Duke Nukem victim - autopsy

[169Phoenix]

I"VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL

[WLDFLD]

Uh, guys? His head wasn't ripped off.

[MrBaumer8993]

brilliant

[slipknotowns34]

Press 7 for most epic phrase ever!!!

[aaronzack14]

duke nukem was created by the hair growing on a retarded sperm from chuck norris

[negativegamer]

Duke's victim n°32... Is that all?

[RyanOn31]

I hate it when people fucking bitch about duke nukems new game, whoever bitches needs to eat shit and die.

[mrh112]

Good ad, really shows the SHIT game...

[RyanOn31]

@mrh112 Duke Nukem has been around for years, the games are brilliant. I'm pretty sure your review would be out numbered and proven wrong.. even though it does look like prey

[MrMarioKid]

@mrh112 go play black ops then little girl !

[mrh112]

@MrMarioKid

I hate Black Ops, I prefer Battlefield and Team Fortress,

Sorry im a duke nukem fan just as you probably are, but this game was s**t on many levels, its a shame Duke Nukem was involved in it all, based on the tech and the cutting edge stuff they had back in the day im surprised they havent tried to take a stage again with this game and make it what duke nukem is, compared to otehr gaems out this game is rubbish, which wasnt the case with the other duke nukems.

[JCD20071981]

Too bad the game is BALLS, not of steel. Seriously, if you buy it you'll regret it! We in Europe allready tasted his turds, stinking straight for 12 years. Man that game S.U.X. hard.

[EvilDeadFan1995]

@JCD20071981 Everyone I know in Europe loves, it, umad bro? Let people have their own opinions.

[JCD20071981]

@EvilDeadFan1995 If you played this game when it came out, that is '96. You would be dissapointed as well. Looking at you '95 date in username. You are 16, nothing wrong with that, but you are just from another era. You grew up with a Nintendo Gameboy, when i had a recordplayer. It's not the same!

[killat171]

Chuck Norris scoot over and make room for the worlds new BADASS

[concolossus]

@killat171 Chuck Norris just kept his throne warm.

[DemonLordRanmaru]

Duke is a man of his word!

[Anakin8th]

@606Miz the pig cop? :O

[MrVAPproject]

LOL of the genitalia

[mastercheif259]

is the doctor talking Simon Pegg?

[berserkBG]

I saw Chuck Norris cryin' ....

[xearo120]

Duke is so bad ass he is the only one that shits like that

[dannyc184]

0:40 0:53 ull need a good shot to hit the aliens ones!

[JBliaw91]

Why would a man of science actually directly sniff an organic matter of unknown origins?

[chickmcjr]

@JBliaw91 Did you not see that it was victim 32? It's probably a goddamn requirement with aliens now to make sure that Duke did it.

[SharkUnit]

@chickmcjr Now there is 33 :I

[MentalSplatt]

the 31 One people who dislike this have shit down there neck

[MrLew2010]

who dose little oval poos like that?



[EcHoRenegade]

it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum.......and i'm all out of ass

[LAUDENE]

@EcHoRenegade Lol

[TheUnbeholden]

@EcHoRenegade :O LOOOOLL

[Renegade30]

hahaha awesome

[Commando61]

"Smells like . . . . AH! This another one of Duke Nukems . . ."

Damn, straight, baby B/

[morganzy98]

if i had dukes voice i would sit in a corner and talk to myself all day

[daftvampire16]

Aah, I remember that famous one-liner. When swimming underwater and meeting the second boss. And after killing that ugly basterd, I was kinda suprised to actualy see duke shitting down his neck. O_o

[TheStickyfilms]

I cracked up at "I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck"

[thewhitebrazilian]

I smelt it

[Wildboy07]

Looooool 

[Slamus]

There is video artefacts from VHS, DV, Television Antenna, Super 8.... Which camera is it?!!!

[fugor001]

at least you can say he's a man of his word!

