Shit ASU Students Say

[IamAlly90]

XD fucking Blackboard. And I love watching people freak out at the lightrail ticket machine.

[taylor0367]

Lol this is why I go to NAU.

[Sus0510]

Funny when he stumbles in the light rail. Ha

[CyclingAZ]

Nothing about the line to get in the Vue on a friday night??

[jakosports]

What was the song at the end

[noahfindling]

@jakosports pass the parm by parker king....look up the music video on youtube

[patback45]

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BIKE!?!?

[EnvyNumber3]

LifeAccordingToJimmy is way better than this

[N8iveKutie]

I totally do the whole "Are the lectures on Blackboard yet?" thing!!!!

[Nick3Nrm]

We were on Tosh.

[MRincorperated]

hahahaha this is spot on

[TheGuym619]

"I wanted to go to a party school but i didnt get in to San Diego State" LMAO

[thaduuuuudde]

Robbie Fox's later? BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT!!! hahahahahah

[dalllly11]

what is the name of the song at the end, anybody know? :)

[noahfindling]

@dalllly11 Pass The Parm by Parker King...

[coltron32]

hahaha that polytech joke was the best

[bigtomtom24]

Fuck you, Youtube. Arresting our bandwith if we watch more than 1 video. Piece of shit service. I can't wait until the true copyright owners sue you out of business, you piece of shit fraud.

[TheArizonaGurl]

@combinownage It's in the Honors Building

[xtina1717]

lol EVERYONE really does say that Barrett looks like Hogwarts

[flamtaptht]

hahahahahaha, "yo manzy is scary as shit."

[dabeaver1234]

I think I'm going to get frat hard in Chinese on my rib cage

[deadmanairsoft]

ASU ASU ASU!!!!

[SoCalSunShine69]

Haha love the SDSU reference! Everyone wants to party with us :)

[zachspurplekink]

whats she saying at 0:38 ?

[imdaddy16]

@zachspurplekink she said "oh my god, its my big!"

[PureBlackPunk]

@zachspurplekink its my bank!

[JohnnyGstar19]

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BIKE?!

[KYRM09]

I left Vista and woke up on Palm Walk

[Adrienne69ish]

Im fiiiiinnneee...hahaha

[sschmeekie93]

hhahaha gotta love them sun devilsss

[TravisDenney24]

Heard this kid died the next day......from drowning in pussy.

[isabunny101]

i wanna goto asu wehn im older all my siblings did so wateva

[estheem]

BALL SO HARD UNIVERSITY!!!

[ROFLFOSHO]

Amazing!

[Sicksen]

So awesom.e

[souljin2984]

This sucks.

[DubJello]

Penis

[KYRM09]

light rail is perfect

[MyUniverseMusic]

lol i saw this on the news.

[israelea]

"I think I'm gonna get Frat hard in chinese on my rib cage"

[zucchini2007]

LAME

[m4tiger12]

funny how CBS exploited this video based on the idea that it was giving ASU a bad wrap. All it did was provoke the problem haha good video.

[ramzyi9]

LOL nice... but wat u need to do is make a video about the FEMA Camps..,..

[CIERRASUICIDE]

Ah, website's down again ASUsual..

[xxxCrazy4TVxxx]

This is AMAZING & I LOVE that it made the news! :)

[ilovepizza38]

Same here lol|  V

[AlisoNicole16]

going to get a lot more views cause of CBS. yupp.

[kyussfan6]

You know, I have never been a college freak (wearing ASU shirts, putting stickers on my cars) but this makes me want to go to ASU even more now. Polytechnic campus is where im going. You better know where that fucking is >:)

[MalekP9]

that girl looks like sabrina the teenage witch

[mikeaz77]

I graduated from ASU and not matter what anyone says, the video is spot on in describing the mindsets of a great majority of the student body here. the school was voted a party school by playboy for a reason....if you like hot bodies, great parties and a decent education - this is your school

[ItzEdgar23]

CBS brought me here...

[ImAndrewFarris]

lol i can't wait to go here

[ironicmindstate]

Slow news cycle, eh?

[ironicmindstate]

Slow news cycle, eh?

[ironicmindstate]

slow news cycle, eh?

[ImAndrewFarris]

lol

[raegan99elaina99]

This is just their way of handling their los of the terrirorial cup. GO CATS!!!!!!

