New York Casualty

[britfan90]

omg he just walked past the Apple Store where I am watching this here video right now!!!! WOAH

[misschelle04]

god i want to live there

[misschelle04]

lol

[williambrown007]

Looks exactly like Britney Spears here.

[kuntyfacedbitch]

I LOVE YOU CHRIS. AND THE CAMERA MAN IS SEXY!

[JenniA420]

Fuck all you haters!!!! Chris is fucking Awesome!!!

[sakurakrispies102]

this was uploaded on my birthday! XD

[nollynikka7]

Lmao thats a dog thats a sign... Put ur lights on... Will u b my baby daddy

[JeanAbrahamx3]

@nollynikka7 heyyy check my videos out .. IM FUNNY TOO AND I LOOK GOOD , SUB ?

[KatideChaos]

Cut the act... please... This is downright absurd; this is completely fake dude. Just PLEASE! Stop it..

[JeanAbrahamx3]

@KatideChaos heyyy check my videos out .. IM FUNNY TOO AND I LOOK GOOD , SUB ?

[KatideChaos]

@JeanAbrahamx3 I'm a guy...

[evhjen]

The moment at 1:14 was h i l a r i o u s

[cutie1360]

haha he was fucked up that night he definitely wouldn't need to be driving

[FlowerztheUnicorn]

Idk wat to think r u creepy? Or r u awesome for standing up for wat u believe?

[RaveNeko22]

Um... you like people raining on it. So.... YOUR A MAN

[lovinliverpool]

dude your brother is sexy!! i want a piece of that quiet ass

[xzotyqa]

Women: de-Wolffianized Müllerian Females (statistically 'most common')

Women: de-Müllerianized Wolffian Females* (statistically 'less common')=ChrisC

Men: de-Wolffianized Müllerian Males (statistically 'less common')=ChazBono

Men: de-Müllerianized Wolffian Males (statistically 'most common')

Get it?

*Women: Re-Müllerianized Neo-Müllerian Females with optional 'bottom' surgery for a Neo-Vagina.

I hope this helps clear things up.

[kailamurphy990]

@xzotyqa huh????????????

[Misterrcheshire]

oooh he is cute! the camera man!

[death2picnik]

@Misterrcheshire agreed!

[Misterrcheshire]

@death2picnik Mhmmmmm ^_^

[lolgirllove600]

@Misterrcheshire ohh yes he is=)

[ileya18]

eres modelo.. woooo

[daesireedarling6]

"we're girlllss" O_O Hes..not a girl (; (; ROFLLL wtf. Traniee. whats he smokin? o; ;o o;

[sjsu25]

she's so pretty and those guys are sexy!!! get it gurl!!!!

[restlessdreamer10]

hahaha im undressing an audiance.

[ClythiaMystica]

i luv u christina!! U FUCKINNG PRETTY FUCKING BITCH!! IM SO JEALOUS D:

[kozack33]

@ClythiaMystica yeah mann

[princessgumbo]

Chris friend is cute! lol

[dIiZzZiI]

Lmaaaooo. That was my bio teacher that Chris asked to be his baby daddy lmaoooo.

[john292900]

lol.. thats kris thats dog!

[ClythiaMystica]

asking a random guy on the streets of new york city if hes pregnant. chris, marry me!!

[CittenCaboodles]

Chrissy, you look... like Brittany Spears back on her first album.

Just sayin'

[jessrunsthistown]

if u dnt like chrissy then dnt watch her fukin videos!! simple.

[HarmonyRhapsody]

AHAHA I love it.

"I'm pregnant, are you?"

"No, not today."

"Will you be my baby daddy?"

"Hahaha!"

"Ha! That's a yes!"

I love you, chris. Fricken awesome.

[x360ttmad]

its strange because if u were not a guy i would bone you...

[Craftnoobie]

@x360ttmad ding ding ding you would bone him given the chance.. it's not a bad thing

[aniger818]

ljljlkn

[SculptedThoughts]

This is awesome.

