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  • Isnt fake, thats a regular aussie audience...

  • This one is from Rp outsourced..

  • such a delightful feeling.....LMAO~

  • the best part is when he says "I'm arriving"... lol

  • that audience sounds fake, super fake

  • tht audience is so annoying!

  • LOL im arriving LOL

  • sameera and anisha. LoL. He wasn't criticizing Indians, he was admitting and just saying why despite the amount of citizen they have they still are not in world cup. Its partly true but most important its a joke. He is Indian himself so he have full rights to speak of his own nation don't u think? good day folks. Good laugh I had after watching this mofo =)

  • sameera and anisha calm down... can't you see why russell peters makes fun of india so much? because he loves it so much!

  • it's funny looking england england now, russell makes an appearance in canada, US, australia, ireland and any other english speaking country and they're fine with all his jokes. only england feel offended, and blabbing about how good their country and their football team, like we don't know the fact. we know you're good in football, don't need your fact, it's a joke. goddammit.

  • u must admit he is good! :P

  • YA man India is awesome! those people rule! go 1996anisha!

  • dude Russell is such a looser! how dare he! indians rule dude!!!!!!

  • this guy is brilliant , where the fuck is england anyway ?

  • THIS IS AUSTRALIA NOT ENGLAND

  • That was a lot of canned laughter.

  • SO TRUE ENGLAND ARE A TEAM OF CHAMPIONS JUST NOT A CHAMPION TEAM

  • You Needs Some Fibers Dude!!!XD

  • Where are the new jokes Russel?

  • I'm from england.........ahh

  • from england, and literally only hugh grant and colin firth talk with that accent....and I think they get the girls ;)

  • @tctcrules true that.

  • But India was in Asian cup

  • funny suck england

  • what's the song at the end?

  • its not even funny n i am wondering why do ppl not laugh at proper reason?

  • hahahaha

  • i hate it when comedians use the same jokes

  • "oh my god, i'm arriving" HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA

  • Really.... I know for a fact that no english guy ive known speaks like that. NO-ONE. However americans talk with such a twang and american kids have such squeaky voices. English guys are down-to-earth awesome. And englands a good team.

  • ENGLAND HAVE A GOOD FOOTBALL TEAM BUT ITS LIKE THEY HAVE BAD LUCK AND LOSE MORE THEN THEY WIN

  • @neptunesbeard it's an old video.

  • Russel: hey thats an interesting accent ... where are you from

    England dude: I'm from England ... Arrrr. I'm from England ..... Arrrrr .......

    Russel: I'm sorry where

    England dude: England .... Arrrr ....

    Russel: I've never heard of it

    England dude: ENGLAND ! ..... Arrrrr ...... little island beside eeeuuurope ......

    Russel: Is that near miami

    England dude: ENGLAND ! YOU BLOODY FOOL !

    ROFL DAMN FUNNY

  • what Russel Peters thinks of English and Indian Football Team :-) :-)

  • always the same jokes....*sigh*

  • Most comedians will agree that Australian audiences are awesome. And I'm from New Zealand, I never compliment the bloody Aussies!

  • did he memorise the script?that sucks.

  • haha funny kant 

  • Oh my God, I'm arriving!

  • that canned laughter is fkn annoying.

  • hahahah im arriving lmao! stop arguing its jus a joke no need to bring nationality here !

  • is that near miami

  • Lol Bad Stereotyping Russ!!

  • what is the name of the song that is being played at the end of this video?

  • @darkxxknight91 not sure but my guess would be Woman - Wolfmother?

  • Loool this guys funny. But it's not fair to say the English suck at football. We have a respected national side and arguably the best league in the world.

  • i'll let you know when i talk like that...CANADA

  • HAHAHA dude England is great but the thing that Russel doesn't know that much about soccer but still hella funny.