[NahmTalkinBout]

Thats funny its on CBS 5 news



[LeoFBGM]

@NahmTalkinBout lol thats why im here

[bulletsxdame]

This is true, no one goes to West...Not even me.

[BraunwynWalsh]

Hey PetersFamilyTV...You must go to UofA because you can't spell worth shit!

[PureBlackPunk]

this made the news hahahaha

[discrunkshawty]

The 31 people who disliked this must be UofA kitties

[PetersFamilyTV]

I feel bad 4 the skool!!! NNNNOOOOOOTTTTTTTT GO CATS!!!!

[discrunkshawty]

LOL!! This is so true!! I liked the bicycle scene!

[Shanebabys]

I think students everywhere hate Blackboard lol

[sarbearpearshmare]

@Shanebabys Fuck. Blackboard.

[dancer13003]

Don't worry, I can't ever find my bike either. (:

[Arthuryu1]

Itz gunna be on CBS

[brianvhm]

U of A people love this.



[JStempelMusic]

only watched this cuz i saw it on the news. really not funny at all. are all asu students that ugly? bear down

[TLP3424]

Ha! Cant go to ASU without hearing every single one of those at least once. Classic.

[dakotaholbrooks]

lmao this shit is hilarious and its definitely not giving ASU students a bad rep. shut up and laugh!

[sbishop846]

@ggreplays whats wrong with ASU is the same at any school, they enroll dumb ass students who say dumb ass things.... seriously though where is the poly Tech building?

[TheArizonaGurl]

This made me laugh...Good job on the vid

[79lakers]

haha i wanted to go to a party school but didnt get into to san diego state...

[DRaMa2189]

"Where's the polytechnic building? What?" Haha only ASU students should get that one.

[kyussfan6]

@DRaMa2189 Going there to get my av job going. ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­fffuckyha!

[DRaMa2189]

I just saw the girl today lol

[iJawsh]

i've literally said like half of these things.

[Hajj628]

thank god i got the hell out of arizona...

[alkoshniya]

Ball so hard university!!! Lets go!

[azstars0303]

@cherryvixxen yeah, you clearly don't have friends

[QueenofNevada]

hahahaha! I lived at Hassy!...

[baseball123kid123]

That girls hot!

[skrinklebaby]

24 UofA people watched this

[bballguy01]

@skrinklebaby why would they dislike this?

[erinclark1985]

bahahaha omg sooo true and funny

[kmal2013]

I love Noah on the light rail. Great Job old friends, Commando Bot 4 and I agree, you did us proud.

[danitonfen13]

HABOOB.

XD

[jamfoxs]

LETS GET WASTED!!!

[gellybelly808]

CHEE!!! ASU fa liiiiiife! :P this if freakin hilarious. & WHO sings that song at the end???

[GabrielleCastilloo]

@gellybelly808 Pass the Parm - Parker King. That's also on YouTube.

[alisally]

this makes me sad to be an ASU student.

[Idontfcare]

@alisally agreed. 

[SwaggerWagon123]

BEAR DOWN GO CATS

[SwaggerWagon123]

aswho?

[Dem0nz890]

i dont know where asu is but this shit funny as hell

[SomeWriterGuy]

Well you just singlehandedly ruined the image of ASU and made San Diego State that much better. Congratulations.

[13LAXca]

glad i'm going to sdsu next year lol

[ANeonTiger]

Walked past that exact sign at 1:33 and laughed a little to myself.

[noahfindling]

Hey this is Noah Findling if you want to see more funny videos, check out the Big eFIN DEAL on youtube. Also like Devils Chowda on facebook and follow us on twitter at @DevilsChowda.

[novanut35]

@jamsterboi123 pass the parm by parker king

[jamsterboi123]

What song is played at the end?

[TheIdkmybfflexy]

DUMBEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN

[MiralGS]

haha I love it... "Where's the Polytechnic building?" "WHAT"

[SilentSeraph3]

COM MAJOR!!!

[carlyportnoy]

what the heck! who would disklike this

[fersuremaybe1331]

omg I sucked this guys dick lmfao

[AZusos]

surprised there was no mention of old town scottsdale or more about mill ave besides robbie fox's. also, can't forget about sleeping around any of the libraries or the bottom of the MU haha.

