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  • OMG!!! What an excellent random with the Klingon Mona Lisa at 01:51.

    I'm falling apart laughing XD

  • So, are you done making TNG recuts or just this plot line?

  • 11:18 Geordi NOM NOM!

  • Second time I've watched this, still laughing till it hurts.

  • Love the Fuck Q homage right at the start.

  • C3PO going down on Leia. LOL.

  • last half with the flute, i almost pissed myself laughing! well done sir!

  • Where is the line that Sisko says about the Galactic War taken from?

  • the first 20 seconds are priceless xD

  • Is Picard wearing Depends at 1:00?

  • The stardate is composed of the lock code data used when he took over the ship in one episode that I can't seem to remember the name. This Is hilarious!!

  • Being an empath, Troi knew that Picard was going to leave the ship.

  • Well at least in this timeline Dax somehow avoided being killed by Dukat.

  • So old Picard kills regular Picard and the cycle starts anew. Sort of like the Mobius, a twist in the fabric of Picard's soul, from which there is no escape.

  • Wow this is an absolutely brilliant end all.. This video makes me want to become a better person. I absolutely love it. I mean... you just really outdid yourself. Funny to say but I think I am almost in tears, and this is coming from a hard ass that doesn't cry!

  • Shit just got real 10:21

  • Picard: The Destroyer of the Worlds.

  • you sir have made me laugh so much with these. Long live TNG.

  • Hahaha, Gargoyles.

  • That was so great. Thank you very much!

  • i wonder why trio was in picards quarters and weren't trying to kill him. she was rather upset when picard destroyed the transport ship she worked hard at trying to enroll people into

  • BRAVO BRAVO!!!

  • You know, I'm surprised that Picard never went to Dune, considering that he played Gurney.

  • Looks from Dr. Pulaski to Beverly, then back to Dr. Pulaski, thinking, "Damn, age must really hate your guts, woman."

  • I can still make a decent cup of ...sperm.

  • You are god!

  • My male Shepard in Mass Effect is pretty much TNG Recut Picard. Cowardly, villainous Shepard. Normandy comes under attack, "I gotta get to a shuttle..."

  • Ahh what à ride... these recuts were and always will be a true masterpiece.

    A tester-mentioned to you generalgrin.

  • Where did the Sisko lines come from?

  • @jorianhudson29 gargoyles

  • I think you should do some voyager recuts next .

    The idea of turning Captain Janeway into a supervillain doesn't seem that hard (especially if you watch SFDebris review).

  • @phantomdasilva

    It's also a lot less pressure...Far fewer people watched it.

  • Sisko Borg Hahahahaha

  • Gene would be so proud -sniff- You have created a great thing thing here General Grin, but if it's too much pressure to continue here maybe you should consider a transfer to a cargo ship. There is a lot less pressure there.

  • @ATADSP +1 

  • which episode was this from?

  • @cybroxis All Good Things, it's the series finale to The Next Generation

  • Amazing! Loved the flashbacks! Fantastic work GeneralGrin; a great era has come to an end!

  • This is so hilarious and moving at the same time.

  • LOL clips of the Ninja Turtles in the Vinyard = awesome

  • 173467321327897776437311788873­2476789764376.5

  • @allquixotic

    Not a single zero.

  • A wonderful ending, thanks for that!

  • I think you should do a Recut series based on DS9, Voyager, and/or Enterprise

  • *sniff* So many good memories. So many good rape scenes.

    (What? No Spot vs. Will cuts?)

  • So all Picard has to do is shave and he looks 200 years younger? Man some people age so well

  • @TheRhinehart86 not 200 years younger, only 60 years younger (the time he traveled back).

    we know from recut 70 that Picard harvested the Baku planet's metaphasic particles so he may be using that to stay young. he also gave it to those he thought deserved it (like beverly) while not giving it to others like pulaski

  • I was having a beer while reading a book. At 0:58 I spit out said beer all over said book.

  • You should have used that line from Safe House when Geordi says

    Geordi: "How about Mr Picard??"

