Soccer Dad

[raefurmekh]

LOL total DILF! I'm 28 years old and I've had a crush on Penn since before I even knew what "boys" were! Its that very reason I'm sitting here at midnight watching ALL of these old episodes, when I have to be at work in 4 hours!

[hailmary7283]

Where can i find the little league episode of bullshit?

[helvetesund]

did hate sports because you where horrible, or where you horrible because you hated sports?

[jitterbuggogoboy]

Sorry Penn, you're not that gorgeous enough to be a DILF.

[captainphoenix]

My mom made me take up soccer when I was 4....because I was a spazz and she needed me to have some means of burning calories on a regular basis or else I'd just spend the day bouncing off the walls uncontrollably. Needless to say I fell in love right away. Maybe I'm just the exception-that-only-reenforces­-the-rule, but I guess in my case I can't blame my mom.

[paranorma1palace]

hey penn check my video response, here in the uk "soccer" is an institution, kinda like christianity, they say its the opiate of the people, traditionally in the uk certain teams are considered either catholic or protestant, celtic are catholic..rangers are protestant, its taught as a main curriculum in our schools, and i think kinda brainwashes the working classes[of which i am a member], waxed tanned homoerotic suggestion written all over it,soccer sux man i cant think of one redeeming feature

[gothchick74]

Definite DILF...

[hatchetgrrl]

@gothchick74 Agreed talent and intelligence are sooooo sexy!!! DILF

[Munkatten]

remebering my sister <- HA! Someone fucked up! :D

[operacat21]

Oh I agree, total DILF! I know from butt-rubbing experience!

[scaramouche16]

I'd like to say, right here right now, that to me, Penn Jillette is a DILF.

[JimShadyUK]

Just buy your son a ball and join him for a kickabout in the garden if he asks you to - or suggest it to him. It's good exercise and easy for the whole family to join in. My son loves soccer, but I expect he's seen rather more of it on television than yours...

[pennsays]

@JimShadyUK Yeah, most soccer games here are on in the middle of the night or in English pubs.

[Sefardisafran]

Soccer father, nice presentation after Palins stupidities and rantings.

Sefardisafran

[sincitymom5150]

well you are a D.I.L.F. in my book sexy:)

[Shredwizard90]

i hate sports..but i hate the people thats obsessed with sports even more..u know, the people in the stands screaming and cursing the refs if something dont go there way

[MirandaEFernando]

This guy is awesome. I love penns's honesty and sincerity.

[K0K4NE]

who cares,

is this what happens when you fail at being a celeb on tv, you turn to youtube lol

[userpjx]

This is a lot less about being a celeb and lot more about an interesting man expressing himself honestly.

[dubstranger]

two years old seems young to play does it?

some lady probably came up with that idea.

dont let your child play soccer

unless you want him to be anoyying.

[zwarkin]

yeah sports bore me to tears,if i have a choice i would rather watch a Japanese giant monster film.

[ImAlwaysR1ght]

oh you're so clever. i see what you did there with obama's name. har har.

[zenguin13]

I think as far as being a D.I.L.F. you'd be a great soccer Dad.

[Rocky183]

I bet you are a DILF for someone.

[texastardis]

that someone would be me. i think he's hotand smart.

[DDRpwnerer]

Anyway, regardless, I have to concur with your opinion on sports, I tried to like it but really couldn't, and I'm very glad you aren't trying to push him into these sports; my dad did and I really wish he hadn't. Hopefully he'll recognize that too if he chooses not to go with it.

[DDRpwnerer]

A "very personal" episode? Hm... Uh oh. :[

[budliet]

quit playing with your hair.

[TOMMYfromtheBRONX]

Hey Penn , i accept ill be on your show . My email is down .

[theundercoverangel]

*ROTFLMAO* .. DILF??

[MassZombicide]

Dad I'd like to fuck

Well not me literally, I don't want to fuck him but I'm saying that's what it means. Yuh know, like the male version of MILF

Jesus fucking Christ, I remember I MILF back when I was a little kid, she was the mother of one of my elementary school friends. Even when I knew he was out of town, I'd go to his house and ask if he was there just to see her. OMFG I swear she was the single most beautiful thing I'd ever seen, she may well be thee single most beautiful thing ever

[theundercoverangel]

*LOL* I know .. that was more a SHOCKED question... than a I don't know what it means.

[mrstrings2006]

Dilf? hahaha

[PhrostCope]

penn=god

[pennsays]

Please tune in at 2pm a very personal episode from Penn

[utubesucks2003]

We will be there.

[gruelin1]

penn doesn't drink or take drugs, period.

[jordanxxx]

it's official,

Penn is on the reefer again

[nsideguy]

I just heard dilf in a porno

[PaintedRoadkill]

best comment ever

[PaintedRoadkill]

You are so a DILF already Penn, for that big ass brain of yours! Don't have to be a "soccer dad" for that. Still it means for me I am behind a year trying to see if my son wants to do any sports...he will be 4 next april. Already he shows a knack for t-ball when we play at home...yeah I am gonna try not to push him but one can still hope!

[ingibingi2000]

well there was an outstanding complete sporting event last night except for the overtime

[bubbaj909]

well there was an outstanding complete sporting event last night ESPECIALLY for the overtime...

[rednecktrucker1969]

does Penn even read this sh**? I imagine not. It is good that his kids are getting some exercise, the fat, vidiot generation thing is not working out so well. So keep it up, until the kid tells you what to do with that soccor ball. :)

[RIPPPtheJacker]

"leaving the soccer field and wondering over to the tee-ball area..."

Your son is a true patriot.

[sevendueceoffsuit]

If you are male, a parent, rich and famous, you automatically qualify as a DILF.

[GotSoulDoubt]

Haha, so true. I believe that is the copyrighted formula for DILF.

[tecnoblix]

Wouldn't that actually be a FILF? (that's pronounced FILTH.lol)

[Efferts]

The term would only encourage its use. lol.

[nestorrfortuna]

well, sports play positively in children.

you can be a soccer dad as long as you know how to drive your offspring to organized sports.

as far a dilf... i think you can be for someone.

ps: i just wanted to put a comment as pointless as the video

[JumpStop1]

i hope my kids don't do the same things i want to do in life. if it happens that way so be it. the thing i want is for them to have it better than i did as a kid and to succeed more than i have in my life

[blink18jew]

OMG Bullshit Season 7 confirmed?

[archivesbc]

It does not fit the concept - you're not expecting them to seize opportunities you could have capitalised on when you were little.

In the end the greatest compliment for a dad is to see his child following in his footsteps - but that usually refers to becoming a doctor or a specialist of some sort. You simply enjoy the glimmer of your DNA imprint if you will :)) and so would I in your stead.

[darkkittycry]

Pathetic.

[jeanfou1]

Oh, Penn... You are already a DILF to me...

[JPaulDiLucci]

nice

[legendre007]

Mr. Jillette, don't you already have many female fans? Hence, you could already be a DILF. ;-)

[pennsays]

Stay Tuned for a very personal video from Penn later today

[legendre007]

"Stay Tuned for a very personal video from Penn later today."

I can't wait. :-)

[dutchvigilante]

Because these Pennsays videos are just regulary personal? kinda personal?

Still, quite curious.

[MoeB250]

I hope it's Penn in the kitty cat costume. That would rule.

[legendre007]

Excellent. :-)