I Just Won One Million Pounds And 50 Cheeseburgers! Plus An Update On My Fans IRL Pics.

[RXAlphaWolf]

Smith Smith :D

[whaowman]

Micheal Smith :D :D :D :D :D

[samusaran11]

But what if you were Micheal Smith. 

[Hokieman101]

Wouldn't it be crazy if this was legitimate and if you sent your information to that e-mail address you would actually receive 1 million pounds? That would be hilarious for sure.

[BaguetteHD]

@Hokieman101 If that was the case for me, my concern for what the human race is coming to would be greater than my despair over missing out on this.

[mechamind90]

That is the kind of spammer who tries to enter an e-mail and then his mom walks in so he just rushes and clicks Send.

[Epicsniper3x]

Who would fall for that?

[whaowman]

My father was going to fall for this shit...

[MrMike0113]

Despite the fact that Michael is such a common name, people still spell it incorrectly so very, very often. That's why I use Mike more and more these days. Online I exclusively use Mike.

[MegaHomer999]

Bob Jones?

[youngmyers212]

my name is jon...

[wiktoria98]

I keep on getting those weird e-mails from some old lady who apparently want's to give me one million dollars.

[appleAddict240872]

congratulations. you have been selected to win two iPod Nanos. the first 10000 people also get a free beats by dr dre headphone when they like our facebook page attend the event and give even MORE information about themselves including age:sex:gender:phonenumber:fav­oriterapeposition:and more etcetc.

[blazingsky3746]

congrats you won a cat just send me your name andress and leats favorite form of tourturte thanks

[MrYoshidude100]

@blazingsky3746 name:mrs porn

address: 20 rape street

least fav tortuire : eating 90 chocolate cakes

[zonQe]

Wow. There was so much effort I can do better than they.

Heyi ts george vv bush you won 1m dollras send me yur aage adres phone n whateva cya whitehouse.gov god nbless amerika

[kab000000000000m]

you just won 999977556467567576575457645747­4 pounds of hair just send you house # , when you are sleeping and me ,bob jones will kil.. i mean give your hair

[kab000000000000m]

you just won 999977556467567576575457645747­4 pounds of hair just send you house # , when you are sleeping and me ,bob jones will kil.. i mean give you hair

[Acc0lyte]

John Smith

[finalfantac]

This'd be so funny if the e-mail was actually tellin the truth :P

[Zorlak108]

John Smith? aka The Doctor?

[whoiswhobutwho]

It's fooling someone if they keep sending these fucking things out.

[9Iamthewalrus]

OMG 1 million pounds?!?! Y dident u get it this was an open door to weath !!! Thank you Michal smith

[Deadheartsdie]

In this case, the million pounds is refering to dead weight, and you have to pay money to get this dead weight. Man, these scam videos are pretty funny.

[SevTheRev]

Archfiend farted on 0:24 - 0:27.

Fartfiend?

ArchFart?

[turbogamer25]

15 people were stupid enough to fall for something like this

[SuperORION91]

CONGRATS!

YOU ARE THE WINNER OF ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

PLEASE DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO SEND IN YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WIN ANYTHING...

YOU WILL RECIEVE YOUR PRIZE IN NO TIME AT ALL!

HAVE A NICE DAY :)

- SuperORION91

[CorvetteBG]

Congrats, you just won a House Robbery, Send your information below so that we don't rob it, we only want:Address:Household Items:Cheeseburger, rob,Your credit card info, Dont need your:name to rob. Thank you for trusting our unthrusty friend bob, oh and btw i'm john LemmaN.

[BenUNPHASED]

If i send you my details can i have my 50 Cheeseburgers please :-)

[GameMan53]

Michael Smith eh...

[salshasam]

I got one a long time ago, it went like:

Hello My friend. 50 years ago a rich humble kind died and sent his assets to his loyal servant, which is me. I am dying of cancer and I now wish to to send this money to one lucky man in the world. That man is you, I'm requesting some information so I can send you the money, which contains over 1 million dollars. Please send your ID, age, name, security number, etc. Thank you.

[TheBigCross22]

its a joke asshole its just a joke get over it

[Linkintownkar]

Didn't they test that spam before... they released' it?>

Epic! that was very funny! :)

[ruberbandman9]

I have a Gmail account and it separates spam from my e-mails.

