“Or break it,” said Elrond. “Look not too far ahead! But go now with good
hearts! Farewell, and may the blessing of Elves and Men and all Free Folk go
with you. May the stars shine upon your faces!”
Real Elrond is entirely against forcing anybody to stay with the Fellowship. Elrond is against the Lawful Dwarf Gimil. They can walk away at any moment they want, except only Frodo. Elrond wouldn't force Qara to join the party or to stay with them.
Real Elrond from LOTR:''At that moment Elrond came out with Gandalf, and he called the Company to him. “This is my last word,” he said in a low voice. “The Ringbearer is setting out on the Quest of Mount Doom. On him alone is any charge laid; neither to cast away the Ring, nor to deliver it to any servant of the Enemy nor indeed to let any handle it, save members of the Company and the Council, and only then in gravest need. The others go with him as free companions, to help him on hisway''.
@aysileah J.R.R. Tolkien letter to his son Christopher :''My political opinions lean more and more to Anarchy (philosophically understood, meaning the abolition of control not whiskered men with bombs)—or to 'unconstitutional' Monarchy. I would arrest anybody who uses the word State (in any sense other than the inanimate realm of England and its inhabitants, a thing that has neither power, rights nor mind); and after a chance of recantation, execute them if they remained obstinate! If we could''
@aysileah ''get back to personal names, it would do a lot of good. Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so to refer to people''.
Tolkien himself hated right-wing, authoritarian control from the state and obstructive bureaucrats, he hated anyone similar to Sand. Tolkien called the Sand type ''Sarumans''. No,Elrond is a polar opposite to Sand, Elrond didn't want to force nobody to the oath.
Oh my God, this is truly a legend! I laughed SO hard whilst watching this - especially with the Gandalf "Oh dear, I seem to have a deadly poison running through my veins" and the Boromir "Luskan Bred B*stard!" bits! You are an utter legend for making this!
Sorry, it's me again. I just watched this masterpiece again and couldn't stop laughing at Aragorn/Ammon Jerro "I AM POISONED! I NEED TO BE CURED!" Lol!
No, you idiot Elrond is a polar opposite of Sand. Elrons wasn't cyniocal, sarcastic, right-wing fascist like Sand. Tolkien hated the authoritarian control from the state.
Your precious Sand is dead and his soul is destroyed. In Sellplague, deities Cyric and Shar killed Sand's godess mystra. When mystra died, her plane Dweomerheart exploded, destroying the souls of her worshipers, including Sand's soul. Fascist, right-wing totaltarian Sand is gone forever, this is for Qara.
@eowynofrohan Read first about TRUE Elrond, before you start posting bullshit. Elrond is symathetic, individual, especially caring about young people, he didn't want to force nobody for the participation in the expedition or for taking an oath. All members of the Fellowship can walk away when they want, except only for the Ringbearer. He wouldn't force Qara for compulsory participating in the party. Elrond would feel only the contempt to Sand for his sarcasm, the cynicism and the sadism.
@eowynofrohan ''The fireworks were by Gandalf; they were not only brought by him, but
designed and made by him; and the special effects, set pieces, and flights of rockets
were let off by him''. LOTR.
Read also about REAL Gandalf as well. Olórin\Gandalf himself specialiye in fire magic. He is a Maiar demigod lke being, just like Meliana, Sauron, Saruman,balrogs. Gandalf threats involves mostly fire and burning, Qara would be so happy and excited. Gandalf also wouldn't take Sand's side.
@eowynofrohan ''In the Third Age, Círdan, recognizing Gandalf's true nature as one of the Maiar from Valinor, gave him Narya, the Ring of Fire, to aid him in his labours. It is described as having the power to inspire others to resist tyranny, domination, and despair (in other words, evoking hope in others around the wielder), as well as giving resistance to the weariness of time''.
J.R.R. Tolkien defintely considered fire magic to be helpful and good. OlórinGandalf is the prime exemple of it.
''may strengthen quaking heart,” said Gimli.
“Or break it,” said Elrond. “Look not too far ahead! But go now with good
hearts! Farewell, and may the blessing of Elves and Men and all Free Folk go
with you. May the stars shine upon your faces!”
Real Elrond is entirely against forcing anybody to stay with the Fellowship. Elrond is against the Lawful Dwarf Gimil. They can walk away at any moment they want, except only Frodo. Elrond wouldn't force Qara to join the party or to stay with them.
Narania234 5 months ago
''You may tarry, or come back, or turn aside into other paths, as chance
allows. The further you go, the less easy will it be to withdraw; yet no oath or
bond is laid on you to go further than you will. For you do not yet know the
strength of your hearts, and you cannot foresee what each may meet upon the
road.”
“Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens,” said Gimli.
“Maybe,” said Elrond, “but let him not vow to walk in the dark, who has
not seen the nightfall.”
“Yet sworn word''
Narania234 5 months ago
Real Elrond from LOTR:''At that moment Elrond came out with Gandalf, and he called the Company to him. “This is my last word,” he said in a low voice. “The Ringbearer is setting out on the Quest of Mount Doom. On him alone is any charge laid; neither to cast away the Ring, nor to deliver it to any servant of the Enemy nor indeed to let any handle it, save members of the Company and the Council, and only then in gravest need. The others go with him as free companions, to help him on hisway''.
