Green Porno Educational Videos- Bee

[SebTortue]

So cruel!

We need medic bees to stop the bleeding, so that the father can live with it's hundreds of offspring.

[Thepinkfox1]

Women doesn't age

[Thepinkfox1]

She is hilarious.I love these skits she did.

[straightarrow372]

Ew.

[CAJim2]

Fuck, I'm in the weird creepy part of youtube again.

[BallsAtFace]

what the fuck am i watching!

[477lrn]

It is perhaps a little disturbing that this videos largest demographic is men 45-54

[hendev33]

Hmm.

[jasongemmick]

Isabella is a Genius!

[7689568]

@Deadeyedavid177 a male human's balls are taken away when married. What's the difference?

[GravityFair]

This is a beautiful thing.

[benkeplutten]

Corking Isabella would be(e) worth the loss, now that her mum isn't with us to dream for.

[shanghaiallie]

"Death Without a Penis" is totally going to be my band's name.

[Deadeyedavid177]

Wow... A bees dick breaks when mating?! You'd think that turn anyone off. ( T_T)

[szilvavirag]

Hahahaha, love this! Isabella Rossellini <3

[MajesticAngelX]

"Green Porno" is hilarious. Isabella is brilliant.

[baddaboomb]

Kids behold the dangers of drugs, for this was surely conceived on Strong Acid.

[SunnyD5]

I bet Isabella is a FREAK in the bedroom! :)

[ZephernVideos]

KTY BEE FOR DEATH WITHOUT A PENIS

[riyantanadevi]

it's A SHIT !! -__-"

[YouWouldNotBelieve33]

What Tha ...

[stfrtz]

its fun!

[TheDocter3331]

wtf

[Celluloidkid]

Love these!!

[Egypt7788]

Funny as Hell...

[yotamagam]

Overrated.

[gulllars]

She's a comedic genius :)

[juanchakkal]

WTF

[SANNAFABICH]

She's on my list.

[calmwillowbreeze]

She plays on Death Becomes Her with Meryl Streep. Thumbs up if you know the movie.

[eddietheebest]

this is so CREEPY

[DreadlockDrummer]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ScottKinmartinTV]

Creepy as hell!

[smily179]

4some?  1:24

[SantaSmiles]

wow..really educational!

[frostymintofdeath]

I PISSED MYSELF om my god.

[MlleThao]

lmao... wow... the penis thing got me... i'm watching this in the computer lab without head phones thinking its ok until she yells out, "MY PENIS WILL BREAK INSIDE OF HER VIGINA..." i think i made it akward for the only other person in the computer lab...he surely left right after i finished watching this video...what a video!! XD

[antdude]

I want to see ants version. ;)

[carolaco2]

oh làlà

[NaikenTv]

I want whatever she's taking.

[NikoisBack]

What a good case of hidden feminism! She chose all the species where the male dies after reproduction. However in nature, it is a big minority of species.

[Cybele1986]

I adore Isabella. Always Have. Always Will. She could read the phone book and I'd come out and watch, but this is SO much better than the phone book!

[HotMaSherry]

Just when i think I have seen it all...

[seamusgrandma]

I wish there was even an iota of accuracy. Format promising content disappointment.

[Huntra]

@seamusgrandma I'm not sure what you mean by no accuracy... Do you know anything about bees?

[Bluesjanet]

What a drama queen. Heh. Great video! Very funny and educational. (:

[rhiannonblues]

These are awesome!!!!

[graemeoliver84]

They should show this in biology classes at schools. Much more entertaining than those dated old educational videos made 20-30 years ago (spoofed by the comedy series Look Around You)

[xiMastax]

@graemeoliver84 they already do in college

[shaggybowie]

I don't want to be a bee

[wadadlibabe]

this one was kind of sad

[BailorTheSailorMan]

I would die without my penis too

[misfitdoll23]

Are these supposed to be serious or funny?

[paindoll]

@misfitdoll23 Beats me, i'm gonna have to take another look.

[prairietiger]

I love you even more than when we first met Isabella-Bee xo

[thatjohnharveyboy]

im actually crying of laughter. god im so imature

[graemeoliver84]

@thatjohnharveyboy You're not, it is quite funny.

[coltleader]

I love that female Italian ascent.

[ericjcartman]

Very interesting. I am proud of her doing what she loves.

[pie90087911]

AND MY PENUS WOULD BRECK OFF!!!! lol

[poopdownurthroat]

@pie90087911 AND STICK IN HER VAGINA LIKE A CORK IN A BOTTLE!

