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  • 240p... nice................

  • TASER EVERYONE!

  • Back in the real days of machinima

  • "erect?" "yeah erect as in erect and ready to fight lolz

  • The leaders a dick

  • Wow i just now got why the police is ERECT and the title is hard justice

  • Hello im an officer for the E.R.E.C.T Blow Me

  • TASER EVERYONE

  • lol becuase of dishes u went to college for 4 years...thumps up if tht is funny

  • So! You mind telling me who the hell you are?

    Bernard Brow-

    SHUT UP!

  • 2:08 COD player......

  • 2:08 COD player......

  • lol arected

  • "That was kinda gay, your welcome..." ROFL LMAO LMMFAO LOL OMFG ROMFL

  • I freaking hate Halo, but those videos are real funny.

  • Guy: Hey man, thanks. =D

    Bernard: That was kinda gay but okay. -_-

  • Max: who the hell do you think you are to interfere with police buisness

    Bernard: thats not the criminal the guy leaving the crime scene is the victim the criminal is over there he threw the first punch i defended myself and he was subdued

    Max:...........TAZER EVERYONE!!!!!!! Lawl

  • Why the hell is it that the highest rated comment is always somone commenting on what the highest rated comment is?

  • If I get atleast 50 thumbs up, I probably wouldn't even do anything.

  • howard: so you mine telling me who the hell you are?

    brenard: brenard brow..

    howard: SHUT UP

  • wow, ERECT and TOSERS... whats next in the list of Jon's heroic task forces

  • I lol'd when he explained about E.R.E.C.T. and how it was clever, then said, "So..you UP for it?"

  • ah that is my fav scene of any machinima.. Someone's fleeing the crime scene! *rocket launcher*

  • @xN00BsNip3rx stfu-_-

  • Right when he said that's kinda gay but welcome I was like true

  • hi

  • why the hell does anyone give a shit if people wanna put their fave quote

  • @dEViN1887 bcuz its annoying.

  • If you've watched the entire series and your rewatching this i think youll agree with me when i say TAKE THE DISHWASHING JOB, DO IT!!!!!

  • Who are you?

    Bernard Brow...

    SHUT UP!!!

  • Tazer everyone!!!

  • Ya because pointing guns at my head was apropriet till now

  • you mind telling me who the hell you are?

    bernard brow-

    SHUT UP!

  • as soon as he was done saying why he didnt want to be a cop, the guy should have ssaid: "o.k.... EDDY TASER HIM!!!!!! berneard: "wait what?" *tased* "owwwww!!!! what the fuck!?!?!?" eddy: did i do good?" max: "hell yeah!"

  • we have to watch these stuipid ads due to youtube getting sued but instead of them getting sued they have to put up free advertisement

  • hey man....THAAANKS

  • Thumbs up, if you agree, you don't want to see a comment that say thumbs up. Two Thumbs up guys, you'll like my thumbs.

  • Thumbs u... Oh wait i'm not a spammer

  • Waaaaaaaayyyyyyy better than arby n the chief

  • @K1LL3RLEG3ND1159 which is funny because it was made by the same person lol

  • i dont gove a shit about reebok

  • what  the hell is your name brenard bro- SHUT THE HELL UP!

  • haahaha eddies partner always ends up blowing up inocent cars lol

  • arby n the chief was alot better

  • alt f4 to skip adds thumbs up

  • Ha that'd be me with no good backup and say taser everyone

  • Oh dude im talking about him. I love the show. I watched every episode i loved it.The ending was a little off but it still ruled

  • I would buy dishes just to wash them......... wtf man you suck

  • @MasterMef dude this is over 2 years old

  • thumbs up if ADS are anoyying

  • SHUT UP!

    that line cracked me up

    LOL

  • Erect. So simple. So funny They should have a statue ERECTed in their honour

  • 1 word ÊPÎÇ

  • HARD Justice?

    ERECT Team?

    Sexual puns galore....

  • ROFL Howards the funniest character in this series. If they made a movie of this everyone would be dying in laughter...

  • TAZER EVERYONE!!! 

  • the ERECT team :D

  • -So, you mind telling me who the hell you are?  -Bernard Brow-

    -SHUT UP!!!!

