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  • agent 47..wtf man..>!!!!!!!

    

  • what month does the hitman absolution will be release?

  • Everyone go to the hitman page on Facebook and like it NOW!

  • 1:21 - 1:22 TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS­SS

  • I always thought Diana was a old, ugly British woman like that chick from James Bond movies

  • @biscuitdude16 in previous games she is your contact to agency. plus she is the only woman i know of in hitman cept for lei ling

  • Parece que ella es Diana :S !

  • SO ONE BIG QUESTION .... is 47 still a virgin ?!?

  • @Lavizan1349 not after that night ^^

  • can you play the demo yet? for PS3?

  • One of the most stunning trailers I have ever seen. It is just so beautiful and perfect.

  • Awesome.......wats da song?

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  • 1:13 *fap fap fap*

  • how do we know her name is Diana?

  • I know this has been asked so many times, but does anyone know the theme music in this trailer?

  • Mom, I'm not watching porn!

  • when is this going to be out?

  • @GrindorBlackout couldnt have said it better the first three were amazing and fir a little while i thought they were done with hitman but i can see the game gods have heard our prayers brotha!

  • OMFG!

    Ok i just watched this watch?v=YsOsrKFrYso. FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK

    Now my fears have come true! Hitman Absolution has been dumbed down for the masses. An action packed (COD4 like) cutscene riddled filled lump of shit for dumb people.

    Bateson and Kyd GONE!

    Original team that developed Hitman 1-4 GONE!

    People that reviewed this game say its like a mixture between

    Splinter Cell and Batman arkham asylum. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!

    A great game killed off. I was good while it lasted.

  • replacing former voice actor was bad fuckin choice

  • О да!

  • Different voice actors. No more Jesper Kyd. Emphasis on violent gameplay.

    Really fucked up on this game didn't ya?

  • LOLing!!!!HAHAHA youtube. com/watch?v=Lo0yAn29ziI (remove space before "com")

  • @Phil6590 if you have not played blood money then please don't comment on this video!

  • هيت مان و بس

  • SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!

  • @Chrispsyho I'm sure Fry agrees with that one :P

  • Yea, 47 would kill Diana. I mean, she only just saved his life in Blood Money. This game is going to be a load of horse shit, what a disrespect to the series and all the talented people that created this franchise.

  • @Phil6590 Have you played the game yet, no so stfu you dont know yet he might be saving her

  • @TheBoomstick45 You're a fucking idiot, it's common knowledge. Do some research you fucking high school drop out lmao

  • @Phil6590 I doubt he knew she saved him

    As far as 47 is concerned, the last thing he saw was Diana selling him out

  • I really hope this game has first person view as well as 3rd, like Hitman Blood money did. I will be really disappointed if it doesn't.

  • i'd go that far to tap that too...

  • anybody knows what the track are called in the trailer??????

  • The COD fans will love this game.

    You almost have arrows that tells you where to go, you have xray vision, a movie-like experience that are really scripted - and they can get the Silent Assassin rating without having any actual skills.

  • @BlacksVideos Trolls will be trolls aye homo, give up on the COD Bullshit, I know they make awesome games, let it go. you trolling really shows.

  • @drohoe1

    I have played this series since the beginning. So yes, its not very hard to notice that the game is dumbed down. Can also be verified by looking at reviews. Then of course, one cant be 100% sure about this until its released, but i wont be the one who pay for this game.

  • @BlacksVideos they have added some odd features but well 47 is a clone and from what i can tell hes aged so i could see where instinct can come into play

  • @BlacksVideos lol your obviously one of those fags that dont know anything about the game :L

  • ayeah...fuck this.

  • OK GUYS, LISTEN UP!

    1) MUTE THIS VIDEO AND PAUSE AT THE BEGINNING

    2) OPEN HEART OF COURAGE (EXTENDED VERSION)

    3) WAIT UNTIL THIS VIDEO REACHES 4 SECONDS AND HIT PLAY ON HEART OF COURAGE VIDEO

    YOU WILL FIND THAT IT REALLY FITS WHEN 47 BRINGS IS GUN OUT WHEN HE REACHES DIANA

    TRY IT NOW!

  • @NiNjaNoobz like if you have done it!

  • @NiNjaNoobz Wow awesome! Everything fits!

  • @NiNjaNoobz will be making this into one so check it out on my channel if you want it perfectly timed

  • @NiNjaNoobz finished the sync. should be on my channel now!

  • @NiNjaNoobz lol i do that with every game trailer now, that song makes everything EPIC

  • @NiNjaNoobz Nigga u be genuis

  • @NiNjaNoobz On my channel now. Perfected!

