comedy clip bout gays

[AyoItsJaridYo]

all the faggots hating aha

[ThatGypsyBoy]

Goddamn hes fat. Like, woah fat

[all4nitrous]

He remindes me so much of Cartman off south park

[4tea9ers]

$2 a gallon for gas?! :( I miss that.

[dirtyharry609]

His HUGE man tits are FUCKEN disturbing !!!! I wouldn't be surprised if this FAT FUK fuken breast feeds little pigs with those nasty chest lumps !! Ha ha lol !!! Greasy PIG !!!!!!!

[madest]

How many acres of cotton and gallons of red dye does it take to turn this fat fuck into a tomato?

[DragonGeeGee21]

I'm "bisexual" (seriously hate labeling myself), i have a large amount of gay (men) friends and i WOULD SO NOT HESITATE to show them this video lol It's funny as fuck and like what Ralphie said "its just a joke".

[bologna640]

can girls have a perade for sucking dick?

[Hero7850]

this dude is a legend.

[SynysterUchihaA7X]

I'm bi and all but this is funny as hell

[dave18681]

this dudes fuckin awesome.

[lilmonkeyseemonkeydo]

oh my damn.. he is just down right comical

[zlindstrom14]

I'm fine with gays infact I have lots of gay friends but damn I find this funny as hell. Got to find the whole thing cuz this is funny in my opinion.

[alachapelle911]

You can take a dick in the ass, you damn sure can take a joke!

[Greg763]

His best line is the bit about the rainbow. "no, you can't have the rainbow"

[bassplayer13ILM]

theres 125 people that are gay that have seen this video!

[Tzar1395]

This is extremely funny

[Yetaxa]

Awwww let us keep the rainbow :D It's fabulous (I won't lie, I don't like pride parades either but whetever -_-)

[xOXChimeraXOx]

little bunny foo foo xD ahahah

[alwaysmaggot11]

wtf does a rainbow have to do with suckin dick? lol

[Ayimmihomo]

IM GAY AS SHIT... LOL... THIS IS HARLARIOUS

[SupermarketsRevil]

FAT AND NOT FUNNY

[MikeM615]

Funny as hell! I want the rainbow back! Lol

[ChurchPete123456789]

this guy has to be the LEAST funny comedian off all time. nothing he says is original, clever, or insightful he's just a big obnoxious fat fuck.

[NoKayfNoLife]

123 people are GAY xD

[Meda4Chasen]

Ralphie is hilarious I like his raw brutal honesty. From making fun of himself to being stero-typical he has some funny shit he says.

[sylar102882]

Two dollars a gallon. Never see that again

[newmeat123]

ahh when gas was 2 bucks a gallon (: good times

[Chulva]

As a gay man, this is funny as shit!!!!

[screwu18]

wow gas was 2 dollars a gallon?

[poos14]

LEGEND



[eleutheromaniac]

A fat white dude talking like a fat black woman. that's hilarious girlfriend!! oh no he di'nt, oh no he di'nt!

[neongastube]

I don't think anyone that size should be allowed make jokes for 2 minutes about anyone else, without taking an intermission to mention how fucking fat you are!

[97musicaddict]

@neongastube in other specials he talks about how fat he is.

[MrWwefan15]

@neongastube oh he jokes about himself being fat a lot, look him up.

[boricua6483]

@neongastube awwwww ,are you mad?

[AlastorDarkAngel]

lol hilarious

[2mfighter]

@shawnaannnbean itsa fucking joke, enjoy life. hes makin a diffrenece by makin fun of everybody, hes bringing us together

[1Certafide1]

@Fokface7 what the fuck is wrong with u saying "holy jesus on a black guy dick" ... thats not funny dude.. i hope u get into a fuckin car accident or struck by lightning and die and burn to a crisp in hell for saying that shit... satan will rape you in your ass pipe.

[jella11]

@1Certafide1

Now you're worse than he is..

[JROCKAFLY]

this guy is sooo funny lmao...

[Dimebagdanno]

$2 a gallon for gas.. wow

[franz0woyzeck]

I'm gay and I think Ralphie May is hysterical!!!!

[shawnaannbean]

This Fuking Video Is Straight Up Stupid!!!! Making Fun Of Gays.. How Dare You?

[Fokface7]

Holy jesus on a black guy's dick, this motherfucker is fat. I mean FAT. I mean man the harpoons already, for fuck's sake.

Also, i loled when he made fun of faggots.

[VictorVonFox]

2 dollar a gallon...i miss the good ol days

[nigeltatschner]

LMAO, I'm Gay and I totally agree, Muslims have there extremists, gay people have there Squealing queens. It's always a small group of people that give a group a bad name, I don't need a fucking parade to be gay. That's CORRECT! Not all Gay people are like that.

