Right. If Jesus was going to prove his existence somehow, this is definitely the way he'd choose to do it. He wouldn't stop a tsunami that was about to kill half a million people in mid-wave or anything cool like that. He'd definitely put a plant on a telephone pole in the middle of Hicksville, USA.
What's odd is I've yet to see a verifiable picture of Jesus anyway. Only a matter of time before someone sees Jesus in full stigmata glory on a tampon or something.
What a dope. The fact that this even made the "news" for any reason, other than to tell people, "See? This is what this crap does to people, and these people vote.", is pathetic in itself. I thank the good lowered that it is becoming more acceptable to criticize this shit publicly, and I will help with that cause every time I encounter it.
Then how about he stop with the cryptic, ambiguous "signs" on power poles and grilled cheese sandwiches and do something CLEARLY miraculous that would leave no room for doubt.....like stopping the 9/11 planes in mid-air just before they hit the towers or instantly and magically ending human suffering?
Or better yet, how about simultaneously knocking on everyone's front foor, shaking their hand and saying "Hi, I'm jesus and I'm really real."?
@Pooternackle5 But that's the problem people want you to think the way they do. I don't expect you to think the way I do. My question is why the insults or hatred? You know people is always saying that you should keep an open mind about things; but in reality, I think people aren't going be satisfied until everyone thinks the way they do. I mean scientist wants us to believe that aliens exist. Now I have never seen one in my life, but that doesn't mean they don't exist. I don't know!
I can say this for sure...JESUS IN NOT ON THE CROSS ANYMORE!!! HE SITS AT THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE FATHER AND THE NEXT TIME WE SEE HIM.. WE WILL TREMBLE AT HIS GLORY!!
@Pooternackle5 See you're just proving my point looked at the first religion you typed in Christanity and why must you insult people who have beliefs. I mean even you have a belief; you choose to believe that there's nothing beyond human life, but I'm going to insult you because of what you choose to believe in. What made you click on this site anyways knowing what's all about? Why did you even bother to make a comment if you are such a non believer?
@JojobasWitness : jesus is still very OK .... this commercial comic clini clown wrote me a friend invitation too .... he is OK .... not some dude to be affraid of ....
converted ? .... don't be ashamed .... many assholes did already and still do .... it's cheap and depends on how one is intimidated .... have fun ....
I also think that the majority of people's reactions are proof enough that there has
be something to Christ and the christian faith. I mean no one is calling other people of a different religion crazy or retarted. Someone on this very site said hail satan and no one said anything about that, nor did they call him crazy,retarted, or even seems to care. Why is that?
I find it fun that the Christianity faith and those who believe in Christ are the ones being mocked at or hated. People who believe in budda or other religions are no where near as being attacked as much as christians. Also no one is asking them to prove that there is a budda nor is there anyone going to there country telling them to take down the budda's statues or that they're going to tear them down. So if there's nothing to Christianity why are people so threaten by it or in need of proof.
i see it but who knows,i beleave in god and jesus,but dont send jimmey swagert or any of those tv evangilist no money,this has been a publick service anouncement thank u
You would think that a deity smart enough to create a universe would also be smart enough to give simple clear messages. Apparently though, the Christian deity can only speak through pareidolia and the easily impressed. Truely pathetic.
Christian believers should look at this with a understanding that, we see life differently than non believers. While others say it's a pointless vine, we have the honor in seeing a representation of what we believe changed our lives forever. 75 thumb uppers on a profane comment is ok with me just makes more room in heaven for us believers. I like to debate and defend my belief, but check out some of these people pages look at what there into and see if it is really worth it. In the name of Jesus
@jstunna4900 its not a "pointless" vine as you put it... Its a vine that has evolved and is living.. this is its point!!! The problem with believers is that they only appreciate things that can be related to god!
@jstunna4900 It's one thing to see a representation, formed from a random matrix of leaves, that reminds you of something that gives you comfort or "changed your life". I can get that, and I'm a hardline agnostic/atheist. However, it's quite another to boldly assert that those vines are an actual message from a supernatural entity that answers prayers.
Damn guys, your lives must suck knowing the end is the end. Wow, nothing to look forward to? Damn, that must be harsh. Now, I see why you are on youtube commenting in the middle of the week instead of working. Why work? You're just going to die anyways? Have fun with that one. Bet you cry in your corner and cut yourself a little more to dull these thoughts. Have fun. TAKE A RAZORBLADE, DIP IT IN SOME GAS, SEE IF I CAN TAKE A LITTLE SKIN OFF THE CALF. haha.