  • @NiNjaNoobz EPIC lol

  • looks fucking awesome can someone tell me the name of the song it goes very well with the trailer

  • Looks like he gave up on stealth in this one

  • btw i think the girl at the end is his target... to kill

  • love the idea... love the graphics xD

  • This will be the Deus Ex of 2012!

  • She says: "Fortyseven" (47)

  • This looks F*CKING REALISTIC.No serious.

  • when it comes out?

  • Diana:"honey, did you forget your key again?"

    47:"ya..."

  • What did she say at the end?

  • @MrShnumbies

    47

  • @MrShnumbies 47

  • Looks pretty good

  • kinda like Splinter Cell..???

    

  • tits

  • is it possible that agent 47 was made using desmond's genes from assassin's creed?

  • @FariaBren No.

  • Can someone please tell me when this is comming out?

  • una prgunta es para xbox o play tres???

  • altair and ezio use to think they were badass assassins but then they saw agent 47

  • They call him 'Agent 47' because he is and has always been.. 47 years old.

  • 47, you're main target for this task is a Lamar S. Smith, you has apparently launched SOPA bill, you will be rewarded $1000000 upon this completion.

  • @cashleycool Collective savings.

  • i dont actually care if the world ends this year because i know my life will be completed when i have played this game

  • so much SWAG!

  • @IntelligentCoDFanboy Did you inform yourself on the game before making that statement? You know its a completely diifferent right? Cod is about shooting (obviously) and hitman is like killing a target with many choices of action (trap, mines, bullet, strangle him to dead, put ether on panties, or make the murder look like an accident)

  • *o* I WANT THIS HITMAN, AFTER THAT I HAVE PLAYED WITH BLOOD MONEY, I WANT TO FOLLOW

  • This is like a Hitman reunion for me lol

  • Kill her then fuck her

  • @XxUndeadNightmare956 You mean the other way around, right?

  • was that diana?

  • don`t kill her fuck her!

  • when does this come out? :)

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  • the best traler i seen so far for this well done

  • :O

  • However they improv da trailr hitman games will all b da same

  • When does this come out?

  • @MrWuzzaFuzza Best guess for Hitman: Absolution Release Date is 2012

  • @5rdx5rd yes 2012 check IGN

  • @5rdx5rd Absolution is being released on 26 January 2012 found out this on Wikipedia

  • @Bedgie01 first off games dont get released thursday, second, wikipedia is the only site to have a release date, are you that fucking stupid that youd believe wikipedia when the game website / gamespot have "TBA"? check shit twice dude

  • MUSE

  • hey thumbs up if you think IntelligentCoDFanboy is a dumbass, and also that i can be annoying. sry bout that people

  • @nolonath The obvious troll should be obvious. :P

  • Diana is about to get whacked........

    

  • @1HUNDREDB thats just not how he rolls.

  • he its lex luthors dad

  • seriously it would've saved him so much trouble to just pull the gun out from the start of the trailer.

  • I just cried.

  • Quote from rockpapershotgun preview:

    "Here, the game isn’t only mostly linear, it’s also without that murderous intent and the flexibility of options to achieve it."

    This game will be shit.

  • @neverhoodyn rockpapershotgun - ignorant piece of shit with no taste, and so do you.

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  • Silent Assassin was one of the best games of all time

  • @Masychefx2 I like blood money a bit more

  • 47 kills diana!! bwahahahaha

  • 47 and his silver ballers would own any prick that runs around with AKIMBO on C.O.D lol

  • Silverballers are sexy

  • Damn I never knew about this, I am certainly keeping my eye out for when this is released.

  • ME WANTY NOWWWWWWWWW!!! ok i'll just go play skyrim :)

  • @TomScrut Are you a fucken 2 year old?

  • @DrCodZombies1 go back to cod mate i like cod but i'm not a fan boy and i like to play loads of different games. sorry if i didn't just say i want this now ok i'll go play skyrim instead... jesus...

  • @TomScrut wait you skyrim fuck

  • @TomScrut as long as you join the dark brotherhood listener ;)

  • @christian1o812 I know, i know i said that and i look but still did you even look at what Intelligentcod said, he said "Heres a thought, why dont you buy a REAL shooter like call of duty." I said "dumbass its not a shooter." when he said "Why dont you buy a Real Shooter." I was commenting on the fact that he had called this very game, a shooter. That is why I said "Dumbass its not a shooter." That is what I said. I never said that CoD was not a shooter. I stated this games is not a shooter.

  • Who is that girl? Is that the assistant from the last game who saved your ass?

  • @xmmh

    Yes. His handler at the Agency Diana. 

  • i can only assume that this is the British woman that was always on the phone in the other games.

  • @internziko

    Diana. His handler at the Agency. He came to pick her up for dinner.

  • Here's a thought, buy a REAL shooter like Call of Duty instead.

  • @IntelligentCoDFanboy dumbass its not a shooter

  • @nolonath Call of Duty is a shooter, you sir, are a moron.

