Naruto Abridged 18

[JMMitch17]

Kakashi:ok youre first technique. Its the only original move i have,1000 Chirping Birds Technique.

Sasuke:Wait what!?

Kakashi:see it sounds like birds. hehe tweet.

Sasuke:Sensei i think we need to talk about your freak obsession with animals.

Kakashi:What? i dont have that at all, right Pakkun?

Pakkun:please dont leave me alone with him!

[AstartesBlackTemplar]

For the record, can anyone prove Jesus was NOT a ninja? Water into wine: basic elemental manipulation, possibly aided by a kekkei genkai. Healing the blind and lame and shit: medical jutsu. Bringing people back to life: Rinne Tensei no Jutsu.

People? We now know the Rikudo Sennin's first name!

[amandadnn]

Blue. Huh? Blue! Blue! BLUEE!

[dynamiccookingtime]

NO!!!!!!!! BAKI!!!!!! He was the original brony. Without him, this series officially blows

[AudreyTheArchitect]

Sasuke, if you think that's bad, I got three words for you...

Curry of Life!

xD

[SephChan941]

I finally get the Crispin Freeman thing after watching Hellsing... LOL

[Dovemanic]

BLUE!! BLUUUUUE!!

Liar Liar reference, yay! :D

[1bassley]

wow. I had no idea the garbage day meme was so old.

[Akatsukilover011]

haha

Naruto: ok

Jiraya: ok... try again.. but dont SUCK this time

Naruto does it agan..

The frog: You suck

Jiraya: wow...

lmao stupid XD

[iDontNeedaUsernam]

I almost choked on a red vine at about 6:05

thanks for the near-death experience.

[mamabine68]

BOOBS!!!!!

[UmbreonXPie76]

The blueness lol

[1Tailedraccoon]

I've tried the blue thing before and you have to say it loads before it actaully saya it said it XD

[mitchbbo2]

"wait..does that mean Jesus was a NINJA?"

[mamabine68]

@mitchbbo2 Yes Naruto, Jesus was a Ninja.....

[robeccacorn]

"Hyate aint going nowhere" <3

[LovelyLillian98]

BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[thesmexykibalover]

pink poney!!!! :D

[piemagehead1]

Okay O GOD....fine im leaving



[piemagehead1]

DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!

[piemagehead1]

Yes Naruto...Like Jesus LMAO



[mamabine68]

@piemagehead1 Does that mean Jesus was a NINJA?

[jasminhannahmontana]

Jiraiya: ok naruto ur first task...is to walk on water...Naruto: like jesus? Jiraiya: yea naruto...like jesus! Naruto :wait a minute...does that mean jesus was a ninja?! Jiraiya: yes naruto...Jesus...was a ninja...Naruto: REALLY?! Jiraiya: NO NOT REALLY!!! Naruto: awwhhh D:

[arcaninedattebayo11]

DEATH FROM ABOVE

[TheMina123456]

gaara: tohr out my funk.. ill f***ing kill you

Naruto: stop right gaara....of the funk

[1XxPrettyGirlxX2]

@SonicFan79

YGOTAS reference.

[letitshineinpink]

Jiraya : okey naruto your first task is to walk on water

Naruto : like jesus ?

Jiraya : yes naruto like jesus

Naruto : wait a minute .... does that mean jesus was a ninja ?

Jiraya : yes naruto jesus was a ninja ...

i dident learn that in bible school xd

[trickninja101]

ur gotta touch the screen not yell at it -.-.....

[kranshii]

Boobs.. i mean naruto :D

[azgone34]

What a foul mouthed toad

[101shukaku]

what quastions did the ds asked him

[CindyLuvsYooh]

"Ok try again except this time don't suck"hahaha

[RisingPhoenix94]

Curry of life the worst filler in any Anime ever

[armanirocks100]

jariya's reaction to the giant chicken was the best!

[krisame1]

Sasuke: Sensei, I think we need to talk about your creepy obssession with animals.

Kakashi: What? I dont have that at all! Do I Pakun?

