Gazza Fog On the Tyne

[Gangsta2330]

Although I don't want to insult a football legend , this song is a piece of shit.

[GreenOn13]

This videos like being punched in the face by the eighties.

[araregoodguy]

This is how Gazza should be remembered; as the lovable Geordie clown

[TomVfan]

I'm still waiting for Morrissey's cover.

[drwhomcrfan21]

this was only 18????? what could be worse???? i dread to know what 1 was

[MrDotun123]

Oi Moatey do you want some chicken and watch the fog on the tyne?

[JakeSCANDALS]

Highlight of this is the caption on the top right throughout the video 'Ultimate 100 really bad songs'

[bigtedkerrigan]

"Shitting in a schleazy snackbar shucking shickly shausage rowls"

God bless you Gazza aka the Negotiator.

[TrimmTrabs]

MOATY ITS GAZZA

[OlmoLane]

Oh man this is so bad... I got here from listening to the original song, though, so I don't even know who this gazza guy is.

[cprich22]

@OlmoLane well if u shot gun a few people he takes u fishing and brings you chips

[skeletorphd]

That was so bad I think it gave me cancer.

[manutdsalfordreds]

Geordie MAGGOTS

[kinkyderby]

Crap

[MsFanmail]

sexy geordie

[owenshak]

the 56 people who dislike this clearly believe that the fog on the tyne is all theirs :/

[owenshak]

this isnt even a shit song, ultimate bad song my arse

[kingswitcher]

1:25...what gazza thinks of the people that actually went out and bought this....and if you mute the sound he's mouthing what he thinks of them too

[PeterParka75]

Gazza does the "milk the invisible cow" dance! Brilliant!

[fatg1t]

AN ITEM?!?!?!?! Jimmy 'Five Belliies' Gardner and Gazza were NEVER an item!!!!!!!! They are both straight! they are or were best of friends!

[AnAutumnsDay]

What was the score with him and the 5 bellies bloke, were they an item?

[jelloebeanxx]

what a ledge!

[cfcdan123]

never get footballers doing this now, they're all egotistical billionaire puppets. gazza was a legend, one of a kind.

[thomassmith1313]

fog on the clyde

[Saetreee]

mesmerizing

[MrRichrockification]

fuck off......wot a load of bollox

[campell72]

Gazza is a fucking god

[Saetreee]

Whenever I hear fog on the tyne

I get a chill down my spine

[oasis4ever92]

also who the fuck sucks a sickly sausage roll?!

[oasis4ever92]

i was embaressed listening to this while i walked down the street the other day...despite having headphones in

[yehman101]

If this is number 18 in the "really bad songs" list, I dread to think of the top 10..

[peacefrog1916]

Guys a fuckin crackpot.

[grimsbytown69]

when gazza took moat a curry even the Sky News presenter at the time was almost peeing themselves when it was reported live on the telly

[DustyAndPistolPete]

Is that his mate Moatie on the drums?

[jeffrace310179]

fuckin legend best british player ever

[aCiDzOoM]

GAZZA NEVER FORGOTTEN.. THE LEGEND

SSL

[honzanoel]

Come again selector!! Rewind!!!!

[paulallan1000]

I remember being at the quayside market on the Sunday when they made this video.Everyone was having a good laugh till that prick Jimmy five bellies stood on top of the boat they shot it on and started flashing his fat arse at the people watching.The best bit was when he got off the boat and this little old man walked up to him and smacked him in the mouth,even Gazza pissed himself laughing.

[MrDts1988]

Alreet Moaty! I broot ya soom chicken

[bismuthcadmium]

It was the time to cash in on Gascoigne crying at the World Cup. Thats what he won the BBC Sports Personality of the year for.

[haroldbhoy67]

gazza= wife beater.

[freepiratequeen]

Haddaway.... homeruleforgeordieland!!!

[sboxjunk]

"Hey Moaty...its Gazza!"

[chrssgreen]

Gazza.. Once a Claret always a Claret..

[chrish73866]

love it , love gazza , burp ,hes so like me , and waddle love you ,u geordies different class , and my regards to jimmy nail xx

[oasis4ever92]

who's sucking on a sickly sausage roll?!

[MrFrothinger]

Gazza. What a fucking WANKER.

