Ancient Race of Giants FINCHED

[GargamelGold]

@thedarwinfinches Why haven't you made any videos since this one? Its been almost two years.

[EarlFaulk]

What happened to the tall finch?



[WatanukiProductions]

A Giant Redheaded Giant Conspiracy!

[GnosticPrince]

The Nevada state museum has 2 of the larger than normal skulls from CAUCASIAN red heads in ancient America. They may not have been "giants", but they were taller than average and they also blow away the bullshit about Columbus uniting the world. Anyone with half a brain knows that there is real evidence to blow away the pathetic, putrid, status quo. Charles Darwin was greedy aristocratic SCUM, and YOU video poster are his DICK SUCKING WHORE boy in the flesh.

[Quartrez]

Still waiting for the sequel...

[xxrickm75xx]

You pussy stupid

[bijoukaiba]

"One of the great mysteries of the West is - "

"Where HAVE all the cowboys gone?"

I would totally subscribe a 2nd or 3rd time for that.

[deathman1021]

We found an ancient race of midgets, no giants

[ParadoxAnonymous]

LOL



[PopeAnonymous]

I like how they always make these claims of all these skeletons and evidence found, then always say "but now we can't find them... obviously this is a cover up".

[mistereveready]

Of course the bible is dirty. Seriously, no one apparently knew who Jesus's father really was and more importantly, Yaweh fucking cuckolded joseph. Yaweh could have made his own woman, but no, apparently he's down with OPP. Also Richard Kiel is far more fascinating and mystical than any giants presented in this video.

[Nerd0042]

I lol'd sooo hard when he said '' Yeah, I'd actually be interested in that if it wasn't made-up magical garbage''. LOL

[MrChris7856]

HOW CONVENIENT!

[mynameisdarthtater]

I must be psychically linked to this video. I drive a Japanese car, and my girlfriend is a red-head. ITS A CONSPIRACY.

[goonodeath]

8 feet really isn't that giant lol. That one paper said like 300 feet. And doesn't the bible say they are really big? Not 8 feet.

[Fabsun]

So where does this "tremendous amount of evidence" for all those giants have gone?

[sigun1757]

i hate both that ducksssss.....

[grendelee]

No more RHYMES, i MEAN IT!

[WRAYDAY]

"you must construct additional pylons,"<- HAHAHAHAHAHHAa

[WeFalDwnButWeGetBkUp]

my 5 CHAPTER SERIES OWNS THIS SHIZZLE

[calvinhobbesliker2]

@WeFalDwnButWeGetBkUp

Wow. You're so stupid that you call your videos chapters

[WeFalDwnButWeGetBkUp]

this is atheism, this is why you will burn for eternity

[shockferret]

@WeFalDwnButWeGetBkUp

There are Christians who believe that hell is a state of nonexistence, and that the only people who will feel distress or torture (tartarus) in the afterlife are malevolent believers.

2 Peter 2:4

Uh oh, dude. You might fall down and not get back up.

[MovieFinatic456]

@WeFalDwnButWeGetBkUp you do realize that we atheists don't believe in hell and thus we are unthreatened by this. It's like saying that in the next five seconds my cellphone will turn into a decepticon and cut me into bits. It's not scary because it's not there (or at least we think it isn't)

[WeFalDwnButWeGetBkUp]

U GUYS ARE SO TOAST WHEN YOU DIE............

[jussts]

@WeFalDwnButWeGetBkUp So, you think all atheists will burn because there used to be giants... you're not too bright are you?

[narcloft]

@WeFalDwnButWeGetBkUp "U GUYS ARE SO TOAST WHEN YOU DIE............" You can hate us all you want. It only makes you a hypocrite. I'm not sure but I think I read somewhere that it's wrong to take pleasure in the suffering of others and yet you seem almost pleased to inform us all we're going to suffer for eternity. I'd call that some powerful hate. Aren't you supposed to be one of the good guys? You can't even adhere to your own beliefs, why should we follow your example?