Pakun: Please dont leave me alone with him!

[LoveEggNog]

Cheif toad: Who the *** ARE YOU?

Naruto: I'm Naruto! and I summoned you!

CheifToad: BullS***!

Naruto: Well thats a nice mouth you have on you...

Cheif Toad: Shut the F*** Up you F****in Sack of of S***!.....********

Naruto:Hey! Now that I summoned you will ya listen to me?

Cheif Toad F*** NO!

[LoveEggNog]

Hey Jiraiya, wanna go a'rowin with me?

OH HELZ YES!

[LoveEggNog]

Omg the blue thing happened to me ALL THE FREAKIN TIME XD

[SuperGosen4]

that game on the DS was so hard!

[ILoveGaara1000]

Lol

Sasuke:i think we need to talk about your over obsession with animals

Kakashi: What i have an over obsession with animals what do you think Pakkun

Pakkun:GOD DONT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM

[XHikotheproX]

does anybody know the name of the opening song??

[KyonRobinson]

ok ill Cut the pevert joke only if u get a 100% in Ninja BRAIN AGE!!!! lol

BLUE Bl-ue BLUUUEEE!!! Sobing..BLUE....ok u win

[SoulXMaka4242564]

Oh Yeah Hayate Ain't goin' No Where! XD

[Tygress99]

yeah favorite thing ever! Hayate is alive!

[101shonenjumpfreak]

Gaara:Hi

Kakashi: what are you doing here?

Gaara:Can sasuke come out to Die!?

Kakashi:Not now!

Gaara: ok *silence* How bout now?

Kakashi: Will you go away!

LMAO! XD

[candy4725331]

BLLLLLUUUUUEEEEEE

[wisefire56]

pause at 4:55 then resume :D

[butterflyzero0]

BLUE!!!!



[irndeath]

*boom*

Great toad: WHO THE F**K ARE YOU?!

Naruto: Im naruto and i summoned you!

Great toad: BULLS**T!!!

Naruto: Wow thats a nice mouth you got on you...

Great toad: Shut the f**k up you f**king sack of s**t...****

Naruto: now that i summoned you will you listen to me?

Great toad: S**t NO!

I laughed until i cried XD

[NatsukiAyaka]

Jiraya: Okay Naruto, your next test is to learn how to summon a giant frog!

Naruto: But I can already do a summon! See?

*boom*

Clucky: Caw-caw-CAW!!

Jiraya: HOLY SHIT, THAT'S A GIANT CHICKEN.

Love that part.

[RLFan1313]

blueueueu lol

[MegaDale666]

hehe tweet

[sesshyssoulmate]

BLUEEEEEEEEEE

[supablasta300]

@5:10

naruto: if you dont leave ILL DANCE AGAIN!

Gaara: you wouldnt DARE!

Naruto: (random annoying song)

Gaara OK OH GAWD FINE IM LEAVING!

[jaroddz14]

huhuh tweet tweet

[IWuvYooh100]

"Okay.....try again, but don't suck this time!"

*BOOM*

"You suck!!"

Oh my gosh that was so cute. XDD

[thegrellkid]

'Can Sasuke come out to DIE?"

Hahah! That made me laugh.

[k3v1nh]

Kakashi Is Goku From Dragon Ball Z Abridged

[Gamesta95]

Does anybody else notice the stalker at 1:38 standing behind the building?

[Gamesta95]

@kewlstuff4ppl cause the DS has really suck voice acknowledgement.. it messes up alot on those games

[sheralynne]

LOOK GUYS ITS CRISPIN FREE---- oh, no, nevermind

[gwgirl11911]

HAHAHA TWEET



[theMaddPurpleFly]

4:40 - 4:48

"Snxxxxx.... give me back my hockey stick, eh..."

"Throw off my funk, will you? I'll f***ing kill you!"

[1808Hinata]

I can't take Narutos dance moves serios I have to stop laufing or I can't breath

[300nukesdie]

I saw curry of life from the real episodes and it was funny

[angelfi890]

HOLY SHIT THATS A GIANT CHICKEN!!

