How To Summon A Shoggoth - eHal

[KristofskiKabuki]

Asummunashugguth

[Legolas2112]

Hal, you have a sense of humor... But you are in danger! For more info search Youtube for

Night Gallery: The Last Lesson of Mr. Peabody.... ;o)

[bornofisis99]

ehow who is more powerful the kraken or kathulu>



[twilightzoneseinfeld]

@bornofisis99 Cthulhu

[shoggoth]

Oh did somebody call?

[IslandDelEspanto]

I thought this was going to be really nerdy put I laughed my ass off! Subscribed man!

[kittyof9tails]

WOW next time I play d&d I know how to summon one and the dm can not just look at me weird. FOR I HAVE PROOF!!!! YOU are the greatest.

[GabeTheCrusher]

all right!

i always wanted to know how to summon a shoggoth, thank you Hal Thompson!!

[dancingtiger625]

I have that skull goblet lol

[bastarddarsh]

This is the real way to summon a Shuggoth.

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah-nagl ftaghn

[gokcankrc67]

expert = different clored lquids and books...

he is expert

[13besfriend13]

I hope you become more famous than justin bieber

[dimmddr1]

Summon Shoggoth: Up-up-down-down-left-right-lef­t-right-B-A-Start.

[bastarddarsh]

@dimmddr1 You forgot select.

[dimmddr1]

@bastarddarsh That's only for a double date.

[zeiidii]

OHHHHH GOD I CANT STOP WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS

[TheNsd119]

lol nice vid

[JoshCube2]

Final Fantasy

[xINVISIGOTHx]

can you summon a bigger shoggoth with a $20?

[le4slie]

old snot rag!! omg ur so funny! u shud have ur own tv show or sumthin :D

[ikilledmacdre]

idiotic, a shoggoth not only is dangerous, but can be very unsafe, I suggest nobody attempt summoning a shoggoth unless they are a properly trained shoggoth summoner or at least a level 30 shaman warrior. if these skills are indeed possessed, than yes the shoggoth makes a great cup holder/ trash bin.

[uptohisneck]

this is quietly hilarious.

[Pilooogen]

eHow to be a success?

[ceebie0711]

I love how you move your hand when saying "I am an expert" and "Isummonashoggoth".

[judernate]

Boss

[tvu86]

lmfao isn't hal thompson the same as dave ackerman?

[learyan]

jsut watched some of your videos..im totally gonna subscribe

[Pilooogen]

Hi Tal Im an expert too and want to tell you how to stop zombie from jerking off.

1. Use positive attitude or it kill you before you get close

2.Use a book that got pictures of Santa (that turn them off)

3.Put a fork in your anus (of the zombie do it for you)

4. Sacrifice a close friend.

5.Now the zombie is no longer immortal.

6Go to the normal deal with zombies.

Alternative just give it a goat and it do anything for you.

[redsplash168]

Sir, are you a wizard?

[SnailFlies]

Hal wants you to get an (press 3)

[mklegend96]

Quick question please answer in a video or message or something. How can i summon dark beasts using household items such as a lightbulb, piano etc thanks

[Black0Avatar]

eHow to mind control Nyarlathotep O:

[stupidboys43]

It would be REALLY cool that you do a "eHow to summon Cthulhu"

[jeang287]

What a gem! Thanks for this fun vid. I have made notes so I will have them handy when I next need to call a Shoggoth. Thanks!

[YoungBrave2006]

Hal, ehow to crate homunculus? Hurry, the shoggoths want tribute!!!!

[ChrisTeamProdigy]

I summunashoggoth!

[shoggoth]

Tekeli-li!

[hackwriter]

I always wanted to know what a Shoggoth was used for, thanks!

[shaun1050]

I found this channel out only a week ago and I'm addicted :D

[theFFVIguy]

1:18 hair edit!

[spyranteros]

Dont ungry suggoths! They will burn your DVD player!

[drakodude2]

0:25 is it okay if mine was found in a dragons lair? cuz im not sure it will work

[confuniverse]

"The Shoggoth is probably at a wedding" hahahahahahaha, Genius!

