Little Britain Vicky Pollard at The Swimming Pool

[danthemanbiotch1]

lemme have a wee first

[ClawlessReaver]

"Because what happened was ya know the Rudman sisters? Well they found a verucca stuck in the girls' bogs and put it in Carrie's bag and she completely had an eppy and turned up to Kamal Sharma's party with a compass and stabbed Kamal Sharma, but anyway Shelly Bately gave Craig Herman a blowie in the shallow-end for a bite of his Funny Foot." <--- Hard to believe that was all said in like 12 seconds lol

[SJMJ91]

"Ian Papworth who I once got off with AS A JOKE!" hahaha

[Theluke11100]

bbbbbbbbbbbboooooooooooooossss­sssssssssssssss

[SJMJ91]

"I heard a man pushed a man and the man died and that's true. If you don't believe me, you can go and ask him yourself." - hahahaha! Go and ask a man who's dead! LOL

[costateguise]

Lifeguards...the most boring overrated simplistic job of all time

[TheDarkdude007]

what did you record this with? a calculator?

[nafertini901]

bought?

[SniperTom96]

dont give me baby evils lololololoolllolololololololo

[Phantasus87]

he died go ask him

[SJMJ91]

@Phantasus87 Unless she/he meant the other man who pushed him. lol

[mynameismina9]

no but yea but no but yea

[Gr1zz3m]

wait, what do they mean NO FONDUE PARTIES??

those BASTARDS!

[Lujluj5]

dont be giving me evils. *splash* betch.

hahahahahah CLASSIC

[TheLeilisa]

Does swimming regularly make you grow taller?

[computerkfm]

@TheLeilisa Yes it does

[gabi326jjk]

OH SHU'UP

[jennifer]

BETCH

[beerbongkingofcanada]

Hilarious!

[bensmusicworld]

Silly woman! LOL!

[Epurope]

omg! she/he sounds exactly like the high preist on year one haha thats so funny :D

[Boxingirl6]

sooooooo funny

[supereece999]

lol that was filmed were i live newmalden that jks i go there like almost every week

[milly0999]

"dont go givin me evils!"

"bitch"

"oh shut up!"

lmao

[helloikonhello]

just amazingly love it!!!

[nsapao4cc]

I heard somewhere that Vicky Pollard is actually a representation of Cheryl Cole when she was younger.

[kattmagick]

@TheAdat It's a stalling tactic, she thinks if she talks fast and jump around in her respose they people will be thrown off and just forget what they asked her in the first place.

[kattmagick]

Yes, thanks I know its a joke. But in a lot of ways you guys have a lot more freedom than we in the US. So I was not sure for a second.

[TheAdat]

:-(... why does she talk so fast :D?

[mmmkeklol]

werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre old but cnda funy

[stevepaxify]

@ufewl// get over your self you ponsy anal-retentive winger. If you don't like it and are offended by it(pussy) then stop watching and stop posting!!! Classic troll, trying to sound intelligent by agonizing over your post, passive aggressive fool that doesn't realise that you ARE the type of person you despise. Fuck off

[kawaiichie]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[MrJak925]

Betch XD

[BillyAndRobbie]

I wish I could copy quotes from the video and get thumbs up for it.

[thesingingsensation1]

this show is sooooo annoying her voice

sounds like fred

[SoccahhLuvahh98]

Lmfaoooo !

Dont be Givin me Evilsss!!!

**Splashes Waterr**

**Whistlee Blowss**

Oh Shut Upp !!!!!!

Hahahaaa(: This is Halariousss .

[thedasvitania]

"Don't give me evils !" xD

[kattmagick]

Very very funny! But are you really allowed to pee in the pool in England? I mean really? I know some people do it but really?

[04smallmj]

@kattmagick It isn't a written rule but you'd get kicked out if someone saw you doing it... I do it though, LOL.

[kattmagick]

@04smallmj Well if it is not a written rule, then you can't then throw people out! And EWWWW! you bad boy or girl which ever the case may be. lol

[04smallmj]

@kattmagick boy... at least I don't poo in the pool!

