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[ExDisEnChantress]

Where are the black Ninja's? Nig nation perhaps?

[XKILLX99]

wat would happen if a bunch of ninjas fought chuck norris

[GalaxyPegasis]

how do ninjas use the bathroom?

[stickfigvslego]

what do ninja babies do? -Gabe

[lexyharter563]

What do ninjas eat? -lexy

[lexyharter563]

what do ninjas do when they get bored?

[GaeilgeMachinima]

What are your thoughts about Naruto and Ryu Hayabusa?

[allsaint1978]

Do ninja sleep

[MinecraftandJacob]

What's a ninja's worst fear?

[lokeydaniel]

Dear ask a Ninja. If who what when and where are so easy, how come why is so hard? and whats the deal with if?

[waxking21]

Dear ask a ninja,

What is the true difference between a ninja and a samurai. They both use a katana and both are pretty badass. Also, if a samurai and a ninja were to battle, who would win? Please enlighten me.

Your Fan,

Hayden Morton

[MrAmazing51]

Are there ninja curse words?

- MrAmazing51

[TotallyGurrish]

What do ninjas think of Chuck Norris?

[Yostersx]

Whould a ninja kill a other ninja that is mocking you?

[xXGuitarPickXx]

If ninjas usually wear black, are white ninja actually not ninjas? I know they exist!

[Marineman9559]

Have you killed my family?

[3ptshooter7]

On a Scale of 1 - 10, how stealthy are you?

[WilliamWohlferdt]

Discovered you today, you are really funny, you should be a youtube partner:D You are awesome, props from sweden :)

[SunnyC247]

What is on your shoes?

[linkmandrew]

What's the difference between a ninja and an assassin?

-Andrew

[priorchaos]

How do you feel about the SOPA act?

[MrSouthpark1997]

Dear ask a Ninja,

Who would win in a fight: An army of ninja's (between 300'000 or 350'000) or the world?

Your new found fan, MrSouthpark1997.

[StressmanFIN]

Why are other ninjas trying to kill you?

[pookywooky42]

Ninja,

Since people take off hats at funerals, do ninjas take off their masks? Do they ever take off their masks?

[pookywooky42]

Ninja,

What kinds of Holiday music do ninjas play?

[CIZID]

i can´t see you!!! where are you??

[fiskinc]

How would you go about killing a Cthulhu?

[shamen490]

Does the life expectency of a viewer of your videos automatically decrease due to their knowlege of the secrets of ninjas? or are we slightly (ever so slightly...minutely) more prepared for a ninja's inevitable assassination of us?

[TyrantJ0710]

Are the assassins in assassin's creed considered low class ninjas, or just European Ninjas, who where white instead of black?

[MrAmazing51]

I have a question: are there ninja bad words?

[Baikendesu]

Do ninjas have to reproduce at the speed of light to keep up with all the killing they do? - Baiken

[turquoiseblonde95]

what do ninja farts smell like?

[TBN4evr100]

What sort of presents would you buy for another ninja?

[TheNinjashideuno]

What is your favorite movie Ninja saying... and why?

[8milesnake]

do ninjas play assassin's creed revelations

[csvp04]

If you were to room with a bunch of other ninjas, would you ever even know it?

[honeylions]

Would you ever wear an all white ninja outfit?

-Kevin

[graywolfproduction8]

@honeylions Nope, he already said that he wouldn't.

[bbq2007]

@honeylions Only before Slay-bor Day.

[joshuaharnden]

Who would win a fight? Me or you? Since we are both ninja/assassins =3

[axelexplode]

Do Ninjas ever get depressed?

[2203dk]

Is there such a thing as a stupid question if I ask one?

[TheNinjashideuno]

Is Santa a real Ninja?

[TekkamanChronos]

@TheNinjashideuno I think that question was answered in the Christmas episode

[TheNinjashideuno]

@TekkamanChronos thanks. That will save me waiting eons for an answer from the ninja, lol

[RopeBurn57]

A ninja walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What'll it be?" The ninja responds...

[Voldemortbro]

You kill dogs too?

[Ooorahness]

Can a ninja kill someone twice?

[mrn1nja]

How can a Ninja Perform a Double Jump ?

[TheNinjashideuno]

Ninjas are renowned for there mystical healings and potions etc ........ How do I heal my piles?

[DarknessMadeFlesh]

does a ninja play and and like The King oF Fighters 13? ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

[BadgeOfIngenuity]

@ZazieLavender

I agree, i was gonna say 0 anyways, i am a ninja myself!

but shhh i'll have to kill you if you tell anyone else! >:3

or if anyone reads this, YES THAT MEANS YOU RANDOM COMMENT READER.

[aaronsocks1]

To Mr. Ninja guy

What's your secret?

[stringtheory00]

hey you misspelled my name it's stringTHEORY,

I think the mullet question was mine, I know that I submitted a question extremely similar to it

[ThisIsNotPictureTube]

why is the left speaker louder than the right?