Wow, looks to me like Christians have jobs, since none of them are commenting here. The rest of you, put into America, go get a job, quit commenting on youtube.
Seriously, are you kidding me? If I see an image of Mao in my cornflakes, is he sending me a message from beyond the grave? The only people that are going to see faces in these images are the people that want them to be there.
Wow. Good job Jesus. Glad you're showing belivers how to stay faithful. I bet this actually strengthened his faith as a christian.
What if jesus looked different? If he wasnt hung on a cross? You'd still "see him" in other places too. Its all relative to how people perceive things.
I saw the shape of Cthulhu the other day on my breackfast toast... does that count? Because if it counts we are fucked... Cthulhu will awake sun... run for your lives.... ¬¬
And isn't it also amazing at how all of the other utility poles look like crosses back behind this miracle. What are the odds that a power pole shaped like a cross, with lower angled support arms, would look similar to a crucifix when covered with vines.
I wonder what this guys breakfast toast looks like?
♪ ♫ I saw Jesus in my pancakes ♫♫♪♫ until I poured the syrup on his face ♪♪♫
Just another case of apophenia me thinks. Not that different from seeing boobies when taking inkblot tests or seeing elephants when looking at cloud formations.
there is a pole,there is a pole,there is a pole,there is one with a tree next to it.WOW vines grow on that pole.that must mean . . . . . . . no idea.must be magic.
Sure is a shame that Jesus was too busy carefully forming leaves and vines into a vague image of himself to notice all the children starving, the women being raped, and the innocents being murdered.
I wouldn't mind much, seeing as I do not respect christian beliefs, and clearly your insults mean nothing as your offense here implies a tremendous lack of intelligence. Good day, dipshit.
No, I didn't, you moron. I said your insults are meaningless because clearly you're and idiot. And by misreading every comment I post, you're proving me right.
@Atrocitas6 why would you do that? i dont see you doing anything ? now please if you have nothing nice to say dont look up christian youtube videos do you see us going and looking up the big bang theory and swearing at athiests? no because we have respect for you and respect for ourselves
@Atrocitas6 if this had been any other christian video you would have posted the exact same words on there and i just used big bang as an example heck it could have been a video on evolution ETC
How do you know that? Quite judgmental for a christian. pfft
And here's a bit of insight, fucktard. The big bang and evolution are not exclusively atheistic theories. Your religion only requires you to reject them because your religion is wrong.
@Atrocitas6 Good thing you are keeping busy writing comments on YT in order to make sure children don't starve, women won't be raped and innocents won't be murdered. You are such an asset to this world.
Oh, well there's an easy one. Bet you think that's awfully clever. Here's the difference, you fucking moron: I'm not GOD.
Though it is a good thing you are too busy pestering your intellectual superiors with mindless self-righteous sanctimonious bullshit to make sure children aren't starving, etc,etc,etc. . Might want to brush up on basic grammar, too. Maybe read a book and learn how to formulate a logical argument.
Well, that goes without saying. However, I read it as you were criticizing Christians in general, using all that is bad in the world (and you don't lift a finger to rectify).
"you are too busy pestering your intellectual superiors with mindless self-righteous sanctimonious bullshit to make sure children aren't starving, etc,etc,etc. ."
Looking in a mirror?
"Maybe read a book and learn how to formulate a logical argument."
You truly are pathetic. Your retort sums up to "1, You're just as much of an ass because you don't have magic powers 2, No, u! and 3, I must have won because I've annoyed you."
@Atrocitas6 1. Nope, you are basically too selfrighteous to see the point. 2. Well, it did fit what you are doing. 3. No. In fact you sound like the deranged rageoholic psychos who gives atheists a bad name.
* This Christian man saw something he interpreted as spiritual. That does not make him stupid, just because there are bad things in the world.
Seriously, I don't have a problem with you. If i annoyed you, remember you annoyed me first with that worthless crap you wrote 6 months ago.
And you sound like a typical uneducated pseudo-intellectual fucking idiot who gives humanity a bad name. And yes, this man is incredibly, INCREDIBLY stupid. If you don't see that, you're just as stupid as he is.
And that 'worthless crap' I posted 6 months ago is true. If you're so fucking empty-headed that it annoys you, you'll find no sympathy here. Again, please strongly consider castration.