[MrKorkie]

this is my fuckn nigga

[TheGameLover666]

fucking homophob!

[thankyoupourlavideo]

This isn't even funny! And that's what makes it offensive.

[blakei2010]

Im gay and this was Hi-Larious!

[ItDreams]

Why are people laughing...I can take a damn joke, but his material isn't original or clever. It's just homophobic rambling! There's satire, then there's this. And this is shit. You don't see me making jokes about morbidly obese people blocking traffic. Oops, did I offend?

[ASDMarauder007]

@ItDreams no you didn't that's the whole point of his comedy. People have become to PC.

[phoney98]

@ItDreams i agree man! he's all like, 'im not homphobic' but how would he like it if a comedian was jacking on about morbidly obese people? id like 2 c him SWALLOW that! n it wouldn't kill him 2 march in the parade..u know, for the exercise. oh wait, is THAT offensive? LOL <3

[MrWwefan15]

@phoney98 he jokes plenty about himself, do your research

[lauren90100]

LOL 

[HookedTapater]

ppl ppl this is nothing more then GENIUS comedy. Absolutely brilliant. I was dying ralphie, awesome fucking bit. Hes not cussing to be edgy u stupid fuck alot of ppl just cuss like that in conversation me and like 90% of the ppl i know included. so he either talks like that or is appealing to that audience if you dont like it fuck off. nobody invited u here to listen to 2 minutes of something that you despise. find a better use of your time asshole

[NocturnalSlug]

@HookedTapater Mate, it's called criticism ...

[decadyne]

@HookedTapater

Huh? You call this genius? This is barely lowest-common denominator wit. You definitely have low expectations.

[LeadLead]

I think he thinks the more he swears, the funnier and 'edgier' he is. The only edge on him is a round one. And, there's no way this dude isn't gay; He's not fooling anyone.

[aaroncarr1983]

I want to the rainbow back !

[krakenbwool04]

Oh damn, I was sure this was a fat lesbian.

[therealepirate]

@krakenbwool04 Same lolololol

[phoney98]

@krakenbwool04 on behalf of the lesbian community-FUCK YOU!!! (n dont 4get 2 support gay marriage<3!)

[krakenbwool04]

@phoney98 Calm down, I wasn't insulting lesbians. I was pointing out the irony in this guy hating on the gays while at the same time looking like a fat lesbian. Okay, maybe that's still offensive, but this is the internet.

And FYI, I do support gay marriage.

[TheCircusfreak777]

@krakenbwool04 I laughed harder at your comment than I did at him.

[iInsaneGamerTechHD]

@PerfectExceeeder Ok? o.O

[BubblesXplode]

I don't mind homosexual people at all. Let them do what they want.

But FUCK YOU AND YOUR PARADES.I don't want my kids walk down a street and watch a half naked guy spinning his junk around telling everyone that he has RIGHTS TO SUCK COCK. Can't you just live like everyone else?

[LeadLead]

@BubblesXplode Dude, your kids probably suck cock anyway. It's not as if a gay parade is going to shock them...

[BubblesXplode]

@LeadLead Well, since you're gay it won't shock YOU, but it would little kids who aren't supposed to know about genitals and sexuality.

[LeadLead]

@BubblesXplode believe me, your kids probably know ALL about it. Get your head out of the sand.

[BubblesXplode]

@LeadLead Ever heard of psychological projection? Get your own head out of the ass and stop assuming everyone is as neurotic as you.

[Kitasokaru]

So apparently this means all gay people are guys? YOu might want to remember that there are gay girls too. I know you call them Lesbian but gay and lesbo are the same fricken thing. Means the same thing either way. Someone who like the same gender, Whoopie doo. If I were gay I'd be only a little made about this because people don't see it from their point of few. THink of the people who died because they were gay. And they didn't steal the rainbow. I'm not even sure how that happened.

[iInsaneGamerTechHD]

@PerfectExceeeder LMFAO Read Tha Comment U Replied To ;)

[PerfectExceeeder]

@iInsaneGamerTechHD Yea... Sorry I was being redundant. But you know playing the party being made fun of in a video and laughing at yourself over youtube to gain a top comment has been overplayed so much right? lol

[radicalx1000]

great,,,

[OhMyGoddlessGamer]

man remember when gas was less than $2 :D

[Gingervention]

gays took the rainbow to attract our kids

kil

[MsCharlotteP]

I liked the part when i couldn't tell if it was a male or female.

[b0x3s]

she's obviously a self hating lesbian.

[iInsaneGamerTechHD]

Im Bi & I Thought This Shit Was Hilarious!!! xD

[PerfectExceeeder]

@iInsaneGamerTechHD You gay

[kubik0815]

99 people stole our rainbows. I want my rainbows back, goddamnit!

[qwertyuiopdan1]

it can be hard to afford petrol when you spend £3 million on pizzas per day.