[shyhinata1997]

Gaara walk up

Kakashi: Wat now?

Gaara: Can Sasuke come out...to die

Kakashi: Not now.

Gaara: Ok.........How about now?

Kakashi: Will you go away??!!??

LOL X3

[beatlemaniac11509]

HOLYSHITTHATSAGIANTCHICKEN :)

[MegaMultidark]

LOL 0:39 through 1:01

[lljb3]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

I'm Naruto, and I summoned you!

BULLSHIT!

Wow, that's a nice mouth you have on you...

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING SACK OF SHIT! CUNT!

Hey, now that I summoned you, will you listen to me?

SHIT NO.

How about if I hold on to you for a really long time?

DAMN! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO FUCKING EARLIER?! THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING!

[cento1er]

Jesus was totally a ninja,

he healed people, he walked on water.

JESUS WAS A NINJA

[cento1er]

Jesus was totally a ninja,

he healed people, he walked on water.

HE WAS A NINJA

[ReitanTsuwamono]

Blue! huh?, blue. BLue. blue-ue-ue! BA!-LUE! what the? Blue! gu, son of.. blue! blew, blue huh hoo...blue hoh...blue hoh... blu uh oh...*sigh* okay, so when do we start?

-opening-

and now blue is my favorite color =)

[AxelWedstar411]

"Hollyshititsagiantchicken!"

[KibaInuzuka0202]

4:41 what episdoe is that???

[zaxex21]

Throw off my funk will u... Il FUKING KILL U!!

XD

[supervegito2277]

kakashi: see it sounds like bird hehe tweep.

Sasuke: Ok sensei we need to talk to you about your crazy obsession with animals

Kakashi: what i dont have that at all. Do i Pakkun??

Pakkun: Please dont leave me alone with him

Priceless.

[MrGarfield1900]

Death from above!

[dudealishes]

see it sounds like birds... hehe. tweet

[SonicFan79]

"Holy S**t, a giant chicken!" Obvious joke missed. thumbs up if you know what I mean.

[mamabine68]

@SonicFan79 i don't get it........

[gAaRaFaNgUrl78]

Kakashi: Ok Sasuke, when Gaara comes at you I'm going to teach you this technique, the only original move I have. The thousand chirping birds technique.

Sasuke: Wait. . . .What?

Kakashi: See it sounds like birds, hehe tweet

Sasuke: Sensei I think we need to talk about your creepy obsession with animals.

Kakashi: What? I don't have that at all, do I Pakkun?

Pakkun: PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM!!!!

xD hahahaa!!! <3

[LesSoldado]

"Can Sasuke come out to DIE?"

[PokemonRaichu26]

haha Gamabunta sure is a friendly toad. BEEP! :D

[BlackDog7697]

BOOBS!....I mean Naruto...

[1colonelsanders]

3:21 The pink one... sounds like he's talking about Pinky Pie. Thumbs up if you like My little pony.

[Kirgizerk]

Funk Coffin

[115Nevet]

BOOBS!!!

[Limegirl328]

huh? OH GOD WHY?!

[sasuke0491]

if you think thats bad i have 3 words for you "curry of life" pissed myself laughing

[rainstar999]

Gaara: "Hey, can sasuke come out to die?"

Kakashi: "Not now."

*Closes eyes*

Gaara: Now?

[darksimnecro]

BOOBS oh wait its just naruto

[jepper1245]

Damn that was harsh! LOL XD

[DUCKS1992]

Lmao

Kabuto: Ok boki

Baki: It's baki

Kabuto: Whatever, So Bochi

Funny as hell! xD

[paulisundead]

Can Sasuke come out to die?

[Thingy0000]

Haha ... tweet

[TaaraoftheShadows]

XD lmao. OH GOD WHY?! and um. Blue. Uh? Bluue!!! BLUE!! What the i said BLUUUUEE UUUUUUU lmao

[unlikelyspy]

i absolutely luv the theme song! does anyone know what its called?

