sameera and anisha. LoL. He wasn't criticizing Indians, he was admitting and just saying why despite the amount of citizen they have they still are not in world cup. Its partly true but most important its a joke. He is Indian himself so he have full rights to speak of his own nation don't u think? good day folks. Good laugh I had after watching this mofo =)
it's funny looking england england now, russell makes an appearance in canada, US, australia, ireland and any other english speaking country and they're fine with all his jokes. only england feel offended, and blabbing about how good their country and their football team, like we don't know the fact. we know you're good in football, don't need your fact, it's a joke. goddammit.
Really.... I know for a fact that no english guy ive known speaks like that. NO-ONE. However americans talk with such a twang and american kids have such squeaky voices. English guys are down-to-earth awesome. And englands a good team.
Loool this guys funny. But it's not fair to say the English suck at football. We have a respected national side and arguably the best league in the world.
Relax guyz , well iam an Indian , All i wanna say is somehow Russell is not fond of England really coz ive seen couple of his standups where he expressed his feelings against England but i think thats quite ok coz its just his opinion , and as far as Iam concerned i luv England those people have the best accent in the world its just soooo Classic and whatever u guyz say i luv Beckham and i will alwayz, no matter what happens............ he rox!!!!!!
I haven't heard much of his English crack ups.. I don't see why it should be any different.. he makes fun of everyone! lol.
Maybe he is more picking on them? Shrugs.. I don't see why. I mean.. English have a bloody right to be pissed off with Americans changing words and how this are spelt for the tinniest and silliest reasons... and then Americans are like.. Well Na uh this is how it's spelt.
Anyhoo I just hate how in most US applications/programs, when you select the language they have "English" and then "English international" - there is no international english. Everyone other English country pretty much spells exactly how it was meant to, the British spelling. So shouldn't it be English.. .and then English (US) -__-
Anyhoo I don't mind when he picks on other countries... as long as it isn't Australia! Grr...
lolz well u have made some true as well as clever statments Rofl ......... well for me English means the language of England and we cant deny that fact ..........let the fools fight on language but for me that would be the last topic on earth to fight on i luv everyone wherever they are from ......... and yes u Australians are some gud people man , i just luv u guyz "Amazing accent Amazing culture Amazing clothing " just Superb....... \M/
hey england is a good football team...and they play the best and exciting football ever seen...but jokes arent always about fact....its just to make ppl laugh..........so just chill hardcore england fans!!
@AdebayorSL 1. Football is a sport you play with helmet on. You're referring to soccer. 2. England is a terrible "football" team that gets propped up by David Beckham, who might be one of the top 5 soccer players on the planet. One player does not make a team. Come to think of it, you'd have a better chance of winning a World Cup with Peters and Ali G on the squad.
England is ranked 4th and 9th in the Elo and Fifa world rankings respectively... where's canada?
David Beckham is actually out of our squad (23 players!) right now and has been for years. He's not even in our best 23, let alone our top player. Stevie G, J Terry, Wayne Rooney, Cole, Lampard... widely considered amongst the best players in the world. All English.
Lol, David Beckham, top 5 player in the world... If you don't know what you're talking, please don't comment. Look up Wayne Rooney...
I can take Russell Peters making a joke, but if you're going to start talking rubbish about somethign you clearly know nothing about, I'm going to have to call you out on it...
David Beckham is a gimmick, a celebrity, a model, whatever. He was once a talented football player but he's far FAR from our best these days...
@surfer53 fuck off you American son of a whore,football is a game played with the "foot" and a "ball",american football refers to hand egg,now fuck off to your little cave
England are one of the top ranking teams in the world and we have the most exciting and best football league in the world in the Premiership.But hey don t let facts get in the way of your crap jokes!
Isnt fake, thats a regular aussie audience...
murfmental 2 months ago
This one is from Rp outsourced..
ScoversMe 2 months ago
such a delightful feeling.....LMAO~
kittiefishie 2 months ago
the best part is when he says "I'm arriving"... lol
B747X 3 months ago
that audience sounds fake, super fake
mattDsaNdmAn 5 months ago
tht audience is so annoying!
awesomeness2000ful 5 months ago
LOL im arriving LOL
ReneeDeRiyadh 7 months ago 2
sameera and anisha. LoL. He wasn't criticizing Indians, he was admitting and just saying why despite the amount of citizen they have they still are not in world cup. Its partly true but most important its a joke. He is Indian himself so he have full rights to speak of his own nation don't u think? good day folks. Good laugh I had after watching this mofo =)
bubbyish7171 7 months ago
sameera and anisha calm down... can't you see why russell peters makes fun of india so much? because he loves it so much!
eelamstylez77 7 months ago
it's funny looking england england now, russell makes an appearance in canada, US, australia, ireland and any other english speaking country and they're fine with all his jokes. only england feel offended, and blabbing about how good their country and their football team, like we don't know the fact. we know you're good in football, don't need your fact, it's a joke. goddammit.
