HAL 9000 Vs Sgt. Hartman

[SuperDogbrown]

Very enjoyable thank you

[prchecker]

some really good stuff here

[ProjectAlamir]

"..and skullfuck you"

"you're going to find that rather difficult."

[UKGameMaster]

HAL wins hands down ^_^

[Leif16868]

Omg he said fuck all the time

[garydunncolumbus]

Two classic Stanley Kubrick characters square off! LOL!

[schmittelt]

I was waiting for HAL to tell him to take a stress pill and think things over. ;)

[cromespacecore]

holey jeases WHAT IS THAT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!!

[Infocollective22]

HAL can take situations like this more calmly than any human would.

[MannySteinerBIeeky]

'and take that bindi off when you serve in my unit, soldier'

[Invisifly2]

OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL-FUCK YOU!

[delltardboy]

now we just need Jack Torrance from The Shining and Alex from Clockwork Orange and it will be an Ultimate Kubrick Baddie Party

[delltardboy]

just a moment,,,, just a moment.... just a moment.... just a moment..... reminds me of my old macintosh

[DeepEye1994]

Hartman is a Nutcracker

[JBmcnc24]

0:49-0:57 HAL 9000 was masturbating

[theevilgenius242]

GLaDOS vs. The Solider!

[MrNoseSnot]

"You're going to find that rather difficult"

"....Who in the HELL says that??!"

roflmao

[H20MichaelMyers]

TIE!

[pat1981lux]

Is this video supposed to be funny?

[ummagumma00]

Did you parents have any children that lived???!

[chiparoo222]

Hillarious ! ! ! __ Now I have to go read my Bible. __ Sargent Hartman should have his mouth washeded out with a 105 Howitzer bore cleaning brush !

[dumpfile]

@constringacy WTF! That has only been known for the last 43 years... but jeez thanks for letting us know now I can write my research paper on the origin.

[DragonsREpic]

holy shit wtf is that!!! lmao!

[Narcaco]

HAHahahah u just made my fucking day!! thank you...."U R GOING TO FIND THAT RATHER DIFFICULT" HAHAHA

[anamarvelo]

victorey to SGT Hartman

[CONSTRINGACY]

Any one ever notice that HAL Spells IBM if you use the next letter in the alphabet???

[ImWhoLeeOh]

@CONSTRINGACY No sure shitlock!

[imthebause]

@CONSTRINGACY Derp... hehe

[CocacolaCowboy1919]

@CONSTRINGACY They did that on purpose. They wanted to warn about computers having too much power. Damn Judgement Day

[juresaiyan]

@CONSTRINGACY OMG so true

[CABALCORE100]

@CONSTRINGACY Well yeah that is on purpose 

[Nagneto]

@CONSTRINGACY : It was intentional. HAL was an allegory for IBM's ruthless efficiency.

[HALraza]

@CONSTRINGACY no shit, sherlock ?! its kubrick...he was a freakin genius :)

[Qrawzseg]

@CONSTRINGACY That was done on purpose IIRC.

[dredandmrbears]

@CONSTRINGACY Yes most everyone noticed about 40 years ago.

[sadalite]

@CONSTRINGACY yeah Kubrick did that on purpose because IBM would not let him use IBM because it made them look bad, so he got them back

[pryletoncyo]

@sadalite In matter of fact, Arthur C. Clarke who wrote the movie (with Kubrick) and the novelization said that it was a coincidence. He even included a refutation in the sequel novel 2010, and it was included in the movie adaptation of that novel.

[glimmer49]

@CONSTRINGACY Yes, that was noticed when the book/movie came out long ago. Arthur C. Clarke always claimed that this was just a coincidence.

[averyaccordion]

@CONSTRINGACY Its supposed to represent that HAL is first. Hal is above (you know space)

IBM had a deal with the creators and helped with some stuff...

[csmcmillion]

@CONSTRINGACY Clarke noted that, contrary to popular rumor, it was a complete coincidence that each of the letters of HAL's name immediately preceded those of IBM in the alphabet.

[plusplusplusplusp]

Hilarious!

[DetroitLove4U]

Hal 9000 is in charge. Hal 9000 doesn't malfunction purposely

[moogug]

Brilliant! just fucking AAA!!!. Stanley would have been proud (or jealous) or BOTH! Well done!

[Geekoman1256]

LOL

[lurxtlifeson]

that's great

I love Kubrick

[syncmaster710n14]

I can't stop laughing!!

[neignor]

ahahaahah

[chainsawmaniac08]

after going through basic training in the marines i'd say that a DI is way worse to deal with than HAL

[weeryan2008]

@chainsawmaniac08 Then again HAL actually killed four people.

[chainsawmaniac08]

@weeryan2008 i'm guessing you've never seen a DI in action beyond FMJ

[weeryan2008]

@chainsawmaniac08 I HAVE SO! He was in Medal of Honor! See?

[christhepissnukka]

speechless this frightens me

[Justwiesl]

Hartmann FTW!

[Kiko222222222222]

lol guys im more afraid of hartman tha hall 9000

[AnthonyArroyoFilms]

Dude. That rocked!