[HollywoodProduct102]

That has got

To be the most wackiest and

Retarded

Video eer

Made

[BROKENHOUSEFILMS]

you can see how her and david lynch liked each other

[kyradepinguin]

@BROKENHOUSEFILMS i didn't until recently i saw this on tv, and they said that!§ lol

[andeaver1937]

Anyone else knew she's Ingrid Bergman's daughter?

[Mrster]

@andeaver1937

Of course.

[djsandra1]

A female! Ready to mate! THAKS!!!!

[nofishhere4]

1:42 i thank god every day im not a bee

[jaceyray]

I can't stop laughing!!

[Chrisizle1]

Hmmm



[JSEBCKGC]

This is so AWESOME!! It is educational and disturbing....great stuff

[burtonrules123]

its official: she is weirder then her mother.

[mrbelley]

Alrighty now...

[BAMitsLilyRose]

LMFAO !

[crispycrab]

I wonder how unfertilized eggs can be anything.

[sweetxtasy4life]

Hmmm, females who do all the work and male drones who do nothing, but, wait around to have sex, sounds an awful lot like the human world to me.

[monstrowhale]

@sweetxtasy4life or your mom

[sweetxtasy4life]

@monstrowhale LOL, that sounds like something I'd say...oh, and fuck you...

[monstrowhale]

@sweetxtasy4life haha, this video inspires the best in all of us ;)

[ViniestFlame]

A mans worst nightmare. to die without his penis...

[classickendall]

sucks to be a bee

[giuliopoli69]

Anche fino a solo una decina di anni fa eri stupenda...Porca vecchiaia!

[njjimenez]

beautifully disturbing. i want more.

[IXScroungerXI]

Is it just me, or does her description of the male bees remind you of the general black man?

[CountSpatulaIII]

@IXScroungerXI you're a dumb racist piece of garbage, go kill yourself, etc etc. I'm sure you've heard it before (you should still kill yourself though).

[IXScroungerXI]

@CountSpatulaIII So because I'm white I should go kill myself? You're a racist prick.

Oh, and just so you know, the person who actually told me, "Her description of the male bees remind him of the general black man," was in fact black. So I guess you're going to tell him to go kill himself too? You are just a bigot, sir.

[CountSpatulaIII]

@IXScroungerXI I'm white too. It doesn't matter if someone else said it, it doesn't matter what colour they were, and it doesn't matter that you merely repeated it. It was racist and you shouldn't have said it.

[IXScroungerXI]

@CountSpatulaIII It's not racist, lol. It's merely pointing out that it resembles the description of the stereotypical black male. Don't get all crazy calling me a racist. I treat my black friends just the same as I treat my white friends. Skin color is just what it is to me, a color. So don't go around calling someone a racist and telling them to "go die" because they posted a comment on YouTube (of all places) stating a resemblance to a stereotype of a race. Quit acting like a child.

[poopdownurthroat]

@CountSpatulaIII It's funny because you're one of the millions of retarded people in the global society that think words are offensive. "he said nigger, he must be racist". yyyyyyeah. silly followers.

[kolpiuy56]

sooo odd

[zzforest]

OMG, I got my only good laugh this week from watching this clip, so amazing.

[Vanpire100]

Top 10 lame vids I have ever seen. Hilarious... riiight.

[muteternal1234]

holy..

[kaydeejay23]

This is so funny

[SCARYWIZARD]

Does she do birthday parties?

[JassuElla]

@SCARYWIZARD I just imagined a group of primary school kids going into hysterics at the sight of the male bee bleeding to death after castration.

[rinny02852]

......the fuck....?

[MrThemeParkAudios]

MY PENIS WOULD BREAK OFF!!!!!

[vicishereduh]

"my penis would break off!! it would get stuck in her vagina like a cork in a bottle"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[twatfuck]

i would die... without my penis...hahahaha! this shits awesome

[JACEH123]

"my penis will break off!"

i always laugh at that part, these are educational and funny! Why cant school be like this?

[firebutcracker]

I bet if you slept with her it would be great till you woke up the next morning and she started talking

[Noromongrel]

What the hell is this, a show for perverted children? Not sure I get this.

[Cybermagellan]

This is awesome...

[thomasrbogert]

Can't wait for the disney version!

[sodakandy]

This is scary

[mrmastermoviex2]

LMFAO this lady is god and her son is Jesus Christ

[Moonbutterfly7]

They were making fun of this on the soup and I was like "Wtf !" when I saw this.

[lovelyaley]

@Moonbutterfly7 LOL I saw it too and HAD to look it up!

[anonwillprevail247]

@lovelyaley HAHA SAME! to fuckin funny!