Narania234 5 months ago
"Yay!"
hahaha
Drelion957 1 year ago
Hilarious. Well done.
ecpatte 1 year ago
this is SO funny! I love it :D
olosolo1 1 year ago
Somehow, I knew that Frodo was going to be Neeshka.
Amazing. You should win a prize for this. I couldn't stop laughing. Oh, and Legolas Lizardfolk= PURE WIN.
Elrond is pretty much like Sand. I lurves them both!
aysileah 1 year ago
Oh and BTW, the ending was the most epic thing ever in the history of epic epicness. TRUE FACT.
aysileah 1 year ago
@aysileah J.R.R. Tolkien letter to his son Christopher :''My political opinions lean more and more to Anarchy (philosophically understood, meaning the abolition of control not whiskered men with bombs)—or to 'unconstitutional' Monarchy. I would arrest anybody who uses the word State (in any sense other than the inanimate realm of England and its inhabitants, a thing that has neither power, rights nor mind); and after a chance of recantation, execute them if they remained obstinate! If we could''
Narania234 5 months ago
@aysileah ''get back to personal names, it would do a lot of good. Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so to refer to people''.
Tolkien himself hated right-wing, authoritarian control from the state and obstructive bureaucrats, he hated anyone similar to Sand. Tolkien called the Sand type ''Sarumans''. No,Elrond is a polar opposite to Sand, Elrond didn't want to force nobody to the oath.
Narania234 5 months ago
It's almost better than all the others. :P
KaeWestu 1 year ago
4:44 Was just the one of the best parts!
tenshiuve 2 years ago
Frodo As Neeshka...Priceless!
ParanoidChickenKilla 2 years ago
Oh my God, this is truly a legend! I laughed SO hard whilst watching this - especially with the Gandalf "Oh dear, I seem to have a deadly poison running through my veins" and the Boromir "Luskan Bred B*stard!" bits! You are an utter legend for making this!
And Elrond is just PERFECT as Sand!
eowynofrohan 2 years ago
Sorry, it's me again. I just watched this masterpiece again and couldn't stop laughing at Aragorn/Ammon Jerro "I AM POISONED! I NEED TO BE CURED!" Lol!
eowynofrohan 2 years ago
@eowynofrohan
No, you idiot Elrond is a polar opposite of Sand. Elrons wasn't cyniocal, sarcastic, right-wing fascist like Sand. Tolkien hated the authoritarian control from the state.
Your precious Sand is dead and his soul is destroyed. In Sellplague, deities Cyric and Shar killed Sand's godess mystra. When mystra died, her plane Dweomerheart exploded, destroying the souls of her worshipers, including Sand's soul. Fascist, right-wing totaltarian Sand is gone forever, this is for Qara.
Narania234 5 months ago
@Narania234
Woah, calm down! There's no point going off on a rant about a comment I made two years ago. Sorry you don't like my opinion, but I'm entitled to one.
eowynofrohan 4 months ago
@eowynofrohan Read first about TRUE Elrond, before you start posting bullshit. Elrond is symathetic, individual, especially caring about young people, he didn't want to force nobody for the participation in the expedition or for taking an oath. All members of the Fellowship can walk away when they want, except only for the Ringbearer. He wouldn't force Qara for compulsory participating in the party. Elrond would feel only the contempt to Sand for his sarcasm, the cynicism and the sadism.
Narania234 4 months ago
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@eowynofrohan “Fire came from its nostrils.But Gandalf stood firm.
You cannot pass,” he said. The orcs stood still, and a dead silence fell. “I am
a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The
dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot
pass.”
The Balrog made no answer. The fire in it seemed to die, but the darkness but the darkness
grew''.
Gandalf is really Olórin, immortal fire Maiar, he wields a Secret Fire.
Narania234 4 months ago
@eowynofrohan ''The fireworks were by Gandalf; they were not only brought by him, but
designed and made by him; and the special effects, set pieces, and flights of rockets
were let off by him''. LOTR.
Read also about REAL Gandalf as well. Olórin\Gandalf himself specialiye in fire magic. He is a Maiar demigod lke being, just like Meliana, Sauron, Saruman,balrogs. Gandalf threats involves mostly fire and burning, Qara would be so happy and excited. Gandalf also wouldn't take Sand's side.
Narania234 4 months ago
@eowynofrohan ''In the Third Age, Círdan, recognizing Gandalf's true nature as one of the Maiar from Valinor, gave him Narya, the Ring of Fire, to aid him in his labours. It is described as having the power to inspire others to resist tyranny, domination, and despair (in other words, evoking hope in others around the wielder), as well as giving resistance to the weariness of time''.
J.R.R. Tolkien defintely considered fire magic to be helpful and good. OlórinGandalf is the prime exemple of it.
Narania234 4 months ago
Ooooooh barking hells what a fun! Can't believe how much Boromir is perfect as Bishop! I really laughed my head off with this one thank you!!! =D
RequiemP44 2 years ago
gandalf was the best
Qnsilta 2 years ago 3
WHY IS LEGOLAS A LIZARFOLK!? lol
Zephyr27549 2 years ago 4
It's like...retardedly entertaining...
MyraMistweave 3 years ago 2
lo l! "Everyone gather together, i'd like to sing a tune! Oh, im sorry my spell failed" Laughed at that.
Spfork08 3 years ago 2