[Darkraithegreat]

eHow do I get a life?

[Zebrakindom]

i trolled the morman chat with this video thank you

[halomaster157934]

Man the shoggoth is great!!! I dont have to worry about people at work trying to make me sad cause the shoggoth will just eat them although it did it my wife. P.S. feed your shoggoth or it gets very mad!!!!!!!!!

[Cainus44]

Worked great for me! I ride it to work every day and crushed my boss's new car with it!

[superluigi35]

eHow What do expert sea urchins eat for lunch?

[SuperKoopaSK]

There's a harpie in our garden. Ehow do I get rid of it?

[Zurisht]

eHow do I get a date with Hal?

-Lady looking for nerd love

[Robster881]

E-How do I summon dread Chtulhu who sleeps in his house in R'lyeh?

[DeathToAllHamsters]

that was awesome and funny as hell :D

[deadasdeadcanbe]

Lmfao too funny

[gamer7916]

trust me u dont wanna eat a shoggath they smell like shit

[gamer7916]

shoggoth has no brain so theyll do watever u want, i personally would use playdo instead of turd for the summoning(creating) u dont need a book just fuck a turd(playdo) with a masterbated and bleeding penis for bout 40 days straight

[gamer7916]

summoning shoggoth is easy: just drop a turd or two

[gamer7916]

shoggoth look like what happens when justin bieber, miley cyrus, and snookie fuck each other on bed and the mouths are their vaginas and asses

[AveNoctis]

do they work on weekends and holidays?

[Barajacko]

a shoggoth is a lot like pudding

[Takeonazon]

From the mountains of madness....kinda reminds me of an Immortal Lyric^^

[DeeMolition]

I think that if anyone could summon a shoggoth, it would be this guy.

[Solmyrkva]

"...and a dollar" xD

[Famizen]

I found everything, you gotta help me out with the book though.

[JakaxBone3672]

@Famizen you know shoggoths arent real right?

[Famizen]

@JakaxBone3672 Well... maybe :3

[blamesociety2]

@LewisrowezerRS Thank you.

[korzon]

So it looks like youre a lava lamp expert as well mine is broken know how to fix them?

[amethyst48]

OMFG I used to play Call of Cthulu myself many yrs ago and read of the Lovecraft books. This is too funny, plz summon some more plzplzplzplz lol

[sekbiker32]

nerd



[Unicron4ever]

Hey, this is pretty useful info... I didn't know how to kill a Shoggoth with a spoon.

(So THAT's why my grandma always carried a tea spoon in her pocket!)

[branko1717]

Just read "At the Mountains of Madness", now this cracks me up even more :D

[0adireita]

pool of their own blodd......

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[MrCopter106]

can i turn myself into a shoggoth by combining johnson's potion of fleshly ambigiousness with a dollar some cream and a snot rag?

[MrCopter106]

tekeli-li?

[Dragon32z]

can't....stop.....laughing

[iamwilcohitzert]

i know how to summon the shoggoth buy the game scribblenauts and type in shoggoth

[iGame3D]

Hilariousnessnessity

[ResettisReplicas]

Help! ehow else can I kill a shoggoth? I don't have a spoon.

[RacbecSkywalker]

Thumbs up if you tried it

[psyckojoe]

where the fuck am i supposed to find a dollar?

[lo0kingThruAmberEyes]

lol im sure shoggoths taste more like pudding with teeth

[viperxeon]

What dose a Shoggoth taste like?

[dtouey]

Go Lovecraft!

[knighthawk92]

haahhaha a wedding lol

[saintmichaelsarmoury]

eHow can I get my hands on a sweetass rug like you have hanging up behind you?

[14Jester88]

Lmao, man, absolutely everything in that video was perfect. The comb over, the way Hal talks in that apprehensive way, and especially the ingredients.

This was pure greatness.

[blamesociety2]

@14Jester88 Thanks!

[y126e]

i summoned a shoggoth and he ate my homework oh well i didnt do them anyway plus it ate my ice cream cake and my favorite chair so i used my dads shotgun and killed it and threw its body to the dogs

[topper253]

what the fuck did i just watch?

