Karl Pilkington XFM compilation 3

[onetotwelve]

alright

[JamesWilliams1990]

karl laughin 7:49 :D

[caeteez]

Karl pisses himself after Merchant says the old women were causing trouble on the bus if you listen close.

[spiffcorgi]

"He took his own head off?"

[purevil5]

META-LICKER... METAL-ICA! classic

[nath909]

Even he finds his own clue funny. Brilliant.

[lizardkingsajrs]

he took his own head off? what? hahaha!

[sloth82]

"not the bin!"

[killallneds]

I love this :DD Karl is a legend :)

[macarion]

Metal Licker was great! That definitely counts as a cryptic clue!

[beacalldavid]

Every1 loves the smell of bacon  Lmfao

[Jeffroach25]

its a trash can

[jonnies]

"there was some bloke in the army... he went away to somewhere... vietnam or something... he was messin' about in the woods or something, and he walked through some lake and i think he cut his toe or something on something and some worm of some sort crawled in the gash"

LMAO! So much conjecture (or something)!

[curtb123]

Got to love when he cracks up, shows he is human and not just a perfect comedy machine

[kamyou70]

messing about in the woods

[Booshie321]

Karl look's kinda cute in that pic! :p Ahh what am I saying!??!? :S

[reapfreak]

The sad part is that I know exactly what Karl is talking about in his stories, he just doesn't explain them well enough.

[ghostwhiskey]

ok,ive gotten about 10 responses. im absolutely clear on what a wheelie bin is;)

[Kullg4r]

Karl: "...come back, right..come back if you w-"

Ricky: "WAH-HAHA!!!"

[windmoveswater]

buy it if you want, i'm not bothered, think about it, come back later it's up to you.

[chrisdooley111]

put IT in a wheelie bin lol

[LennonMorrissey]

can anyone hear what steve says to karl as a record is played at the end?

"I couldn't have been more precise!" :D

[CarlosCMTF]

"He took his own head off..."

"Oh God, play a record!!"

[gimpyleg1500]

"some bloke in the army, he went away to somewhere, vietnam or whatever. He was messing about in the woods...ummmm.. whatever. He walked through some lake and i think he cut his toe or something on something and some worm..some sort crawled in the gash."

Its the attention to detail that makes the sories

[taylor6string]

No wonder karl is the way he is. His dad was an absolute nutter.

[beacalldavid]

Luv these

You can get all xfm and the others on utorrent for free

Awsome

[91Holdem]

metal licker

[Booshie321]

aw little karly pilkington laughed a bit in this one! :)

[Ajs2512]

the forest gump people

[Ma5terjediporta]

METAL LICKER

[OriginalSpunKa]

he took 'is own 'ead off?

[wbillyk]

does anyone know where I can find the clip where karl talks about poetry?? it has the best ricky laugh in the world!

[every1loveshibs]

can you stop saying it.....him? lol, just the way he says him as if to say is this right x

[91Holdem]

rickys voice when he says "fussed wasnt there before..." hahhhahahahah

[R1cku1n0x]

@2112murphy Poor karl. Karls life is no wierder really than any of our lives.. I think that is why he is such an everyman hero. Ricky annoys me because his childhood was just as wierd if not wierder. and he is just as stupid as kerl. He just thinks he is clever. His dad swapped his go Kart for a wheelbarrow.. and his mum said "thats yours now" and he pushed it up and down FFS.

[kilvertm]

...madd worlddd

[Colunga210]

Karl laughs!! 7:50

[nesquikrabb1t]

i think steven looks more weird than karl tbh lol

[tobylerone007]

@nesquikrabb1t True! Steve can fight back though with wit...

[Archigearour]

lifeisaboxofchocolates(dot)com­ ROFL

[JayfuzOMarley]

haha at the end u can here steve telling him off after its faded :D

[ghostwhiskey]

what the hell is a wheelybin?seriously i wanna know

[opensourcethong]

a wheelie bin is what you guys call a toter (at least i think that's what you call 'em)

[opensourcethong]

toter trash can

[ghostwhiskey]

@opensourcethong thanx ive been wondering that,but we call them dumpsters

[painxtreme]

@opensourcethong dumpster

[BitterBosh]

@ghostwhiskey

A wheelbarrow

[MrBeastwaa]

a Trash can with wheels mate.

[wotbe]

@ghostwhiskey a bin with wheels mate

[caseisclosed94]

@ghostwhiskey its rubbish bin with wheels..kinda like cross between a dolly cart and a rubbish bin.

[Kullg4r]

@ghostwhiskey Funnily enough it's a bin with wheels. Who'da thunk it?