@Atrocitas6 "And you sound like a typical uneducated pseudo-intellectual fucking idiot who gives humanity a bad name." No U :)
"this man is incredibly, INCREDIBLY stupid."
Maybe, but not on account of the vines. He saw what he wanted to see. The fact you are getting worked up about it says more about you. Yes, he doesn't share your world view. Deal with it.
@Atrocitas6 Im a christian.. but i do think that most ppl are to stupid to realise this is a coincidence.. and im sorry that it seems like all the christians you know are the same..;)
@havocexe Gullible is the term I'd apply. Most people are honest enough most of the time. That's why society works. No religion lays claim to a universal human trait. Besides, false piety is old-hat for any self-respecting con-man; especially when the fraud is religious in nature. Besides, you seem to have pretended not to read the explanation I give a little more weight to: a combination of coincidence, pareidolia, and undue confidence in your ability to perceive/comprehend correctly.
Why is it always Jesus? The CREATOR OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE has a message for you, and the best he can do is a pattern on burnt toast or a random tangle of weeds? God is really great, huh?
put vines growing up the pole on every single telephone pole down the road and they will grow the same exact way....a jesus beard would be more realistic
@AThagoras You're a "bloody" moron by thinking this has ANYTHING to do with where you're from.. it's obviously Christians going crazy over something dumb, and Christians exist all around our globe. Think before you type... please?
@murphy6316 "You're a "bloody" moron by thinking this has ANYTHING to do with where you're from.
Wrong. It has everything to do with where you're from. Statistics show that children inherit the religious beliefs of their parents. Where you live is the best predictor of a person's religious beliefs. Please think before you type.
So if I were to see Jesus in a soupy festering pool of my own feces what exactly would that signify? Jesus also enjoys corn? <===== video to follow. Lol.
Can anyone identify the plant from the video? Looks like virginia creeper to me. Or maybe some kind of river grape. At any rate, I once saw what looked like the Green Giant on one pole.
I masturbated onto a towel last night, and when I looked at the spunk, it formed a face that looked like the Virgin Mary. No, really it did !!!!
daverigby23 1 month ago
Treesus Christ!!! LMFAO
CouldBawake 3 months ago 2
Sickness in the world......his !! mental illness !!
MrJohnnyrace 3 months ago
hallucination - wonder what he was smoking
nsdtr01 4 months ago
Right. If Jesus was going to prove his existence somehow, this is definitely the way he'd choose to do it. He wouldn't stop a tsunami that was about to kill half a million people in mid-wave or anything cool like that. He'd definitely put a plant on a telephone pole in the middle of Hicksville, USA.
ChipArgyle 4 months ago
i'm jesus and I can testify I wasn't there (I use a mobile not landlines) why did dad make these dimwits?
secular1st 5 months ago
looks like some sloppy ass work from the road side crew...clean up the damn hedges dumb assess!
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Wow. Vines growing on a pole. Next miracle please!
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What's odd is I've yet to see a verifiable picture of Jesus anyway. Only a matter of time before someone sees Jesus in full stigmata glory on a tampon or something.
mistereveready 5 months ago
Jesus sightings again? Really? I see Eric Clapton posing for an album cover.
ufjazzman97 5 months ago
people are stupid
RGJ12 5 months ago
What a dope. The fact that this even made the "news" for any reason, other than to tell people, "See? This is what this crap does to people, and these people vote.", is pathetic in itself. I thank the good lowered that it is becoming more acceptable to criticize this shit publicly, and I will help with that cause every time I encounter it.
richwfd2002 5 months ago
"He's just tellin us somethin..."
Then how about he stop with the cryptic, ambiguous "signs" on power poles and grilled cheese sandwiches and do something CLEARLY miraculous that would leave no room for doubt.....like stopping the 9/11 planes in mid-air just before they hit the towers or instantly and magically ending human suffering?
Or better yet, how about simultaneously knocking on everyone's front foor, shaking their hand and saying "Hi, I'm jesus and I'm really real."?
stiimuli 5 months ago
wow... that's amazing
PCking001 6 months ago
@Pooternackle5 But that's the problem people want you to think the way they do. I don't expect you to think the way I do. My question is why the insults or hatred? You know people is always saying that you should keep an open mind about things; but in reality, I think people aren't going be satisfied until everyone thinks the way they do. I mean scientist wants us to believe that aliens exist. Now I have never seen one in my life, but that doesn't mean they don't exist. I don't know!