-Huxley Finch

[CriticalAtheist]

"You must construct additional pylons!" Ha! Great reference.

[jstrouse]

giants lol. what a load of crap.

hilarious stuff.

[biomanwin]

Did Sarah Palin write the script for this?

[myteethareshiny]

@biomanwin ROTFLOL!!! Awesome burn!

[biomanwin]

@myteethareshiny

Every time I hear the word maverick I think of her, and I want to hit something immediately after.

[Selectedmarksman]

I love the large mounds as giant graves. Even without ground penetrating radar, have these people never heard of fucking shovels?

[cre8ivmind]

I'm such a geek, I recognized the Starcraft reference @1:08

You must construct additional pylons!

[AntiCitizenX]

The only shame in this video is that you allowed a six-fingered man to pass by without any references to Princess Bride.

[narcloft]

@AntiCitizenX We thought it would be repetitive given the earlier joke about "Anybody want a peanut?"

[AntiCitizenX]

@narcloft

lol... good point. Still, I would have forgiven you and laughed anyway. :)

[BohemianTonks89]

Wow! Giants AND six-fingered men!? I'm now convinced Florin and Guilder were in America...

[AcanLord]

YOUMUSTBUILDADDITIONALPYLONS.

YOUREQUIREMOARVESPINEGAS.

[moreopiumplz]

so....where DID those bones go?

[ratholin]

@moreopiumplz We sold them to the chinese who ground them down and snorted them as an aphrodesiac.

[stinkpuppyohno]

yaaaaa, your adopted. hahah i always love your vids keep it up

[JackWisps]

I like how the giants are found all over the world, and the 'fact' that they discover them is able to get into the newspapers just fine, but then the remains always vanish. It's like a conspiracy led by extremely slow to react people...

"sir, Jim thinks he knows where to find some giant skeletons. Should we stop him?"

"Naw, he'll never find them"

*later*

"Sir, he found some and is going to the press with it!"

"psh, not like they'll actually publish it..."

*much later*

"ok, steal the remains..."

[sirnlawson]

@JackWisps

".....And put them in that cave in Nevada. The one with all the bat crap in it. They won't find them there."

[Ansonidak]

Conspiracies everywhare!

[Theoriginal8ball]

Had a crap work day, this cheered me up, it's laugh out loud stuff. The only sad things is that most of these people believe this stuff.

[ledzeppie]

"You must construct additional pylons"

This actually made me lol

[Fabsun]

How the hell can creationists claim that evolution does not happen using the argument that there are no transitional forms in the fossil record (WRONG!) and then claim that giants actually existed? With no physical evidence whatsoever?!

[abassett22]

no one ever talks about the giant midgets that plague our world, invading every aspect of day to day life un-noticed, blending in with all the normal humans... its disgusting.

[Brianswers]

I'm a red headed giant. I find your lack of belief in me disturbing. :P

[SeekerFromAA]

Oh boy... this was really excellent. Gave me several LOLs

Your timing was spot-on with this one.

You gave the "no bones, how convenient" remark at the exact same time I was saying so. So far, that original "movie" looks like giant baloney to me.

[Spetsop]

Giants still exist to this day too!!! They simply have disguised themselves amongs the general public... I think the most famous one is the Green Giant who delivers fresh and frozen produce to people every day!

[backspace1904]

man i want to see the girl finch again!!!!

[Slipppppers]

I love you guys.

[nyarlotep]

Look what you Finches have done! Now you will have the ginger community after you!

[jmosler9]

additional pylons.. holy crap thats funny.

[325982668]

the protoss joke made me fall over, fucking brilliant

[diraska]

@325982668

Yeah, that one was freaking great!

[Shigren]

woah woah woah! So.... Goliath picked up the Ark of the covanant and just marched it back to the Philistines? I do recall a story in the bible where holy men were carrying the ark and they stumbled so a man on the sidelines jumped in and tried to lend a hand but he DIED because he wasn't ordained to carry the ark.

