Wise Words from the NZ Police

[TheRAMBO5000ish]

LOL? wow

[xXInfiniteMischiefXx]

Safer communities together :L

[milepaasi]

hahahahah

[Kiwis4life]

That pie will be thermonuclear! Lol he sounds so serious

[Murderface357]

Jus jit down tha BP. Nek minnit coppa telllin me to blow on my pie. Gonna have to internalize dis complicated situation.

[MrSabbisaur]

"Always blow on the pie"

"Im Hungry"

[Fireandforget89]

i always wondered where that saying came from. haha

[Fireandforget89]

i always wondered where that saying came from. haha

[EvodLighttaker]

ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA blow on the pie AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[intercomsec]

The officer is just being helpful! I always found them that way when I visited!

[riv2012]

rofl. Brilliant. Cop / life coach.

I never knew what I should be doing at 3am in the morning with the munchies, now I know.

thanks pc plod. Great job.

[StevetheEmperor]

I'M THE BABY, GOTTA LOVE ME

[disrhythm]

12 people did not blow on the pie.

[Shrowser]

Check ya temps

[JaxGraphix]

12 people have burnt tongues

[Historyeater]

hahaahhaahahhaahahaha

[winningHerring]

So many people raging in the comments lol.

Apparently this police man gets continuous stick from dispatch over the radio now. Things like, "suspect is a male caucasian, possibly in possession of a pie"

[paddyleigh86]

I think in every profession there are people who are a little lost.. police are no exception.

[paddyleigh86]

themo nuclear

[dionhewson]

@TheJayEffkay thats the whole point - gold - true freedom

[MooseCannon]

@TheJayEffkay what's wrong with being informal? just be yourself man, I'm fuckn glad we dont have a TSA LOL

[MooseCannon]

@TheJayEffkay I suppose you're right if you think cops are supposed to act slightly robotic and strictly follow a set protocol or behaviour. I just personally prefer people I meet to be honest and treat me as their mate, I guess its personal preference.

[yuppy64]

@TheJayEffkay Everybody's friends of friends in New Zealand, when the police act like our friends instead of our baton squad we respect them as we feel like we're being respected and our communities become safer just like that.

[maicull]

@TheJayEffkay

idk whether you're a troll or a complete idiot

lol?

[vsboy25]

man those police have a hard time with those dumb ass islanders

[rokermoe]

safer communities together

[DeloreandudeTommy]

The cop reminds me of Chef Ramsey for some reason...

[SomethingRules]

ruthless

[FluroTEE]

ledgend

[setonend]

Lol at all these people saying "leave the stoned dude alone." He was a fuckn car thief, and hes not stoned, thats how islander "gangsters" in NZ sound and act, dumb as fuck

[zJONNYz]

He was taking the piss, how can you not see it.

[PikoPikoBlaster]

HEY GUYS, LET'S ALL MISS THE POINT AND CALL THE COPS IDIOTS IN THE COMMENTS! IT'LL BE A LAUGH RIOT!

[PaternusHentai]

@PikoPikoBlaster HEY GUYS LETS BE A CONDESCENDING FAGGOT ASSHOLE NIGGER WHO IS DUMB AND GAY AND HAS NO FRIENDS IRL BECAUSE HE IS A DIP SHIP. 187 ON AN UNDERCOVER COP

[JJAB91]

@PaternusHentai LOL TROLL

[BrutalTurtle]

what a brew.

[jandjbkk]

i ate a few ov dem pies in ma time, an I didun blow on em, now ima bit fackt up'n retaded. Dat cop is rite on.

[TheElcameano]

wots da diffrents between a cop and a maori a maori can eat a hot pie and a cop likes to blow his load over it lol the comunity be safer then funny cop nice 2 see one with a humour

[MeoithTheSecond]

ug! me no understand!

lol@ these who dont get it.

[guerillacity]

WTF, tat was weird. Sounds like the cop had a bad pie experience, LOL

[AdrianMX6]

Yeah bro. WTF, "always blow on the pie, safer communities forever"

The pig is a moron. Fuck the NZ pigs, nothing better than revenue gatherers for a Hitler government.

[JJAB91]

@AdrianMX6 Go fuck yourself.

[AdrianMX6]

@JJAB91 You sound just like the uneducated cop.

[JJAB91]

@AdrianMX6 Because this cop is totally a fucking moron because he gave strange advice. Tell me, were you dropped on your head as a child?