[Hrko1992]

hahahahahhaha

[doomz1982]

this nigga sound gay and he looks like a fat fag that get fucked all day

[theknucklehead92]

@doomz1982

'and you sound like an illeterate jack ass retard......enjoy the parade.

[theknucklehead92]

@doomz1982

'and you sound like an illeterate jack anus retard......enjoy the parade.

[drgnforce]

99 people are gay

[djhartm]

@samplane123 Awww, someone got butt-hurt.

[A7XCheers]

Gah, I hate the gays that do the parades and shit. I'm gay, but they are just annoying.

[beastiedearman]

an Unkindnessvideo, You're obviously a faggot.(:

[anUnkindnessvideo]

Real men have sex with men. Women are for pussies.

[djhartm]

Fuck-off you queers - Ralphie is hilarious and spot on.

Fuck gay people.

[jump3kiwi]

@djhartm only if your goodlooking and have washed today, otherwise forget it.

[NickSparkss]

@djhartm Eh, not all of us are annoyingly sensitive, most of us can laugh at this, Ralphie's fucking hilarious.

[Kitasokaru]

@djhartm Fuck you hater.

[djhartm]

@Kitasokaru I'd love to beat the living crap out of you fecal-packing ass.

[00GreyEyedGirl00]

There were parades for women too, back when they didn't have rights either!

[TheSteerodri92]

@00GreyEyedGirl00 but women are normal

[anUnkindnessvideo]

@00GreyEyedGirl00

Good point

[00GreyEyedGirl00]

I'm bi and I sorta want the rainbow back too if that makes sense. Idk sometimes I just want to wear something rainbow without people automatically assuming I'm wearing it to show pride or something along those lines. Maybe I just like rainbows? Besides that though, this guys an asshole.

[Kitasokaru]

@00GreyEyedGirl00 I thought that the color for gay people was purple. When did it become a matter anyway? It's FUCKING COLOR!!!! SO does red stand for blood or love? IDK IT'S A COLOR!!! Geez find something that matters to blame shit on.



[BreaksForFruitcups]

Oh Mr. Comedian, sir, you're not fooling anyone.

:D 

[jump3kiwi]

fat fucking waste of space, eating everbody elses food. Hasn't seen his own dick in ten years and what woman would want to get their head caught down there............... just a fucken joke .......Sorry, if you can be that fat then you can take a fucken joke

[lingnans]

@jump3kiwi must be mad 4 making fun of u in the vid

[jump3kiwi]

@lingnans yeah, most likely but he seems to have a real homo-hater. I have seen some of the other stuff he does and he is funny without being hateful, this is different. Not yet seen him talk about his own weight, comedians give us their opinions on in a way we should enjoy and ponder.......

[777Chileno]

@jump3kiwi Yeah LOL he´s a fat fuck and you a cock sucking queer LOL

[jump3kiwi]

@777Chileno Your right, i suck cock and i am Queer, thanks for noticing xXx

[81tflores]

LMAO!!!! Funny fucker!!

[SnowKid32]

Oh wow, he used the same joke twice? Wtf? I hate it when comedians do that...

[jermyddavis]

better than kramer racist azz

[Kitasokaru]

@Muhammadisatroll Then you will go to jail where gay people will laugh at you for being stuck there.

[AvemNyx]

His name is GAY

:o

[AvemNyx]

YOUR LAME

[Muhammadisatroll]

kill gays

[AvemNyx]

@Muhammadisatroll FUCK YOU

[Kitasokaru]

@AvemNyx I'm sorry but I don't think you could handle that. ;P

[Kitasokaru]

@Muhammadisatroll KILL HATERS!!

[buddyontheweb]

I like Ralphie but he's just not funny all the time. This is one of those times. This is like comedy for inbred truck drivers.

[RealityQuestioned]

@buddyontheweb Ralphie is always hilarious.

[maximunoutlaw32]

@buddyontheweb what are you gay? Lighten up bubbles

[ace19901227]

@buddyontheweb

This was funny as hell. I'm glad someone finally stood up and joked about the gays. He's not "politically correct" and thats what makes him funny. If you think being able to joke about whatever you want makes you an "inbred truck driver" then your a fucking retard.

[zacheeee]

no ladies suck that guys dick

[amicusnemini]

it's funny because ralphie himself is gay

[Auzea]

@amicusnemini ....he has a wife.

[juanmora19910209]

I thought this shit was hysterical. I laughed so hard. However I do love Pride! I guess it is "all in your face" just like other parades & celebrations. But whatever more importantly Pride is just FUN

[dentrobate54]

"Gay" used to just mean extremely happy, can we take back our English dictionary too?

