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  • "NOOOOOOOO DO NOT ENGAGE HONK HONK BLARG! BLLLAARGG!"

    actually pissed myself laughing

  • "GODD DAMNIT, TOUCHED MY TARXUS.... with explosions" god i love michael

  • Aim bot... If the bungi thinks thats a valid challange the are fucking retarded!!! But then again bungi has been out of touch with reality since the second game anyway!!!

  • I did this with friends haha

  • Blood Pressure = High

  • 4:13 the game told him

  • if you cant kill a grunt that means u suck

  • touch my traxxes

    

  • YOU CANT TAKE ME ALIVE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!! SHIT i am not doing that shit again

  • We got a f ing speed racer

  • you are shit

  • WAHAT WHAT THE FUCK COME ON! DAMNIT Well at least the one good thing from doing this over and OVER AND OVER AGAIN look at that fucking view oh yea mm

  • Dumb fuvking game. I dont understand how not seeing a gun makes any sense...... No wonder its fucking hard.... It would be hard to get to work if my car had no wheels also! Fucking dumb game!

  • @suicideking302 He can't see his hud because of one of the skulls idiot -.-

  • @suicideking302 all the skulls is on thats why he can't see it

  • bill clinton 2:35

  • EAT SHIR YOU FUCK... Fuck

  • uh... y were u lookin at Emile's ass?

  • best f'n rage quit ever

  • this is 1 pissed off dude...

  • Eat shit fucks!!! Fuck I ate the shit.

  • If I didn't have Iron on I would be at the 1st checkpoint lolz

    Now I feel like playing the Iron Man 2 Rage Quit

  • On the road again gonna drive around delivering Sh*t on the road again

    (THEN)

    Woah woah woah slow down! That one really got me

  • When you can't kill a grunt you dnt like cunt. LoL

  • F*ck the mongoose let me drive the Traxus WHAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY DRIVE THE TRAXUS?!?!?! WOW!!!!

    That would be my dream T-Shirt

  • Why won't u shut ur freaking mouth and stop the swear it's so annoying bitch

  • Rage Quit: Solitaire

  • F*ck you, B**tch you cant see me i'm sneaking!

    T-shirt or Bumper Sticker?

  • OH!! EAT SHIT YOU FUCK!! FUCK...I ATE THE SHIT -__-

  • The Valley of Michael. XD

  • Rage Quit at Saints Row 3

  • You can't touch my traxus fuck you haha. Shit they touched my traxusa

  • 4:48-5:08 best part

  • HOLY SHIT I CAN ACTUALLY DRIVE THE TRAXIS?!!? WOW

  • On the road again

  • "YOU NEVER TAKE ME ALIIIIVE BICHES!!!!"

  • "FUCK YOU SKULLS IM GONNA SKULLFUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU"

  • I never laughed sooooo much!

  • Lmaooooooooooooooo

  • Michael is only Major grade 2

  • YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE BITCHES!!!

  • Ukrainian judge lol

  • I do LASO for fun!

  • WHERE BEING VERY VERY QUIET HAHAHA....... IM HUNTING COVENANT LOL THUMBS UP IF FUNNY LOL 2:24

    

  • "FUCK YOU BITCH YOU CANT SEE ME IM SNEAKING!"

  • Why the fuck do people have the urge too type out a sentence that's being said in the clip?!!?!??

  • how the fuck do you insut ukranians mother fucker 

  • @hardcoregamer82 theirs always at least one troll who cant spell...

  • "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHEN YOU CAN'T KILL A GRUNT??!!"

    I want that on a t-shirt

  • at 1:51 did that elite kill a grunt?

  • Michael swore 130 times in this video

  • "SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITS­HITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHI­TSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!"

  • "FUCK ME... DAMNIT!!"

  • be vewy vewy qiet huhuhuhuhuh..

  • be vewy vewy qiet huhuhuhuhuh...

  • yea if you read the challenge description you dont have to have blind turned on lol

  • I'm Ukranian..........