[danbran1989]

@MrFrothinger Don't be nasty, he's been through a lot (of booze her her)

[Susann03091982]

TMF Ultimate 100 really bad songs.........if this only reached number 18, wot the hell was no. 1 ?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[222gemzy]

@PUNKSINSPACE1 nowt wrong with us geordies u muppet!!!!

[mattdb1983]

Gazza can sure rap better than he can negotiate with murderers :s

[1gadena]

@mattdb1983 lmfao! fucking classic line, actually pissed myself when i read that!

[thecritic2007]

@mattdb1983 lol sounds good how long did it take for his bellys to stop flapping

[samnufcboii]

@punksinspace1 i bet you have never been to newcastle i live here and it is a great place to live

[cujo9]

gazza was a pretty good footy player , but this record is a giant pile of wank and did terribly in the charts.

[Applemask]

@cujo9 No, it didn't. It got to #2. You're right about the former though.

[shaiper6]

888000000000000000000000000000­0000tttttttiiiiiiiiiiissssssss­sssss

[dannymcmince]

I would love to go on the beer with Gazza!

[al255]

Gazza is a Legend

[al255]

Gazza is a Legend very funny song Lol

[SpeedcoreXdandy]

Anyone else find it scary that this is number 18 in the hundred really bad songs, meaning that out there somewhere are 17 songs WORSE than this one?

[phil2415]

This is an abomination. Even the original is only good despite its lyrics.

[LordArchimonde666]

Wonderful Gazza ! ! ! 

[Pulselfc]

Moaty, it's Gazza.

[Linadeg]

If I didn't think it would kill him, I'd love to have a drink with Gazza.

[JASONBONE19]

When shell suits were popular...lol

[squishy3000]

Is it really bad that I find it quite catchy?

[phillipclarke29]

gazza oh gazza



[callumneal]

legend



[youvebeenabrickmary]

When I get married my groom will wear that shellsuit or there will be no wedding. That is all.

[abdul7880]

the king of the geordies

[JezFTW]

Cunt.

[plane15]

this is why Alex Ferguson didn't sign Gazza.

[lennylovesit]

Imagine any of todays **golden generation** of england players willing to make an arse of themselves for a laugh like this?

[cooloriginaltwic]

@lennylovesit What do you think that snood business was then, eh?

[5355vbxjbj76rvn]

Give the man a..."shot"...of whisky, and he'll be OK

[jamesytaylor1]

Look at this Gazza tribute, hilarious!!!

/watch?v=4C_Yzfc8Va0

[cefballer101]

I love you Gazza, but this is the day rap died.

[illhead69]

Genius

[NotOldJustNotYoung]

there is a disturbing lack of rishing rods and chicken in this video......

[R3B0RNPR0PH3T]

As a Rangers fan from Scotland, his goal against Scotland at Euro 96 made me proud, because he had just completed his first full season at Ibrox prior to the competition.

We took a chance on him, rescued him from his Lazio exile, and he recaptured a fair amount of the talent which made him a World Class midfielder. So, in effect, Rangers gave England back their Gazza, and he repaid us with a wonder goal against us, lol.

Awesome goal though.

[MrBluebear1690]

gazza you are a legend at ibrox thanks for the memorys RFC

[matheusm0]

stop drinking and make your skills useful.

[Number1ize]

Haha Gazza's CLASS !

[tinkersvest]

A better singer than a soccer player anyway

[MrMinima86]

@tinkersvest i hate it when idiots think they know about football lmao you have no fuckin clue at all about gazza as a footballer if you did you wouldn't open you poorly educated mouth and make yourself look so idiotic do yourself a favour and just google his appearances and his assists and goals still puts most prem midfielders to shame

[tinkersvest]

@MrMinima86 I hear what you are saying and I respect your opinion, but in my view, personally, I think he is over rated, that is all I am saying

[Dubfender]

Andy Carroll is not worth 35 million

[mrswindon3]

hes a fucking waste of life

[OJones88]

@mrswindon3 One of England's most creative footballers. Yes, he's had his problems, but so did George Best, and he's still revered in so many places. Maradona's loved by Argentina despite the fact he's perceived to be a drug abusing drinking lunatic. When Gascoigne does eventually go, he will be missed. I know some of his past misdemeanours mean he's not always been a role model, but Gazza is a legend. And still a big kid at heart. FOG ON THE TYNE!