[AdrianMX6]

@JJAB91 FAIL comeback. Obviously you have little or no education. You must be a cop yourself. Looser

[JJAB91]

@AdrianMX6 TROLOLOLOL

[AdrianMX6]

@JJAB91 Fail Fail, Is that the best comeback you can manage. Big L for Looser BRO

[B10NICBURITO]

@AdrianMX6 What do you have against cops you moron? They are out ther keeping our community safe and risking their lives while you watch this fucking youtube video.

[AdrianMX6]

@B10NICBURITO That's exactly the problem you numbskull. They always hiding behind a camera, looking for people speeding at 113kmh, always out to nail the average tax payer when they should be out harassing the gangs, out patrolling trouble areas. You know, the problem spots and not the hard working tax payer. Try driving down the motorway in Wellington. 10km and 3 cops every time. Yet criminals are constantly getting away with real crime. Cops are just and extension of the IRD

[B10NICBURITO]

@AdrianMX6 Man I would crack up if I read the news tomorrow and see that you got hit by a speeding car. In fact, people would be better off without people like you. I dont care what you reply. Goodbye.

[AdrianMX6]

@B10NICBURITO Your on a public forum moron, or didn't you realize that when you commented the first time. I'm not talking about the ridiculous speeds idiot kids like you drive, its the pathetic speed traps that cost tax payers millions of dollars every year  in fines for extremely minor offenses. That money does not go to police budget or roading projects but directly to the government. IE its a tax. But you too stupid and too young to know that kid. Goodbye and go home to mommy

[B10NICBURITO]

@AdrianMX6 I am sorry I couldn't bother reading that as I am not used to Bullshit.

[AdrianMX6]

@B10NICBURITO Get an education, it the first step in learning how to read. So much for your goodbyes then. The facts are freely available on the internet. If you missed the latest news; cop killed teen while texting, cops blowing child abuse cases, how many people are being killed due to police chases for petty offenses, cop caught speeding, cops caught driving drunk and getting off. There are 2 set of laws, 1 for the police and one for everyone else. Grow up, travel a bit and open your eyes

[B10NICBURITO]

@AdrianMX6 Still not used to bullshit.

[AdrianMX6]

@B10NICBURITO then shut up and you wont hear any more of it.

[B10NICBURITO]

@AdrianMX6 haha

[VitamnP]

@AdrianMX6 fight the power brah

[patto2k]

safer communities together

[rotalunatik]

ahahaha that cop must have got a pie from bp and burnt hmself i couldnt stop laughing when i seen this on police 10 7 still craks me up

[maskof]

Not blowing on a hot pie in NZ can land you a $65. ticket. Be careful out there.

[pacmania09]

@maskof Depends on what sort of pie it is I guess,

the bigger the pie the bigger the fine.

Mrs Mac's: $50 Fine

Big Ben: $45 Fine

Irvines: $35 Fine

Wild Bean from B.P. Priceless!

[MajorLeeScrewed]

@maskof or 25 to life.

[gremlin05]

That dry wit was lost on that numb skull.

[napolean34]

i always blow in the pie...lmao

[Eathanskies]

what a good cunt

[Zun2k]

lol i don't get it... what does blow on the pie mean?

[andygoodyear]

@Zun2k You dont get it?? He was going to buy a pie, and the police officer said it would be hot and blow on it. What is there to get?

[holywater5000]

Incredible!

[gavinjamesaitken1]

imagine how much shit this cop would've got

[mrots91]

"you must always blow on thepie, safer communities together"..... never noticed before watching this that our police cars actually have "safer communities together" written on them

[harshsmi]

hehehehhee funniest thing ever

[BrittanyRT]

Ahahahahaaa

[oscar2hot4u]

lolz

[RixIce1234]

hahaha classic

[yozoyozoman]

lmfao laugh every time

cause ya blowing pies is gonna help our world and remove thugs

[xXQUP4MEXx]

i think every policemen should warn us about blowing on pies.then the world would be a better place

[temmyflaps]

guys this is so classic i am proud to be a kiwi...awesome! and hes right... petrol stations and fast food places dont care, they leave them in for ages... good stuff!

[trevor11092005]

LOL. very wise man New Zealand police are.

[backwardshoe]

Remember, Check Ya Temps, guys.

[extrememetalhead12]

hahahahha

[Pawsz]

the fucka?

[96038542]

useless nz police.

[YouWishYouNeverMetMe]

nah mayte, very wise words

[Gauntletbloggs]

lol how so? he was basically making conversation to try to get an accurate assessment of the guy/what state he was in. ffs people, and half intelligent person would see that. do you really think the police actually gives a fuck if you burn yourself on a hot pie?