[deeley25]

@ghostwhiskey its basically a rubbish bin you put outside for the bin man. its got two wheels on it so you can move it about :)

[yasminezeidan]

@ghostwhiskey its a bin, with wheels

[johnnyramjam]

@ghostwhiskey it's a bin on wheels, hence "wheelie bin"

[Cougar139tweak]

@johnnyramjam Bin to an American is different, answer would mean nothing to him. Try Trash Can....Bin is usually reference to a box with miscellaneous items in it for sale, much like you guys call erasers - rubbers and the like. Do you wear thongs in the summer? :) Language can be funny

[420eazyed]

metal licker= mettalica ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[therealplease]

@ghostwhiskey A wheel barrow... one wheel in front two in back, wooden handles....google that shit son !

[chelseafan15]

@therealplease its not a wheel barrow they're different things. A wheelie bin is a big, usually green, container we keep our rubbish (trash) in until the bin men pick it up. Google that shit son

[familyguy49]

metal licka...metalica

[hakz07]

I can never download this and listen to it on the tube. I'd be on the floor with laughter

[ch1mpanzeethat]

"Buy it if you want, i'm not bothered... think about it... come back.."

Lmao.

[andyf2280]

the forest gump people....LOL

[johnyexhale]

shop aroouund, its up to you

[afrolady213]

It's weird, in the earlier ones you can kinda hear Karl laughing, but by the time he did the podcasts he was, if possible, even grumpier.

[R1cku1n0x]

You are so right.. I always tell people this.. If you hear karl's earlier appearances he is just a normal manc man.. Having a laugh. When he produced Nick frost and simon webs show he was acting normal with them. Karl did play up his stereotype toward the end.

[Johnny6666]

@afrolady213 It also became something of a schtick later on - that's why the XFM stuff is so great.

[kelso120]

everybody loves the smell of bacon, brilliant. the man is a genius.

[ehmazin]

Sorry for the double post... but I would like to say that I spat my drink everywhere when Karl said "He cut his own head off?"

[ehmazin]

Karl does SOMETIMES mention true stories... but he gets them so twisted its hilarious

[keyransolo]

Yeah sometimes its rare though lol, but what I did notice is, you don't actually see old people eating Twix's

[P1kk3]

@ehmazin Yeah, becouse he only reads the headlines :D.

[blahblah55555666666]

who took his head off ? lmao

[LukeBaker24]

i love how sincere karl is when ricky boo boo's his story about the maggot in the head and the bacon haha

"They wrapped some bacon..."

"HA No they didnt!!"

"They DID!"

[LukePhillipsWINS]

alright?

[Frase2006]

I hope they do more "Guides To". They were a nice change from the usual podcasts. I think I learnt as much as Karl did. Tutum Karmoon died from a knee injury...

[FeegieDeuceCrew]

can you get the "guide to......" things from anywhere for free? haven't been able to find the whole things on youtube, only sample clips :(

[Frase2006]

Not to my knowledge no

[tpjpower]

try limewire or search for torrents

[FeegieDeuceCrew]

limewire aint wat it used to be, and i have a really hard time finding a decent torrent site. any suggestions?

[tpjpower]

Hmm... I got the five eps from Limewire (I think there were only 5? might be wrong). You could try rapidshare, etc.

If worst comes to worst I can try to send them (but they're very big).

[FeegieDeuceCrew]

the 5 new "guide to......." eps? from limewire? ok last time i searched limewire for gervais stuff they had nothing, what did you search for? wat phrase/words did u put in the search field?

[oganay81]

second clue is fucking awesome!! one of the funniest things ive ever heard! even karl thought it was funny!

[gossieuk]

he took his own 'ed off?

[arsenalTillDeath14]

does anyone know the answers to those first rockbusters clues? im dying to know!

[illlern]

Nick Kershaw (nick her saw)

Soft Cell

Outkast (used to be in cast)

[Hledanksta]

Aight?

[mookyezz20]

steve: 'and did that work?'

karl: 'err, i think so. they 'ad a picture of 'im smiling.'

hahaha, that is soooo the thinking of a child

[AlbertBundy]

The wheelie bin story is hysterical.

[split56]

hahaha love it!!!

[QYGHJ]

wen he tries to explain the second clue

absolute genius

[ComedyKube]

Oh my god this is the funniest thing I have ever heard

[Osafune2]

Karl's Dad is a psychopath.

"Get out!"

He's brilliant, they need to interview him.

[squirehendrix]

5.09 is fucking classic!!! Head like a FUCKIN orange

[AshRotten101]

I was listening to this, standing up, and when Karl said 'He Put Him In A Wheelie Bin.' I fell to my knees.

[wilshsim1]

"Forrest Gump people" the mans a fucking genius, he says what is in his head without thinking if it is offensive, how the world should be.

[wilshsim1]

"Forrest Gump people" the mans a fucking genius, he says what is in his head without thinking if it is offensive, how the world should be.