  • @wolfman954 LOL OMG I'M A DEPRESSED THUMBWHORE. I CAN ONLY GET SATISFACTION OVER THE INTERNET. I ALSO TYPE IN CAPS SO PEOPLE WILL NOTICE ME. THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE AND NOT IF YOU LEGITIMATELY LIKED MY COMMENT

  • LMFAO!!! "Are you kidding me? (x3) YOU CAN RUN AROUND THE SIDE? YOU CAN RUN AROUND THE FUCKING SIDE!?

  • i didnt no u could drive that wtf

  • Micheal is a pure genius

  • come down

    

  • If you replaced all the swears with beeps, there would be no sound except for beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep beeeep beeeeep beep bebeeeeeeeep.

    But that wouldnt be as much fun.

  • lol gotta love the traxxis

  • LOL OMG 3:33 IS THE FUNNIEST HERE LOL THUMBS UP IF U AGREE LOL

  • "O FUCK OH FUCK FUCK O SHIT FUCK

  • 2:41 he alerted them because he yelled so loud lol

  • Why are there 337 dislikes?

  • @Nathan9060to much bad words jk

    

  • Turn on captions, almost as funny as the video.

  • hey he needs a brack from games can you giv him a brack can you do that?

  • @nod8190 Enlighten us as to what the fuck a "brack" is.

  • WOHA LANGUGE

  • @kailtynmurphy wadda you expect? he's michael. or, as he would put it, I'M MICHAEL YOU BITCHY PEICE OF SHIT!!! ( not insulting you)

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  • a valley named after,michel......the raging sorrows

  • Michael should know that bungie decided to make it so you can just do the mish but can turn off blind

  • "FUCK U SKULLS IM GOING TO SKULL FUCK THE SHIT OUT BITCHES"

    "FUCK ME I'D RATHER BE ON THAT SHIP ITS MORE SAFER UP THERE!"

    "I CAN'T KILL A FUCKING GRUNT I CANT KILL A FUCKING GRUNT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!"

  • You know the highest rank in reach should have been called Master Chief

  • I love this guys voice. He totally does exactly what i do when i play games, 3:23. Haha this shit is hilarious. I have officially fallen in love with rage quit.

  • Someone owes some money to the swear jar.

  • Fuk u scrab u cant touch my traxus, god dammit touch my traxus! xD

  • Well at least the one good thing from doing this over, and over, AND OVER, AND OVER AGAIN....look at that FUCKIN view. Aww yeah, mmrrmm. L-M-M-F-A-O! xD

  • Fuck u bitch u can't see me PEW!!!!!!

  • if u think thts hard now than try playing with my brother he will kill u

  • he does realize he doesnt need the blind on right

  • Fuck the Mongoose let me drive the Traxus.

    (presses X)

    WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN ACTUALLY DRIVE THE TRAXUS?!?!?!!?!?!

    WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "MLP Micheal"

  • @slowlearner46 my little pony micheal

  • "CAN YOU COME BACK AND PICK ME UP?!"

  • On the road again, gonna drive around, deliverin' shit, on the road again. LOL

  • and this is why i dont play LASO

  • he doesnt have a gun when shooting.

  • @mrmclewisguy One of the skulls makes that happen. So you can't always tell what gun you are even holding.

  • SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!! God damn it LOLZ

  • "NO, DO NOT ENGAGE, HONK HONK BARK BARK, FRIENDLY FIRE! FRIENDLY FIRE!!!"

  • @zerotankor It's Blarg Blarg not Bark Bark

  • @zerotankor actually it's "blarg blarg"

  • @flyboy685 I'm just repeating what HE said...

  • I just bought Halo: Reach and I'm excited to play!

  • @DirectorM6 be prepared for disapointment (coming from a amazing halo fan)

  • btw traxus's pwn so dont dis them

  • dont shoot friendly fire lol

  • @ 3:45 a grrunt says bitch suck my dick listen closely

  • @D3ATHRIDE19mwf2 ahahah i heard it!

  • EAT HIT U FUCK (sad voice) fuck i ait the shit! lmfao

  • FUCK U SKULLS IMA SKULL FUCK THE SHIT OUTTA U HAHAHA

  • FUCK U U DONT C ME PSSHHHHOOOOO!!!!!!

  • i think he only put the skulls u didnt have 2 use on so he could rage more thank you sir

  • Rage Quit: Halo Reach Multiplayer

  • FUCK YOU SCARAB YOU CANT TOUCH MY TRAXUS...