[danmunro01]

Ah only in good old New Zealand :-)

[JosephineNZ]

what the fuck is this cop on about the pies are kept for 4 hours max what a dumb pigshit i get them from gull for free once they been or nearly at 4 hours

[RikjC]

Watch the 'Breakfast: Always blow on the pie guy' video.

Bell end

[examinationboard]

I think there should be more police patrolling the streets on foot.

[davidbraae]

fuck i love new zealand cops so much ahahhaa

[vinto34]

i bet the guy thought...what the f++k is this cop smokin' lol.

[NesianWahine]

hahahaha.....is that part of the academy training??? hahahaha...."you must always blow on the PIE!!"

[ThePixelAddict]

wise words indeed

[evozro]

Hahahaha! I remember watching this on Police Ten 7! Soooo funny!

GO NZ POLICE! WOOOHOOO!

XD

[htepania]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! PriceLess

[SaySimonSaid]

Always blow on the pie

[Lightning253]

Yes New Zealand police really do go the extra mile to make sure communities are safe

[nzpolynesian]

Haha always blow on the pie! Classic

[kishbot]

what the?????

[AllRiseFourDrEvil]

we need brilliant insight full cops like that in Brisbane

[mindrise666123]

they have the british sense of humour hahah

[lanz0r4tehwin]

I hope to fucking god you're a troll.

[Jordy8294]

ahahahahah!!!! Wtf? Gosh... Us kiwis are the coolest, i swear. That is funny!

[ShinyClown]

New Zealand > everywhere else

[vinto34]

good sense of humour lol.

[antthonygfgrant]

policemen of New Zealand, we salute you!

[ThangChang]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF LOL

[alarms80]

is this cop from gore lol

[firetamer102]

ALWAYS. FUCKING. BLOW.

[fedokosmokrator]

Hmm, Good advice.

[Ampz316]

haha i found out about this because it was in the paper, this guys legendary

[1slyf0x]

wtf. y does evryone care bout this so much??

[setkid]

always blow on the pie

[justchillin365]

Awesome how only one of them 'needs' subtitles

[richm85]

ahhhh he's taking the piss obviously!! LOL legend..

[muti7777]

What? Is he serious? At least smile when you say stuff like that :)

[HealyNZ]

WTF??? Lmao blow on the pie?

[liltank90]

we need more cops like this in nz man

[vidy0g0d]

LEGEND MATE GOOD STUFF :L

[PivotMakeshift]

LOVE this. Can't get enough

[justoutkabul]

Always blow on a pie safer communities together

Huh?

[konfidential7]

yeah what THE fuck

[no21125]

LMAO i cant stop watching this! 3 O'clock in the morning and da pigs busting that shit on him hahaha hes so confused

[TheOnlyBuLLee]

dumb arse pig bwahahahahha leave the stoned dude alone u fuk tard .. thats around penrose

[ilusiv]

nope on the North Shore in takapuna

[Breakboyfaybes]

let the bro just get a pie but piesare lik 3.50 aint they

[6ish0]

@ Breakboyfaybes -- not at the BP station bro, according to the douche.

[beckers2325]

I thought the reason he asked him that question was to stop him until other police got there, if ya watch the longer version of this, you will see the cop is waiting until the other police get there, and it is NOT FAKE it was on police ten7

[Amazed023]

Fuck Hes Is Stoned He Want A pie

[minimoe19]

Bet ya the guys stoned as and just has the munchies! Y else would he want a pie at 3am!!

[gogojets2]

hahahahaha, go the kiwis

[keefgan89]

always blow on the pie, safer communites together!!!!

[GR4NDTH3FT4UTO]

so a pie in nz is it like a pie in the us, or like pizza or what?

[Spitterkat]

a pie, u know, pastry w meat in it

[GR4NDTH3FT4UTO]

haha, i have no idea

[usrooks]

wow...you have no idea what your missing out on!!!

[GR4NDTH3FT4UTO]

haha idk, i dont know if we have "meat pies" but maybe im just mis understanding it

[itsallboutme22]

umm like a pie

like pastry casing filled with most likely beef and gravy

what are you retarded?

[GR4NDTH3FT4UTO]

umm no faggot maybe i dont live where you do?

[XBassxRockerX]

@GR4NDTH3FT4UTO Dude a pie is a pie lol we don't live in the stone age

[RonnieTalamaivao]

@XBassxRockerX pies in america are different to ones over here, american pies have fruit in it.