[cookiemonster5913]

I love the work you guys do at blamesociety, its amazing, keep up the great work

[paladinswrath]

t('.'t) win

[thepurplecrystalz]

dear hal please answer this question. there are gnomes running around in my yard! and how can i teleporth them to someone else's yard using only oxyclean and other items?

[evilottojr]

I never heard of this series before today, but it's great! Guys, publicize this series with some of your other vids! It's like the best thing I've seen from you guys in a long time!

[blamesociety2]

@evilottojr Thanks! Help us spread the word!

[evilottojr]

@blamesociety2 I shall. I asked Hal a question on Facebook. Maybe I can tell other people to go ask him stuff.

[23Abnormal]

This video was posted on my birthday

[toddieo1]

YOUR MY BOY BLUE

[Zellig]

i this this hal thompson is a pretty cool guy eh summon shoggoths and doesnt afraid of anything

[Zanmatt2g]

eHow do I stop an unstoppable demon from killing me slowly with a spoon?

[thas2010]

so they don't make good pets?

[VegetaSasuke89]

You ARE the expert!

[GnariusFestivus]

@Error1294 Ya done FUCKED up

[ArnBucketeer]

He's an expert.

[Zanmatt2g]

How do you make people?

[theULTIMATETetris]

That shoggoth a dick. You should learn fireball and kill that dude or girl; what ever it is.

[xDarthMetallicaX]

Help me Hal! A cursed baby doll keeps talking to me. How do I get rid of it?

Sincerely, Bill Nye the Science Guy

[Sclasspsycho]

The Shoggoth looks like something from Abarat. Is the illustration from Abarat?

[likaner1]

whats a shoggoth?

[umean123]

@likaner1 a evil strange monster with many mouths and eyes its sorta like moving coral slime or with eyes and mouths and sharp theet or something

[kreugerpranka]

@likaner1 Read the short story "At the Mountains of Madness" by H.P. Lovecraft.

[ThePhantomSafetyPin]

"The Shoggoth is probably at a wedding... oh a note." XD

"You can just eat the Shoggoth with a spoon... a Shoggoth is a lot like pudding..."

Does it taste of madness? XD

[audallas841]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[LadyOfTheSith]

0.o Pudding...

[kreugerpranka]

"I had a little shoggoth I conjured up one day I used an elder sigil so shoggoth and I play shoggoth shoggoth shoggoth with mouths and pseudopods shoggoth shoggoth shoggoth foul creature of the gods. One day when we were playing my monstrous pal broke free I dropped my elder sigil and shoggy turned on me shoggoth shoggoth shoggoth, he ripped me to a shred shoggoth shoggoth shoggoth, we played and now I'm dead."

[blamesociety2]

@kreugerpranka Shoggoth poetry is the best poetry.

[kreugerpranka]

@blamesociety2 'tis a song but I would agree with you.

[1holybladex]

@blamesociety2 the force us strong with this one

[voltron747]

@kreugerpranka aint that the shoggoth song by the hplhs?

[kreugerpranka]

@voltron747 yes I memorized it.

[voltron747]

@kreugerpranka epic

[gawbagecan]

@kreugerpranka i guess he took the whiskey and the potion.

[gamer7916]

@kreugerpranka shoggoth look like what happens when justin bieber, miley cyrus, lady gaga, and snookie raping each other and then stuff goes really messy and no one clean it up

[WhatWasThatStudios]

oh my god it worked!!! but the shoggoth tried to eat me so i set it on fire

[KycapLanew]

@WhatWasThatStudios You're supposed to use a spoon....

[WhatWasThatStudios]

@KycapLanew yeah well, im a pyromaniac, and i didnt have a spoon

[KycapLanew]

@WhatWasThatStudios Pah! Excuses. LOL Well, good job anyway.

[xINVISIGOTHx]

do you have to have that exact book? or a similar one, or.... a piece of paper with those words on it.... or can you just say the words

[20MrBigmac]

You got jizzed on by a shoggoth

[555555gardner]

Writing from the land of Lovecraft:

so good! Ive watched your ehows many times and instantly subscribed. Tks for putting it out there.

the dry dress down humor is great and more personable than the theatrical stuff so many upload on us like a needy ex-girlfriends. blah..... relax your all naturally beautiful stop with all the make up. thats why we turned to you tube. really really stop trying to make it like television

but really form geek to geek thks for being a friend! 