[LostFaithChoi]

I only get generic ones like "Congratulations, you won". How the hell do you guys get those?

[MCRisextremelygood]

Hey Archfiend, do you ever reply to these spam things? Not with your real information, but with fake information? With prank names like Hugh G. Rection or Seamore Butts, I do sometimes.

[salshasam]

@MCRisextremelygood lol that sounds like a GREAT idea, next time I get spam imma doing that

[killerx9009]

More common name = bob johnson

[Jack0fDiamonds]

United Kingdom form of currency? You assume? Paha, you are such a fucking moron.

[SuperGermany77]

Of course you're meant to assume it Britain's currency, what the fuck else would it be?... A million pounds of lard? That's the most arrogant thing I've ever heard. Jesus christ. If it said a million Euros, would you assume its a million European countries (because that's equally stupid.) I should hope not.

[LostFaithChoi]

@SuperGermany77 A million pounds of another bizarre spam mails.

[SADXRULZ]

Well, at least his name wasn't John Smith...Also, that could have been 1 Million Pounds of Cocaine...

[IamNotChristian]

lol john smith

[Tinymclean]

More common you ask, well prepare to be baffled, JOHN SMITH

[Poobuuh]

it was .cn, 'nuff said.

[TheBallsmaster]

I lol'd at cake farts annotation

[migs321]

haha

[ironmanACDC123]

one spam message said i won a Lamborghini (im 14)

[Zeon707]

Well did you get your Million pounds?

[IXLuvXToXEat]

@Zeon707

Yeah,he also got a Buggati Veyron 16.4 :)

[Zeon707]

@IXLuvXToXEat Woo!

[KiteNamikaze]

"And who out there would be stupid enough to fall for this?!"

...

90% of the people on the internet that are actually kids...?

[Potpan0]

I don't know about America, but in England we get quite a bit of these sort of letters through the post. It'll say, 'You have either won £100,000 or a brand new car. Just send this letter back to us or phone up...'

So, we thought, 'It's free, may's well send it back. It has been ages and we never got an email.'

You also always see on the news (about 5-6 times a year) about OAP's loosing their house and 'how can these people do this!?'. If the OAP wasn't so stupid, they wouldn't loose the money.'

[DanteForever20XX]

This ALMOST makes me want to start reading my spam emails...but no. I mean this was fucking funny, but sorry, I'll continue to just delete them instantly. The hope of finding a scam email this ridiculously dumb (to make it funny) is just too slim a hope for me to start opening the spam emails.

[MIDNAq1LINK]

Some guy emailed me: "GIVE ME YOUR PHONE I GIVE YOU 25M WORTH OF DIAMONS."

Not kidding, that was the email.

[kittylover272]

omg turn on captions!!! XD

[DarkOps065]

ROFL turn the captions on.

[plowfic]

lol bob jones

[DoingThingsAlone]

I always get this one. (Reply if you see it to) CONGRATS! YOU ARE THE 999,999 VISITOR! THIS IS NOT A JOKE!

Umm...yeah its a fucking joke! I see it on every website! How come i happen to be the 999,999 visitor on 30 different websites? It's bull sh*t what people spam :P

[bastardrian]

I mailed Michael Smith and gained one million pounds in cheeseburgers. win

[catman8484]

I got an e-mail from someone saing they were a women stuck in the hospital and she could only get out if i sent her money.

[hobodude68]

More generic name: Bob.

[eba1997]

I actually got a email asking if I wanted free viagra...didn't get it, though.

[Knk082]

I met a Nigerian guy who was disguising himself as a 29 year old American woman. He was offering 2.5 million dollars. He gave a sob story trying to convince me to take the bait, but I didn't fall for it.

[BlackoutOmega]

Congrats... You have one a copy of Sperm Drippers 3 Starring Ron Jeremy. Please send me your credit card number so I can buy a bunch of shit and not send you the porno.

[CecoBg3]

for some reason I very very VERY rarely get spam message's that say "you have one this do this to collect your prize" and yea I wonder who would fall for this bullshit

[Vyse195]

i had a friend back in high school whos named was John Smith

[Misteryman94]

If I were a hacker I would send that bastard a e-mail virus.