[privatedelta9]

So many jares so little time

[minimonXD]

Is that Tim Curry?

[me1648]

you want to touch it dont you

[Unobta1n1um]

Long Live The KING and his sense of homour,

[vulfex]

translation: he got owned in the face!

[MrMunecricket]

this is a win

[SecretLars]

the scary thing is that is the kind of damage I would do to someone I intend to kill!

[DJRexim]

This is a win.

[Chicagofarker]

Looks like Pork and Juicey kibble! Fire up the BBQ for some Alien MEAT!

[propanehns]

hahaha xD

[0Sayok0]

hahaha

[10191927]

June 14th cannot come sooner! I am DYING to play this game! I'm hoping for a break on the street date.

[Zanarus2242]

LOLOLOLOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



[MastaChief345]

gg

[JLaxification]

GOING TO THE LONDON EXPO AND I CANT EVEN FUCKING PLAY THE DUKE??? YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN GAY.

[UnicornPunch]

at 44 seconds he pulls out the bullet with the shell? last time i checked you only shoot out the bullet.

[GunSotsOverMe]

@UnicornPunch Ever since portal 2 stuff shoots the whole thing.

[agile52]

@GunSotsOverMe That's 66% more bullet!

[meanminigunner]

They removed bullet case from the body, ROFL

[Gabrol]

Damn, I love the way Duke Nukem talks, makes me laugh hard

[SilentPhenomed]

PENIS

[angrytigerP]

I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR THROAT AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK

[thatdutchguy89]

lololololol

[TrojanMuzic]

what is so extraordinary about this? him shiiting down someones neck makes him.. cool? Am I the only person not buying this game.. not even downloading it?

[mikeace68]

@TrojanMuzic I guess you never played the original did you? :(

[Testsubject909]

@TrojanMuzic Consider what makes a hero supposed cool nowadays in modern day shooters.

I'd say amputating an alien's genitals by riddling it full of bullets, breaking his organs and bones through brute pummeling force and then tearing it's neck open to take a dump in it (popular move by the way is the teabag, so take that in mind).

I'd say that. Yeah. Shitting down someone's neck would make him scores cooler then any current modern day rough and tough muscly FPS hero.

[rfsent5]

@TrojanMuzic, People don't play Duke to be cool. They play it, because it's funny due to over the top satiricle character. There is humor on different levels in the game. One of Dukes famous lines when he kills an alien, is "I'll rip your head off, and shit down your neck!". So this autopsy video was a joke off of that line which was famous in the original. You'd need the background to get it. So yeah, you are probably the only one not buying the game for that reason you mentioned.

[rfsent5]

I meant, "satirical"

[mrdeathamore]

@TrojanMuzic what's extraordinary? maybe nothing... but I growed up on this game, played it many years ago... so I FREAKIN' LOVE DUKE!!!

[kleber1983]

@TrojanMuzic Naruto´s generation..... You´re too young to understand.

[UNSCxGHOST092790]

@kleber1983 dude i love naruto dont bunch me up with this retard lol.

[captainrembo]

Laughed so hard I almost cried!

[gynsu2000]

12 people had to swallow Duke's shit.

[Devvy996]

@gynsu2000

Duke's so awesome that his gun fires the whole bullet for extra pain.

[HomersIlliad]

@Devvy996 He buys his guns from Cave Johnson.

[CrazypierreOnPs3]

0:42 how did the casing instead of the bullet get in there?

[ExpanderDJ]

Gay Bacos Strips.

[rogan2134]

why no US love gearbox?

[d0rakify]

 #LOL

[Mastif666]

Ouh shit:D

[jordie1892]

Gunshot wounds appear to be concentrated where the genitalia would have been...

[GrimReaperZA]

Hail to the King, baby

[iSuperThinh]

2K Y U EMAIL ME 4

[killerseven007]

Did I hear a little of The prodigy at the end?

[RovdemNarumid]

what is the song at 1:35 ?