  • @IntelligentCoDFanboy dude you think that im talking about that, your name does not suit you.

  • @nolonath Thank you, I am quite intelligent.

  • @IntelligentCoDFanboy not according to your idiotic mistake you made down there. Heres a thought, don't make fun of games that are actually good unlike OTHER games, not naming any names here *Cough Cough Modern warfare2,3*. ps i would of highlighted the cough cough part but it wouldnt let me

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  • @nolonath u fuckin idiot retard u use a gun for the whole game and u say its not a shooter? what a stupid idiot

  • @christian1o812 no dumbass you dont use a gun for the whole game, its not a shooter, using a gun is a option, you can use poison, fiberwire and ru-ap mines, you dont have to use a gun, and also this game is under STEALTH STEALTH DAMMIT ITS NOT A SHOOTER

  • @nolonath u sed cod is not a shooter how fuckin retarded are you?

  • @christian1o812 I NEVER FUCKING SAID THAT, I WAS FUCKING TALKING ABOUT HIT MAN ABSOLUTION, WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE TALKING ABOUT COD

  • @nolonath intelligentcod called u a moron for sayin cod is not a shooter and u say 'dumbass its not a shooter' dam tryin not to be stereotypical but u must be 1 gamer retard who never spends time with the rest of society

  • @christian1o812 And you must admit that this game is not a fucking shooter. you only see agent 47 with a gun once in this whole video.

  • @christian1o812 I also believe that I stated MANY TIMES THAT I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT CALL OF DUTY!!!!

  • @IntelligentCoDFanboy <= retard

  • @runedark612 You are, I don't even want to make fun of you. CoD 9 FTW!

  • @IntelligentCoDFanboy, Dude you are a dumbass.

  • @nolonath You're the dumbass for not seeing this is an obvious CoD clone.

  • @IntelligentCoDFanboy dude this is not a Call of Duty clone, this is far from it, for 1, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING SHOOT. 2, YOU CAN STRANGLE PEOPLE

    3, COD IS PRETTY MUCH A HALLWAY SHOOTER, YOU CAN ONLY GO 1 WAY AND ONLY DO WHAT IT TELLS YOU 2, Hitman series, YOU CAN DO IT HOW EVER YOU FUCKING LIKE. THIS IS COMPARING WHITE TO BLACK. You are the most stupid person i have ever had the unfortantet path of coming across, you sir are a DUMB-ASS D-U-M-B-A-SS DUMBASS.

  • @IntelligentCoDFanboy are you retarded?

    You are talking about call of duty right not some other game?

  • @IntelligentCoDFanboy CoD 9? No, maybe the 9th cod, cause they stopped counting since MW1, which is called COD4:MW.

  • What does she say at the end? around 1:24

  • @IneptArian she says "fuck me".

  • @IneptArian she says 47???

  • Will it be available for ps3???

  • damn this looks amazing

  • is that real life or a game??? so realistic

  • I LOVE HITMAN i used to have a HITMAN Clan!!!!

  • me gusta

  • Who is the woman meant to be?? Is that meant to be Diana?? Surely 47 isn't going after her!! I mean, despite what she did in Blood Money, she still saved his life at the end!!

  • @IntelligentCoDFanboy I agree IntelligentCoDFanboy!

  • FUCK YES

  • Yezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

  • sexxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyy!!!!

  • CAN.. NOT.. WAIT

  • Muito legal o jogo do Hitman os graficos são ótimos, bom vídeo.

  • when will it come out???

  • Finally a real assassin insteadf of an Italian guy in a bath robe with a switch blade

  • As much as I loved the 17-minute gameplay footage, this is the worst fucking game trailer I have ever seen. Lacing 47's antics with A NAKED WOMAN IN A SHOWER just smacks of cheap exploitation so hard, it borders on parody. I can't take the game seriously after this. Cliché, transparent marketing tactics.

  • @Glitcher2000 funny i thought the direct opposit, and i hate cliche trailers and movies, wasnt a fan of the fast action as this is stealth but it wanted to show off the different kill moves in a small amount of time, thought the shower scene was original to be fair

  • fuck man hes so hard!

  • fuck , he's back!

  • thumbs up if you seen this video...then you search hitman absolusion sex

  • @flshio034

    I think it might just be you who did that...

  • 0:57-1:00 Epic win

  • чёта нефига не стелс!

  • I reserved my hitman and they said it would be there on January 1st, now they have pushed it ahead for April 2012..stupid fuckers I'm so sick of them doing this shit to us..fucking developer asshole cocksuckers

  • @wonnthree Ever heard of optimization? Developers are trying to please YOU and you just cry for them making it a little longer? Typical young bitch.

  • so much for your silent assassin rating

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