Peachesbnn23 6 months ago
I can say this for sure...JESUS IN NOT ON THE CROSS ANYMORE!!! HE SITS AT THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE FATHER AND THE NEXT TIME WE SEE HIM.. WE WILL TREMBLE AT HIS GLORY!!
redbonesmkia 6 months ago
@Pooternackle5 See you're just proving my point looked at the first religion you typed in Christanity and why must you insult people who have beliefs. I mean even you have a belief; you choose to believe that there's nothing beyond human life, but I'm going to insult you because of what you choose to believe in. What made you click on this site anyways knowing what's all about? Why did you even bother to make a comment if you are such a non believer?
Peachesbnn23 6 months ago
Lmao!!
Hectorg5000x 6 months ago
@JojobasWitness : jesus is still very OK .... this commercial comic clini clown wrote me a friend invitation too .... he is OK .... not some dude to be affraid of ....
Opoefiets 6 months ago
converted ? .... don't be ashamed .... many assholes did already and still do .... it's cheap and depends on how one is intimidated .... have fun ....
Opoefiets 6 months ago
I also think that the majority of people's reactions are proof enough that there has
be something to Christ and the christian faith. I mean no one is calling other people of a different religion crazy or retarted. Someone on this very site said hail satan and no one said anything about that, nor did they call him crazy,retarted, or even seems to care. Why is that?
Peachesbnn23 6 months ago
I find it fun that the Christianity faith and those who believe in Christ are the ones being mocked at or hated. People who believe in budda or other religions are no where near as being attacked as much as christians. Also no one is asking them to prove that there is a budda nor is there anyone going to there country telling them to take down the budda's statues or that they're going to tear them down. So if there's nothing to Christianity why are people so threaten by it or in need of proof.
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i see it but who knows,i beleave in god and jesus,but dont send jimmey swagert or any of those tv evangilist no money,this has been a publick service anouncement thank u
loislombardo 6 months ago
Maybe there's some one really died there , Have you checked that ?
mahmoodeid 6 months ago
soooo...hmm god made it as a sign?
why doesnt he grew a fruit for starving children?
TheSuferwell 7 months ago
You would think that a deity smart enough to create a universe would also be smart enough to give simple clear messages. Apparently though, the Christian deity can only speak through pareidolia and the easily impressed. Truely pathetic.
gullibilitykills 7 months ago
Open the dictionary, search for the word christianity you'll get a reference to paranoia.
richardhalo 7 months ago
He is looking down on us and doing what he has done for 2 thousand years. Nothing.
csnowutube 9 months ago
some people will do anything just to get caught on cammera
hiruc 10 months ago
hey ricky you are a dumbfuck and ive got a cheese sandwich for 100,000 dollars you might want to buy
phildirt3 10 months ago
hey ricky you are a dumbfuck
phildirt3 10 months ago
Easter loonies coming out.
burpwind 10 months ago
that news channel must REALLY be desperate for a story.
Fenixx117 10 months ago
lol hahaa, 'you'll have to make the call on that one' really, will I ?
requiemdexter 10 months ago
Apparently Jesus had a cone head, too.
Fischerspoonraff 10 months ago
Jesus is a shit poor artist ..
resistanceunion 10 months ago
Christian believers should look at this with a understanding that, we see life differently than non believers. While others say it's a pointless vine, we have the honor in seeing a representation of what we believe changed our lives forever. 75 thumb uppers on a profane comment is ok with me just makes more room in heaven for us believers. I like to debate and defend my belief, but check out some of these people pages look at what there into and see if it is really worth it. In the name of Jesus
jstunna4900 11 months ago
@jstunna4900 its not a "pointless" vine as you put it... Its a vine that has evolved and is living.. this is its point!!! The problem with believers is that they only appreciate things that can be related to god!
rockshandify 10 months ago
@jstunna4900 It's one thing to see a representation, formed from a random matrix of leaves, that reminds you of something that gives you comfort or "changed your life". I can get that, and I'm a hardline agnostic/atheist. However, it's quite another to boldly assert that those vines are an actual message from a supernatural entity that answers prayers.
In the name of reason . . .
rmcdaniel423 10 months ago
@jstunna4900 Yeah the bible says there is man(and not woman) and then there is every thing else. Where as us athiest believe all life is precious.
antares074 10 months ago
Vines.
northernvoxmedia 11 months ago
Jesus was nailed to a cross. Thor has a hammer. Do the math... I'd rather pray to Thor!
setmedic 11 months ago
LOOK AT THE HEART. AMEN
FRANCECHILD 11 months ago
I love Alan Moore's swamp thing. Always doing crazy shit like this, lol
angel198634 11 months ago
@AllGoodInThePNW look, can you please stop attacking other beliefs just because one person annoys you?
i dont call all muslims suicide bombers because one of them did it
thestrangespartans 1 year ago
Hes telling you to KEEP YOUR DAMN EYES ON THE DAMN ROAD!
