Almost Live - Roscoe's Rug Emporium Featuring Pat Cashman

[ophios]

this is just like the local MOR store, they are always going out of buisness

[vanguy82]

Two people want Roscoe's to stay open FOREVER.

[communistjesus]

I REALLY, REALLY MISS Roscoe's Rug Emporium ;O(;O(;O(;O(

[ostrich67]

@communistjesus I was downtown today and the place is STILL OPEN.

[longlive289s]

cashman needs to get another radio show again. super underrated. funny fucker.....oh and for the love of god......BRING BACK ALMOST LIVE!!

[TheTVcasualty]

WE LOST THE LEASE!! CANT FIND IT!!! DON'T CARE!!!

[1994evol]

Fuck the dipshit who disliked this

[RunikaMori]

This game's winner iiiissss...!!

[61Slughi]

Easily one of the best top ten bits that Almost live did. Cashman pulls it off perfectly.

[TomatoeAssassin]

Pat Cashman is one of a kind. He ALWAYS made me laugh.

God, I miss this show.

[hypernessrules]

AHAHA this is beyond hilarious! xD

[aquaiz]

Fantastic! :) What a talent. Also loved him as the D.J. And father of Sluggy :)

[justaguy12345]

LOL. Ending was AWESOME!

[rexxdexx]

I loved this skit I would stay up late to

watch Almost Live and also listen to

his morning show on the buzz

nowadays he's doing the taco time

ads

[Coastergeekperson04]

"We've lost our lease! Can't find it! Don't care!" That was my favorite part.

[daiseydyann]

Classic Pat Cashman! I loved watching him on "Almost Live"!

[ostrich67]

God this is hilarious! You had to be here in Seattle in the '90s to really appreciate Almost Live, what a time!

[CrudeDude]

You're right! The 90s in Seattle were great! And Almost Live was the sheeit. And on the radio we had Music with Mocowitz. (RIP)

You could run across the cast and crew filming almost anywhere you went. I left 'cause i couldn't take the constant gray and rain, and the traffic on 405!

Drank a lot of Raindoggies! And Beppo's was cool! Damn, I almost miss Seattle....NOT! I'm in Merlin, Oregon and it's much better here.

[ostrich67]

Just watched this again; almost pissed myself!

[Coastergeekperson04]

If you move to LA, you might also move out because of traffic on 405... a different 405 :P

[SpamWarrior3000]

I love this one and the sequel so, so much...I don't know how he can put that much energy and volume into that whole thing and not pass out. No matter what skit he's in, Pat Cashman never fails to be completely and utterly freaking hilarious.

[IamJMoney12]

i bet i know the most about pat out of everyone who has commented...

[VideyoJunkei]

A local buissness at the time ran ads at the time like this one, they were always closing, had sales, etc. That is why the audience "gets" it early on!!!

[2Neptune]

Thye will open another store in a week!

[nomadcowatbk]

@2Neptune

and close it the next, and reopen again after that

[EngulfedHearts]

THIS. IS. AMAZING.

[bloofan06]

OMG, I love Pat Cashman! It's always nice to hear him do commercials on TV and the radio. He has a wonderful radio voice. I didn't know he was in Hello Dolly at the 5th Ave Theatre. I wish I could have seen that! Anyway, this commerical from Almost Live is absolutely hysterical! LMAO! Sad, but it really fits the times with all these places going out of business recently.

[Captmiloman]

I still have a cassette recording of Pat from his morning show on The Buzz 100.7FM. That seems like a long time ago. He and Lisa Foster really did make a good team.

[datacipher]

It was all based off a local Seattle business that really did constantly run "going out of business" sales, with similar music and headlines! Made it 10X more funny at the time. A classic performance by Cashman.

[kobun37]

I remember those. They were 'going out of business' for like a year and a half.

[cochranexyz]

Yeah, the Pioneer Square rug places.

[jookiyaya]

yeah he reminds me of phil hartman too. they seem to have the same kinda swagger. wow.

[lightzebra]

He is the announcer in Super Smash Bros Brawl.

[vidmaker8294]

And this video is a real "Success!!" "Your Comedy-Type-Actor and Voice Acting Winner is: Pat Cashman!!!"

[murphicus]

Pat is in the new 5th Ave Theater's production of "Hello Dolly"....

[vidmaker8294]

I can only imagine this voice in Brawl Now.

Pat Cashman: Failure. Complete Failure. Not a Good win in the least. Failed. Bad... Not Good! FAILED! WE SWEAR IT! YOU SUCK! YOU'RE NOT WORTH IT! GET OFF YOUR ASS AND PRACTICE NOW! RIGHT NOW!!! GO TO TRAINING MODE YOU LAZY S.O.B!!!!!

