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  • LMFAO - "bitch, YOU need to be airbrused"

  • Magical phil, magical. 

  • Jesus Phil you sounded so different back then and skinnier.

  • "Bitch, you need to be airbrushed." I can't say how hard I laughed at that. I had to pause the video for a good 5 minutes to recover. Lol.

  • you kinda look like nick jonas(lol)

  • hell yeah phil!

  • meehi am really bored anyone wanna play and have fun

  • lol well i hear what u saying phil and shit i agree but lol she is bronzed as fuck. Of course she doesn't really look like that but still not really my taste lol i'm not 6'5 tho 6'1 :( sorry

  • get some real friends

  • oh man, this is awesome. was he feeling like a total asshole that morning, or what?

  • HAHAHA, scare a ghost.

  • I didn't know that wikipedia was launched on a January 15. I noitced that this video was uploaded on a January 15 and coincidentally, I was born on a January 15 too.

    Sorry for being shallow :P

  • hahhahahahahaahaha

  • I think Mandy Lynn is pretty.

    She reminds me of Elizabeth Hurley.

    The only complaint I would have is that she has too big of boobs. But that's just me.

    It doesn't take away from her beauty.

  • 1:56 - 2:06

    laughed SO hard!

  • i believe this is the most i hve ever lughed at phls videos (excuse the grmmr im americn)

  • w/ever ppl. shes hot.

  • I agree Mandy Lynn is FUGLY..she is sooo photoshoped and airbrushed.. its almost incredible...

  • @DorianGabriello so i bet she is hoter then you

  • MY GOD

    Phil i live in the UK so there will be ni bill but i need an operation to fix my sides

    you ROCK man!

    the homour is spot on!

  • you are so right, fugly ppl need to back off and realize they are the UGLY ones cause who in the world want to kiss something that looks like Sh%t? not this hot ass bitch! =P

  • Nah, he stole your dads.

  • uh oh, ouch that hurt, concidering i hate my dad and everything, i guess i should agree with you on that.

    maybe you should come up with insults that arent so predictable, so people could start taking you more seriously you know? gf

  • You're saying my insults are predictable?

    This coming from a guy who asked "Steal your sisters makeup?"

  • exactly i said the joke first, then you repeated me.. which is predictable..just stop im done i aint wasting anymore time with you lol

  • no that girl is friggin fugly!!! no lie. just cos there are equally fuggly ppl in the world doesn't mean shes cute or should b a model or watevs. she's like the white version of "you look better from behind" but at least she has being a great speller to fall back on

  • you're shallow. Mandy Lynn is a 6 at best. the only thing she has going for her is her body. have you ever seen some of the bulletin's she posts? she seems to always be asking for some kind of help with her finical situations... always. she needs help paying her credit cards, she needs help with her dog's eye, on and on and on. she's a fucking loser! i'm in a wheelchair and don't ask for a glass of water. how are you going to pose as such a hot shit and than ask millions of people for money??

  • So you're basing hotness on that?

  • maybe if you'd had your fill of so called 'hot' air headed chicks you'd know what i talking about. you start seeing females in a totally different light and hotness comes from some many others things than the body, like the mind as well. keep your balls for yourself.

  • Hotness is based off being pleasing to the eye. The mind has nothing to do with how nice a girl looks. It has to do with them being attractive to a person, but that's not what you would rate in terms of how hot they are. And you know you don't need to lash out at anybody who asks a question don't you?

  • lol ugly people..hey guys in Argentina, surgery is like 100 US bucks and you get alot more!

  • Phil's skin looks unnaturally clear lol. I wonder what he uses

  • why are you a new presenta i think you would do well you were able to keep me interested all through that.

    Not jokeing

  • go to bbc

  • lol there just trying to make themselves feel better

  • don't make fun of ugly people :(

    i love you phil :)

  • not ugly fugly

  • um ok?

  • Bag over ur face...HARSH

    Love it

  • ahhaha him talking shit about the fans being fugly is hilarious.