[chaos12135]

Thx

[chaos12135]

Wat Movie is Hal 9000 From

[chojingrishnaarg]

@chaos12135 2001: A space Odyssey. 

[greedoshotfirst1]

@chaos12135 Are you honestly asking that? You uncultured swine!

[lurxtlifeson]

@greedoshotfirst1 douchebag

[IlersichProductions]

@chaos12135 2001: A Space Odyssey

[garoxmolidav]

daisy daissy.. 

[MrBantoft]

LMFAO



[kbfirepagan]

this is awesome

[banq0o]

lol n1!!! "there is no question about it" xD

[coashddjj2]

hahahahaha!!!

[suicidephukkem]

"You're going to find that rather difficult." X D

[AbyssDeathGhost]

Cheap, but funny. lol

[DoxyaYagami]

hahaha i thought it was pretty funny.

[TheBoomhahaha2]

lol i love this video

[Nagneto]

lol both movies were from Stan the man

[GrIfFyDoG69]

brilliant



[postalcode900]

This is very funny even though I can't remind myself of seeing any of these movies. :B

[holysmoke721]

This should not be viewed by anybody under 18..It is vulgar, lewd, crass, and extremely funny...Be prepared to have yo ears catch fire...

[TempleOfSin]

"You're going to find that rather difficult" lol. That one got me.

[kasey172]

Oh, what would we do without Stanley Kubrick?

[googleeaterwoot]

@kasey172 kill ourselves?

[kasey172]

@googleeaterwoot Trick question... We wouldn't even be alive.

[CrusaderDom3]

who's Sergeant Hartman? How come you keep showing Gunny Hartman and yet dont mention him?

[monkiball]

lol, omg, i love HAL

[tokorev747777]

do you mind if i ask you a personal question?

ARE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASS HOLE!

[federalbureau]

SIR NO SIR !!

[Toby1Idler]

You are a genius - insane maybe - but God bless you

[commissarusa]

lol Hartman lost.

[CAPa1c]

At 1:10 you can tell thats the part where Gunny gets killed by Pile because of that weird music. That music was good though.

[XXcod5winnerstudioXX]

the  eybrow of shame

[XXcod5winnerstudioXX]

LOL your going to find that rather difficult

[tweeter9990]

i love me some Stanley Kubrick

[lolowydudu1]

haha great "mix"

[Michifulify]

The eyebrow!

[Darkinsigniosis]

I wish Stanley Kubrick had lived longer. I know he could have changed the face of modern cinema. I get weak at the knees when I think of what he could have done with the budget and technology of a film like Avatar.

[soccom8341576]

@Darkinsigniosis He doesn't need 3D to blow the audience away.

But imagine 2001 on an IMAX screen.

[DDRrez]

too bad hartman is dead lol

[dalosiman]

OMG This is F'in Awesome!

[Laaauri]

Holy Jesus.. WHATTA FUK IS DAT

[27decibels]

thats realy funny

[Drameo]

That was so great! :D

[tokorev747777]

hal 9000 ain't that the idea that hideo kojima got otacons real name?

[RockerDynamic]

Can I ask you a personal question?

WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?!

[SpeeBeta1]

well i dont think there's any question about it

[debianitaman]

ke cagada de video, deberias borrar esta mierda

[soccom8341576]

LOL, Sgt Hartman wins. HAL 9000 gets shut down.

[jackofblades94]

hartman would have won if he said

"whats this mickey mouse shit!"Then video end.

[TheMexicanJulio]

At 1:00 the eyebrow!!!!! TFF

[darklordojeda]

very funny.

[mohaam0nkey]

LMFAO

[joshJDdyal1994]

hillarious? ' were you about to call me an asshole?' 'there is no doubt about that'

[roberttiso]

I enjoyed that so much. Great video *****

[frank5400]

funny as shit. FUNNY AS SHIT hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ha

[darkhyena]

Someone REALLY needs to make a video called "Hartman vs Leonidas"

The ground would literally shake at their shouting.

[shadddey5]

hoooly jesus...what is that...WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?...WHAT IS THAT!!?!??!?!?!

[PaulWrightTheGreat]

HAL

[guitarguy2447]

holy jesus...what is that?

what the fuck is that?? A JELLY DOUGHNUT?!?!?!?!!?

[KrakDag]

Brilliant :)

[FearTheRage117]

Gotta love the Gunney.

[Dauragon123ko]

he was a skumbag

[FearTheRage117]

Firstly-

Learn to spell scumbag.

Secondly-

The Gunney is a real guy.

[Dauragon123ko]

You can suck my big fat hairy balls and second should you be at school right now you woked up 2 hours late piece of low life shit shut your face

[FearTheRage117]

Grow some, I'm out of school dipshit, secondly I believe by your reply that YOU should be in school. Woked? Wow. What are you six?

[Dauragon123ko]

Did you drop out and become Drill SGT's rape bitch in the miltary fagget?

[FearTheRage117]

It's called being an adult dipshit. You're just pissy because you're on your period.