    Replayed 63 times and it hasn't gotten old.

  • lol "Bernard Bro-" "SHUT UP!"

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  • SHUT UP!!!!

  • 234 keep bumping into shit

  • lololol "I keep...bumping into shit..."

  • 234 people got tazered.

  • SOMONES FLEEING THE CRIME SCENE

  • "everything is undercontrol"....... "TASER EVERYONE!!!"

  • hahahahahahahahahaha

  • 4:07 and onward is the funniest thing my precious eyes have witnessed :) hahahaha

  • they should make this again on reach

  • TAZER EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!

  • 2:05 to 2:20

    FAH

  • hey guys is jon cjg the same guy as digitalph33r?

    just a question since some of the characters look kinda like the guys from one life remaining

  • @skykid720 yeah

  • @skykid720 yes

  • this machinima series is the best one to ever be made using the halo series. Good Work guys XD

  • Thumbs up if you miss Halo 3 Machinima like this.

  • Why the hell is it that the two highest rated comments on every single video are:

    1: Someone either bitching about ads or asking for thumbs up. Or a combination of the two.

    2: Someone quoting something from the video that we all just finished watching, and then asking for thumbs up.

  • @chadt4 yeah u r totaly right i never noticed that, but what really pisses me off is that almost everyone asks for thumbs up..........thumbs up if you agree(P.S that was a joke)

  • @chadt4 or someone complaining about it

  • @chadt4 Because we are all a bunch of bitching assholes and washing dishes if FUCKING COOL

  • @chadt4 Sir im going to ask you to simmer the fuck down

  • @chadt4 And then a comment bitching about the comments

  • @chadt4 or somebody making a statement about how annoying people who ask for thumbs up are.(then asking for thumbs up)

  • @snorlaxify he didn't ask for thumbs up though

  • @chadt4

    becuase people on youtube never get tired of the same freaking stuff.

  • @chadt4 Because YouTube is being assailed by spammers and idiots...

  • @chadt4 HERPA DERPA DERP - 'I DON'T THINK YOU'RE QUALIFIED FOR THIS JOB' HAHAHAHHA THUMBS UP LAWLAWLAWL THIS IS A TROLL FAKE COMMENT

  • @chadt4 I'm sick of these stupid ads! >:( Getting in the way of funny stuff. I don't want to see these stupid ads, I want to see the part with "I've always wanted to wash dishes" lol Thumbs up if you agree.

  • @chadt4 thats why from now on who asks thumbs up or quotes something from the videos will get from me a thumb down

  • @chadt4 or sum1 bitching about the bitching and asking for thumbs when they quote something

  • @RKillgore or bein like "thumbs up if you hate thumbs up whores"

  • @chadt4 just cus

  • @SHODANFan ey dont call me a retard dum ass its called sarcasm dumn ass

  • do you mind telling me who the hell you are?

    Bernard Bro

    SHUT UP!

    LOLOLOLOLOL

  • this is my 3rd time watching the series ahah its still a gud show

  • @ninjaflow97 this is my second time watching the series

  • This series reminds me of those old cops shows where everything was so dramatic.

  • if you dislike this series your gay

  • We're ERECT and ready to fight crime! XD

  • wow his lifes ambition is to wash dishes how high of an acomplishment

    lol

  • i think this is based off the Rouge Pictures movie "Hot Fuzz"

  • not bad

  • Don't tase me bro!

  • "Whats your name?"

    "Bernard Brow-

    "SHUT UP!"

    xD

  • if the add comes up again...TAZER EVERYONE!!!! (5 secs later) BZZZZT

  • Circular logic and Mumbo Jumbo. I love that haha

  • erect and ready to fight crimes 

  • Im still trying to see if this is gonna be a good series as One Life Remaining. :[] hope it is.

  • @CryTheRavens trust me its a good series, well the second season isnt as good as the first. Hope you like it!

  • @Hershey2553 I definitely enjoyed it. Finished all 2 seasons in two nights. xD I'm like pissed that there isn't more of it. And it was toward the end where it wasn't as good in my opinion. But still very good.

  • LOVE IT! I think I need to tazor someone on a daily basis!