Dionn91 8 months ago 4
u must admit he is good! :P
sameera000000 8 months ago
YA man India is awesome! those people rule! go 1996anisha!
sameera000000 8 months ago
dude Russell is such a looser! how dare he! indians rule dude!!!!!!
1996anisha 8 months ago
this guy is brilliant , where the fuck is england anyway ?
MrSudarsankanumilli 8 months ago
THIS IS AUSTRALIA NOT ENGLAND
CrazyPeanutnup 8 months ago
That was a lot of canned laughter.
RohRohToday 9 months ago
SO TRUE ENGLAND ARE A TEAM OF CHAMPIONS JUST NOT A CHAMPION TEAM
anzacpride1 9 months ago
You Needs Some Fibers Dude!!!XD
DarkTimez04 9 months ago
Where are the new jokes Russel?
Vaasu97 9 months ago
I'm from england.........ahh
gameplayer117 11 months ago
from england, and literally only hugh grant and colin firth talk with that accent....and I think they get the girls ;)
tctcrules 11 months ago 2
@tctcrules true that.
TheMechengr 10 months ago
But India was in Asian cup
Entei2000 11 months ago
funny suck england
awesomeguy1233 1 year ago
what's the song at the end?
adifferentuser6 1 year ago
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its not even funny n i am wondering why do ppl not laugh at proper reason?
bulbulrn 1 year ago
its not even funny n i am wondering why do ppl not laugh at proper reason?
bulbulrn 1 year ago
hahahaha
arpitluvsappy 1 year ago
i hate it when comedians use the same jokes
imacrosoft 1 year ago 6
"oh my god, i'm arriving" HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA
FwapChuu 1 year ago 12
Really.... I know for a fact that no english guy ive known speaks like that. NO-ONE. However americans talk with such a twang and american kids have such squeaky voices. English guys are down-to-earth awesome. And englands a good team.
EZdrifter21 1 year ago
ENGLAND HAVE A GOOD FOOTBALL TEAM BUT ITS LIKE THEY HAVE BAD LUCK AND LOSE MORE THEN THEY WIN
anzacpride1 1 year ago
@neptunesbeard it's an old video.
TFiPW 1 year ago
Russel: hey thats an interesting accent ... where are you from
England dude: I'm from England ... Arrrr. I'm from England ..... Arrrrr .......
Russel: I'm sorry where
England dude: England .... Arrrr ....
Russel: I've never heard of it
England dude: ENGLAND ! ..... Arrrrr ...... little island beside eeeuuurope ......
Russel: Is that near miami
England dude: ENGLAND ! YOU BLOODY FOOL !
ROFL DAMN FUNNY
77LPfan 1 year ago 8
what Russel Peters thinks of English and Indian Football Team :-) :-)
JagdishTheGr8 1 year ago
always the same jokes....*sigh*
neptunesbeard 1 year ago 9
Most comedians will agree that Australian audiences are awesome. And I'm from New Zealand, I never compliment the bloody Aussies!
NationalLibertarian 1 year ago
did he memorise the script?that sucks.
KaKaGaNu 1 year ago
haha funny kant
deevanny 1 year ago
Oh my God, I'm arriving!
wilsontt88 1 year ago
that canned laughter is fkn annoying.
jSNATCHGRABv 1 year ago
hahahah im arriving lmao! stop arguing its jus a joke no need to bring nationality here !
agateway1 1 year ago
is that near miami
yulookinman2422 1 year ago
Lol Bad Stereotyping Russ!!
spartac7 1 year ago
what is the name of the song that is being played at the end of this video?
darkxxknight91 1 year ago
@darkxxknight91 not sure but my guess would be Woman - Wolfmother?
ItsOneInAMillion 1 year ago
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@darkxxknight91
Not too sure but my guess will be Wolfmother- Woman
ItsOneInAMillion 1 year ago
Loool this guys funny. But it's not fair to say the English suck at football. We have a respected national side and arguably the best league in the world.
pugsley141 2 years ago
i'll let you know when i talk like that...CANADA
sanaU105 2 years ago
HAHAHA dude England is great but the thing that Russel doesn't know that much about soccer but still hella funny.
leviathan6144 2 years ago
Relax guyz , well iam an Indian , All i wanna say is somehow Russell is not fond of England really coz ive seen couple of his standups where he expressed his feelings against England but i think thats quite ok coz its just his opinion , and as far as Iam concerned i luv England those people have the best accent in the world its just soooo Classic and whatever u guyz say i luv Beckham and i will alwayz, no matter what happens............ he rox!!!!!!