  • lol; love that!

  • lmao 'who is also a nazi and likes to punch babies and kitties in the face'

  • lol that was really good

  • lol this is hilarious

  • best part of this episode: putting a bag over your fucking face comment. 10 / 10.

  • I could send you a link to see Mandy Lynn naked and doing porn...seriously, I thought it was fake until I saw it. Man, money can make ppl do stupid shit.

  • What is the link ???

  • Mandy Lynn is a adult model, Playboy Cyber Girl and Special Editions model etc. She's never never claimed she was the Virgin Mary, she's also featured on my website as a Cover Girl of the Month awhile back and some one I am in touch with regularly..

  • i love your disclamer for jailbreaking your ipod touch

  • Joel 2 "BLOW the tumpet in Zion, and sound the alarm in MY holy mountain"

    Greetings & warning

    ISAIAH 28:14

    "Therefore HEAR(listen) the word(bible) of the Lord, YOU scornful men..."

    Do heed the warning beforehand, about the enemy of the world which is Jesus Christ is coming May 21 2011 now that we have learned thru the biblical timeline of Genesis 5 & 11. Will you mock, and scoff(2Peter3:3) or become wise (Ecclesiastes8:5)and study the bible and pray for His mercy.

  • Awesome

  • DUDE, Even Jesus doesn't know when he'll come back. Get your bible quotations straight. Jesus said only the Father knows the time he'll return...and warned to ignore all rumours about Jesus coming...the same rumor you're posing right now. He could come in a week or tonight, the time or hour, no one knows...and the idea is to make sure you watch and pray and stay holy as if everyday would the that time.

  • I'm starting to believe that the "No man knows" objection is a copout and excuse for not diligently searching the scriptures particularly in light of the amount of information proving otherwise.

    But God will indeed REVEAL the deep and secret things (Daniel2:22)

  • lol

  • Jailbreak isn't a program lol ....

  • OMFGGGGGG. "bitch you need to be airbrushed" haaaa. your sooo funny. i wish you could hear this because im a step away from rolling on the ground. your amazing.

  • che tu sia maledetto

  • what? so if an ugly person calls another ugly person "Ugly," does that make the claim invalid? i don't see why that's wrong.

  • it's "fulgy" (don't get it either) and he means that he thinks those ppl r stupid because apperently u can't think that something is ugly if he thinks it isn't. totally disagre

    "to phil: sorry, but that's shit." lol

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  • I like to punch babys in the face, but I'm Polish so yeah Natzis arent relly kewl with me

  • WTF???

  • haha you crack me up! forreal tho, people are so judgemental thinking theyre hot shit.

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  • Lol, calling yourself hot, No Thanks.

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  • I don't need to know you to judge you on that statement. In my opinion, the only sentence I can use pretty in, to describe you, would be "Pretty Vein,"

  • More like.

    Pretty Ugly.

    xD

  • Prove it.

  • Actually mandy lynn is pretty hot and if you say you are hotter then prove it send a picture or somethin

  • "Most smartest," Phil? Really?

  • Having that as a show title just takes away its credibility. -_- Oh, VH1.

  • oh the language on kids now a days....

  • THANK YOU! So sick of ugly-ass bitches and raggedy fucking dudes commenting on hot chicks!  Come to my club... you'll see it all the fucking time!

  • Tupac Amaru Shakur is alive? Yes...Alive.

  • You are the funniest dude on the internet.:) Loved this video...

  • aww, whyd you stop singing?

    (XD i almost wrote singing)

  • Love ya man, keep up the good work.

  • lol bitch you need to be airbrushed. you should be president

  • rofl bag over fuckin face.... great success

  • You could scare a ghost... PRICELESS

  • Mandy Lynn is a porn star now lol

  • Awesome

  • omfg thats some funny shit

  • omfg, why the fuck is this so awesome?

    i cant belive it. this is like super+ duper

  • "Bitch, you need to be airbrushed."