Chark711 1 year ago 3
Fucking morons!!!!!!! I can't take it anymore!!!!!
solaarfloyd 1 year ago
Its just weeds growing on a telephone poll, that creaped up from the bush below, you can say its looks like, Beddu and Krishna too.
Akira89M 1 year ago
the bush in my pants kinda resembles jesus's bush too..
koosmangat 1 year ago
You have to be coming from the bar driving slow to see it
curt121281 1 year ago
The dumbest thing I've seen in a while. I have a bush in my yard that looks like Buddha.
accent77 1 year ago
Damn guys, your lives must suck knowing the end is the end. Wow, nothing to look forward to? Damn, that must be harsh. Now, I see why you are on youtube commenting in the middle of the week instead of working. Why work? You're just going to die anyways? Have fun with that one. Bet you cry in your corner and cut yourself a little more to dull these thoughts. Have fun. TAKE A RAZORBLADE, DIP IT IN SOME GAS, SEE IF I CAN TAKE A LITTLE SKIN OFF THE CALF. haha.
frostythesmokeman 1 year ago
@frostythesmokeman
People are allowed to use youtube only in weekends?
MokomaSusi 1 year ago 3
@frostythesmokeman
actually no... now GTFO you sick piece of shit troll
Leadman1989 1 year ago
@frostythesmokeman Dull thoughts? how much duller can you get , you need to reread you comment moron.
denisasitis 1 year ago
Wow, looks to me like Christians have jobs, since none of them are commenting here. The rest of you, put into America, go get a job, quit commenting on youtube.
frostythesmokeman 1 year ago
"IT'S A SIGN!"
"Uh, yeah, it says 'STOP'."
hardinmichael1981 1 year ago
LOL Just goes to show, some haven't traveled as far from the common ancestor as others.
jminion1947 1 year ago
I'm more amazed that that fucktard contacted a local news network about this non-story. Fucking unbelievable.
DeadFishFactory 1 year ago
@DeadFishFactory I'm even MORE amazed that the local news network actually covered the so called "story". What fucking century is this???
hardinmichael1981 1 year ago
Jesus is smart, y'all. Instead of speaking aloud in human form, he chose the much more effective, vine/telephone scenario in good ol' Hathaway...
BrannonMcConkey 1 year ago
The tree was planted by Monty Python.
Epigraphos 1 year ago
Seriously, are you kidding me? If I see an image of Mao in my cornflakes, is he sending me a message from beyond the grave? The only people that are going to see faces in these images are the people that want them to be there.
Legit73Resurected 1 year ago 2
Jesus sure has efficient means of communication.O.o
reafdaw01 1 year ago
♪ ♫ I saw Jesus in my pancakes ♫♫♪♫ until I poured the syrup on his face ♪♪♫
totalsurreal 1 year ago
Some time ago people in my country were praying for luck around a tree that had monkey-shaped rings. Ridiculous really.
leevan50rrie 1 year ago
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tunabomber111 1 year ago
Simple pareidolia.
tunabomber111 1 year ago
Wow. Good job Jesus. Glad you're showing belivers how to stay faithful. I bet this actually strengthened his faith as a christian.
What if jesus looked different? If he wasnt hung on a cross? You'd still "see him" in other places too. Its all relative to how people perceive things.
Dumbass
averagejoe225 1 year ago
Haha, where is this? I'll come and f&%king cut the cr%p down! Hehe, and by the way: Hail Satan! : )
winterstellar 1 year ago
LMAO!!! Who needs to watch fat people falling when you can watch christians praising leaves.......
BadassMcAwesome1 1 year ago
people wanna worship anything ,if i go up and cut it off,it will not grow back .so that s nothing but a poll .
onlinehijabstore 1 year ago
I wonder if the vines naturally spelled out, "No gods," would it make him question his belief or would it simply be a freak coincidence?
raider6504 1 year ago
I saw the shape of Cthulhu the other day on my breackfast toast... does that count? Because if it counts we are fucked... Cthulhu will awake sun... run for your lives.... ¬¬
DocStrange0123 1 year ago
And isn't it also amazing at how all of the other utility poles look like crosses back behind this miracle. What are the odds that a power pole shaped like a cross, with lower angled support arms, would look similar to a crucifix when covered with vines.
