The Texas Governor Massacre: A Tribute To Perry

[snappycatchy]

I've got a paranoid theory that Rick Perry is a deep cover liberal. He gets in the race, acts like an outlandish caricature of a Republican candidate, helps to fragment the anti-Romney faction, reminds everyone of the Bush years, and endorses the worst possible remaining candidate when he leaves.

[psurge38]

Wow... Bush Jr. Jr. didn't make it! Ah shucks hause!

[kimintexas]

cn n dot com lower right, vote for Ron Paul!

[ofpfury]

Now Perry can get back to important matters, like praying for weather...

Howz that working for ya governor shit-for-brains?

[duleekrauser]

My governor making me feel pride in my home state. -_-

[seamoremonster]

Hey...there's something seriously wrong when this moron was not only elected Governor of Texas...but reelected Governor of Texas. Just goes to show all you have to do...is mention Jesus a lot, Freedom a lot, Small Government a lot, and Socialism a lot and never talk policy...and crackers will vote for you anyway.

[Nubfalconium]

Brilliant job, tpmtv!! :))

[TheSupremewisdom]

Just another racist cracka.

[REWHBLCAIN]

Never seen such a fucked up channel. Who cares? Who?

[Richardgwm]

Now that Bush III has dropped out, that leaves magic underwear, serial philanderer, frothy mix, and Austrian loon.

Obama wins in a landslide.

[PJDolan1]

Texas' loss is the country's gain.

[PersonalJesus348]

Aidios Mofo

[exsinor]

Texan's were hoping he would saty away for at least a couple more months.

[TallahasseeLove850]

Did anyone see his press conference? He looked crushed. Like he seriously thought he would win. Win the White House. Seriously, he really thought he would win!

[canu2u]

I really feel sorry for Texas, and I'm from Mississippi.

[U2Berror]

They serve the same drugs to this lunatic as they did to Bush Jr.

[robinvan1983]

man Rick Perry aged during The presidency run... Or didn't sleep for weeks

[odunne2]

too bad, i was hoping it would include the part where he says turkey has a terrorist regime running it.

[martyelm]

did he say 16th century?? jeez

[pstew0809]

The troops over seas want somthing of substance to fight for not your money! Yor lies and deceptions, the deads done in the flesh you shall answer for. The omnipotent God of heaven will judge a man based on the words of scripture, the good book. Repentance is the only way to be pleasing to God in the case for all that support the NWO openly and spew their propaganda to remain as invisable tyrants!

[pstew0809]

I am sure Romney's campeighn alalysts have determind it is time for Rick to drop out. Splitting the votes to draw people away from their real threat, Ron Paul; the true conservative trying to restore the Republic not to evolve it to a fascist state. They can no longer get by with their lying if the truth continues, it will always prevail. It has from the begining of time. Light will always destroy darkness, and peolpe can only be fooled so many times.

[TheMisfitable]

hey Rick... adios, mofo!

[mistergarth]

All together, sing it with me everybody:

Ten little, nine little, eight little Republicans,

Seven little, six little, five little Republicans,

[diamondsoran]

dumb republican.

[aivzdog]

Take care OOPS man!

[420gma]

Goodbye to this source of national embarrassment !

[hwkstr1]

Perry makes W look like an Oxford Scholar

[iwillspyonyou]

you all need to learn how to spell Governor.

[62netty]

Goodbye and good riddance!

[dizzymasekela]

Only a dumb-ass like Rick Perry would watch Will Ferrell spoofing Bush Jr. and think: Hey, that's how a real President should act.

[coolal19]

Watching this make me think that the reason Perry decided to run was because he looked at himself in the mirror, noticed a striking similarity to Ronald Reagan and thought, "Yeah, that should be enough".

[Rushlimpballs]

@coolal19

Reagan? He's always reminded me of Roscoe P. Cotrane (the sheriff from The Dukes of Hazzard) :)

[AsAboveSoBelow01]

lol