[ixchelsters]

@Moonbutterfly7 Hahahaha i thought it was a joke when i saw it on the soup till i saw it was an actual show this woman is a FREAK! she's a beautiful model but shes creepy

[anguaa]

how did i not know about these until now?

[ClassyBug]

This is the weirdest thing ever.

[blingerninja]

UNfertilized eggs make males?  That means that women have both X and Y in 'em--crazy cool.

[INGLEWOODambassador]

this is awesome

[eagalrox]

she dies without her penis :O

[kirikirimaix]

What, the hell??

[cmwalker84]

drama drama drama!

[mohawk5010]

One of the greats, Isabella, f**king a cardboard cutout bee in the shape of a man with wings and a cork up its ass.

[gretaccini]

if you have seen her in "Blue Velvet", this stuff come as no surprise. she was awesome in that.

[MillettiFilms]

She's brilliant! Love this video! I'm studying her in Film Studies at the moment, I really like 'My Father Is 100 Years Old' too, very well done.

[cjwright79]

Pure genius -- what a credit to Italy. :)

[amaravos]

love the little dance she does

[amaravos]

thanks on sundance the videos are spotty and dont play well

[Aslan1blue]

what the F***!!

[aprilxoxoxx]

1:15 <33

[illuminatioracle]

without my penis, i would bleed to death

[ifellupthesteps]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[inflatedheart]

skahler-- what does this have to do with feminism? So far, nothing. It is an educational video.

[lumpofloight]

if the males have stingers, i would put my stinger in her first, so that i may pull out with penis intact. If the female bee is anything like a snail, she might really actually appreciate and thoroughly enjoy that.

[cantXbag]

@lumpofloight, the stinger doesn't contain the sperm though. nice try though.

[lumpofloight]

the penis contains the sperm. the stinger would simply serve to keep the penis.

[blingerninja]

Die without a penis? Fuck that.

[JeuneFilleaCarnival]

hahahahahahaha

[robpax]

What a weird vid...interesting though

[skahler]

bwaaaah feminism

[lopunny5]

HAHA WHAT

[CrispinFlora]

1:37 Oops! The elongated tube for out of body experience is extracated off !!! Now that's different.

It would have been something if somebody thought of remaking Casablanca, or a continuation;-- Casablanca !! --

[GDGspire]

This is the strangest thing I've ever seen lol.

BTW, Isabella Rossellini is God.

[muellerican]

wow it's true. Isabella Rossellini IS God indeed! I never thought of it before.

[wbiro]

I knew everything right up until 'why' the male drone dies... thanks for filling in that gap in my wonderful education...

[mylesguy]

i know her :D jealous?

[MrEggcake]

What a life.

[heytharbeb]

lol. "I would die. Without my penis" xD

[iLoveChocolateMilk00]

0:47 lol dancing 1:23 sex!!

great idea

[accordionhero]

Unfortuantely vogler2007 missed the entire point behind this series. Check out her interviews where she explains why the videos are so "poor". They are supposed to be!! and I have never loved Isabella more.

[TrenteSylphs]

this chick is crazy..

[Uhanek]

I love it!

[BJORT]

I love this

[vogler2007]

Basic biology...and poor video... Lost isabella

[ButterFliesAwayk]

yeah, well..., you seem not to understand the idea behind it after all, did u...

Like the concept:)

[assfullofaids]

I'd rail the shit out of her!

[HunEBku]

oooo

kkkk

then

[samrustan]

Wow, great vid. Love the blood-work

[JoeyFudd]

She had a big dick for a bug.

[GryceBibbs]

I'd still fuck her even if it meant I was going to die.

[gardenvarietypenis]

"he put his disease in me."-- dorothy valens/blue velvet

[lovekat62]

Mannnnn... she's is STILL hot!!!

[ljenkins8]

1.36 so funny!

[t0kt0k]

haha, awesome

[VictoryForBrad]

biology is fun. these should be required viewing for ninth graders.

[SEVENFLORES]

JAJAJA REALLY?

[akosimax]

kulera kang bayhana!

[ImASlave4Britney23]

soooo weird lol. i love it ;)

[AmyDumas4ever]

Where'd she learn those dance moves? In the clubs?

[11994]

damn..lucky im not a bee..i like to keep my penis till i die

[BoiledPotatoe]

o_o either way you're gonna die and your penis wouldn't matter anyways.

[11994]

lol..but i need that to fuck till i die.

[delmanestry90]

this is funny, especially when she starts to bang that cardbord bee.

[villavillacola1111]

this is awesome!

[banjaxed08]

her demeanor makes these videos even funnier