[grettagrids]

I do and have:) I am a scambaiter and LOVE nailing these assholes.

[xSimplyMagical]

Glad I'm not the only one who finds joy in fucking with these guys. They are so damn stupid you can carry on with them for like six emails until they realize they aren't getting anything.

[HomocidalCanineK9]

Yes, Michael is the most popular AMERICAN first name. He's clearly British. So it isn't generic at all!!!

[Aetoms]

On facebook my friend keeps sending videos saying (Check this out - is this you?) and one of her friends responds with "FUCK STOP!!!" She said its a hacker

[SemiRagingM8]

It's prolly a hacker.

[Marine112672]

I also hate those messages saying i'm gonna kill you, or someoen else or a ghost is gonna kill you. The

idiots that write these probably aim for younger kids like 5-10.

[BlackoutOmega]

I got one of those when I was 8 and I didn't fall for it.

[Marine112672]

Yeah, but quite a lot of kids are stupid and they fall for it. Then the next day you talk to them and they say, "oh yeah i know thats spam i just had nothing better to do."

[Leaffaninalberta]

I think John is the most common american name actually

[ar061788]

who are you calling dumb;p

[BuckFastZombie]

I work for a company that deals with fraudulent claims for stuff like this. Your stuffed if you have actually gave them your details willingly. And there are TONS of people who fall for stuff far less obvious than this, you would be surprises. Not always elderly/senile, or anyone who appears stupid over the phone. Some people get really excited about stuff like this, they think it cant really be a scam, so I will send my details and "just see what happens". they get robbes. Thats what happens...

[NoYoid77]

@ 4:47, he wipes away the water from his eyes.

[david96888]

Hello TheArchfiend. You have won 1 million dollars. Please message me your social security number and you will receive your 1 million.

Sincerely, Jose Lopez.

JK LOL!!!

[arnoldscat]

congrats u just won 547236589526596523469438965968­9458 pounds just send me ur stuff and i will come to your house and rape- i mean give you your money.

[NewEraOutlaw]

Oh damn. Now I have some serious burger cravings here. Great vid, by the way. I know if I ever uploaded one on these scammers, it's be a lot less....dignified. More F-bombs than a George Carlin performance.

[KingdomCarts]

Awesome - can I borrow 50 pounds of cheeseburgers? Gotta feed the Bores.

[bigwooderection]

I look talk granberries BITCHES!!!!

[zukorules111]

I once got one that said that if I didn't forward it evil bunnies would eat my genitals....My gentitals are still un-eaten...I never forwarded it

[TheCommanderNZ]

Oh yeah, Wheres your fake ass diploma gone that was on the wall?

[TheArchfiend]

I threw that shit out. That lie had run it's course long enough.

[TheCommanderNZ]

What will get out of your next cereal box?

[TheArchfiend]

A "Father of the Year" award.

That is going to take some convincing on my part to pull that off as I have no kids.

[TheCommanderNZ]

Hey, you had that fake diploma remember.

You could always adopt a child like the movie stars do and use it as a fashion accessory. :)

[iscrewy]

@TheArchfiend

So you lied in your spongebob video!

[colouredbills]

@TheArchfiend Thank God.

[itstheit]

A-ha... so it isn't just me getting these letters...

[cripplehawk]

I get emails saying I won a Russian Bride.

[RemoveCarefully]

If these would be real, I'd be richer than Bill Gates.

[TheKGamer08]

Michael Smith is an analyst on ESPN, actually.

[Chibekoe]

Unfortunately, a ton of people actually do fall for that shit, no matter how unconvincing it looks.

[lethalispro]

i get spam emails all the time, very often it's about penis enlargment.. but how do they know i need it??????? they must be watching me :-|

[TheCommanderNZ]

£1,200,000.00 Pounds has been Awarded to you, Send Below your: Names,Age,Country,Sex,Tel,Occu­pation

[TheArchfiend]

No colon after "names" or "age".

FAIL!

[TheCommanderNZ]

I'm only posting all the spam as I get it in my inbox, as I reckon I get more than you do.