I wonder what this guys breakfast toast looks like?
♪ ♫ I saw Jesus in my pancakes ♫♫♪♫ until I poured the syrup on his face ♪♪♫
totalsurreal 1 year ago
"He believes somewhere in these vines is a message from god."
Priceless.
Seldona 1 year ago
Jesus died for your utilities
drgodsauce 1 year ago
ive seen a spew of oil form into the evolution of man does that mean darwin was right?
notfalling334 1 year ago
I hate people... I no longer wish to live on this planet.
SkateLaneWilliams 1 year ago 36
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@SkateLaneWilliams "I hate people..."
You think we like you?
TheCarambah 11 months ago
@SkateLaneWilliams : don't hate your self .... don't join people who hate their selves ....
Opoefiets 6 months ago
That was just to funny good prank to whoever did that
technical1234567 1 year ago
seriously some humans are so stupid lol hahahahaha and this is news?
Atheist603 1 year ago
after the first 10 seconds i almost died laughing.
Testifyexe 1 year ago
God wanks in mysterious ways his wonders to perform
bonkersmcbonkers 1 year ago
Just another case of apophenia me thinks. Not that different from seeing boobies when taking inkblot tests or seeing elephants when looking at cloud formations.
chinitosmile 1 year ago
there is a pole,there is a pole,there is a pole,there is one with a tree next to it.WOW vines grow on that pole.that must mean . . . . . . . no idea.must be magic.
geometrololi 1 year ago
@Timtom90 Sorry if I offended you, I do know how the weak minded and mentally ill are easily insulted like Sarah Palin.
stoptherightwing 1 year ago
Sing it with me! ~Paradolia!~
eicebleu 1 year ago
*facepalm*
eepnoid 1 year ago
Remind me of the quote "If Jesus was alive in the 1900s, little catholic children would be wearing little electric chairs around their neck".
alienisuntverus 1 year ago
Sure is a shame that Jesus was too busy carefully forming leaves and vines into a vague image of himself to notice all the children starving, the women being raped, and the innocents being murdered.
Stupid fucking unthinking dumbshit fucking christians.
Atrocitas6 1 year ago 88
@Atrocitas6 Truer words.
kohakuaru 1 year ago
@Atrocitas6 Thank you!
heretic98 1 year ago
@Atrocitas6 wow, how would you like for me to call you a stupid dumbass dickhead that cant respect others beliefs
thestrangespartans 1 year ago
@thestrangespartans
I wouldn't mind much, seeing as I do not respect christian beliefs, and clearly your insults mean nothing as your offense here implies a tremendous lack of intelligence. Good day, dipshit.
Atrocitas6 1 year ago
@Atrocitas6 Says the person that said stupid fucking unthinking dumbshit fucking christians
thestrangespartans 1 year ago
@thestrangespartans
Your point is? I don't think you understood exactly what I was saying, which is to be expected, because obviously you're not that intelligent.
Atrocitas6 1 year ago
@Atrocitas6 you just insulted Christians, that is all you did, then you called me stupid for insulting you, therefore you are as stupid as me.
thestrangespartans 1 year ago
@thestrangespartans
No, I didn't, you moron. I said your insults are meaningless because clearly you're and idiot. And by misreading every comment I post, you're proving me right.
Atrocitas6 1 year ago
@Atrocitas6 I apologize for being a grammar nazi, but "clearly you're and idiot."... There's some irony to be found there.
SeveredFootLoki 1 year ago
@SeveredFootLoki
Right, because typos are indications of stupidity rather than common human errors. Thanks for that bit of wisdom.
Atrocitas6 11 months ago
@Atrocitas6 That wasn't what I said. I just found the irony amusing, and felt like pointing it out.
SeveredFootLoki 11 months ago
@Atrocitas6 i second that
DonRico333 11 months ago
@Atrocitas6 why would you do that? i dont see you doing anything ? now please if you have nothing nice to say dont look up christian youtube videos do you see us going and looking up the big bang theory and swearing at athiests? no because we have respect for you and respect for ourselves
ninageorges7 11 months ago
@ninageorges7
Comparing this video to a video on the big bang is like comparing Sarah Palins 'death panel' facebook rants to Einstein's theory of relativity.