[RonnieTalamaivao]

@GR4NDTH3FT4UTO , nah, pie's over here are meat pies, that have mince or steak inside the pastry, but in america, you guys have fruit or what ever inside of it.

[GR4NDTH3FT4UTO]

thank you for understanding haha, k

[plzMFwakeupmyhumanz]

Guy baldwin..... now i have been hearing stuff about you, so you use to be a jibber aye? should of stuck with that job. its really good that you got that CRIMINAL ; ) but YOU ruined it with that stupid pie talk crap. its better if your honest trust me. you shouldn't be a cop if you don't like darkies or all races. & this isn't the only time you have done this to someone is it? still doing karate, ect.? when i was told about you three days ago i knew i was right about you before! instincts mate!

[instauration33]

Cop parked on wrong side of road - in fron of pedestrian crossing - bad - bad bad.

Take his license - not fit to represent the good guys!

[usrooks]

ummm, in NZ they drive on the left side. At 3am in the morning I doubt there is much wrong with parking in front of the pedestrian crossing - plus he's a cop.

[niggageeable]

i dont wanna be a dick or anything but, when u say we drive on the left, he is stil parked on the wrong side haha

[instauration33]

"Safer Communities together!!"

"Never park in front of a pedestrian crossing" In NZ they drive on the left - this cop is totally abereant!!

[BoganPrideBaby]

lmao at 3am it's thermo nuclear baha

[AK4DY7]

wtf that kid got a tourch for? theif

[accingpunk]

finally i get the "blow on the pie" joke. well. not really my kind of funny, but humorous.

[HLGHaxor]

but im hungry

[rickyblah]

not fake, saw the episode! this is a big hit tv program here!

safer communities together! ha love it, this is real kiwi shit rite here!!!

[the5h4rk]

haha did i hear the word 'thermo-nuclear'?

[grangerfx]

I was in New Zealand for 3 months. In that time I saw Halleys Comet out my window, a russian cruise ship hit an underwater mountain and sank off the coast, a Soviet submarine was spotted by the king of an island in his lagoon, and I was able to smile and nod at the queen of England within arms length of her. During that time the big news story was that a police officer in some small town had to unlock "the gun" because there was rowdy Maori in the middle of the street..

This definately happened.

[1call]

wtf are you on about?

[1call]

hahaha fake. that's out in south Auckland. which is our slum and if they saw a teen Maori walking down the road at 3am they would have arrested him

[HLGHaxor]

its not fake did wad and south aucklund can not be classed as a "slum"

[1call]

its not fake but the guys doing that for the camera.

hows it not a slum?

half of them are on the benefit and some are crazy machete wielding gangsters. sounds like a slum to me.

[BoganPrideBaby]

Nahh they would've been really nice to him and asked him if needed help getting home then the teen maori would accuse the policeman of being a dick or cunt or racist and be completely rude just coz the guy was doing his job. Because teen maori's out south auckland think their hardcore.

[WestAus08]

i love it. i wish the coppers over here were this good

[jimtastic]

Im a new zealander, 20 years of age, and im not fuckin jokin, this would of been serious, police ten 7 is never bullshit, and the cops have to be all pc for the tv network.he was just ass kissing to all the big bosses :P too bad it was epic fail.

[supaskeedathoe]

so not fake.

frend of a frend.

it happend.

[plzMFwakeupmyhumanz]

It was was 3 in the morning, & a car caught my eye, so i picked a tool, not the thermo nukular pie, police sust me out so i ran but couldn't hide, i said i had 3 dollars but the cop knew it was a lie, cause the pie, has been in the warming draw for over 12 hours, the bp station should of given the pies nice cold showers! hagagagagah! i pretty funny when i want to be aye!

[xiane1111]

Based on my experiences in NZ, I have no reason to believe this is fake. None.

[HeroinKids]

fake

[121121123]

does he:

a.arrest him

b.fine him

c. at 3am in the morning baffle him with a really weird question.

[oscar2hot4u]

rofl

[MrSuperzak]

this guys awsome

[Nostalgiaify1]

LOL. I like my pies but not enough to blow on one !!!

[brandn14]

Best cop on Earth. Wish we had cops like this in the U.S

[murf69]

LOL... I love how kiwi police always give a fair go. Not like the fucking nazi nsw and vic police...

[Ashweedy]

Lol, that guy gives helpful advice!!!