  • He's resisting... TAZOR!!!

  • hey man!.... thanks!.. that was kind've gay but your welcome. lol.

  • this is the first time ever that ive hit the f5 button 10 times

    and the add STILL. COMES. UP.

  • for graet justis

  • That was... .. . Kinda gay.. . but.. your welcome lol

  • E.R.E.C.T and Ready To Hump Someones Girl =D

  • TAZER EVERYONE!!

  • @CondemnedPhury Well they shouldn't. Google makes a shit load of money every day from Google itself. They don't NEED all these ads they just want more money

  • @CondemnedPhury Yes I understand that, it doesn't change the fact that they are annoying when you see them on every video

  • Thumbs up if your E.R.E.C.T. for this series

  • Stop bitching about ad's and just get AdblockPlus off mozilla firefox.

  • holy fucking shit thumbs up if u hate these fucking peer presure commersial with thoe's black people getting high I'm not being racist but its just fucked up now and nobody likes it!

  • im so glad this isnt just a stupid drama-lame-ass-stuff like One Life Remaining was.. atleast at the beggining... iwas expecting it to be.

  • Well we can't really expect Youtube to get rid of ads completely. But perhaps they could at least limit them to 1 ad per every hour and not on every freaking video...

  • You know i was going to buy fable 3, but now that they practically scrubbed it all over my face in ads and such, im just not gonna bother buying the games, well done Lion head studios!

  • TAZE EVERYONE!

  • Eradication

    of

    Repulsive

    Evil

    and

    Corruption

    Team

  • @Banje33 lol

  • wtf this is fuking retarded!!!why ask him a question and tell him to shut up as soon as he opens his mouth

  • @palpatine112 Silence, little troll.

  • @Banje33 commonly known as E.R.E.C.T

  • @Banje33 Greatest. Police Name. Ever.

  • @Banje33

    We knoq

  • thumbs up

  • frickn awesome! 

  • Awesome song at the B&G..i want

  • You allways need to be erect when you fight crime thumbs up if you think the way i do

  • love the series it the best

    

  • i think this series is based off how cops act today

  • press f5 to skip the adds

  • lol

    "Hey man,"

    *turns around*

    "Thanks.."

    "That was, kinda gay but you're welcome."

    XD

  • Nice to see some humor.

  • "So... you mind tellin' me who the hell you are?"

    "Bernard Bro-"

    "SHUT UP."

  • Who are you? Bernard B- SHUT UP XD

  • thumbs up if you love the halo reach ads! XD

  • Washing Dishes: It's a serious thing.

  • @DanDood11 like washing dishes since he was kid?????hahahahahahaha

  • ThIs WaS FuNnY

  • HaHa ThIs WaS FuNnY

  • E.R.E.C.T

    You UP for it? "No way!"

  • E.R.E.C.T.

  • "Who are you?"

    "I was just about to tell you-"

    "blahblahblah, i don't have time for you circular logic..."

  • Thumbs up if you freakin hate ads!

  • @halosucks22 not so much anymore, theyre halo reach ads:P

  • @halosucks22 Thumbs up if this guy should fucking deal and wait the 30 god damn seconds!

  • @halosucks22 you suck halo is awsome

  • @halosucks22 Yeah i know. Kids in Africa and in other various parts of the world have to walk miles to fetch a bucket of dirty, and dangerous water to drink which could lead to their death anyday. But yet, we have to watch a 10 second add that pays for Youtube, on our $600 computer which could buy them food for the rest of their life. Yeah , thats fucking painful.

  • Bernard Brow..

    SHUT UP.

  • he man.

    thanksssss

    that is kind of gay

  • I'm erected and ready to defend the people.

  • What's the map they are in that was like a city?

  • best fight scene ever at 2:52

  • TASER EVERYONE!!!!!!!

  • i like how they turned foundy into a city

  • lol *punched* OW WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

  • i personaly like federals against gonohreiah service beter than erect

  • i don't have time for your circular logic and mumbo jumbo

  • dont taser me bro

  • Hey man thanks

    That was kind of gay but what ever lol

  • wonderful sets.

  • no wonder the guy doesnt have a dish washer

  • ahahahaha

  • This would make a great TV show!