[cuppycakesubbyrave]

" if u can take a dick

in the ass then u can take a joke" XD

[Smokalette]

lol littlemiss thats b/c guys think its hot when 2 girls make out but they turn green on 2 guys, which i understand b/c me myself im a chick and i think its very disgusting to see 2 good looking men packin each others shit. man what a waste!

[ldc53ldc]

hes like gabriel iglesias! cept white... and funny...

[Kitasokaru]

@ldc53ldc He's nothing compared to him. Gabriel isn't a hater and he's funny without saying shit about other people in mean ways.

[renaissancekids]

@Kitasokaru his name is Ralphie xD

[Kitasokaru]

@renaissancekids Names don't matter. Actions and words do.

[maclegend]

When he did this bit in a black audience they were rolling... But here people seemed scared to laugh. In comedy NOBODY is off limits. Gay people or anyone else can fuck off if they can't take a joke.

[littlemissfrodo]

Notice how he only talks about gay men and about taking it in the ass. But never about lesbians. That's what I hate about homophobia; most guys think it's okay as long as you're girls.

[CanyonGamer]

@littlemissfrodo

Girls don't do it for the attention the majority of the time.

[littlemissfrodo]

@CanyonGamer If they only do it for the attention they are not really gay though..

[emoboi311]

@littlemissfrodo i dont i fucking hate lesbians just as much

[littlemissfrodo]

@emoboi311 well then you're just ignorant

[hanspeterpitsch]

@emoboi311 How can you hate somebody that

A: Doesn't do anything to you and

B: Happens to be attracted to the same gender and can't do anything about it?

Just curious

[emoboi311]

@hanspeterpitsch bye

[Kitasokaru]

@hanspeterpitsch It's because they are close-minded and don't open up to the fact that some people are different. People are never going to accept other people's differences.

[Kitasokaru]

@littlemissfrodo And it doesn't matter either way.

[calgaryjoe]

We can take dicks and jokes, we can't take your obese ass thinking your better than gays  you need to lay off the Whoopers fat ass fuck!

[Megaboot101]

Ralphie may for president thumbs up if u agree

[Kitasokaru]

@Megaboot101 If he did make it anywhere near the white house I would sniper him until he looks like swiss cheese.

[lzvici]

I like him but not this one....

[frankcastle12]

Straight Pride!

[AvemNyx]

@frankcastle12 FUCK YOU TOO

[rouens]

yep ralphie as usual is right thank lord sdomeone has sense!

[rocker4u123]

you can take a dick in the ass, you sure can take a joke

[artysm7]

jees that fool should shade.

[alex10324533]

huuugeee !! i hate pride parades 2 i mean wtf the straight people doesnt get any parades

[Kitasokaru]

@1234catdog1234 What does that have to do with either side? Gay or Straight. IF it's gay I'll be right with you. XD

[1234catdog1234]

hahahahahaha love it! all cock suckers to the side walk!

[albertico]

vote yes on heterosexual parades lol

[gianfran0]

he's funny but let's talk about weight

[McJesus35]

fuck homos

[WeezySilviu]

@McJesus35 tell em again.....

[McJesus35]

@WeezySilviu FUCK

HOMOS

[DJBerserk]

@McJesus35 One more time, say it louder

[McJesus35]

@DJBerserk fuck you

[Kitasokaru]

@McJesus35 FUCK YOU

[piernic75]

He's a real homophobic bastard. He would not dare the 10th of this joke on jewish people for example, but admit it, gays are still easy targets. Besides, I would strongly recommend a diet to this freak show if he wants to make it past 25!

[ManicTheManic]

@piernic75 in the words of this great man "If you can take a dick in the ass, you can take a joke"

[extreme557]

@piernic75 If you can take a dick in the ass, you can damn sure take a joke. AND BTW....I want the rainbow back too.

[Suzaku000]

@piernic75

He's 38.

[laika729]

I find it weird that this white trash whale clearly spends a lot of time fantasizing about two male humans having sex... plus the gay pride parades getting in the way of his car could be a good thing cause he could really use the walk.

[KrappyKoalaOne]

@laika729 fuck you bitch, its called comedy for a reason

[laika729]

@KrappyKoalaOne lol, I don't care that he's making fun of gay people. I don't think anything should be off limits, but this just isn't funny. Plenty of comedians have done better gay jokes (David Cross and Louis CK, for example). I also find it ironic that rabid Ralphie May fanboys run to his defense saying "STFU hes just joking!!!!!!!11" whenever someone makes a joke about his fat ass.

[DJBerserk]

@laika729 You, sir, are an enemy of the lulz.

[krakenbwool04]

Damn, I thought he was a fat lesbian.

That being said, being a gay guy isn't just about sucking cock. It's about getting your cocked sucked, too. Oh, and what the hell is up with rainbows?

[davidvin2387]

I want the rainbow back god dammit.

[1994wee]

lol.....