[iHoznary]

@RovdemNarumid Invaders must die - Prodigy

[RovdemNarumid]

@iHoznary

thank's dude

[Golemoid]

Always bet on duke!

[motocia]

#FTW  duke knukem

[motocia]

#FTW

[Axlkill]

For Duke, overkill is normal.

[xero545]

awesome VCR effects :D

[PlagaXTifi]

I LOL'D!!!!!!!!!!!

[GUInterface]

These trailers keep getting more and more terrible with each release.

[fmjr10]

10 people never played DOOK NOOKEM XDXDXDXDXD

LOLOLOL THUMBS ME UP GAUIZE IM JUST ANOTHER TYPICCAL YOUTUBER

[fmjr10]

I came here expecting tits

[Sf1TheOne]

well, the head's still there

[GotNibbled]

London* *Game will not be playable here

What the fuck...

[Jonassoe]

And the cause of death?

[TheSlinkyGuyShow]

Hang on one second, why advertise playing the game early in London WHEN IT WON'T BE PLAYABLE?

DOES.NOT.COMPUTE

[burra007]

nine people were alien relatives of the victim

[samus17]

Did I just see the casing of the bullet?

[stevecav1138]

Was that Simon Pegg?

[koomber777]

Not PLayable in the UK? I'll shit down YOUR neck mother fucker.

[rjc0234]

why was there an empty case in the victim?

[cherrypie1994]

@rjc0234 You're not concerned about the shit in the victim?

[rjc0234]

@cherrypie1994

well thats normal for duke.

[hl2oli]

lol corn dog

[babylonastronaut]

and yet he didn't break a broom handle off in his ass.

[Donlawats]

Duke is freakin' crazy O_O!

[Gigstar0]

I want the person who does Dukes voice to follow me around all day and shout one-liners at people all day.

[StealthNull]

@Gigstar0 I think it would be awesome to have John St. John follow any one around shouting one-liners.

[TurboDaytonaZ]

@Gigstar0 His name is Jon St. John and he's a Radio DJ. And for $100 he will say whatever you want in Duke's voice for messages/ringtones ETC.

[alanseventhheaven]

@Gigstar0 You should get the FREE soundboard iphone app then!!! :)

[Melchiah3]

When DUKE shoots, even the calibers pierce the victim... not just the bullets! xD

[MoistGeorge]

E P I C , just like Duke

[Fjallgeirr]

Duke Nukem #FTW xD

[OriginalMkylem]

And that was when Duke wasn't pissed off...

[JakyRedEyes]

@irthunderbird id put my money on duke over chuck, there i said it

[liamisultimate7788]

@irthunderbird chuck norris is duke nukems bitch

[privatedelta9]

So he takes a shit as big as his cigar

[luanswan2002]

What is this I don't even.

[martins2009]

very interesting and original idea for a tailer, bravo to 2k gamesinternational they did a swell job

[william899332]

whats the song name again ?

[spiderwebby11111111]

I love the quick invaders must die sample :)

[digitlecat]

lol

[ty99999returns]

lmfao

[Gforce516]

When he says "I'll rip your head and shit down your neck" he really means it

[Gforce516]

Smells like auuuuuhuhuu.....is this one of Duke Nukem's ? xD

[amodorrao]

Ok, I want to go to Barcelona... but where??! An hotel room, a sex shop...?

[FibrousAcquiescence]

i thought it was a cigar at first. ewwwww.

[smokyPR0]

i wanna know, was it shet? or a mega bullet?!

[PetCemetaryDude]

@smokyPR0 Have you ever played duke nukem 3d? :)

[MoEHooTie]

@smokyPR0 listen to what he says in the end. its shit.

[DytonBrothers]

I thought it was going to be the penis in his nekc at first lol.

[Doctalen]

Why did they put this up and then take it down and then put it up again?

[RafaxEvil]

Makin Bacon!

[NickoRules17]

lol

[titletot]

what the christ

[mylestoby2]

dam it duke