Atrocitas6 11 months ago
@Atrocitas6 if this had been any other christian video you would have posted the exact same words on there and i just used big bang as an example heck it could have been a video on evolution ETC
ninageorges7 11 months ago
@ninageorges7
How do you know that? Quite judgmental for a christian. pfft
And here's a bit of insight, fucktard. The big bang and evolution are not exclusively atheistic theories. Your religion only requires you to reject them because your religion is wrong.
Atrocitas6 11 months ago
@Atrocitas6 Good thing you are keeping busy writing comments on YT in order to make sure children don't starve, women won't be raped and innocents won't be murdered. You are such an asset to this world.
TheCarambah 11 months ago
@TheCarambah
Oh, well there's an easy one. Bet you think that's awfully clever. Here's the difference, you fucking moron: I'm not GOD.
Though it is a good thing you are too busy pestering your intellectual superiors with mindless self-righteous sanctimonious bullshit to make sure children aren't starving, etc,etc,etc. . Might want to brush up on basic grammar, too. Maybe read a book and learn how to formulate a logical argument.
Atrocitas6 11 months ago
@Atrocitas6 "I'm not GOD."
Well, that goes without saying. However, I read it as you were criticizing Christians in general, using all that is bad in the world (and you don't lift a finger to rectify).
"you are too busy pestering your intellectual superiors with mindless self-righteous sanctimonious bullshit to make sure children aren't starving, etc,etc,etc. ."
Looking in a mirror?
"Maybe read a book and learn how to formulate a logical argument."
You sound butthurt.
TheCarambah 11 months ago
@TheCarambah
You truly are pathetic. Your retort sums up to "1, You're just as much of an ass because you don't have magic powers 2, No, u! and 3, I must have won because I've annoyed you."
Castrate yourself for the good of mankind.
Atrocitas6 11 months ago
@Atrocitas6 1. Nope, you are basically too selfrighteous to see the point. 2. Well, it did fit what you are doing. 3. No. In fact you sound like the deranged rageoholic psychos who gives atheists a bad name.
* This Christian man saw something he interpreted as spiritual. That does not make him stupid, just because there are bad things in the world.
Seriously, I don't have a problem with you. If i annoyed you, remember you annoyed me first with that worthless crap you wrote 6 months ago.
TheCarambah 11 months ago
@TheCarambah
And you sound like a typical uneducated pseudo-intellectual fucking idiot who gives humanity a bad name. And yes, this man is incredibly, INCREDIBLY stupid. If you don't see that, you're just as stupid as he is.
And that 'worthless crap' I posted 6 months ago is true. If you're so fucking empty-headed that it annoys you, you'll find no sympathy here. Again, please strongly consider castration.
Atrocitas6 11 months ago
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@Atrocitas6 "And you sound like a typical uneducated pseudo-intellectual fucking idiot who gives humanity a bad name." No U :)
"this man is incredibly, INCREDIBLY stupid."
Maybe, but not on account of the vines. He saw what he wanted to see. The fact you are getting worked up about it says more about you. Yes, he doesn't share your world view. Deal with it.
"ou'll find no sympathy here"
Your sympathy is worthless to me :)
TheCarambah 11 months ago
@Atrocitas6 Im a christian.. but i do think that most ppl are to stupid to realise this is a coincidence.. and im sorry that it seems like all the christians you know are the same..;)
ElroyJvd 7 months ago
@ElroyJvd Glad to hear it.
Atrocitas6 7 months ago
facepalm
PaleoClipper 1 year ago
Vines! how do they work?
trickthemartyr 1 year ago
And I seen buddah on my corn flakes this morning.
spuddy83 1 year ago
Top story; quality reporting.
WiVaBo 1 year ago
People see what they want to see... or jesus wants us to be buddhists too... Google "bad astronomy that's gotta sting"
cwgauthier 1 year ago
@havocexe Gullible is the term I'd apply. Most people are honest enough most of the time. That's why society works. No religion lays claim to a universal human trait. Besides, false piety is old-hat for any self-respecting con-man; especially when the fraud is religious in nature. Besides, you seem to have pretended not to read the explanation I give a little more weight to: a combination of coincidence, pareidolia, and undue confidence in your ability to perceive/comprehend correctly.
cwgauthier 1 year ago
"...[Christians] are reTARDed; they believe in a talking dead guy!" --Mr. Mouse
cwgauthier 1 year ago
@havocexe Uh, yeah, how about coincidence and pareidolia? Or perhaps that redneck owns a ladder and pruning shears?
cwgauthier 1 year ago
I had a 'bowel movement" this morning that looked like someone on a cross! I flushed it, like all religion, belongs in the sewer.
stoptherightwing 1 year ago
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@stoptherightwing lol well said
soggy9 1 year ago
Why is it always Jesus? The CREATOR OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE has a message for you, and the best he can do is a pattern on burnt toast or a random tangle of weeds? God is really great, huh?
elder242 1 year ago
Lol
darthsasuke554 1 year ago
It's Mithras. Any asshole can see that.
fkerpants 1 year ago
I dunno.... I see Rick James, not Jesus.