[taekwondomasters123]

f** u

[ImpureWorld]

Naruto: Wait a minute.. Does that mean Jesus was a Ninja!?

Jiraiya: Yes Naruto.. Jesus was a Ninja...

Naruto: Really?!?

Jiraiya: No Not Really!!

Naruto: ohhhhh.....

LOL!!

[hudsonz]

!!!BEWBS!!!

[tmntlover123456]

BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! BLUE!!!!! XDDD

[johncenafan8]

EY Jiraiya wanna go rowin with me?

OH HELLZ YES!

[firnron002]

BLUUUEEEE!!!!

When I got brain training and my bro did the colors thing he's like "Blue" and then we both burst out laughing.

[mmp64son]

@firnron002 I have that game....THE MIC NEVER GETS THE WORD

[YumiUchihaxGiGi]

@ 1:38

Let your chain (hair) hang low Jiraiya.. Let it hang low. x]

[YumiUchihaxGiGi]

OH. MY. GOD. I HAVE NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE!

Look at - 1:36

There is a person beside the buliding.

I have watched this over 50 times.. and I have never noticed. Not in the episode or the video. xD

[johncenafan8]

@YumiUchihaxGiGi thats ebisu he was spying on Jiraiya and Naruto.

[YumiUchihaxGiGi]

I fucking love reading the comments.

REASON: They are all reposting what people say in the video.

x] <3

[kurenairox125]

BLUE!!!!!!!

[KittyVikki]

sesei i think we need to talk about your creepy obsession with animals lol creepy

[TheQueenOfTheWolves]

@ 0:39 lol dont worry Naruto mine does the exact same thing i sware that thing wants you to fail.

[andrevus2]

If you don't leave i will dance again!

You...wouldn't....dare

*starts dancing*

OKAY FINE IL LEAVE

[reckoboy25]

1:47 LOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crackelodeon2010]

BLUE-UE-UE!!!!!!

[nevrest]

"Throw off my funk will you. I'll fucking kill you."

XD

[jonathanx3333]

blue blue blu eu blue itz so true its almost impossible to for that game to understand the word blue

[cj45drago2]

BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­E

[naruto4evacouples]

Curry. Of. Life

[xXsuicidebutterflyXx]

Jiraiya: Okay Naruto, your first task is to walk on water.

Naruto: Like Jesus?! 

Jiraiya: Yes Naruto, like Jesus

Naruto: Wait a minute, does that mean Jesus was a ninja?

Jiraiya: Yes Naruto, Jesus was a ninja

Naruto: Really?!

Jiraiya: NO NOT REALLY!!

Naruto: Awww :(

[snugglebunny303]

@xXsuicidebutterflyXx lol my faaaav part

[HomeOfRandomDotCom]

DEATH FROM ABOVE!!

hehe tweet.. XD

[jorden9k]

BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUE

[hatapon11]

BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[arvi789]

2:26 people!!! also; small frog: yoouuuu suuck :D

[009fan1]

ahh the ds and its half ass mic good time good times X)

[atomicpaw101]

BOOBS

[0takuZ0ne]

"can sasuke come out to die?" XDDD

[lizsjchan]

BOOOOOBBBBBBBBS I mean naruto  does naruto looks so much like boobs o.0 ? XD

[kitsune15chan]

oke braintraining really is that anoying i swear i also get stuck with the blue part :P

[Tannwise]

can sasuske come out to DIE!!!!

[TheBobby2legs]

CLUCKY

[FoxRider107]

cursing frog

[FoxRider107]

lol perfect parody on 48

[FoxRider107]

lol perfect parody on 1:48

[MrKacci100]

BLUUUUUUUUEEEE !!!!!!

[issiemfriend]

hehe...tweet



[waterflowing2]

Where's the ending audio (carpet stains!) from?

[dda50]

@waterflowing2 its GARBAGE day and i dont remember the movie. just look up Garbage day

[lovexxleoxx]

Like Jesus? Yes Jesus was a ninja.