[Ozitiho]

Dear ninja, how to fix the economy?

[183Alessandro]

Shared :-D



[bumbertyr1]

Questions :D!

1. Is chuck norris considered a ninja or a god?

2. My friend joey asks if he could have back Abraham lincolns soul which you won on poker night.

3. If Apple is too Fruit then ninja is too?

4. Where did you get that?

5. Where do you rank on the nina tier list?

6. Iv'e watched your videos since the beginning. WHY ARNT I DEAD YET?

7. I know ninjas are amazing but how did u manage to turn into an apple and teach the annoying orange?

>:)

[rockinskeetlez]

What happened to "The Stare"? It was awesome!

[Chainsawyou]

Im glad your making videos again!

[TheCammerhammer]

What is the difference between formal wear and casual wear for ninjas?

[RawrRawrRhys]

why dont you love me?

[me28952]

Why di my trumpet cumbused into flames when I finished watching one of you videos? Cause if you did this you owe me alot of money!!!

[waxking21]

@CidGuerreiro1234 Thanks for supporting my question

[Voldemortbro]

Are you married?

[Voldemortbro]

What is your best weapon ?

[Voldemortbro]

Do You kill ladies?

[Voldemortbro]

You kill dogs,too?

[roadkill123098]

Are there any parilized ninjas?

[jetstream786]

Is naruto a ninja??

[jetstream786]

Why did the ninja cross the road?

[BLUEanMAT]

why did you kill my brother...does that mean i get to live?

[Wodism]

When ninjas are born, do they eat there parents and absorb there energy?

[Milkmastermilkbone12]

Did You Get it?

[Kittyrevelution]

Could a ninja in real life beat Chuck Norris?

[Kittyrevelution]

What do ninjas do on Christmas and do they Decorate with lights?

[urafool82]

@Mastermind8908 now, what is the question?

[tonilloyd1986]

what do you buy a ninja for christmas?

[Thezaina13]

why did the ninja cross the road?

[TheNinjashideuno]

Ninja help me: my wife has gave me the task of getting my mother in law a christmas present..... she said "put some thought into it this year" ....... so I was wondering, what are you doing on christmas morning?

[hobbitgirl42]

what is the answer to life the universe and everything?

[Mastermind8908]

@hobbitgirl42 42... Always has; always will be. You should've known that.

[CaptainPositron]

What is the final question?

[Brickblox]

Do ninjas play magic the gathering if not what do you play

[xcesena12]

dear ninja,

who would win a free-for-all battle between You, a Minja, and a K9-ninja?

-Xavier

Lodi, CA

[waxking21]

Dear ask a ninja,

What is the true difference between a ninja and a samurai. They both use a katana and both are pretty badass. Also, if a samurai and a ninja were battle, who would win? Please enlighten me.

Your Fan,

Hayden Morton

[CidGuerreiro1234]

@waxking21 Ninjas don't use katanas, they use ninja-tos. But I'd like to see the answer to who would win such battle.

[PszMan19063]

@waxking21 a samurai work for goverment and have honor and wont cheat and ninjas dont use kattanas

[Ghaasie]

@waxking21 Ninjas where invented to kill samurais in the war!

[Blazimun1]

@waxking21 I can go ahead and answer this one.

A samurai is a warrior of ancient Japan. They were attacking various villages in order to expand their domain, and were generally bad people.

Enter the ninja. The peasant class, lacking any military training, began training themselves in unorthodox methods of fighting in order to defend themselves from the samurai. They relied as much on rumor and deception as they did on their fighting skills.

[xmrtuxedox99]

@waxking21 as a ninja trainee let me explain,i hope your mind will understand. you see a samurai uses a katana but a ninja uses the nights deathicis murder sword or doom.and a samurai would most likely never fight a ninja because he'd never see the ninja before he even died,and that is not a fight.

[karamerru]

@waxking21 Watch Gintama. You'll know the difference then, lol.

[3moPenguin]

Do ninjas have christmas?

[at269041]

What happened to samurais

[gillinater23]

What does your mother think?

[manaburn]

This isn't funny anymore. Sorry, ninja. You're beating a dead horse...

[niceshotjones]

@manaburn yeah i kinda like omni episodes, but i mis him answering one question

[neganick]

have you ever hung out with a non-ninja human without killing him or her?

[sliver347]

Why?

[Voldemortbro]

Do u kill dogs too?

[NW0Zezima]

Are there Irish ninjas? Are they ever sober and do they were green instead of black?

[Bajesus042]

what if a ninja got in a fight with a ninja?

[PokemonKid100]

How do ninjas go about watching internet videos?

[silvermoon2k]

what goes on top of a ninja's christmas tree?

[marscaleb]

What kind of games do ninja children play?