How the fuck did goliath touch the ark without dying? That is a huge contradiction right there.

[myteethareshiny]

@Shigren Are you questioning the red-headed giant conspiracy theory? You sir, are closed-minded. This stuff is totally real. The only reason they can't prove it is because all the supposed evidence vanished without a trace. Somebody must have destroyed all the evidence. I think it was aliens.

[Shigren]

@myteethareshiny Oh yes that must be it! Thank you, you have opened my eyes and I shall now walk the path of the red headed giant prophets. No longer shall i need these pesky clothes, my red hair shall bare witness to all!

[myteethareshiny]

@Shigren Good. Walk well, my child.

LOL

[CliffStamp]

@myteethareshiny Red haired aliens?

[myteethareshiny]

@CliffStamp Yes. Hadn't you heard? Where have you been?

LOL

[CliffStamp]

@myteethareshiny Hanging with Sarah Winnemucca.

[myteethareshiny]

@CliffStamp Well then you should know all about it! LOL

[CliffStamp]

@myteethareshiny We were too busy barbecuing Bigfoot, he was in the cave next door.

[CliffStamp]

@Shigren He covered it first with a Shamwow!

[myteethareshiny]

@CliffStamp Hey! Bigfoot was a friend of my brother's! You bastard!

LOL

[CliffStamp]

@myteethareshiny No worries, I am pretty sure there is some still left if your brother wants it, we were fairly full after having just grilled the Loch Ness Monster the day before.

[myteethareshiny]

@CliffStamp The Loch Ness Monster!? That bastard owes me $3.50! Now I'll never get that back...

[CliffStamp]

@myteethareshiny No worries, Professor Chaos bought out all of his debts.

[Moussyed]

Is the verse at the beginning actually saying God had sons other than Jesus?

[R3APER24]

I thought science says people were much shorter than people nowadays ><

[crackerkiller89]

Freaking awesome, thank you.

[EntinludeX]

The consequences will never be the same!

Gold and silver! Silver and GOLD!!!

[Widgetas]

I think it sounds more like Bernard Hill than Ian Holm. So nergh.

[CiphersSon]

lmfo "red headed giant conspiracy" O internet you never cease to amaze me in all things fail.

I love you alls videos keep them coming :-)

[raythetse]

"You must construct additional pylons..."  Barely more than a week til SC2 woot!

[BaileysBeads]

Lol Starcraft reference.

[koolaidman]

Hagrid NOOOOOOOOOO hahahahahahahahaha xD

[TomMSTie]

"An author who has sold over fifteen-million books..."

So? Popular doesn't mean right. How many copies of Twilight have been sold world wide? That doesn't mean there are actual sissy, sparkly vampires.

[jonbob0008]

Can't let the world know about the red-haired giants! If the world found out about that, there would be mass hysteria...for some reason...

[vicepresidentfru1tly]

Yes! I almost forgot how awesome the finches are! Great episode!

[AntiCitizenX]

"Couldn't swing a cat without hitting some giant's ass-bone." 

Very classic! :D

[GoblinXXX]

"Couldn't swing a cat without hittin' some giant's ass-bone!"

[freedom0speech]

We have an R.G.C. on our hands boys!

[Xinadium]

I missed you guys :')

[zendragon333]

I used to live in Winnemucca, NV, yes the name is not made up. And there is a legend of the red haired giants. The "explanation" for them in the area is that they were descendants of vikings from the north east who had come into the area at some point. But anyway. :P

[spikesmth]

Additional Pylons!!!!!

[toxickatie]

Yay!! More finch videos!

"Arg! You hit me in the eye with a tomato!"

[grendelee]

So i guess im part of the conspiracy, since im a redhaired giant. NOTHING TO SEE HERE PEOPLE. MOVE ALONG! psst hey guys, how did we steal 60 giant corpses, but let a youtube video get past us?FUCK!