    Picard: "How about, go fuck yourself"

  • Uh Oh... the borg. lol

    After 200 of these things the jokes are still fresh

  • Bravo.

    

  • *spoilers* So 200-year-old Picard did away with present-day Picard? So now the captain of the Enterprise will be a goody-two-shoes going down with his ship? Terrible!

  • I laughed so hard I vomited.

  • 7:01 It wouldn't be the final recut without Picard doing the "Picard Maneuver."

  • what's the piece of music at the end called?

  • He finally got that song correct good job Picard

  • @Darkwizzrobe he had 200 years to practice...

  • But Data died prior to the event that destroyed Romulus, how is he still alive ?

  • @enkopingsbo Data didn't die in this universe. (Except for all the other times that were reset. ;) )

  • The ending montage was brilliant! :)

  • Man this video was amazing! I hope this isn't your last TNG Recut, but if it is I just want to say that I've seen pretty much all of these recuts and they are truly inspired. I could sit here and watch them all again (which I may just do). I think that you do outstanding work and you make me laugh hard every single time. So I thank you from the bottom of my heart for these videos.

  • Epic video. I bow to you, kind sir. I'll kneel and suck your balls if they ever get near me.

  • You have outdone yourself. Thank you.

  • What does Geordi call him at 0:43?

  • @wildhorse1986 "Lunkhead"

  • ★★★★★ 

  • I think Comedy Central or some other comedy channel should hire you and give you a team, to make recuts of television shows.

    Did you try suggesting this to any commercial channel?

  • picard arm punching had me in pissing myself with laughter

  • 5:10 proof baldness has been cured in the 24th century.

  • "Sisko: I'm choosing a beam setting to guarentee your merciful end."

    *borg cube fires at the drive section*

    "Picard: I remember this part, cya guys :D"

    *picard hits the shuttlebay and disembarks, enterprise Explodes*

    another great episode and good finish for ur TNG recuts

  • well done general! well done!!! Me and my girlfriend were brought together by mutual laughing at your videos!! :D

    I would dream about making videos like these as a kid when i watch TNG and you made it come true! bravo!

  • Geezus H. Jones Grin... Sisko is scary shit as a borg drone.

  • "Damn it! I'm Stupid! Oh oh, the Borg..." That is truly amazing :D

  • The ending was awesome!

  • super job. thank You for all 200 re-cuts :)

  • Yo GeneralGrin, just wanted to say, I've watched a ton of your recuts and I been a fan of yours for a while and this is my first time commenting here, thanks for the videos.

  • General, where did that mix of Picard's recorder song come from?

  • @nitehawk86 good question I don't remember it being in the show. It fits this video perfectly though.

  • Uhoh, the borg.

  • Hearing Picard FINALLY learn the flute, awwww it made me look back on all the laughs, all the many many laughs, and the horrible decisions and awful brutal acts.... good times. Good times.

  • Good thing I subscribed at 99 then, might've missed this channel.

  • 'The first thing you would do is leave the bridge of the enterprise' CLealry picard is a descendent of the captain of the recent cruise liner

  • Space: The final fuck-up.

    These are the "voyages" of the Starship Enterprise.

    Its continuing mission: To destroy strange new worlds. To seek out new life so its captain can enslave its civilisations. To poke the finger at things no one has poked it at before.

  • My favourite part was the ending. Love that song, which made me laugh even more so.

  • I busted a gut just at Picard seeing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

  • The final episode of TNG was better than most Star Trek movies.

  • The random ninja turtles had me laughing until it hurt. Maybe in the future Picard and company come back for a mini series, maybe not, In any event your editing skills are masterful and

    brilliant. I thank and salute you four hours of genuine entertainment.

  • You've out done yourself, General. I salute you.

  • I find it startling just how much of this is unedited.

  • twas beautiful. a crowning achievement. you've touched us all general.

  • He finally learned to play his flute. So very proud :p

  • I cried a little

  • GeneralGrin: "I'm a loner Data, a rebel"

  • The montage needed more wesley deaths. Brilliant ending to a series though

  • That was awesome you musthave spent a lot of time and effort making it. Good job!