THUNDERBLOODXXX 2 years ago
@THUNDERBLOODXXX
I haven't heard much of his English crack ups.. I don't see why it should be any different.. he makes fun of everyone! lol.
Maybe he is more picking on them? Shrugs.. I don't see why. I mean.. English have a bloody right to be pissed off with Americans changing words and how this are spelt for the tinniest and silliest reasons... and then Americans are like.. Well Na uh this is how it's spelt.
Kewlausgirl 2 years ago
@THUNDERBLOODXXX
Anyhoo I just hate how in most US applications/programs, when you select the language they have "English" and then "English international" - there is no international english. Everyone other English country pretty much spells exactly how it was meant to, the British spelling. So shouldn't it be English.. .and then English (US) -__-
Anyhoo I don't mind when he picks on other countries... as long as it isn't Australia! Grr...
Hehe jk ^_^
Kewlausgirl 2 years ago
lolz well u have made some true as well as clever statments Rofl ......... well for me English means the language of England and we cant deny that fact ..........let the fools fight on language but for me that would be the last topic on earth to fight on i luv everyone wherever they are from ......... and yes u Australians are some gud people man , i just luv u guyz "Amazing accent Amazing culture Amazing clothing " just Superb....... \M/
THUNDERBLOODXXX 2 years ago
"I'm Arrrriivingg!!" ROTFLMAO!!!!
silverwater006 2 years ago
lmaoo "I'M OPEN I'M OPEN!!...Where the hell is the ball going!?" funniest part lmfao
afgzyung1 2 years ago
the england thing is just a joke, his kinda doing it on purpose but i guess your to stupid to notice that
tazza2 2 years ago
hey england is a good football team...and they play the best and exciting football ever seen...but jokes arent always about fact....its just to make ppl laugh..........so just chill hardcore england fans!!
AdebayorSL 2 years ago 36
@AdebayorSL 1. Football is a sport you play with helmet on. You're referring to soccer. 2. England is a terrible "football" team that gets propped up by David Beckham, who might be one of the top 5 soccer players on the planet. One player does not make a team. Come to think of it, you'd have a better chance of winning a World Cup with Peters and Ali G on the squad.
surfer53 2 years ago
"Soccer" is actually officially called Association Football. It was football long before any of the American or Canadian versions...
BoomBapReconnaissanc 2 years ago
England is ranked 4th and 9th in the Elo and Fifa world rankings respectively... where's canada?
David Beckham is actually out of our squad (23 players!) right now and has been for years. He's not even in our best 23, let alone our top player. Stevie G, J Terry, Wayne Rooney, Cole, Lampard... widely considered amongst the best players in the world. All English.
Lol, David Beckham, top 5 player in the world... If you don't know what you're talking, please don't comment. Look up Wayne Rooney...
BoomBapReconnaissanc 2 years ago
I can take Russell Peters making a joke, but if you're going to start talking rubbish about somethign you clearly know nothing about, I'm going to have to call you out on it...
David Beckham is a gimmick, a celebrity, a model, whatever. He was once a talented football player but he's far FAR from our best these days...
BoomBapReconnaissanc 2 years ago
@surfer53
Who cares about soccer/football
It's all about Rugby damn it! Aussie football is the best! None of the poncy helmets and shoulder pads! Our boys are real men!
(insert sarcastic tone) :P XD
Kewlausgirl 2 years ago
What are you on about? Its so blatant you know shit about football. And yes its FOOTBALL. The sport you play with helmet on is called Handegg.
maestro723 2 years ago 2
@surfer53 fuck off you American son of a whore,football is a game played with the "foot" and a "ball",american football refers to hand egg,now fuck off to your little cave
hellomistergun 11 months ago
@AdebayorSL england is really shit at soccer... got their ass kicked by germany.
xuxu4life 1 year ago
@AdebayorSL
Lol England are shit at football
Bucketheadhead 9 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAH " I'm Arriving, aaa,,"
AOCII 2 years ago
England are one of the top ranking teams in the world and we have the most exciting and best football league in the world in the Premiership.But hey don t let facts get in the way of your crap jokes!
scottchappy 2 years ago
lol how can football ever be EXCITING?
pfftdot 2 years ago
England are good at football.
pugsley141 2 years ago
wow the audience laugh at every line he says...
z3158755 2 years ago 66