[KneeDeepInTheNext]

No need for words, the part on the light rail is perfectly spot on

[ashfaqmia]

great one! but you definitely missed out one thing: the number of OHHHHHH MYYYY GOOOOD (god) that you hear from the girls especially sorority chicks. its annoying!!!!!!

[trp27]

stupid asu losers

[madman3247]

Maybe half of these things have ever been seriously said by anyone.....maybe.....

[mca8690]

@madman3247 you've clearly never attended Arizona State

[madman3247]

@mca8690 raised in AZ, graduated from ASU.....you clearly don't pay attention in life : )

[tennisgirlGHA]

@madman3247 Ive heard almost all of this around campus! Either by people I know...or just overheard!

[madman3247]

@tennisgirlGHA I doubt it, there are more intellectual people at ASU than people care to admit or notice. The few and rare oddities, such as the people being portrayed in this video, are just the loudest so people think they're everywhere. If you are constantly hearing this, perhaps its time to relocate your life to places around ASU where you're not exposed to stupidity.

[Idontfcare]

@madman3247 good to see one of the few smart people at ASU come on here and let people know it's not filled with all dumbasses.

[JiggyWilson]

This is entirely too accurate...

[swacey221]

omg dat gurL is SMOKKKKIN she must be sooooo kewl wish she was my BFF....... RJz ROOOOOOL

[shaneymane15]

I'm glad I dont live on campus anymore.

[desertdude1234]

HAHAHAHA WHERE'S THE POLYTECHNIC BUILDING

[breakdance92]

LETS GET WASTED!

[shanep35]

i couldn't understand 1 word that cock sucker said

[camillesabino]

typical ASU kids basically talking about partying and drinking.

[FutureFrontLA]

frat hard in chinese rofl

[theKIDjWAL]

ha my dude clay rockin shit. i see you homie

[khuongla1960]

zzx...just woke oup...thirsty boldly!

milky good for what?

let we us babes suck Ya all well, hee hee

[ggreplays]

This video is everything that is wrong with ASU

[carlystarly]

This should be the orientation video!

[idkjimmy]

16 people got their bikes stolen

[thehobbit2001]

win or lose, we always booze

[musicbypace]

This sums up the reason why my own school makes me feel embarrassed to attend it.

[ANeonTiger]

@musicbypace FYAA/SYAA > this video

[cherryvixxen]

I seriously have no idea what Viewsdays/Vuesdays is, and I go to ASU. Apparently I'm just not social

[ANeonTiger]

@cherryvixxen Or you're just lucky enough to not know douches that get drunk on Tuesdays.

[rcbthreee]

@cherryvixxen the vue is off campus student living and people party there all the time and tuesdays is one of their signature party days

[jessicajewelvg]

@cherryvixxen Same here. I'm a senior and I don't know wtf Viewsdays is.

[imdaddy16]

@jessicajewelvg the Vue is known for its parties on Tuesdays, aka Vuesdays.

[mwallis69]

freshmen.

[breakdance92]

This is the best video ever! I have lost my bike in that same spot!!!

[ali23709]

best part: ya this place does look like hogwarts, his face! hahahaa

[cyclenfilm]

this video sums up why I went to NAU

[xcvx16]

@cyclenfilm ooooh, good move. At least NAU fits in now that beards, mustaches and flannel are popular again.

[SunDevil1984]

@cyclenfilm Yep, no douchebros go to NAU. Nope, not a single one, only ASU has them. Smart move bra.

[cyclenfilm]

@SunDevil1984 I'd choose Flagstaff over Tempe or Tucson any day. enjoy your video games n beerbongs, i'm cool with my snowboardin and tree smokin

[ANeonTiger]

@cyclenfilm Yeah it sucks that weed doesn't exist in Tempe and we can't drive up there when we want to board.... oh wait.

[lacrosseb1tc4]

@cyclenfilm Ohhhh you mean "Not A University" I hear they have great programs.

[cyclenfilm]

@lacrosseb1tc4 They do :) the film program at NAU surpasses ASU by a several million dollars. your shitty oversized school graduates business and psych majors on 8 year plans

[BotheredMe]

@cyclenfilm I bet you're majoring in lumber-jacking.

[CamNick23]

LET"S GET WASTED!

[TheMelandMal]

I go to west...

[markuseraccount]

...Where the fuck is my bike?!