[MyXboXBroKeImSaD]

I feel weird watching this video

[kerna7x666]

@MyXboXBroKeImSaD me 2 i feel like why r we viewing all this homos pages cause if he thinks hes getting all the attention the fag wont stop

[robstenfan021]

go to hell faggot

[hopndrop1]

@robstenfan021 shut up homophobic.

[shadowbeliefisme]

new york and New Yorkers SUCK!

[mickwillie77]

I love her she's so cute~!

[Msbtrlover1]

your undressing an audience? wha? im not naked

[magmortarbowsergaara]

in my opinion you totally look like a girl

[tiipskop]

u are so HOT!!!

[mateoarcila7]

I love you chris <3333

[sllabotehtllaw]

How do people NOT run up to you and punch your fucking lights out!? I would definately be one of those people.

[Ryuu619]

@sllabotehtllaw I'm so sure you would. /sarcasm

[itsbrandycharby]

How do people NOT run up to you and scream "CHRIS!?" ... I would definately be one of those people.

[MrDoveyCoe]

the guy at 1:14 look hot :D

[alleirbagandlirpa]

306 ppl are dogs xD

[itschip378]

After your Stickam video about going to New York, this is more significant. Sure, you have detractors, but you have fans too, so it balances out. The parade is not cancelled. ;) "An audible bye would be good" Lol

[Thezousz]

DIE FAG !@##@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bishitsu]

Omg, that's a dog!!

[GiorgioGrafNyon]

You are my dreamboy

[leivaMJ1]

LOVE YOU CHRIS! <3 ^________^

[CullenLoverTwilight]

I dont know how it is :) i live in australia. :) but new york looks amazing. thanx for the little tour

[NevaGonaGiveYouUp]

hot bitch

[zupergozer]

im going to hang a puppy right now

[julieee1992]

people quot trying to rain on chris' parade! i had a great time watching this vid lol i just posted it on my GBFFs facebook wall saying i have a brilliant idea; that we should go to NY and drink tequila and make a video and post it on youtube lmao it looks Hilarious!! ;D xo

[TopPerson3]

Dude u need to go shave

[peachface101]

"will you be my baby daddy?"

*hahaha*

"that means yes."

ROFL! i love you chris!

[THEREALBARBIE89]

where are you originally from like where do you reside wow that sounds stalkerish lmfao!!!! no i just wana know bc u sound a bit country.

[julieee1992]

@THEREALBARBIE89 he's from TN (:

[THEREALBARBIE89]

@julieee1992 oooh okay that explains it. i still love his country ass! lol ..thanks

[THEREALBARBIE89]

where are you originally from like where do you residewow that sounds stalkerish lmfao!!!! no i just wana know bc u sound a bit country.

[Pazayik3]

You know what people? Pineapple Coconut, it's a coconut but there is a pineapple too just cause their different doesn't mean you can't mix them together to make a DELISH drink!!!

[barbiegirlaalliy9]

@thedarkestsea2point0 i live in california then nevda now i want to go to nyc

[KstewAndRpattzFan]

miss your long hair :/

[SmartyLion]

Your perfect Chris Crocker.

Please stay this way!

[eroticartist95]

I think your the new Candy Darling!

[popisdeadkthx]

I'M PREGNANT, r u??

[eldiabllo1989]

Chris is funny lol be a comic :)

[RadioZombieX]

um, were walking. Thats a sign

[Trackman72689]

1:14 is soooooo funny!! I love you chris!! This made my morning...lol

[dobbylovergirl12]

the long blond hair fits you

[ibleedtea]

How can people not stop and ask, are you chris crocker and take a picture with you. i would totally would do that, I dont care if people stare i dont care.

[tb0mb1]

SMH @ my biology teacher at 1:14

[SplatterpaintUnicorn]

Random dog xD

[slipsonic]

haha thet dude she asked to be her baby daddy was like, uuuuh no, drag queen

[atayn73]

@Tigrah99 and @1970sarteaga Be proud of being women but be prouder of being kind. He is doing the best he can to find a place to belong. Of course he can't ever have an authentic experience of womanhood but will you ever know how hard his life has probably been? He would not have chosen the conflict in his life if it were ever really a matter of choice.

