SOMEONE WIT A SCISSOR PENIS!?!?!?

lol it ws funny tho

[socknetea]

i love the tweak out at the end u should be a screenplay for horror movies instead of comedy cuz that was damn movie quality

[irmamauricio01]

These are creepy seriously

[doggyo4]

LOL

[r0bbi1992]

nice vid

[D170RHL]

remind me not to upset people with scissor cocks :D

[D170RHL]

lol u wonder what people would think if they saw u in the street with scissors hanging out of ur flyer lol i wouldnt give a shit realy lol

[honeygoogoo]

lol

[Solomaster29]

lol WHOOOOOAAAHHHH

[dcarino212]

"i have morning metal"

[Destinyisdead069]

i cannot get enough of you edward! lol FUCK

[superbeans258]

make more of these

[Richardoma]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[MrPleco22]

4:13 and on is the funniest shit i love this make more i love the little noises he makes

[BeastModeNick]

Nice effects and weird ending

[PattyMMelt]

Put that in your scissorpenis and smoke it!

Most fucked up sentence ever!! :D :D :D

[nyyphi13]

your effects are fucking sick

[wakeuptofuckup]

wow really awesome video!

[MrThe3800]

Everybody else did! Hahah

[savannahg91]

Sorry that was a little too creepy! I like you anyway cause your hot!

[jissa683]

omg thats really scary lol

[dragoons9009]

The part where the friend peers through the peekhole and sees scissorpenis at the door is probably the freakiest part.

[gamemasterx11]

LMFAO i have morning METAL!!!

[twilightandparamore3]

omg this is kinda disturbingg!!

[EMPified]

"Hey, long time, no penis, huh?" LOL

[ozzymansonrules]

isnt that the same guy from your tourrettes vid on your other channel?

[EMPified]

yes, that's the same guy, and he makes some pretty good videos too

[AsianInvasionXD]

Love the slowmotion laughing. :D

[missXmikey]

lmao

[WhoRunBarterTown]

PINGAS

[tzOukii]

0.0

you are scary...

but it's awesome!!!

hehe

[ninjaa1111]

hohhhhhhhh i have morning medalll LMAOOO

[facelessentity93]

lol

dont F*CK with edward scissorpenis!!

[LilUtubeGirl]

lol i thought it was a bj

[TWOHANDSOFDEATH]

LOL!!!!!!!!

[IFaZI]

lmao claiming instructions are so random

tooth fairy, santa claus, invisible ink

[Primorcon]

have you ever seen Tetsuo The Iron Man

if not you should see it

[lilsycho909]

hahaha dont mess with a man with a sharp penis

[BrosoKintobor]

Long time no penis eh?

[mrsandman500]

XD thats a good one

[gaarasgir1]

Holy hell man. You've totally gonna give me nightmares. (In a ...good way? yeah)

[sawyerjustj14]

...that freaked me the hell out.

It was so amazing.

[DrPepperDERF]

HILARIOUS i love these videos

[azniikka]

the effects at 4:00 - 4:05 were freaking pro. i love it!!

[supered86]

thanks a lot!

[psychoDELini]

@azniikka yep that was cool

[turretmaster11]

@azniikka yeahh beast!!!!!

[rompecruceta]

sooooooooooooooo baad

[brainwaters]

Epic.

[makemebad1545]

hes not really cripile or you will be aressed

[elliottdanielle]

wtf

[Maeiko]

this is so cool.

u could have used the awesome effects to actually make a horror video.

[Brawlman76]

mmmmmm i have morning metal =Þ lol

4:13

[Brawlman76]

lol long time no penis rofl!

[CodeMonkeyMasta]

..hh..rape of death??

[Somanman]

The guy with the gauges is hot!

[v4nd4lz]

They were enjoying it .__.

3:40

[v4nd4lz]

creepishly geeky guy :x

[Jonbillion10]

he sounds like mr bean. and the guy looks funny with all the blood over his mouth lol

[zexedearth89]

Oohohowwowowohhohoh,AAHAHAH that's why the Scissorpenis videos rule :D HAHA

[worldofwarcraft30]

omg the noises u make, make me laugh so hard i also pee my pants

[blueclaydude500]

but yet he has a computer keybored and more but the irs took every thing :DDDDDD

[shodakane]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

[diamondflare7777]

look at the related comments and you'l see that dumbass fred.

[anytimeWR]

when the phone rings he goes ohwoahohoh

[buffiexoh]

LMAO when the phone rings!!! XD

[plankerwanker]

ha ha ha