  • Did I miss something?In the description of this video,you can read the following:"This will be the final recut on this channel.Future recuts will be uploaded to my second channel."As far as I understand,this won't be the last TNG-Recut,General Grin had to rearrange the other recuts,including non-TNG-Recuts because he reached the 200video-mark,I think you can't upload more than 200vids into one playlist or something.So possible new recuts will be added to the second channel.I'll keep an eye on it

  • @StarTrekMarco

    Do you know what the other channel is?

  • @Brockhad

    The link to the other channel is in the description.

  • WHY ARE YOU QUITTING, GENERAL? IS IT ACTA? SOPA? PIPA? Don't let those lunkheads who want destroy YT get in your way!

  • Truly, GeneralGrin... the sky was the limit!

  • And so, a legend comes to a close.

    Has Picard finally learned the error of his ways? Or does he continue down the same path he always travelled? We'll never know for sure.

    A fitting end to the TNG Recut series, GeneralGrin! Very well done!

  • I never get tired of Thrusting Riker.

  • Never thought of Riker raping himself as a tender moment till I saw it set to Inner Light.

  • Is this going to be the last ever TNG Recut ???

  • Good work Grin. Despite my comments before about *shudders* family guy, you've created a grand body of hilarious work! Thanks very much for your commitment and all the laughs.

  • Could someone PLEASE tell me where I can find the original clip of Jonathan Frakes humming the TNG theme? I require this for a ringtone. kthx

  • I've followed your recuts for 2 years atleast and I'm still impressed by them. You make my day everytime you release a new one. Thanks for having a humor as bad as mine.

    P.S. No homo.

  • I don't quiet get Deanna Troi there. So Picard got knocked unconcious with the off-button hypospray and woke up in the same room as Deanna Troi (does that mean that Riker knocks her out unconcious and kept her there beforehand). Picard walks out and Troi asked him to take her with him. What's all that about?. Does she know ahead that the borg would destroy the enterprise and Picard would escape the ship in the shuttlecraft and she is asking Picard to escape with her? How does she know that?

  • @phantomdasilva she's telepathic

  • Your next series should be life onboard a transport ship.

  • I congratulate you GeneralGrin, for creating this absolutely hilarious series, especially by putting in so much effort and surely hundreds of hours working on it.

    An absolute masterpiece!

    Thank you

  • What happened to 187-199? :P

  • @aaronp01 Generalgrin renamed some of his old videos to fill in the gap

  • First minute I was laughing.

  • @SuperNiceteeth And I like that you used footage from the final TNG episode for your final recot. I love you Generalgrin.

  • fucking brilliant!!

  • Fucking legend.

  • After seeing all 200 episodes I've come to the conclusion that Picard was some type of Immortal Demon.

    He died many, many times. Meet god, time traveled and even kill his alter self.

    He truly was a king of kings.

  • Bravo!

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  • Words can't describe... Dude, it's been an awesome series. Can't wait to see what you come up with next.

    I'll have to fire up your playlist for a recut marathon someday soon!

  • This is one of the best recut episodes of them all. Good way to end the series on this particular channel...very fitting Episode #200.

  • *tear*

    :_;

  • Please don't let this series end! Maybe you just need a little break from editing. Perhaps you should put in a transfer to a transport ship, I hear there's a lot less pressure there.

  • The Picard would be pleased!

  • An outstanding achievement you just did here GeneralGrin, and this one is a true masterpiece

  • The end montage got me right in the ovaries.

  • I'm clapping. Nice one.

  • Keep them coming these are great!

  • The dramatic music at the end honestly made me get a little bleary-eyed. I'm gonna miss getting these in my inbox. Thank you, General Grin, for the hours of laughter you've given us with your diverse, twisted, and improbably creative look at TNG. You deserve a standing ovation for producing reams and reams of this top-notch quality material, each one better than the last. I can now say with complete seriousness that "that was...ABSOLUTELY THRILLING!" Well done, sir. Well done.