[daddymalony]

@RichardElden how do you know he is on benefits? if he is he is obviously entitled to them so go fuck off and keep your big nose out!

[daddymalony]

all you cunts having a pop over drink and drugs should take a look closer to home!

[bertfrantic]

I remember reading somewhere that Ray Jackson wouldn't shoot this video, and left the band shortly afterwards.

[TheNe40]

For a starts anyone wreckon they ripped the dance for amarillo off this tune? Secondly get off gazza'z back man, He was one of the most entertaining lads in the sport, how many players have you seen eat a mars bar and drink a bottle of broon ale in their post match interview for match of the day? Exactly none, id go as far to say i hate alot of modern day players who dive and cheat... only one who laughs on is ronhaldinio... & as for this tune, its just a laugh man, doubt he was planning a tour

[suckonmybigballs1]

this is the sort of stuff what ruined his career,

singing dancing and getting drunk.

when he should of been training.

[nervan88]

c'mon gazza....the lazio fans love you!

[xwill11lfcx]

kevin mcdine xD !!!

[TheGMan1983]

All you fuckers having a pop at Gazza, tossers, bet you were all cheering him in 90 @ 96!!! Paul Gascoigne the last great English talent.

All the best Gazza.

[xpat73]

To see how frail, thin and sick Gazza looks 20 years later is incredible.....1990 to 2010....it has been down hill all the way. Still I love Gazza...

[observant09]

FUCKING LEGEND NOW AND FOREVER

[1davidlfc]

hate these cocksuckers who sit at home jobless leaving negative comments on gazza. Stick in there gazza son! He made the game what it is today now fuck off haters!

[richido21]

Hero!! Hang on in there Gazza Lad!! You got talent

[AnAutumnsDay]

Is he a poof? or did he just beat up his ex wife due to the drink?

[dicky903]

@AnAutumnsDay what a cunt, im a liverpool fan an even i can see that gazzas a legend.. if ya dont like gazza dont fuckin watch a video titled "gazza fog on the tyne"

tit!

[AnAutumnsDay]

@dicky903 Like Gazza do we?????? really really like him , do we ????

hahahahaha

[ToboeLauren]

haha gazza moatys dead ya na lmao ne more fishin eh?

[ToboeLauren]

haha gazza moatys dead ya na lmao

[tommy444able]

I see gazzas family are exploiting his alcholism on tv.....i loved gazza good luck from scotland

[JuanMacready]

Why does Gazza look a homosexual nowadays?

[MonsterMunchAreAce]

@JuanMacready Because he is a homosexual , same as all other footballers.

[dicky903]

@MonsterMunchAreAce gazza is a fuckin hero! an homosexual??? havin a laugh arent ya?? hes basically been fucked off by his wife for shaggin around an drinkin 24/7 you nonce!

[MonsterMunchAreAce]

@dicky903 Yeah drinking and shagging blokes 24/7 ! He got fucked of by his wife cos she was sick of cleaning the spunky shit stains out of his cacks.

[dicky903]

@JuanMacready what a cunt

[JuanMacready]

@dicky903 Gazza is a loser who should be in jail.

[freekicking85]

@JuanMacready fuck off gazza is a legend, what have you done that is significant...

[daystilljersey]

@JuanMacready Do homosexuals have "a look" or are we just unfairly stereotyping? He's Raul Moat's pal, you know.

[peacefrog1916]

hellish.

[guitarnashelter]

hes like the ultimate geordy bastard

[EnglishChannel1]

Spot Cheryl Cole at 3:14. She was 7 years old at the time!

[brckshaw]

@EnglishChannel1

is it fuck!

[dicky903]

@EnglishChannel1 jesus.. humour is incredibly drab on this video isnt it! fuck me.. hahahahahaa shes geordie so obviously she must be in this video! get a grip son

[haltoner]

this epitomises everything about geordie simpleton numpties. what a bunch of utter cunts, gazza being the ultimate example. enough said.