[Jameslikecrazyfan]

lol

[hellblazer116]

so your saying i wont be getting my 1 million pounds

[TheArchfiend]

Possibly. but I am sending all my information anyway.

[GODincarnet]

John smith in england ^_^ since ur using pounds lol

[StAnger1xD]

Great one, Arch. Usually I get shitload of spam provided by e-mail provider (just because it's free). Those emails may contain viruses (obvious .exe files), or simply misleading title (still, I open that shit up to get a good laugh, but all I get is a bunch of ads for shops).

But indeed, that spam is just cheap, I have seen much better concepts and much realistic spam (like it would be a real corporation).

[DEATHlSONMYSIDE]

i thought it was "john smith" little touch lol

[Libratarot]

That is what I was thinking - How Lazy!! I just delete emails but a couple of years ago I did get an email from my bank and out of character for me (normally I do not click on links I type them in at the top) but I was lazy that day and clicked the link. It brought up the normal login page and everything looked legit till I glanced up at the URL and it was something about gardening. I took a screen capture printed it 'X' out of the page and gave the printed out page to my bank manager.

[BeRad117]

Well... At least that one was entertaining unlike the stupid and ever so repetitive...

"PM me and I'll send you a free Lockerz invite" Crap.

I mean, I have never used or been on Lockerz and don't want to, but I have heard from trusted friends that it is pretty cool. Yet I think its kind of freaky how every one seems to leave comments about it like every one wants own one. I've heard that it basically pays you points to buy stuff by answering stupid questions like "what's better Coke or Pepsi?"

[RaCFACiT]

"Didn't anyone test this spam before they released it?"

That was funny, Archfiend.

[BrotherhoodOfSteelz]

John Smith. I win.

[bookittty182]

that is the worst spam email I have ever seen!!!

[SteveMiKr]

I have like 30 pm like that one in my mail...but they say that i won about 6 mil...

[TheKholdOne]

I've gotten one that I remember VIVIDLY from a while back, only the subject line of course: "Get an OmniPotent PORKSWORD today!" That may be paraphrasing a little, but that's pretty much the exact punctuation.

It's like they're not even trying anymore!...Then again, porksword sounds somehow..convincing.

[irocz0r]

Five stars for cake farts, best website ever.

[TheArchfiend]

Indeed.

[TheArchfiend]

Yes.

[TheArchfiend]

I was big into raep. I think it's a side effect.

[HolyWtfftw]

are you using yahoo because thats the site that i check my email

[TJSurgery]

Dude, that guy's gonna get beat up in a fuckin' alley.

[TheArchfiend]

He's going to get beat up just for having a bald spot.

[uppermanxx]

I think the Ed's from Ed, Edd n Eddy(not including Double d)

would fall for this spam letter except we'd replace pounds, with JAWBREAKERS!!

[Hulavuta]

Yeah true, I know like 7 Michael Smiths. And ETC. was the stupidest thing they wrote and the first stupid thing I noticed.

[Croclack]

I Know What Kind Of Dipshit Would Write That

[ChaosBladewing]

Oddly enough, I knew someone named Michael Smith in Kindergarden... still have the yearbook for proof.

Also, it only takes one to make it big in the con world Archfiend.

[baller3496]

who cares

[ChaosBladewing]

how the hell should I know who does and does not care?

Its a youtube comment, usually people just read it and move on, or reply only if there was actually something worth while to add to it.

I must admit though, you are the first one to respond with a stupid question like this.

[H1StsUNi25]

After seeing this I now wanna create a fully authentic looking spam email XD.

[firebark]

i replied to this I'm now millonaire!!!

[juggleboy360]

Your eyes are watering. Just thought I'd say that. Bet I'm not the first to say it either:P

[MrPink4tw]

Loser :)

[importenmypcis]

Trust me my father would fall for this -_-

[TheArchfiend]

Can I have his e-mail address plz?

[CloudNine9136]

I had an email very similar to the one in your video sent to me about a year ago, and its incredible how thick some of these people are, they actually think that people will willingly send their private details to such an obscure/unknown address without even thinking about what they are doing. To be be honest, if they fall for this type of scam they deserve everything they get.

[Nogard229]

Archfiend, you fool. It wasn't a scheme.