  • Relax guyz , well iam an Indian , All i wanna say is somehow Russell is not fond of England really coz ive seen couple of his standups where he expressed his feelings against England but i think thats quite ok coz its just his opinion , and as far as Iam concerned i luv England those people have the best accent in the world its just soooo Classic and whatever u guyz say i luv Beckham and i will alwayz, no matter what happens............ he rox!!!!!!

  • @THUNDERBLOODXXX

    I haven't heard much of his English crack ups.. I don't see why it should be any different.. he makes fun of everyone! lol.

    Maybe he is more picking on them? Shrugs.. I don't see why. I mean.. English have a bloody right to be pissed off with Americans changing words and how this are spelt for the tinniest and silliest reasons... and then Americans are like.. Well Na uh this is how it's spelt.

  • @THUNDERBLOODXXX

    Anyhoo I just hate how in most US applications/programs, when you select the language they have "English" and then "English international" - there is no international english. Everyone other English country pretty much spells exactly how it was meant to, the British spelling. So shouldn't it be English.. .and then English (US) -__-

    Anyhoo I don't mind when he picks on other countries... as long as it isn't Australia! Grr...

    Hehe jk ^_^

  • lolz well u have made some true as well as clever statments Rofl ......... well for me English means the language of England and we cant deny that fact ..........let the fools fight on language but for me that would be the last topic on earth to fight on i luv everyone wherever they are from ......... and yes u Australians are some gud people man , i just luv u guyz "Amazing accent Amazing culture Amazing clothing " just Superb....... \M/

  • "I'm Arrrriivingg!!" ROTFLMAO!!!!

  • lmaoo "I'M OPEN I'M OPEN!!...Where the hell is the ball going!?" funniest part lmfao

  • the england thing is just a joke, his kinda doing it on purpose but i guess your to stupid to notice that

  • hey england is a good football team...and they play the best and exciting football ever seen...but jokes arent always about fact....its just to make ppl laugh..........so just chill hardcore england fans!!

  • @AdebayorSL 1. Football is a sport you play with helmet on. You're referring to soccer. 2. England is a terrible "football" team that gets propped up by David Beckham, who might be one of the top 5 soccer players on the planet. One player does not make a team. Come to think of it, you'd have a better chance of winning a World Cup with Peters and Ali G on the squad.

  • "Soccer" is actually officially called Association Football. It was football long before any of the American or Canadian versions...

  • England is ranked 4th and 9th in the Elo and Fifa world rankings respectively... where's canada?

    David Beckham is actually out of our squad (23 players!) right now and has been for years. He's not even in our best 23, let alone our top player. Stevie G, J Terry, Wayne Rooney, Cole, Lampard... widely considered amongst the best players in the world. All English.

    Lol, David Beckham, top 5 player in the world... If you don't know what you're talking, please don't comment. Look up Wayne Rooney...

  • I can take Russell Peters making a joke, but if you're going to start talking rubbish about somethign you clearly know nothing about, I'm going to have to call you out on it...

    David Beckham is a gimmick, a celebrity, a model, whatever. He was once a talented football player but he's far FAR from our best these days...

  • @surfer53

    Who cares about soccer/football

    It's all about Rugby damn it! Aussie football is the best! None of the poncy helmets and shoulder pads! Our boys are real men!

    (insert sarcastic tone) :P XD

  • What are you on about? Its so blatant you know shit about football. And yes its FOOTBALL. The sport you play with helmet on is called Handegg.

  • @surfer53 fuck off you American son of a whore,football is a game played with the "foot" and a "ball",american football refers to hand egg,now fuck off to your little cave

  • @AdebayorSL  england is really shit at soccer... got their ass kicked by germany.

  • @AdebayorSL

    Lol England are shit at football

  • HAHAHAHAHAH " I'm Arriving, aaa,,"

  • England are one of the top ranking teams in the world and we have the most exciting and best football league in the world in the Premiership.But hey don t let facts get in the way of your crap jokes!

  • lol how can football ever be EXCITING?

  • England are good at football.

  • wow the audience laugh at every line he says...

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