[ytzuigt]

you could end up with a bit of a riot on yer ands.

Imagine forrest gump people rioting

[shovelhands27]

lol it appears that the Puma Rep (872872872) has made an appearance on youtube!!! some people need to calm down!

[justblissgraceful]

you stupid manc twat. don't. talk. shit.

[parker572]

Head like a fucking Orange!

[smillatt2]

Shut up, someone always says that and ruins it

[ytzuigt]

everyone likes the smell of bacon

[jst4kiks1]

Karl Pilkingtons got a head like a fucking orange

[nredftgy]

puma is wank

[872872872]

puma isnt wank your wank. there training shoes are more developed than some of the "bigger companies" your stereotyping an underestimated brand. what so you think its not cool enough for you.you stupid fucking loser.

[nredftgy]

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkk hahah wow ur one sa person get a grip rude boy

[872872872]

geek? oh no what an insult

[nredftgy]

hahah yeah your right its a great insult

[thecoates871]

am i missing something, but who cares if you work for puma, and who cares how much you earn? i could understand someone boasting about a great job and a great salary, but puma and 50k a year really isn't special. if you are going to be arrogant, achieve something first.

[WHATSWITHTHEGASMASKS]

has karls head been squashed at 2:30? is it really that round?! :O

shaven little monkey!!

[jimmyshitbags]

metallica DOES sound like metal licker, just coz karl says it doesnt mean its automatically wrong, RICKY :|

[reasonformirrors]

Upload a video where you make "Metallica" sound like "metal licker".

[opensourcethong]

lol

[ytzuigt]

good stuff

[AudiTy01]

Don't. Talk. Shit.

The emphasis in Metallica is on the metAllica...it doesn't sound the same was as metal where the emphasis is placed on mEtal.

[nobrakesukspeedway]

you don't want them to get stressed out, because it stresses them out!!

[mannymcguiness]

oh my god,the forest gump people :-D hahaha wheelie-bin...funniest story ever

[lotijadesmith]

hes jst fuckin funny cuz hes so dumb and his fuckin voice nd rickys laugh !

[eSPy86]

forest gump types!

[Gullowgram]

Metal-Licka

[troubledwizard]

"Alright"

[pedro550]

Hahaha the worm.

[pointynipples]

whats the song that they put on in the end, love that one

[paulyblun]

mad world is the song i think

[opensourcethong]

yep, gary jules' version of mad world, originally by tears for fears

[2wierd2live2rare2die]

is there anyone who doesnt like karl pilkington? sure his head belongs in a fruit bowl but hes well funny, must be alot of pressure though, everyone liking you, youd be worryed to say somthing wrong then everyone hates you,

[opensourcethong]

i know of loads of people that dont like him, and wonder why the f**k anyone finds him funny. he's one of those cult things, either you love him or you cant stand him

[kjk1642]

I love when Ricky loses it as Karl says "shop around"...that gets me every time!

[opensourcethong]

same ere ( - :

[TheMetalCat]

"He took 'is own 'ead off!?"

[simplelife88393]

I think so they had a picture of him smiling. lol.

[TheMetalCat]

"Well, everyone loves the smell of bacon"

xD

[mepsib]

i love the way at 6.49 when karl corrects himself to say "him" but it sounds like he's going "him?" like he's asking is that the right thing to say?

[opensourcethong]

ha yea, cant say i'd noticed that before

[addamxox]

christ at 2:17 is head looks like a fuckin orange

[MollyBepsi]

i liked his laughing best when ricky was crying laughing over the 'old man sweets' after karl said you never see an old man eating a twix

[jjeffs07]

i loved dat too, defs one of his best quotes

[mattbrown1986]

That second rockbusters clue made me cry with laughter!!

[zippy930]

LOL I love the rare moments where Pilkington laughs!

[KARLPILKINGTON001]

Can't wait to see his video contribution on the 'Fame' extras.

[DeeMcK07]

buy it if you want, im not fussed, go there, come back. brillient

[BarryM236]

FOREST GUMP TYPES!!!

[robbegon]

'what happened....he took his own 'ead off?' hahahaha

[thedrquincy]

The best example of Karl laughing is the when he's doing monkey news and he's trying to tell them about the Halfords ads and the chimp that prostitute.  He laughs so hard they have to play a song.

[Barracuda007]

It's cos Ricky's been torturing him for so long, I listened to one of the earliest XFM clips then to one of the latest podcasts and you would'nt belive the difference! Karl sounds like a broken man now lol!

[bane1970]

hes legendary!

[N0069380]

I was shocked by the laughter too! Was just about to point it out when I realised other people already had.

[lewisot1]

Karl laughs!!!!

[Linerface]

brilliant, the original tellin of the kid in a wheelie bin story

[billcosby101]

my god, do i hear karl laughing?