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  • I masturbated onto a towel last night, and when I looked at the spunk, it formed a face that looked like the Virgin Mary. No, really it did !!!!

  • Treesus Christ!!! LMFAO

  • Sickness in the world......his !! mental illness !!

  • hallucination - wonder what he was smoking

  • Right. If Jesus was going to prove his existence somehow, this is definitely the way he'd choose to do it. He wouldn't stop a tsunami that was about to kill half a million people in mid-wave or anything cool like that. He'd definitely put a plant on a telephone pole in the middle of Hicksville, USA.

  • i'm jesus and I can testify I wasn't there (I use a mobile not landlines) why did dad make these dimwits?

  • looks like some sloppy ass work from the road side crew...clean up the damn hedges dumb assess!

  • Wow. Vines growing on a pole. Next miracle please!

  • What's odd is I've yet to see a verifiable picture of Jesus anyway. Only a matter of time before someone sees Jesus in full stigmata glory on a tampon or something.

  • Jesus sightings again? Really? I see Eric Clapton posing for an album cover.

  • people are stupid

  • What a dope. The fact that this even made the "news" for any reason, other than to tell people, "See? This is what this crap does to people, and these people vote.", is pathetic in itself. I thank the good lowered that it is becoming more acceptable to criticize this shit publicly, and I will help with that cause every time I encounter it.

  • "He's just tellin us somethin..."

    Then how about he stop with the cryptic, ambiguous "signs" on power poles and grilled cheese sandwiches and do something CLEARLY miraculous that would leave no room for doubt.....like stopping the 9/11 planes in mid-air just before they hit the towers or instantly and magically ending human suffering?

    Or better yet, how about simultaneously knocking on everyone's front foor, shaking their hand and saying "Hi, I'm jesus and I'm really real."?

  • wow... that's amazing

  • @Pooternackle5 But that's the problem people want you to think the way they do. I don't expect you to think the way I do. My question is why the insults or hatred? You know people is always saying that you should keep an open mind about things; but in reality, I think people aren't going be satisfied until everyone thinks the way they do. I mean scientist wants us to believe that aliens exist. Now I have never seen one in my life, but that doesn't mean they don't exist. I don't know!

  • I can say this for sure...JESUS IN NOT ON THE CROSS ANYMORE!!! HE SITS AT THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE FATHER AND THE NEXT TIME WE SEE HIM.. WE WILL TREMBLE AT HIS GLORY!!

  • @Pooternackle5 See you're just proving my point looked at the first religion you typed in Christanity and why must you insult people who have beliefs. I mean even you have a belief; you choose to believe that there's nothing beyond human life, but I'm going to insult you because of what you choose to believe in. What made you click on this site anyways knowing what's all about? Why did you even bother to make a comment if you are such a non believer?

  • Lmao!!

  • @JojobasWitness : jesus is still very OK .... this commercial comic clini clown wrote me a friend invitation too .... he is OK .... not some dude to be affraid of ....

  • converted ? .... don't be ashamed .... many assholes did already and still do .... it's cheap and depends on how one is intimidated .... have fun ....

  • I also think that the majority of people's reactions are proof enough that there has

    be something to Christ and the christian faith. I mean no one is calling other people of a different religion crazy or retarted. Someone on this very site said hail satan and no one said anything about that, nor did they call him crazy,retarted, or even seems to care. Why is that?

  • I find it fun that the Christianity faith and those who believe in Christ are the ones being mocked at or hated. People who believe in budda or other religions are no where near as being attacked as much as christians. Also no one is asking them to prove that there is a budda nor is there anyone going to there country telling them to take down the budda's statues or that they're going to tear them down. So if there's nothing to Christianity why are people so threaten by it or in need of proof.

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  • i see it but who knows,i beleave in god and jesus,but dont send jimmey swagert or any of those tv evangilist no money,this has been a publick service anouncement thank u

  • Maybe there's some one really died there , Have you checked that ?

  • soooo...hmm god made it as a sign?

    why doesnt he grew a fruit for starving children?

  • You would think that a deity smart enough to create a universe would also be smart enough to give simple clear messages. Apparently though, the Christian deity can only speak through pareidolia and the easily impressed. Truely pathetic.

  • Open the dictionary, search for the word christianity you'll get a reference to paranoia.