    GOD DAMN IT! you touched my traxus

  • Omfg, dude, u r epic, those other dudes are boring as shit (sorta like that guy from the clear eyes commercial), but you are funny as hell, man, lol

  • YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE BITCHES! LOL

  • @Rissien73 lol

    

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  • The two top comments are douchbags

  • why does everyone just qoutes him and then gets the top comment?

  • Did he say shit? xD

  • @TheBennx77 U R A FACKIN PIECE O' SHIT GET A LIFE KID ASIODFAJSFOKVMA@@@

  • @FatHunter106 I hate my life :(

  • @TheBennx77 buy another, I have on sale

  • @FatHunter106 Cool!!, can I have one half price though, ive got not whores left,so can i pay you in elephants?

  • Michael: YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO TAKE ME ALIVE BITCHES!!!

  • One of the best Rage Quits!! :D

  • hey i love your video

  • why doesn't he have a gun?

  • @lord1371 blind skull

  • @lord1371 it's a skull

  • be vawy vawy quiet...im hunting covenant ah ah ah ah ah

  • I CAN JUST RUN OVER THE SIDES?

  • @ 3:23 This is why i love Michael.... hilarious!!!

  • jast aaaaaaaaaaAa

  • how many times did he said fuck?? I stoped counting after 20...

  • @CRAZYguyinhisbasment i lost count at 2:20

  • Michael spartan is same color as mine :D

    (white)

  • THE LIKES, ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • you'll never take me alive bitches lol

  • his blood pressure must be over 9000 xD

  • Hey Michael, Here are your three words: GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!! GO SUCK DICKS!!!!

  • @nativeangel02 thats six words dumb ass

  • YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE BITCHESSS!!!! LMAO xD

  • Yes almost at the end of the level...Wraith!

  • this is rage quit: "FUCK FUCK SHIT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLES FUCKING FUCKING GODDAMMIT HOLYSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!" LOL he swears so much it get's so funny!

  • 2:24 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!

  • ...

  • Rage Quit: The comments section. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE ASSHOLES DOING CONSTANTLY STEALING MY LINES"

  • NO DO NOT ENGAGE! HONK HONK! BLARK BLARK! FRIENDLY FIRE! FRIENDLY FIRE!

    Hahahahahahahahaha

  • Dude your gonna kill ur self over this bullshit

    Lol wow yea it's hard as hell but still

  • shitshitshitshitshitshitshitsh­itfuck..shitshitshit SHIT SHIT SHIT SSHHIIT.

    nononononononononono jesus fuck!

  • I have one question. Why was the HUD Skull on...that is actually the only skull that doesn't need to be on.

  • @Ghost45198. Haha thats what she said hahaha

  • mhm that fucking as grrrr >:]

  • The end was worth living for

  • 2:25 LOL

  • lol y do u have blind on for laso u dont need that for it.

  • Omg that's HARD!

  • RAGE QUIT:family guy the video game. thumbs up if u agree

  • FUCK YOU SCAL YOU CANT TOUCH MY TRAXUS BITCH!!! GOOOD DAMNIT he touched my traxus...

  • When everyone but Michael knows that laso is only the gold skulls.

  • his elmer fud impression is the best

    

  • You suck dock Michel

  • Rage Quit - Mindjack.

  • Rage Quit- Babysitting. . . you'll probably kill yourself.

  • @35tranquility Rage Quit - Life

  • It's sounds like my brother in the room with black ops " you fuckin bitch I shot you first bitch" dad: "JOE CALM YOU FREAKING ASS DOWN!" me : ****LAUGH***

  • lol he has one to many skulls on

  • LMFAO 2:30

    

  • Rage Quit- Ninja Gaiden II

  • 3:15 priceless.

  • on the road again gonna drive around delevering shit on the road again

  • wo wo wo slow down jesus crist we have a fuckin speed racer here

  • I'm just saying this, ok? I like PS3 better because it's not as HARD as XBOX. For all you people who reply hate messages JUST because you like XBOX, go jack off.

  • u dont have to have blind on

  • Rage Quit- Real Life!