[dicky903]

@haltoner im a scouser, an i think your a fuckin idiot for what youve just said. from my knowledge.. AND IVE ACTUALLY HAD SOCIAL INTERACTIONS WITH GEORDIES .. ive found them funny and social. you are obviously someone who just judges people on stereotypes and shame on you for that

[originalpickaxe]

absolutely dreadful!

Give the lad another bevvy!

[sicker123456]

piss head

[89murph]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[garynevillestache]

newcastles finest band

[kimjong20]

Moaty come fishing

[TheCraigyboy123]

one word... legend

[Hellsconsort]

Moaty?!...It's Gazza. Av got yu a chicken.

[rockandroll63]

Wow, even with all the studio technology available at the time, he still can't sing for toffee.

Them were the days....a random guitar solo in the middle of a really shitty novelty song.

[briccus]

in 1996 he gave to me his album with the autograph

[McBohsta]

I went to Newcastle, and a bunch of drunk were singing that while pissing near the Millenium Bridge

[QuoTime]

What a dick.

[Jermyn78]

Fog on the Wear is fucking queer!

[richstephenson]

hes such a prick 

[thetron]

I LOVE that I know the bassist from this video (Steve C)! I think we should petition for a reunion!!!

[ciaran1174]

Tanx Newcastle,Blue Army bye bye Villa,Blue Army!!!

[oasis4ever92]

who sucks a sausage roll man?!

[Freakstorm66]

Indeed Sir. Indeed!

[MitchWadeCole]

GAZZZA getting merry on tha bottle, til tha bottle got merry on HIM!

[Freakstorm66]

I saw him drag his girlfriend out of a club by the hair back in the early 90's! He was also with his fat infamous friend at the time (can't remember his name) but I'm sure if you asked him now he would say "she was asking for it"! Nice going Gazza.

[TeddyRuck]

@Freakstorm66 jimmy five bellies.

when you give simpletons millions of pounds it's not surprising they can't deal with it.

[RangersGSTQ]

Gazza is a ledge

[mshadowsluva]

love gazza so much

[DjAgentMC]

love the shell suit! they were all the rage

[plane15]

Gazza had everything and threw it away, greatest English player we ever had.

[MrGooseberries]

I never thought I'd see someone rapping about sausage rolls.

[axelsteel21]

great footballer shame he suffered from all the demons

[Andyc18]

This song is legend, my uncle had it on a cassette back in the early 90's and I used to listen to it all the time haha. I was only 5!

[withnail555]

What an absolute fucking penis.

[colinnufc]

@withnail555 fk u n@obhead i would love to meet u id spark u in 1 shot n@b

[StuartCHtv]

FAIL, Geordies can't rap!

[cnavaro88]

OMG Heard the news today. RIP

[sboxjunk]

"Moaty, it's Gazza!"

[johnhatkinson]

@sboxjunk bang.

[marcstalkspot]

Damn that boy can sing.

[AWESOME90002]

Gazza died?

[cotski72]

Gazza should dust down his shell suits and get lindisfarne to do a tour of Alcoholics Anonoymous meetings to show alchies what will happen to them, Glasgow Rangers legend and to @Jay220891 where England at the world cup either.haha and @skillisme what is the sum of your national culture ? or have you 1 anymore with halfbreeds been born all over England with your vast immigrant population . and ps i am not sticking up for @unreal030

[bastosrallying]

at least Gazza tried to help,you can't fuckin knock the lad for trying.

they reckon he was going to get his gun back and do Shezza in after all the shit she put him through lol

[JuanMacready]

I thought it was the other way round.

[rosieavfc82]

this is a disgrace

[DomSezXL]

Congrats to Gazza! From one nutter to another - you sent him over the edge!

[finnquark]

Should have brought a signed copy to the cordon last night. Could have altered the course of events/history, etc.

[Omstarten]

I fuckin' love you, Gazza...

[Realityinplay]

What a fucking northern monkey. This is Rooney in a few years.

All women living north of Highgate should have their wombs ripped out and save all this shit from been born.

[where8angels8play]

If they'd let him in to see Moat you're telling me THIS wouldn't have cheered the poor man up?!

[MegaSpliffster]

He's arrived in Rothbury to talk to Raoul Moat. Go Gazza!

[transonicbuoy1]

So bad it`s good. 

[nickter]

Im from Dunston, his home town, which he calls dirty and old. Im shocked and apalled D: