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  • Make a joke about taking an arrow to the knee and I'll f**king kill you!

  • 1:03 XD so funneh

  • 77 died!

  • i have seen this at lest 15 time it's stel funney LOL

  • Ha ha ha

  • ha ha ha

    

  • "Use that arrow to the knee joke again and I`ll ****** kill you"

    "But-"

    "And dont even ******* think about the dislike bar joke, no one touched my spear and disliked it!"

    "But-"

    "AND IT AINT DARTH VADERS LIGHTSABER EITHER!"

  • @cameranzo1 BURN that comment made my day

  • Touch this spear and I'll ******* kill you.

    Me:....Is that Keshen 8?

    End credits) Nailed it.

  • I'm pretty sure this wouldn't happen in London...

    Best not mess with those spearmen again.

  • ''Touch this spear and I'll -bleep- kill you'' :D

  • subscribe to help me take over youtube!!!!!

  • moviemakerchild got angry for the jokes because he touched the spear and got and arrow in the knee sry for bad english.

  • cool

  • TOUCH THE SPEAR AND I'LL F***ING KILL YOU!!!!!

  • TOUCH THE STAFF AND I'LL F****** KILL YOU!!!!

  • @captionchecker AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAH

  • man i loves this video thumbs up if u think the sames!!!!

  • THUMBS UP IF U SAW AT THE BEGGINING HIS SPEAR WAS IN HIS OTHER HAND!!!!!!!!

  • @masterchief6914 it was in the same hand throughout the video dumbass

  • "Touch that dislike button and I'll @!%# kill you!"

    -Emperor's Royal Guard

  • oh shut your mouth the video was still awsome

  • The surviving Storm Trooper later took a arrow to the knee....

  • I used to be a royal guard, then this dumb ass storm trooper shot his tri beam laser into my leg bendy place.

  • wich means iam a NINGA!

    

  • iam a tie fighter piolit

  • wow this is really cool and so funny

  • Wow

  • the gard is really mean

  • wow !!!nice man

  • sick

    

  • Ahhaha

  • Nice!

  • nice.

    how manny fps do you use?

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  • I used to be an Imperial Guard, then I took the spear to the back

  • i used to have an arrow in my knee, then i became an Imperial Guard

  • Chuck Norris would last longer

  • I used to be a clone trooper, but then I took a spear to the gut.

  • OMG AWESOME

  • im tired of seeing people say something like 68 people touched the royal guards spear,

    because the dislikes are always going to change

    the people who disliked this touched in royal guards spear.... oh and the i used to be a imperial guard then i took an arroww to the knee

  • @moviemakerchild shut your******mouth the video was still awsome

  • @james11689 chill dude it was a joke

  • touch the spear and ill fucking kil you

  • Hahaha ilarious

  • touch his spear and I'll F$%*ING KILL YOU!!! >=(

  • i used to be an imperial guard until i touched the instructor's spear

  • the Guard sounds like Coal on InFamous

  • I used to be an Imperial Guard, then I took an arrow in the knee..

  • @mmeikol

    didn't you say that on epic rap battles of history? you made top comment using the same line...

  • @ProffesorSpaz Really? I didn't knew that? I see a lot of comments about Elder Scrolls nowadays, especially this particular one!

  • @ProffesorSpaz I don't know how he does it...after I took an arrow in the knee I never made top comment. To fight through my very affliction and still post top comments, he's a stronger man than I.

    That's an Imperial Guard for you. If I was a gambling man I'd wager two arrows in the knee wouldn't stop him.

  • @mmeikol NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

  • @mmeikol I sued to take an arrow to the knee, then I grew up.

  • @mmeikol i dont get that joke its shit

  • @IxSyNiCaLx it's a skyrim joke! Look it up if you want! The original joke is: I used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow to the knee

  • @mmeikol oh yeah

  • @mmeikol Hahaha that is so funny, you should be a comedian!

  • @PopcornMawn it was funny like a month ago, I really hate the joke now xD

  • that was the diffinition of badass

  • @trethestar haha yeah it was, royal gaurd;touch the spear and i will f-cking kill you

  • Touch this spear and I'll f-cking kill you! Heh that's good

  • watch lego jedi bob vs thief

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! TOO FFUUNNNNNNYYYYY!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA­!!!!

  • One of my favorite stopmotions

  • touch me and i ---- kill u

  • touch the spear and I'LL f@^#ing kil you

    and they will fuck you up

  • 1:00

  • Funnu

  • the troopers face made me burst!

  • touch the spear and ill F****** KILL YOU!!

  • touch the spear and i f***** kill you :D:D:D

  • touch my spear and i will make you watch 10 hours of nyan cat ahhhhahahahahahah

    

  • @NewWhitelandAirsoft thats kind of funny but i love the nyan cat... and the rainbow bunchie i mean the final boss of the internet

  • Touch my spear and I fucking kill you... BBBBBBIIIIIIIOOOTTTTCCCCHHHH

  • uh hello, any star wars fanatic would know royal guards are humans! duh!

  • touch my spear and i will make you wach dora

  • very cool and funny

  • Touch my spear and i will kill you.

    Thats what she said....

  • this is one of my favorite videos

  • touch my spear and ill be your friend

  • magnificient

  • 74 people touched an royal guard's spear

  • @DarthKillerRoblox1 no 76 did

  • For the Empire!

  • 1;38 that hurts

  • Wow, I've never seen one fight until now. Don't wanna mess with them now. This is funny stuff

  • So that's how keshen8 sounds like

  • 73 people touched the spear and were f***ing killed..

  • That royal guard is gonna f****ng kill us

  • 2 then 5 lol

    pwnage

  • moustaches grow on thier helmets, lOL

  • EPIC 

  • That was awesome I mean that seems to realy describe how the Emperor's guards really fight

  • hahaaha i knew the guard was keshen8 i recognized the voice

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  • touch the spear and I will ....... kill you ha ha ha

  • If you touch the dislike button im gonna ******** kill you

  • So awesome

  • 73 people touched the spear

  • dislike this video and i will F***ing kill u

  • "touch this spear i'll f**kig kill you!"

  • @dndswift

    U where not at all necessary and guess what I can royal guard ur ass and this video is kickass

  • Awsome vid I love it!!!

  • U know the royal guards are noghri right? Thras why they get so angry so quick

  • @rebel8909 actually no

  • the screaming was not at all necisary

  • gratis man ! sickkK!!

  • LOL!

  • hillarious

  • Hey Star Wars fans, we've uploaded a new rock song that follows the story of Episode 4: A New Hope! Please spare a few minutes to listen to it and give some feedback :D

  • DO NOT TOUCH THE F**KING SPEAR!!!!

  • your awesome

  • i just did not like the scream but good vid

  • LOL AWSOME VID!

  • Cool

  • it made me pe in my pants!!!!

  • @danishlego how can that make u pee in ur pants?

  • @xboxplayerz01

    it was funny thats all

  • hyvä

  • This video made me subscribe.

  • the best

    

  • Yoda obviously didn't care when he went after the Emperor and knocked his guards out

  • i think he thought of a tree...

    -_-

    not a bada*s imperial guard

  • TOO FUC*ING FUNNY!

  • touch my spear i will make you wacth elmo

  • @TheBlueeyes2001 What's wrong with Elmo?

  • @TheBlueeyes2001 Maybe you should, then you'll learn how to spell.

  • @TheBlueeyes2001 You hating on Elmo?

  • That is cool thuc this spear and i will f***ing kill you hahahahaha

  • LOL at the guy's shocked face! XDDDDD

  • funny as hell!

  • bad ass

    

  • So funny

  • haha.

  • lol

  • a pig with wings was riding in a golf cart predicted that the emperor's guards will end the world

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 72 people lost their best friends to the spear.

  • press 7 & 2 really fast then press 4 and enjoy the show

  • THEY WILL END YOU

  • Cool

  • @Haloreachforge7201 now it 72

  • I think Keshen8 was the voice actor for the guard

  • i didn't know they could: talk scream take helemts of and get killed by messing around

  • hold down 4

  • 'Touch da spear and I'll f**king kill you' I started to die laughing.

  • poor guy he lived a bad life with darth vader

  • ha

  • Heh, he touched his spear. :3

  • @123codename123 So, why were you saying 'they would've been killed so they couldn't dislike'? It's a joke, he's saying that to be funny.

  • @123codename123 It is a JOKE!!

  • He just got owned.

  • @123codename123 You are sooo stupid!

  • epic frame rate

  • Im quick to anger too! LOL i cut my cousins sarm with a pocket knife  :D

  • Touch this spear and I'll f*** kill you

  • WOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!

    Is a very nice video

    I like it: I subscribe on your channel :D

  • wow amazing!!!

  • why does he sound like the joker?

  • omg i figured out tht now 101 have touched the spear

  • lol @ the OMG face

  • Press 4 for R@pe

    Press 7 for a scream xD

  • cool vid dude

  • 72 people touched his spear.

  • Im going to do that to the Queens Gaurds when I go to the palace :S!

  • Don't mess with a Muslim wearing a burqa. lol

  • @MichaelJacksonFan000 RACIST BITCH

  • @GalacticStudios50 How is that racist? Wtf...

    You have to be a strong Muslim to say that or some way politically correct idiot who thinks everything is racist. I feel sorry for your ass.

  • @MichaelJacksonFan000 hey you fag, im a muslim, and im OFFENDED, if you say somthing like that agian i can report you

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  • @MichaelJacksonFan000 hey dude, im sorry, i thought you were insulting me, but that dosent mean you have to go crazy with insults, im sorry agian, and by the way... what you said on my channel dosent offend me AT ALL, so if your trying to be mean, its not working

  • @MrDUDEMIR Well, you shouldn't have been offended at all. I just made a Muslim woman wearing a burqa (and not all Muslim women wear it, only few of the 1 billion Muslims) a powerful fighter, defending "herself" from idiots and yet you get offended?

    In real life, I bet if a burka wearing woman is faced by men who are trying to rape her, she will fight back...come on. You just get offended easily. Even the other Muslim here called me a "racist" over my comment - Islam is a religion, not a race.

  • @MichaelJacksonFan000 thats funny and im a muslim

  • TOUCH THIS SPEAR AND I'LL ******* KILL U awawaawawa lol

  • awesome and great job

  • 72 people were killed in the process.

  • 5,266 people DIDNT touch thy spear

  • 1-100 people touched thy spear