[megalbutts]

@1970sarteaga @Tigrah99 @YouthGoneWild28 @theorigionaldoc @pokeyvalentine12...i dont think he gives a fuck..and obviously you have no life if you sit there and comment vids you hate. Anyways your such a powerful and funny person chris :)

[1970sarteaga]

Where's ur makeup? U need it!!!

[Tigrah99]

You always say stuff like "you know how it is for us ladies" and shit, BOLLOCKS. You will NEVER know what it's like to be a woman. You might slap your make up on and your shitty hair extensions, but until you start having PMT and bleeding non stop for one week out of every four and experiencing childbirth, you are NOT a woman. Fuck you.

[1970sarteaga]

@Tigrah99 You said a mouthful there. I can not believe he said "I'm pregnant. Are you?" He has no idea & never will!!!

[RockerWolf100]

@Tigrah99 dude take a shit, pull the stick outta your ass, have 17 beers, heres some crack melow down dude get so worked up over one human being its not worth it

[YouthGoneWild28]

Became famous for doing NOTHING

[shinaz000]

@YouthGoneWild28: That's success for you.

[Theorigonaldoc]

just shut the fuck up and get off you tube

[Pokeyvalentine12]

CUNT

[KURISUCHRIS99]

lol "im pregnant are you?!"

[SleeplessSinger]

I burst out laughing at "That's chris, That's a dog" Hahaha you are freaking amazing boy!!! X

[JayMonster888]

when will this be out?!?!?!?

"the chris crocker story" i mean.?

[cooleye99]

die man plz die :'(

[barbiegirlaalliy9]

@cooleye99 if you dont like his vids then why watch it 

[bartyile1]

wtf?))



[LeonardoDiCaprio11]

@mamale0077 k u need to quit and ppl like u need to stop leaving stupid stuff if ya don't like Chris then don't watch Chris ok I get so irritated when u and ppl like u leave stuff like dat Chris probly thinks ur a "sausage sucker" also so step off punk!

[nikki39421]

i'm pregnant, are you?...no not today :) hahaha

[TeamEdward2201]

Crack Vodka.? Chris i think u actually are a crack head.

[bigweeniegenie14]

Your camera man (Chris) and your baby daddy who wasn't pregnant that day, were both SMOKIN' HOTT!!!!!! yuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm

[ssbbfanboy]

@bigweeniegenie14 agreed :)

[hollyesque]

that's chris...that's a dog...that's a sign...PUT YOUR LIGHTS ON!!!!

[StabRipStabFace]

Like the ending :) x

[angela35ful]

u want to be known, come to scotland, we luv u xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

if you have the fair lol , we would have a rare tare xxxxxxxxxx

[mamaie0077]

sausagesucker

[Duncanjoshua]

OMG the ending is fab!!!!! :-D xxx

[CameronMichelle13]

Love you Chris!

[iPooptart]

your so entertaining (:

[Nattbaybee24]

will yhu be mha baby daddy <3

ilyy chriss.

kisses[&) lipqloss.

[yessi1996]

oh ma gosh! ur so funny lol "undressing an audience" lmfao ily chris!

[Kristinational]

Haha..looks like hanging out w/u is a good time! I loved the end.. it was beautiful!! <3

[joelover33]

Lol the last part was so dreamy and it made me wanna visit new York.... if only I could....

[Gkg3692]

I accidentally flagged this as innapropriate when I went to comment and rate! I'm so sorry Chris! Haha "I don't address an audience, I undress them!"

[littleploggo]

ignore the bitches that hate you, chris...cos you have no. 1 fan, that's me!!!

[ryotaryuu]

Hi, please come visit me so I can bash your tranny fag head it.

[junior17111rswoot]

i'll admit only one thing.

this freak has fucking courage to go out in public at night in NEW YORK.

that's like asking to get shot

tranny + new york = dead tranny.

[emofetus3666]

@junior17111rswoot WRONG New York is the home of the worlds best trannies...like....its the tranny capital of the world

[NovusBoy]

I think the camera man is quite cute :) I would not be surprised if Chris and him were in a relationship. "I dont know .... you tell me" - cuuuuuute eyes ^^

[dharia]

hahaha... you have certain look like Evan Rachel Wood on 3:32

[ThisAccountNameIs]

fag

[zXJulianXz]

@ThisAccountNamels

You fucking dipshit, you have freedom of speech but with this right comes responsibility and your responsibility is to not slag people off just because your a fucked up small brained neanderthal(no offence to neanderthalls :D) with no friends, i swear you must have been abused as a child...