[GranVisirDelCaos]

pwned / agreee

[kevlonk]

"I'm gonna give you three seconds-- exactly three fucking seconds-- to wipe that disgusting grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!"

"You're going to find that rather difficult."

[kellark12A]

mouth movements not needed but

good video anyway

[CaptainFalcon150]

LOL that was fucking great made my day!

[1acount]

100%acurate description of a typycal army sargent,thier programmers,thier thier to indoctrinate you with the kill-who-we-tell-you mentallity

[rockymountainsunrise]

HARTMAN: "I'm going to gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!!!!!!!!!!"

HAL: "You're going to find that rather difficult."

ROTFLMAO!!!!

[Suazovic]

LOL he should of used real footage!

[generalcircle]

thats R Lee Ermy

[kidstl]

using a barrage of cuss words etc just proves that the speaker has the mental power of a worm...mr hartman all your cussing didnt win the viet nam war did it you sad twisted man...

just remember innocent blood is on your hands, enjoy hell you "cocksucker" !

[kickAbooJoyjuice]

lmao u do realize thats from Full Metal Jacket it a movie. haha not real

[cantcrouchthis]

Vietnam was never a war, it was a conflict

the vietnam CONFLICT.

[kidstl]

FUCK YOU people died regardless....

the whole viet nam experience was wrong and uncallled for....just like iraq...

[voodoodanny]

"using a barrage of cuss words etc just proves that the speaker has the mental power of a worm"

Fancy explaining "FUCK YOU" to us, then? hahaha, priceless!

[brainsplatty]

lol. i knew i was in for a treat as soon as i read the title! great job.

[ptfp111]

lol combining Kubrick cahracters, brilliant :D

[britishogo]

HAHAHAHAHA very clever!!!! lol

[Eywyyn]

this is so gay it could be a modern masterpiece

[TonyN737]

HA! Awesome! R. Lee is the man!

[blookup]

Kubrick is the reason we know.

[DarkWizard83]

Epic Win! Somewhere, Stanley Kubrick is smiling...

...okay, probably not.

[stevicusmaximus]

20,000 hits on this piece of shit...

[uhr2pt]

dont hate the player, hate the game.

[FlamingGnats]

@uhr2pt You suck.

[UFNerd]

@uhr2pt i lost the game

[Opalauge88]

You're just jealous. And your Homer Simpson Vs. Sgt. Hartman video was such a piece of shit that you had to remove it. :D

Hilarious vid, keep up the good work, uhr2pt !

[stevicusmaximus]

Hey, get fucked, buddy. That video got removed for violation of copyright. Turns out the writers at Fox had the exact same idea.

[LKBell11]

This is great!

[LETHLSS]

lmfao!

[CyranoMontoya]

Your going to find that rathar difficult

[casketcrewchick]

HHAHAHAAAA i love it

[MikeofWyoming]

Now thats original! Two thumbs up!

[NCOProductions]

Hahahaha, thats a bit silly...

[FlyingBanjosInc]

Just a moment. Just a moment. Just a moment. Just a moment.

[joejumps4fun]

priceless!

[borialas]

hahahaha

[Sladge126]

Very nice idea, but it could be a bit better made:)

[Offlian]

This is actually pretty good.

well put together indeed

[Ohkto]

Brilliantly put together.

[theotherserge]

phew! I just knocked out two Kubrick films in 1:47! *pumps fist in air*

[eggplantboy7]

that's awesome.

[CinemaZebra]

pwned

[stevicusmaximus]

There was this way better Homer Simpson one, but I think it had so many views it broke.

[hemmly]

lol!!!

[Disturbedpwnage]

What is you major malfunction Numbnuts!?!?!

I have just picked up a fault in the AE35 System.

I am going to give you three seconds, Exactly 3 fucking seconds to wipe that stupid grin off your face, or i will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!!!!!

Classic. ^_^. lol.

[JDravenW]

XD I just finished reading the book.

[Freddirector]

I'm going to gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!

You're going to find that rather difficult.

Who the fuck said that! lol

[kidstl]

the TX would tear this sgt a new assshole !

[woodpecker26175]

Hahahaha

great one

[hellzone100]

LOL

[ecko8747]

I'm scared, Dave, will I dream?"

[InsaneFlutist]

"I'M GOING TO GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL-FUCK YOU!" "You're going to find that rather difficult." "WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!?"

[MrJacMac1986]

@InsaneFlutist Didnt the Sgt in' Officer and a Gentleman' the same thing?

[leongreenmcclaine346]

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!!?!

I never say full metal jacket, so that was funny

[leongreenmcclaine346]

YEAH HAL9000

[wwgt]

ah ha ha ha .

I need to meet the comic gold genius behind this ,,

Maybe we could get Phil Hendrie to

" interview ' Hal?

[stevicusmaximus]

I met him. It's an anticlimax.

[RomelTheDesertFox]

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MANUFUCTION NUMNUTS?

I lol'd.  Good ear, and combining two of Kubec's greatest works. 5/5

[mitch5646456]

wtf is this