[Elssuh]

@kattmagick No, you're not allowed. he thought she was going to go pee outside the pool, not in it.

[hermionetimelord45]

YA BUH NO BUH YA BUH NO BUH YA!

[jammidodgaa]

@hermionetimelord45 by ur username, iim guessin ur a fan of harry potter and doctor who :)

[B789c]

at the beginnig, this clip was Bought to you?? i think you mean brought.

[idiotnoobbum]

BETCH!!

[xHAL5T3Dx]

*whistle* OH SHUTUP

[Gritaans]

vicky talk too fast XD

[THEMUFFINMAN7911]

yeah but no but yeah because... roflmao

[ufewl]

A program made by public school toffs Matt Lucas and the the other non-entity displaying classist negative stereotypes of poor white people, of course they could not use black people becasue racial discrimination is illegal, class discrimination is not however.

So stuck up snobs Lucas and co are free to spread their vile and damaging propaganda against the poor displaying them as vile idle and feckless.

Typical of a public school cunt, Lucas's mates work in banks and their greed bankrupt the UK

[gobes1975]

@ufewl Oh, and their character Bubbles DeVere is a 'toff' as you put it. Your post places you guilty of the same discrimination that you aim at Lucas and Walliams.

[ufewl]

@gobes1975 she is not portrayed as scum and a criminal thorough is she?

my posts are not discriminatory merely accurrately describing the vile class discrimination of Matt Lucas and his public school chums who mock the class they live off the back of and exploit and humiliate.

Disgusting little fuckers.

[norzanib]

I just love vicky

[no1ukstar]

I talk like dat when I'm pissed off

[LOV3AeD]

yeah but no but yea but no...too funny

[LiamT14]

That is at morden swimming pool

[MrEvilShot]

Is it normal that i can understand what she is saying lmao!?

[juanchox2000]

SHE TALKS SOOOOO FAST!!!!

[steveallen808909]

vicky is discustingly hot  she needs something in her mouth to keep her quiet lol

[comedybenj]

@steveallen808909 keep your disgusting fetishes to yourself

[TheHappie12]

lol thats how chavs act today

[ufewl]

Why does Little Britain portray the lower classes a criminal scum?

That is the kind of nasty propaganda Hitler used on the Jews.

[annie10103]

@ufewl

get a sense of humor. its comedy.

[ufewl]

@annie10103 fuck of you elitist cunt.

[annie10103]

@ufewl

youve got problems. if you dont like little britain dont watch it. go and rant on some other video.

[TheMikeyReilly]

@ufewl It attacks all classes. And it's a comedy.

[TheChillyAcademicIV]

@ufewl

Im a Gypsy and found this to be hilarious, Grow up

[MickMoat12]

lmao

[TheSugarcookie1999]

?WTF?

[Ethanace]

OH SHU-UP!

[KunoichiLenaleerose]

lol!!!

[MeesterCrumpet]

I love the way 'she' stares at him while 'shes' peeing. so awkward

[KunoichiLenaleerose]

Woah, girl! Hold your horses and speak slower!!

[alanna7ify]

Did she like pee in the swimming pool during that long pause?

[singingchick1234]

@alanna7ify yesh i fink she did

[GeorgiaaJane]

@alanna7ify yes

[skhackersk]

yeah but now . . . najs

[85tommy85]

i was with micheala the whole time coz she was crying, coz u kno dominic malone? well he was supposed to meet her down the swings to go 3rd base but anyway ian pat who i like once got off with AS-A-JOKE nicked a whole bottle of bolly off stacey mannix mum and hid it in the woods but then couldnt find it but did find it but didnt really like it so he threw it at a family of gypos" LOL LOL

[grayeyes043]

@85tommy85 thank you...never would have understood what it was saying

[daboksa]

wat a chav lol

[DoGgYDiddy]

so...he couldnt find it but then found it but didnt like it so he threw it at a family of jippos? wow! :/

[athox]

@DoGgYDiddy gypsies

[bvmichaeljackson]

omg i've never seen litle britain befor ::P but omg its so funny!!