    I laughed so hard.

  • Lol cudnt stop laffin at this part!

  • dude i fucking give her a 10 man lol

  • Damn funny!

  • hhaha

    nadylynn is hot

  • bitches be crazy

  • Nazis...I hate Nazis.

  • fuckin funny

  • i love babies

  • and i eat em... BOOM! BOOM!

  • any one that said that bitch isnt smoking hot are eather jelous or just crazy cause serously if i was a guy i would fuck her in a heart beat

  • bitch you need to be airbrushed!

    ROFL hahahahahahahahahahaha

  • i give her a... 6...00000000000000000 yes thats over 9000

  • lol wang

  • "Just because you have an internet connection doesn't mean you can pretend you have standards."

    Loved it.

  • nice video hey phil how come you don't have merchandise anymore

  • omfg this is fucking hilarious and true as hell!

  • Speaking of dumbshits, were you trying to spell were? 12 year olds have no place trying to be funny on the internet.

  • i think hes sort of like a cross tween dane cook and jim from the office in terms of looks....

  • i thought he was dane cook when i first saw her, and yes... we all hate u sugarcane lol

  • "at least u can breathe wen u get airbrushed .. unlike wen ur boyfriend has to put a paper bag over ur fuckin face".. "and if we jump to politics .." ahah funny shit

  • *slap*

  • thats scandalous.

  • omg thats like all true

  • Mandy Lynn is My love

  • Q.Q moar pleze :(

  • Wow. He does have his own place, he has a girlfriend, and he's not a douchebag. Why don't you take your own advice and get a life. Surely there are better things you can do with your time then watch videos of people you seem to hate.

  • Lol, no I'm not his girlfriend. I just happen to think you're a jackass and need to stop ragging on other people. You aren't as special as you seem to think you are.

  • I am actually. It amuses me when morons can't even tell when they are being insulted.

  • Aww. Now I have to go cry in a corner for an hour. Or wait. I can just laugh my ass off that you can't come up with a better comeback.

  • fighting on the internet is like competing in the special olympics... even if you do win, your still a retartd...

  • ....so true

  • -lawl-

  • Hilarious video Phil. Well done.

  • mandy lynn is tooo cute!!! i just got annoyed with her giggle.

  • bitch you need to be airbrushed!

    lmfao

  • You're the only loser:) everyone thinks so:P.

  • and i hope you realize that people who hate on sxephil are the retarded minority of youtube, i would like to see you try and start a channel that accumulates millions of views, with videos that never fall below 4 stars.....but i guess there has to be some idiots that write stupid comments, and thats you. yaay!

  • i think this is the ugly bitch he was talkin about.

    PS: learn to spell

  • Do you even know what ADHD is? I've never seen it used in such an incorrect way, clearly you're retarded.

  • I love John Edwards. Best guy ever. He was an awesome candidate.

  • LMFAO put a bag over ur fuckin face wahahahahaa

  • That chick is NOT a 10! She's a fuckin 12!

  • Someone complained about that chicks lip...u got to be fucking kidding me...."she a 10 a fucking 10"

  • I don't care how fake she is, I would fuck the hell out of her.

  • holy shit ur funny

  • that girl is a 10 holy shit

    bitch you need to be airbrushed, at least you can breathe when you get airbrushed unlike when your boyfriend has to put a bag over your fuckin face!

    hahahaha owned.

  • She has total DSL (if you understand the acronym). lol

  • finally someone else understands that i thought it was only a kansas thing cuz damn i went outta ks to visit some friends in the airforce and none of them understood what it meant so emelton you rock

  • Thanks :D I actually know because someone told me that back in like the 9th grade. I was complimented... I guess.

    Yeah I totally was.

  • haha a 6? man those bitches be CRAZY

  • I need to be airbrushed.

  • you are not funny.

  • Her lips are freakishly large.

  • That`s better for the blow job

  • lol!