[tiry4ever]

@zXJulianXz na lol people that get abused as child sometimes go on to have good lives he just has no life watsoever

[chizzlemang]

lmao! you funny! :x xoxoxhillary

[ThisAccountNameIs]

fag

[pronkisass]

What's your fucking problem you ignorant piece of shit homophobe fuck. Think a little.

[abejareina1989]

Looks like you had fun hhahaha <3

[moryrocks]

@JoeBLOG5

wtf?

[hazziekazzie]

tbqh, i don't care if your a man or not.

your awesome!

loveyaaaa(:

[warriorskk1]

I love New York. So fun. (:

[minxxee]

chris needs serious damage intervention

[deetattyteddy]

woundering , do you ever wish you could me pregant ?!?!? lol , love ya

[Mand1Lion]

cracktikilla... sooooo your on crack and on booze... nice

[Teresa925]

AHHHH thats my bio teacher!

i'm never going to let him forget that

"I'm pregnant. are you"

"not today"

"will you be my babies daddy?"

haha

"thats a yes"

[cigiss]

@teresa. shut up. that's your bio teacher!?!? the dude's hilarous!!

[Nuan07]

Leave Britney ALONE!!!!!! hahahhahaahhaa

gay fag is gay!

[VIOLAinTHEmaking]

chris is hot as a women!!!!

[erikagallant1]

He needs to puke!

[bunny201428]

lmfao thats

Chris and... thats a dog lol

[TheSublimeAgent]

You guys are eating at a cute restaurant...lolololol

[bceullllaen]

he needs to shave

[Rhythz]

In New York when a car has a flashing light that means it has a problem. So don't yell at cars to turn their lights on.

[raquelle08]

heh audible bye

[krissjean]

I think i know that girl in the video!

[SophieeHotchkiss5033]

i wanna go to new york so badly. i live in a crappy ghetto apartment, in santa rosa, california. :(

[csantiago27]

Awesome...you walked right by my apartment ..damn that i didnt get to see you.

[neSarang3528]

holy shit you look so much like avril lavigne at the end of the video.

she's so beautiful and so are you =)

[Alyssa765843]

Is that really your brother?

[Twilightbookfan1020]

OMG U WERE HERE?!?!?!?!?!? nnnnggaayyaaaahhhh. woo New York casuality. Times Square right? of course. of course New York is the BWEST!!

[MIGHToKONdriak]

chrs u are so amazing u make me laugh nonstop... it would be cool to hang out with u for life

[chrissychristineable]

the ending was cheesy :)

[musicxcraze]

2:51 LOL

[RoyalEmma3CP]

LOL GET A LIFE

[LuLu8769]

We have learned today that it has a five 0 clock shadow and if it wants to be a woman, at least shave. what a doughhead...

[louib716]

b4 u said u were drunk, i thought u just had a bad case of ADD lol.

[thenamesmarlene]

Youre hillarious. "Are you pregnant? Will you be my baby daddy? Thats a yes." :))

[FRESHHLADIE]

lol that was so funny. im gonna do that to somebody when i go out. xD

[Teresa925]

that guy was my teacher!

[tickflick]

ur camera man is FIT!

[ismailzainlovemanson]

HAHHAHAHA cute...i love you chris crocker!!!

[daniibaby500]

lol @ the ending

[vanessa5240228]

chris say hi ''hi?

[kcchacha]

Hahah your pretty!!!

[crazy00cat]

There's Chris, there's a dog...

xD

[looluu47]

u make a fucking pretty girl :D

[fountainhead01]

your camera man is fucking hot!!! i would suck his dik

[luuuiss1]

that's a dog HAHAHAHH :D

[GrAzIaJoHnNyFaN43]

AAHAHHAHAH XDDDD

[cat5005]

hahahahahahahhaha!!! <3

thats chris... thats a dog