[dadragon148]

where did they find someone that CAN call so fast! ;o

sorry bad english

[MellosChocoBar]

A MAN pushed a MAN and the MAN died!

[Kalorado123]

yeah but no yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah! nobutyea

[swiper33333]

@Kalorado123 lmfao ctrl + v much? come up with some ideas yourself, retard

[halomakke]

i heard that she said "dont give me emos, bitch!"

[dogsbone07]

@halomakke its "don't be giving me evils"

[Xeverything2009X]

@halomakke i thought it was dont give me evils bitch?

[001Stacey]

LOL DONT BE GIVIN ME EVILS !!!!! *spalshes water* *blows whistle* OHH SHUTT UPP !! lmaaoo <3

[MrAirbus75]

@001Stacey ROFL!!!

[KimCityLove]

Don't you give me evols? What does it mean? XD

[ManchesterRival]

@KimCityLove it means "Stop looking at me"

[toontownrules78]

OH SHUT UP! lol

[MrSu2ie]

vicky is sooo freakin funny :D

[britgirl19]

Don't go giving me evils, bitch (splashes water)

(whistles)

oh shut up!

[chemicalending]

oh shut up with dominik maloon! xD

[MsKirstini]

he had to have 300 stitches in his face

[1041957mani1]

she is so dum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[ZoeInDisguise]

@1041957mani1  dumb*

[Themusicofangels]

luv her

[HeavyMetalRocker676]

noo but yer but but i aint done nufin or nofin shatap!

[green98x]

yeh but noo but..........

[x5chloe5X]

wooo ive been there to that swimming place :D

[albinboy]

HAHAH i love the part where she says :Cuz once there was a man who pushed a man and the man died if you dont believe me you can ask him yourself :D

[LilMissShanx]

Lmaoo the last bit (:

[bettynni]

yeah but no but yeah!!!

[rudolf030]

simply the best!!!

[susiiq142]

Do not give me evils - BITCH!!!

Hilarious...

[grantapuslafsalot]

No because I couldn't have done because I was with Micheala thew whole time because you know dominic malone? Well he was spose be meeting her down the swings, but anyway Ian Pat who a once got off with AS A JOKE nicked a whole bottle of vodka of stacies mum and hid it in the woods but then he couldn't find, but then he did find it but didn't like it so he threw it at a family of gippos. XD

[HeatherOfOz]

The funniest bit was when she said she'd do a pee, it was so wrong of her but so funny.

[felixq78]

@HeatherOfOz Funny but very predictable.

[pshret]

no fondue parties !

[pansenhansen]

shitty quality son

[pshret]

no fondue parties ...

[DrShakalu619]

essex girls

[thetwistofcain]

lmao gross.

[GreyWolf11022]

thats IMPOSSIBLE to understand for me as a german girl  :S...but i saw it in german so funny XD

[theworldGodonlyknows]

@GreyWolf11022 woah didn't know they dubbed this in german.

[GreyWolf11022]

@theworldGodonlyknows Oh yes I´m from germany and i look it ervery day! XD Vicky Pollard is great!

[rickysmyth]

pee in the pool.. ugh disgusting

[funkyfranx]

Vicky: I'll just have a wee first and then I'll go and changed

Life Guard: Okay be quick then

Vicky: Right...-stands there for a few seconds-... all right I'll go get changed now.. DON'T BE GIVING ME THE EVILS ---Vicky: -splashes-

Life Guard: -whistle-

Vicky: OH SHUT UP

Made me laugh my ass off

[DawnOfWarHunter]

do you really have to repeat everything off the video?