[ShockwaveXT7]

Can ninjas convert their audio to 2 channels so I don't feel like i'm deaf in one ear?

[RUPUPLINSKY]

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[inman333]

do you get tired of all these stupid questions?

[armetron]

I am probably be hated for this but what do you think of the brony community?

[StRoRo]

Paper or plastic?

[springbuk100]

Awesome video!

[Bronze998]

Did anyone else get that Bieber themed ad before the episode started? Why haven't ninjas killed him yet?

[NashReed17]

Why do you look through my window at night?

[emac963]

who delivers a ninjas mail?

[Synrikeman]

what kind of phone does a ninja have?

[MrPHATMAHN]

Do ninja have pets?

[bobodahappycow]

Can ninjas shape-shift?

[bobodahappycow]

How can I tell poser ninjas from real ones?

[ChromeToasterInc]

This episode came out on my mom's birthday... mind paying her a visit?

[1313lakers]

What do ninjas get for Christmas

[elvfrem]

Ninjmas? That's a ninja Christmas right?

[guerreroums]

Is Chuck Norris' shadow a ninja? If so why is he/she following him?

[ncliffordjr]

Do ninjas play Minecraft?

If so, would there be a ninja mod?

[coolrag]

Who is the most famous Ninja?

[ZaZ1230]

Can Ninja kill Lady GaGa's weirdness? because that gets annoying after a while.

[Heavylight17]

Have you ever been rickrolled?

[rayj13131]

What are ninjas favorite christmas gift to receive?

[ErikThoren]

How do ninjas date?

[feenix566]

Do ninjas dance?

[rollstuhlwolf]

Wow.... takes him a month to write 70 seconds of material.

My question is "Do Ninjas know when it is time to retire?"

[EternalDraven]

Do ninjas have babies?

[Saraphie]

In an old episode you said that Santa was a ninja, was there ever a time when he was not a ninja?

[karnovrpg]

What's the true meaning of Ninja Day?

[RatherBritishBird1]

How do ninjas deal with mathematics?

[LarrymanisAwesome]

If you somehow managed to kill a ninja, but the ninja wasn't dead, would that ninja kill you, or respect you for killing him, then kill you?

[legoman9299]

@LarrymanisAwesome

both -_-

[BigMac8000]

Do you ever have problems from Samurai? Or did you?

[idiedoncenot]

Im a ninja and you cant kill me because iv been dead since tomorrow

[Keydo7]

Are the ninja turtles really ninjas?

[tw1ztid1]

how come i don't find this funny anymore?

[cthulhlu]

are there any celebrity's who are secretly ninjas?

[TheNinjashideuno]

@cthulhlu or are there any Ninjas who are secretly celebrity's....

[elgatochurro]

what kind of magics can a ninja of your level do and how do they differ?

[TheLifeofCurtisT]

How does ninjas avoid spiderwebs?

[EvansStyle]

Crazy how the Ninja has to record on a "high speed" camera and slow down the footage so us mortals can view it without our eyeballs exploding.

[ocavi94]

can ninjas pee with an erection?

[madpod5]

Can ninjas play fotball?

[wordsmythe71]

# ask a ninja Do you really look forward to killing me soon?

[Waltham1892]

With the recent explosion in the number of Zombies and Vampires, as evidenced by the movies, how dead is dead enough?

Can you ever be to dead, or not dead enough, or is there a Goldie Locks dead (dead, just right)?

[nicklemart16]

Who is your girlfriend

[elkor101]

have you ever dated death



[DucksFromHell]

@elkor101 is death a chick?

[elkor101]

@DucksFromHell yes

and no. it all depends on what you are, and who you lived your life

I guse... or that's what they told me

[elkor101]

I watched ninja speed TOO SLOW

[fireclone42]

What is the difference between stalactites and stalagmites?

[Punkmation]

HAHA TV sucks, Youtubes Boss XD XD

oh, yeah! If ninjas are ninja-fast and can do everything, Why arent we getting videos at least once a week?

[issamelfarh]

what is a ninjas religion?

[Waltham1892]

@issamelfarh

Ninjatology?

[azboarder23]

what is your preferred method of weaponry? ie. samurai sword? Chinese stars? chuks? and so on.

[Buaam]

why do i have an boner? :(

[sultaniter11]

what do ninjas do at fridaynights???

[TheWillLoss]

where do ninjas go to hang out?

[JesseTiko]

What's a ninja's favorite dance?

[GodShadowdeath]

I am the bunny ninja.

[iBurnedaHouse]

happy ninja day!

[DaStayPuftFluff]

wow, i forgot about ninja day. it slipped right by me. now that's ninja.

[vivi199898]

Can a ninja be nagged to death by their spouse?

[2centuryfox]

can ninjas blend?

[BobombDom]

How do ninjas raise their children?

[xarriluseth]

Who was the first Ninja and how did he know if he was a Ninja if there weren't any Ninjas to begin with?