[freethinker923]

fart rainbows...lol

[martinteel]

just way to many funny parts to quote....nicely done

[BathTubNZ]

That really does sound like Ian Holm, I am shocked I can't see this listed on IMDB!

[Akatam0t0ma]

LOL@"You must construct additional pylons"! xD

You're getting better and better, Finches buddies! Keep it up!

[BohemianBlasphemy]

Wait a minute... some years ago, Carrot Top was a wimpy looking ginger, and suddenly grew muscular and huge! In fact, isn't he getting bigger and bigger?

[hgryphon]

He's got a point... All the real problems in this world are caused by aliens, bigfoot, and redheads.

[BohemianBlasphemy]

6:48

"He went into the isolated cave looking for bat guano, but instead he found something very different: Batshit!"

[Elitistb616]

Why did the biblical people consider killing a man with a sling to be a miracle? They'd been used for killing people and animals thousands of years before Goliath supposedly even existed.

it would be like me thinking it a miracle that Indiana Jones killed a sword wielding guy with a gun. It's funny, but I definitely wouldn't call it miraculous as I'd seen it done a hundred times before.

[Elitistb616]

I like how they mix theologies. They talk about the global flood, and what do they use to back up their theology?  Greek theology about the Titans. Which does NOT mention a global flood.

[bushputz]

So if everybody was finding giants ALL OVER THE WORLD:

A) where are all the remains from those finds?

B) where are the published peer reviewed articles?

C) why aren't people finding giants today?

Conspiracy to cover up the giants? You mean to tell me that not one of those archeologists was a fundy fool Christian who would give his left nut to find evidence backing the biblical giant BS?

Sheesh...

[digitised]

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

[flamablesteve]

OMG.

8 feet is not giant.

Its just a genetic growth disorder. People grow that big occasionally.

[BohemianBlasphemy]

@flamablesteve

But are they also... redheads?!

Dun dun dun!...

[BohemianBlasphemy]

3:28 That's the smallest giant I've ever seen.

[GoblinXXX]

@BohemianBlasphemy The rare PYGMY giant! Very dangerous!

[barkatthemoon6]

A lot of the clippings displayed said seven feet tall. I would hardly call that giant. I know a few people that are about seven feet tall. Then the writings of some woman whose name was either not mentioned or I missed it altogether mentioned that they ate the dead. So what? Lots of old cultures did that. Some Polynesian, African, and Mesoamerican tribes cannibalised in ancient times, so that really doesn't matter.

And I laughed so hard at the pylons thing XD. So funny.

[flamablesteve]

LMFAO at 'You must construct additional pylons.'

I love you more than ever now.

[Cyrathil]

I am personally going to take a page out these people's playbooks: "Those giants are clearly faked! It's a pig!"

[shockferret]

Ginger giants have no souls.

[thedarwinfinches]

@shockferret we almost made a similar joke in the video. :)

[WeFalDwnButWeGetBkUp]

@thedarwinfinches If your so confident with this bullshit? Why is it not a response to my documentary about giants i been working on? coz all you do is satanicly mock looool

its hilarious lol

U AINT GOT SHIT ON MY 5 CHAPTER SERIES

[himethisisme]

Pylons. 8 more days and I cannot wait.

[GallusSapien]

@himethisisme STOP SAYING HOW LONG IT TAKES TO COME OUT!!!

...going crazy....,.

[himethisisme]

@GallusSapien I apologize. I guess since I'm in the beta I have it pretty good, but it goes offline tomorrow night and that means I'll be one week in withdrawl. Not looking forward to it. D:

[tercerocojon]

loltastic

[PinkProgram]

Why don't they just ultrasound the mounds? Oh and laughing at the protoss reference :D

[flamablesteve]

@PinkProgram Satan would block the sound waves from passing through the stone.

DUH.

[GallusSapien]

"You must construct additional pylons"

OMFG you read my mind! lolol

[gamingsoul11]

Finches FTW!

[BohemianBlasphemy]

@gamingsoul11

FTW indeed. They are cool, funny, and they look delicious.