[leenaju]

Curry of Life! I remember that episode... fun fun <3 you Lee

[WarKeybladeFenrir]

2:11 that would eplain sooo much

[Zathren]

No demon foxs. That is fucked up. And yes Jesus was a ninja.

[TheMichealpatrick]

lol best part!

Frog: Who the F*** Are YOU!!

Naruto: IM Naruto and I summon YOU!

Frog: BULL SH**!

Naruto: Well thats a nice mouth you have on you

Frog: SHUT THE F*** UP YOU F****** SACK OF SH** F***!!!!!!!!

Naruto:hey now that I summoned you will you listen too me?

Frog: S*** NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dragondrive110]

...Blue. =w= XD

[cruelangel7]

@dragondrive110 blu.u.uuu

T_T

[ShadowTwain]

HOLY **** THATSAGIANTCHICKEN (funny when he sped up the last part)

[amitchameides]

BBBBBLUUUUUEUUUUEEE!!!

[KitsuneShapeShifter]

Curry of life

[darkfire561]

gary:u wouldn't dare naruto; dances for 3 secends gary:o god fine i'm leaving

[BreexFreak]

"Ninja comes out of nowhere and kills hokage says what?"

"what?"

"haha seeya"

[waterflowing2]

@BreexFreak no he says "ninja who won't get mad if I kill his kage say what?"

[littleperp1]

son..BLUEEEEEE *sob*

Hey Jiraya wanna go rowing with me. OH HELLZ YES.

Yess naruto jesus was a ninja.

haha tweet

Holy **** it's a giant chicken.

DEATH FROM ABOVE. OH SNAP

Damm that was harse. Had to be done shik...had to be done.

BOOBS!

huh...OH GOD WHY!

[pre76dator]

BOOOOBS

[kakasuna]

2+2=4, that's 8, 5, green, red, blue! huh? Blue! BULUE! BALUULUULUUE!!! BA-LUE! what the-?! BLUE!!! SON OF- BLUE!! BLUUE!! blue... BLUE... BLU-...

ok, so when do we start?

[lholde333]

BLUE! BLUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!­!

[WinterWhater]

" Srry naruto sharingans only "

" yeah sharingans Only " XD

[kanitalynnjohnto]

Jesus = Ninja

[Sakuto2]

OH HELLZ YES!!!

YAYS!!!

[MrHybr1dangel]

Lol 5:25 > Bo0Bs!!... i mean Naruto, although your chicken is very impresive...

[shadowrelmpiccolo]

"trow of my funk, will you? i'll funking kill you."

[xNekoNinjax]

What does Orochimaru say to Baki?? Where Baki replies "What?"??

[Miruru909]

"Who the fuck are you?!!"

"I'm Naruto and i summoned you."

"bull shit"

"Wow that's a nice mouth you got there"

"Shut the fuck up you fucking sack of shit.*beep*

ROFL I WILL LAUGH AT THE FOREVER!!

[Miruru909]

"Okay Naruto.Your first task is to walk on water."

"like Jesus?"

"Yes Naruto,like Jesus."

LOL

[Imawiseguy2]

Hayate ain't going nowhere. Fuck Baki.

[Harusha12]

yeah, sharingans only!"

"wait, what?" "see...it sounds like birds..." "sensei, i think we need to talk about your creepy obsession with animals..."

"well ino, i'm gonna have a self pity party for myself with an entire episode of flashbacks and me doing absolutely nothing...wanna come?"

"okay i'll just OOH!" "why cant you do ANYTHING?" "sorry..."

[rawknrole67]

Hehe tweet

[stealthblade47]

yeah sharingans only

[Bobmaster20]

I think Shikamaru is still cool

[oboechik97]

Naruto: what's that?

Jiraya: Ninja Brain Training!

Naruto: well this doesnt look too hard; okay 2+2=4, that's 8, 5, green! red!

blue! huh? blue! blllue! Blue, you, you! Ba Lue! what the- BLUE! i said BLUE! BALUUE! Blue...(sobsob)  what was that about anyway?! oh well, funny!

[unit53374]

BOOBS!!!!!! I mean Naruto... lol! Tadpole: you suck!