[101bugsy]

1:46

[hkpmfilmsk]

lol

[GODLOVESTINA]

LOOL ! If only this has subtitles... :( Coz Vicky talks too fast I dunno what she's saying ! xD

[TheFutureLooksGrimm]

@GODLOVESTINA I can't tell what was said either lol

[irishdude69]

@GODLOVESTINA and she use really obtuse british slang...

[1weirdhumanlol]

@GODLOVESTINA i dont think eny one doz

[burgerbun723]

@GODLOVESTINA sweetheart that's the point :L

[VC106893]

@GODLOVESTINA

could you read that fast? xD

I think a slowmotion would more suitable xD

[xPeeriePixiex]

@GODLOVESTINA Well on the DVD if u put it on subtitles, it misses out words because it was too fast.

[JLTVstaff]

@GODLOVESTINA I dont know how she (he) talks that fast!

[derWahreSirRichfield]

@GODLOVESTINA

would you be able to follow the subtitles? =D

[miranda8484]

@GODLOVESTINA Yes¡¡¡¡ subtittles please :( because she´s so fast¡

[cat0the0cat]

I could not send it to you pers. so its to you -ISA54-:)

[babybix666]

fuck man can someone post some quality looking clips. this looks horrible. amateur hour with the posting

[Raian89]

@babybix666 you should do it!

[xRampageJayx]

" Don't give me the evils, BATCH. "

[TinaSchnatter]

haha lol

[hazardous1990]

dont give me evils!

[swiper33333]

yeah but no yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah!!:D

[MAGILLAFACE669]

stfu

[swiper33333]

^^  .

[CarpetStainRemover]

you musthave been REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAALLY bored lmaoo

[18joeyboy18]

@swiper33333 why did u say it 50 times

[swiper33333]

@18joeyboy18 I was bored.

[Teme3396]

@swiper33333 but no :(

[healer1940]

@swiper33333

:3 LMBO

[DIDIBABE1]

vickey is funny she cracks me up alot i couldnt stop laughing from watching the shows

[rainbow69184]

okay im from america i've always thought the british wernt funny but after seeing numerous clips of little britain and some of vicky pollard i can say Britain you are very funny! an i saw some of the hollyoaks clips (in the city) very good i must. I love britain. :)

[horseanddragon3456]

OI!!! evil elfin im australian!!!

[abckade123]

this is the best of british comedy :D it makes me proud too be british. and thankyou for all the other countrys agreeing just how funny this show is :D i love you america, italy and germany :D

[EvilElfin]

nobody cares about australia

[lizvandort666]

stfu, no one cares about you, keep your asshole comments to yourself

[xdoningtonchick02x]

this n catherine tate

[harw1able]

sweet

[Bonn0228]

we in Germany also smoke everything in the swimming-pool for and quite normally

[ParasitReturns]

Da hat er Recht :)

[GoingCandy]

I love this show <3

But here in italy we haven't got shows like this...

T___T

[funkynotstinky]

uaaahahahaha!!!! =)))))) love her!

[coolmandaz]

is it strange that i can understand wat he's sayin lol

[TheDavizio]

i love this show and vivky is hillarious i know she would be funnier if i could understand more of what she's saying

lol

[haticem68]

morden swimming pool, SURREY

[fenella95]

ooo mah gawd!

[PokefanDP]

"Don't go giving me evils.... Bitch" :D

[777chriss0r]

the german audio sucks really... in english its better ^.^

[chaz1702]

init

[entewente]

I like both^^

[maximiwax]

you think so?

ich denke, der kalkofe macht seinen job ganz gut...hast aber recht: an den dreckigen englischen dialekt (im übertragenen sinne) kommt er einfach nicht ran. der schauspieler ist einfach der hammer ^^

[aldenbuzz]

Oh. !

[Yasmin1927]

This is awesome^^

Vicky is so funny.

[girlygirl13782]

this viedos weird

[85sunnie85]

lol,Vicky is one of my fav little britain characters

[bj616]

Hilarious! Love Little Britain

[jaygrizzley]

thats a guy not a girl

[ProstaKraszca]

yes the actor is a man