[TheArchfiend]

:-'(

[BrotherhoodOfSteelz]

@TheArchfiend Nice 3rdRateGamer reference.

[Dennoman2007]

As far as spam e-mails go, you shouldn't be happy about the one million pounds, you should be happy with all the penis enlargement operations and vicodin that'll pay you.

[ExianProductions]

I got something like this, but it was 100,000 dollars and LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL his name was John Smith...

[VKGchaos]

congratulations TheArchfiend, you have just won 10 million dollars.

To claim your prize please Email me your credit card number

[MoMember88]

"What were they thinking!" "Did they even test this peice of shit?" Great vid Arch i hate god damm spam e mails.... Though i never get the ones that are like "Enlarge your penis" So at least they know i dont need that shit

[gaminggoddess85]

I get the "enlarge your penis" ones all the time... and I'm a woman =_=

[MoMember88]

Hahah Phail big time unless they know somthing you dont? lets hope not for all our sake

[everysnakesdream22]

@gaminggoddess85 XD

[AArionWongerman]

Archfiend!

You won a one million pound Micheal Smith!

[anhdillion]

Good to know ...

[fratdogs]

uhm micheal w smith is a christian singer/performer

[YouDaveyTube]

that's like the laziest wannabe-scammer ever dude!

Annnnd: most grammar fails are easy to spot, but wth! You just knew about the same as my teachers. (and ment like a compliment, not to try to embarras you or something)

nice =D

[AGentertainment]

Mr. Smith... from the internet.... the matrix....

[TheCommanderNZ]

By Getting Your Medications From Our Online Canadian Pharmacy You Can Really Save

Take A Look At Our Wide Selection Of Medications Now At Low Canadian Prices

[TheArchfiend]

I like how your comment is getting thumbed down like it is actual spam.

Oh wait, maybe its just getting thumbed down because you smell.

A bad smell.

[gaminggoddess85]

I get those Canadian pharmacy spams too. And spams for cheap Rolex knockoffs and designer handbag knockoffs. They're really annoying =.=

[yungerrapper]

Uh oh. Wish I saw this before. I trusted Michael, also! Damn. Am I out of a home now?

[TheArchfiend]

By the time finish reading this reply they will have control of even your Internet and computer.

[melikeit23]

i got the wierdest porn mail that was litarly written by someone who's english is like their 3rd or 4th language and it talked alot about big vaginas and showed a picture so i think im scarred for life

[DaveTheUseless]

Dave Wilson is more generic IMO

[TheArchfiend]

Dave Wilson is more useless IMO

[rodrigopacheco12]

what saddens me is that it still works

[lockerzisdabest]

i reply to them and say i live at 123 gofuckurself lol

[justiceiscoming]

James is the most common in the U.S.

[TheArchfiend]

Actually, both Dan and John beat James.

[justiceiscoming]

link?

[scartillery]

I'm 15, and I got one which said.....Congratulations, you have won your mortgage payments for 10 years.

Please send us your bank details and address to get payment now!!

[LokizarroX]

congrats... U R Winnar

[TheArchfiend]

I's am.

[sharinggon456]

VIRUS ALERT!!!!

[Maus5000]

yes.

[Ekmec]

Michael Smith sent me 999,999 pounds. What a phucking ripoff!

[Maus5000]

OMG thats terrible! We gotta do something about this!

[DixonRants]

What a inefficient waste of time to send out spam mail. I mean, it would be efficient to wright them out so they looked more legitimate.

Although sending spam is wrong nevertheless. Both well thought ones, and not so well thought ones.

[TheArchfiend]

I know.  At least give me a witty or entertaining story to read. Like, "Hi, I'm Lucy. My kitty cat needs a liver transplant. I'm just a broke 6 year old and my parents are jobless. Please send me some cash."

Would that not be at least funny to read AND con some idiots out of their money?

[DixonRants]

Yeah. Exactly.

[JakeTheRocker1]

ugh i get spams from facebook so much. there's this group that wants me to join them. and ITS SPANISH. i hope i dont get that michael smith spam shit

[Cavin21]

1 million pounds of cocaine! LMFAO

[HypomaniaMan]

Congrats on your big win!

[TheArchfiend]

ty.