[themalachijethro]

I feel sorry for him and his job.

[popdognine]

man that shoggoth is a ass hole

[furroy2]

I am the legal copyright holder of the shuggoth image you used, while I would have appreciated you asking for use of my image first, I enjoyed this video enough I won't complain about it. :-P

[awsomeJim123]

Shuggoth looks like tons of vaginas ans eyes plus blue waffle mixed together!!!!

[captainnutella67]

This is the best of all the ehow's

also i didn't realise that Hal ordered jonlajoie's rapist glasses

[obi911]

lol the Shoggoth cumshot him xD

[TheTranFace]

Wut does a shoggoth taste like? :D

[cooleobrad1337]

my new favorite video series

[Toastybiggins]

"A Shugguth"

That alone made this video funny to me. Something about someone so nonchalantly mispronouncing the name of a sanity destroying horror is hilarious.

[L4zyG33zer]

......

[khundar]

A Shoggoth is a lot like pudding xD Lovecraft should have heard that xD

[SharkFrenzyBlood]

Hey Hal Thompson, how do you get a paladin to stop casting holy spells in your room? BLOOSH GLALAFEEERRRRRRRRGGG A NOTH

[SlasherCheetah]

Mine was at a wedding.

[fiddleteach]

cool.now i accadintly summoned a fairy!cool!good vid!

[Morhek]

Cthulu fhtagn!

[RaileeLunaClaw]

Unfortunately, while the Shoggoth is in fact pudding-like, it is not suggested that you eat it if there are alternatives. My buddy tried it once, and he started hallucinating. I don't really keep up with him now, but I think he became an axe murderer. Or maybe it was a lawyer...

[kevelstone]

continuity error keep attention on the silver vase to the right

[gruntfan91]

Hal is one of my favorite shows.

[TheMoonPower]

you can just eat the shoggoth

with a spoon

[jonathanshir]

So Shoggoth is a cup holder, Shuggpoth is a snow beast, is a Shaggoth the Trololo Dude?

[uncr3ativename]

lol, would a Canadian dollar work?

[ZAYLo7]

i lmao at ur vids! keep it up

[shaysadventure]

hahaha!

[m16mang]

How do I send questions to Hal? :D

[blamesociety2]

@m16mang Hal is on Facebook: hal.thompson1

[PUPPYKICKER111]

I've been looking for a cupholder/head devourer.

[Curttehmurt]

@Error1294 well there are several at the south pole, left behind by the Elder Things in ages long past

[TheDarkDuck93]

Shoggoths belong to the Cthulhu myth, right?

[nareea]

Classic

[CreepyMcNulty]

PLEASE DO A VIDEO ON THIS QUESTION: I keep ejaculating in my sleep and my friends tell me its because my ex-girlfriend is a succubus. How can I stop her from stealing my soul and/or semen?

[KillerofMezzer101]

how do you get a wood elf to stop eating out of the refrigerator?

[voicetube]

I think this is my favorite so far (of this series).

[SKODWARDE253]

fuck off. were busy.

[Drsatan9]

fuck off we're busy lol

[kitanotom36]

learn learn because you will need it

[dragonslayerpwn]

if someone subcribes to me i will watch their videos a lot and give them lots of views!!

[blamesociety2]

@Error1294 That's a Shuggoth.

[SuperRichalvarezFan]

@blamesociety2 I think he meant "sheegoth" and they`re from Metroid Prime and they are Snow Beasts. Now you know and knowing is half the battle. G.I JOE

[garrettor]

@blamesociety2 Dear HalL, I really need your help. My yard is filled with burrowing mammoths, how do I stop them, please answer, sincerely Abraham Lincoln.

[brennanloltehlol]

haha those beakers on your desk look like dildos xD

[machiav3ll3]

GO Shoggoth GO!!!

[KingSequoia]

I am some what scared and wont be trying this ! 10/5