[vidmaker8294]

Part 2:

Pat Cashman (as Brawl Announcer): You have All Characters, Arenas, Stickers and Music. No more stuff to unlock. Nothing. That's it! The Game's Over! Done! Bye-Bye! Later! You think there's more? YOU'RE WRONG! (Starts going Crazy) NO MORE CHARACTERS! NOTHING! NO TROPHIES, NO STAGES, NOTHING AT ALL!! THIS IS THE END OF SSB: BRAWL!! THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE!! NOTHING ELSE!!! NADA!!!! NOTHING!!! NOT EVEN A CHALLENGE!!!! IT'S DONE!!!! AND NOW YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR SSB 4!!!!!

[DEATHBYFLYINGCDS]

@vidmaker8294 Brawl is crap compared to his previous job working on "Bill Nye the Science guy".

[CaptainAndrew1991]

It's cool to actually see the guy.

[boojwahz]

@lightzebra no way? really?

[lightzebra]

@boojwahz

Yeah, really. Look it up. Or just imagine this guy saying "GAME!". :)

[Ramrodncf]

All 3 versions of this skit will be on my DVD Set. I have completed the first of what I think will be 4 or 5 DVD's of my personal favorite Almost Live! skits. These will contain all of the series of Billy Quan, Lame List, High Five'n White Guys, AL Training Films, Bill Nye, Speed Walker, Middle Management Suck-ups, Nature Walk with Chuck, DJ Randy Scott, Worst Girlfriend in the World, Cops and many others non series skits from my 250 shows. These DVD's will run about 4 hours & 15 minutes each.

[gothamjediknight]

stop braggng and share your DVDs buddy

[murphicus]

Most of the clips are on youtube now.... Even "Librarians"!

[StrandedVoyager]

Oh god this show is hilarious. I was actually just thinking about this exact skit the other day and laughing about it. I think it was because I was playing Smash Bros Brawl. Damn I miss Almost Live and laughing at how awesome Pat Cashman was back in the day. That show shaped my childhood. Anyways thanks for uploading =D

[SconeRabbit]

LoL

[louiev2000]

Yeah, Pat cashman was already a legend during Almost Live...John Keister was the brains but the true engine was Pat C.

Missed the old Seattle. To think that the "intern" of the show back then Joel is now the host of Talk Soup, and the only member from the orig cast to make it to Hollywood.

[longlive289s]

i miss pat cashman....he's been trying to make his way back on the radio but......we'll see

[murphicus]

"Hello Dolly" 5th Ave Theater.... PAT CASHMAN!

[vanguy82]

Cashman reminds me a lot of Phil Hartman, may Hartman RIP.

[tkaye2]

At the time (around 1993), there were actually a couple of rug dealers that had been advertising going out of business sales on Seattle TV for over six months. One guy had been running them so long he admitted he couldn't remember when his "going out of business sale" started. They finally closed shop once the state banned their misleading ads.

In that context, this skit was HILARIOUS.

[datacipher]

@tkaye2

Yep, it's amazing that it's so well done, it's still funny to people now, out of context. At the time, a local dealer was running VERY similar ads.....it was HILARIOUS that Almost Live called them on it.

[nomadcowatbk]

@tkaye2

they reopened next week selling nothing but floor coverings

[dougascott]

Best Almost Live skit *ever*.

[JBTHREAT]

At YouTube, I'm saying I'll never watch this ever again, I really, really mean it. This is absolutly postitive it. I've lost my computer, can't find it, who cares. This ain't no snow job, because if I dawdle or dink, I'm SOL......One word about this vid: BRILLIANT!!!!!!

[ortonWWEchamp]

CASHMAN THE LOUDMOUTH

:) LOL

[SoraROXAS999]

Man, this was FUNNY xD

[LightningrodC]

SSBB announcer!

[shmozz]

And Bill Nye the Science Guy announcer!

[jamesoffutt]

Smash Bros Brawl too!!

[drivingyoucrazy]

lmao

[JeremyH74]

The one that gets me every time, is Lost our Lease...Can't Find...Don't Care. Brilliant!

[railwayman]

the sequel to this one a couple years later was just as funny!

[maxiloxandspinax]

......... ummmmm..... yea okay yes totally maybe probable no natta never gonna stop watching this.. already watched it 25 times

[Kirok]

They're BIG-ASS nails! Huge! Immense! Mammoth! Imponderable! Prodigious! Titanic! Olypmian! Behemoth! Leviathanesque! They're... just, REALLY, REALLY BIG!

[jayjayjay]

Just how big ARE these nails?

[SoraROXAS999]

THE SIZE OF AN ELEPHANT!!! lol