  • By having Captain Picard go crazy and then time travel only to kill himself, by having him shot in his own shuttlebay and fleeing his ship, by causing unholy blasphemy against everything that the Great Captain Jean Luc Picard stood for... YOU'VE JUST COMMITTED AN ACT OF ULTIMATE BARBARITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! WELL DONE XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • Yes, General, it was absolutly thrilling.

  • I see Picard finally learnt how to play that flute :') thanks for the laughs GeneralGrin. If this really is the end of the series then I'm really going to mourn its loss.

  • A great reminder of all the laughs you've given us these past years. You never fail to make me laugh like an idiot for at least 5 minutes (sometimes for hours). I think I'll remember these more fondly that the actual show. Here's hoping for some more strokes of brilliance on your new channel.

  • "Dammit, I'm stupid!" XD

    The montage is the perfect end to the recuts, GeneralGrin. Thanks for all the laughs.

  • Including the Gene Roddenberry tribute at the end was a real classy move. Well done, GeneralGrin. Thank you.

  • Tribute show? Was there a writer's strike?

  • Will the missing episodes be random recuts of tng if you feel like making?

  • What a wonderful tribute montage. While watching it, I remembered fondly the many times Picard abandoned ship, Data going apesh*t crazy, Riker raping various people and all the other wonderful times. Quite a tear jerker.

  • Only Pulaski could go decades without getting a promotion

  • Thanks you for All the Epic Recuts u r truely a master in ur own right!

  • oh man - great respect for your great work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - p.s. maybe now after this many many episodes you should consider a downloadable pack for fans like me :) i want to watch it 60 minutes without youtubebreak :DDD

  • Well done. I really did not see any possibility of redemption in Picard.

  • @ShinobuHarvester Giant Turtles will do that to a man

  • I've watched all of your tng recuts and enjoyed every one! So much seriously funny stuff. Wow it's been a great ride! Thanks!!

    Looking forward to whatever videos you do in the future!

  • 8:41 Pretty much sums up the entire series.

  • starlog wow.

  • Absolutely wonderful end, General.

  • Well done, General, well done. I cannot imagine a finer series of recuts. Your humor and editing skills are brilliant!

  • recut 200? riker kills worf, picard is married to troi, then a borg sisko finally beats Picard, i love even at 200, he knows knows to haul ass via his shuttlecraft. but i guess the immortal Picard met his final immortal shattering end to his past self. love this, awesome work general, whats next?

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  • @GeneraIGrin Hang on, shouldn't that wipe himself out from history? Or is the Picard go beyond space and time and isn't bound by the same ruiles as anyone else.

  • @phantomdasilva no, killing yourself in the past will simply create an alternate timeline. you can't disappear from existence after killing your past self because if you got erased from existence, then who killed the past you?

  • @CIarKent ah yes, I forgot, the red dwarf effect.

  • Brilliant ending.

  • Wow...it was like watching the end of Return of the King.

  • Thanks, General. Much appreciated.

  • 1:50 The Klingon Mona Lisa in the background was very subtle...

  • @faa788 *finally* someone noticed that : )

  • @GeneralGrin It was the Klingon Mona Lisa? I noticed it but didn't see it was Klingon

  • @GeneralGrin Y U noticed what?

  • @StargateMunky the Klingon Mona Lisa painting at 1:47

  • @CIarKent cheers 'Clark' ;)

  • @CIarKent Truly epic!

  • "I read you last novel! That rubbish."

    Thanks for all these recuts. I've enjoyed them all.

  • I love how Worf bears wide-eyed witness to all the homoerotic craziness on the ship, like he's the only sane character sometimes.

  • I cried... Thanks, General )

  • I'm curious where you got the borgofied Sisko dialogue? o.o

  • In the end, when Picard shoots his future self, it almost seemed to me as if Picard was saying, "Enough is enough, there is only so many times you can hop in a shuttlecraft and abandon ship in an emergency, annihilate civilsations and obliterate entire worlds, bring terror into peoples lives and play god before it becomes tiresome. It is time, time to retire. Time to focus on my real mission, to seek out naked women and spy on the ships crew." Well Jean-Luc you truly were a psychotic bastard :)

  • but what about the giant turtles