VicVega666 1 year ago
@havocexe its wines?
Skybert88 1 year ago
THEY KILLED KENNY!
UTubeBrowzer 1 year ago
it's jesus ninja version
JaimirPT 1 year ago
and I noticed a lion that was made out of what seemed to be clouds! In the sky!
THE END IS NIGH!
drotheill 1 year ago
this is why america is full of fuckwits
jrgorrie 1 year ago 3
put vines growing up the pole on every single telephone pole down the road and they will grow the same exact way....a jesus beard would be more realistic
josephabarca 1 year ago
....but really thats a cool sighting.
jjjjjoey 1 year ago
Thank you god for giving terminally ill children some comfort in the form of some brush on a stick. If only there was more a god could do...
kaikosuke 1 year ago
@kaikosuke ROFL
Mistic283 1 year ago
Why would atheis media report on this? Shouldn't they be reporting on how nothing happens when you die? Weird.
jjjjjoey 1 year ago
bullshit
MetalSlime19 1 year ago
LOL VINE JESUS?!
SmilingEarToEar 1 year ago
i believe this is the christ who came down from heaven to spread his miracles
lifebbz 1 year ago
I hope this reporter is expelled from his profession. I want my 1:23 back. There is no god or afterlife. Get over it people.
campjer 1 year ago
That's diVINE...
MrHippie 1 year ago 3
@MrHippie Hahahaha.
MrSarcasm2 1 year ago
@MrHippie HAHAH
bustyodust 1 year ago
It's definitely a sign.
A sign of how bloody stupid some Americans are.
AThagoras 1 year ago 5
@AThagoras You're a "bloody" moron by thinking this has ANYTHING to do with where you're from.. it's obviously Christians going crazy over something dumb, and Christians exist all around our globe. Think before you type... please?
murphy6316 1 year ago
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@murphy6316 "You're a "bloody" moron by thinking this has ANYTHING to do with where you're from.
Wrong. It has everything to do with where you're from. Statistics show that children inherit the religious beliefs of their parents. Where you live is the best predictor of a person's religious beliefs. Please think before you type.
AThagoras 1 year ago
... teehee. Silly Christians.
Simplepumpkins 1 year ago
So if I were to see Jesus in a soupy festering pool of my own feces what exactly would that signify? Jesus also enjoys corn? <===== video to follow. Lol.
MrBeasty015 1 year ago 3
@havocexe Hahahaha :D
balkan2k 1 year ago
is that supposed to be the young good looking jesus or the older fatter jesus? oh wait, im thinking of elvis.
mrbangoskank 1 year ago
American people.
(facepalm)
enesgulcicek 1 year ago
it's a shoop. i can tell it's from the pixels and having seen quite a few shoops in my time.
ChefAid87 1 year ago
yes... hes god.. i have a gnome who givs me fresh weed every day too
MadPrego 1 year ago
I call B.S. Looks like a dying jew to me.
lemonz138 1 year ago
somewhere in those vines is a message.
dumpywhite 1 year ago
yea it has to be God since my life is so pointless.
Keyser187 1 year ago
Can anyone identify the plant from the video? Looks like virginia creeper to me. Or maybe some kind of river grape. At any rate, I once saw what looked like the Green Giant on one pole.
BeachofDreams 1 year ago
It's just an ordinary telephone pole covered in vines. There I called it! Now move on with something called real fucking life.
k1llk1ngph30n1x 1 year ago
Jesus is a Power pole!
Absoluma 1 year ago
wat the hell isnt the laugh ... hahahahahahah not gahahahahahahahahaah
ArcAngelReign 1 year ago
Does anyone even know what jesus actually looks like? "Is this an ordinary telephone pole?" what kinda journalism is that.....
ggrtweu 1 year ago
ばかアメリカじんです
Aileflyer 1 year ago
cult
treo700v 1 year ago