  • He is looking down on us and doing what he has done for 2 thousand years. Nothing.

  • some people will do anything just to get caught on cammera

  • hey ricky you are a dumbfuck and ive got a cheese sandwich for 100,000 dollars you might want to buy

  • hey ricky you are a dumbfuck

  • Easter loonies coming out.

  • that news channel must REALLY be desperate for a story.

  • lol hahaa, 'you'll have to make the call on that one' really, will I ?

  • Apparently Jesus had a cone head, too.

  • Jesus is a shit poor artist ..

  • Christian believers should look at this with a understanding that, we see life differently than non believers. While others say it's a pointless vine, we have the honor in seeing a representation of what we believe changed our lives forever. 75 thumb uppers on a profane comment is ok with me just makes more room in heaven for us believers. I like to debate and defend my belief, but check out some of these people pages look at what there into and see if it is really worth it. In the name of Jesus

  • @jstunna4900 its not a "pointless" vine as you put it... Its a vine that has evolved and is living.. this is its point!!! The problem with believers is that they only appreciate things that can be related to god!

  • @jstunna4900 It's one thing to see a representation, formed from a random matrix of leaves, that reminds you of something that gives you comfort or "changed your life". I can get that, and I'm a hardline agnostic/atheist. However, it's quite another to boldly assert that those vines are an actual message from a supernatural entity that answers prayers.

    In the name of reason . . .

  • @jstunna4900 Yeah the bible says there is man(and not woman) and then there is every thing else. Where as us athiest believe all life is precious.

  • Vines.

  • Jesus was nailed to a cross. Thor has a hammer. Do the math... I'd rather pray to Thor!

  • LOOK AT THE HEART. AMEN

  • I love Alan Moore's swamp thing. Always doing crazy shit like this, lol

  • @AllGoodInThePNW look, can you please stop attacking other beliefs just because one person annoys you?

    i dont call all muslims suicide bombers because one of them did it

  • Hes telling you to KEEP YOUR DAMN EYES ON THE DAMN ROAD!

  • Fucking morons!!!!!!! I can't take it anymore!!!!!

  • Its just weeds growing on a telephone poll, that creaped up from the bush below, you can say its looks like, Beddu and Krishna too.

  • the bush in my pants kinda resembles jesus's bush too..

  • You have to be coming from the bar driving slow to see it

  • The dumbest thing I've seen in a while. I have a bush in my yard that looks like Buddha.

  • Damn guys, your lives must suck knowing the end is the end. Wow, nothing to look forward to? Damn, that must be harsh. Now, I see why you are on youtube commenting in the middle of the week instead of working. Why work? You're just going to die anyways? Have fun with that one. Bet you cry in your corner and cut yourself a little more to dull these thoughts. Have fun. TAKE A RAZORBLADE, DIP IT IN SOME GAS, SEE IF I CAN TAKE A LITTLE SKIN OFF THE CALF. haha.

  • @frostythesmokeman

    People are allowed to use youtube only in weekends?

  • @frostythesmokeman

    actually no... now GTFO you sick piece of shit troll

  • @frostythesmokeman Dull thoughts? how much duller can you get , you need to reread you comment moron.

  • Wow, looks to me like Christians have jobs, since none of them are commenting here. The rest of you, put into America, go get a job, quit commenting on youtube.

  • "IT'S A SIGN!"

    "Uh, yeah, it says 'STOP'."

  • LOL Just goes to show, some haven't traveled as far from the common ancestor as others.

  • I'm more amazed that that fucktard contacted a local news network about this non-story. Fucking unbelievable.

  • @DeadFishFactory I'm even MORE amazed that the local news network actually covered the so called "story". What fucking century is this???

  • Jesus is smart, y'all. Instead of speaking aloud in human form, he chose the much more effective, vine/telephone scenario in good ol' Hathaway...

  • The tree was planted by Monty Python.

  • Seriously, are you kidding me? If I see an image of Mao in my cornflakes, is he sending me a message from beyond the grave? The only people that are going to see faces in these images are the people that want them to be there.

  • Jesus sure has efficient means of communication.O.o

  • ♪ ♫ I saw Jesus in my pancakes ♫♫♪♫ until I poured the syrup on his face ♪♪♫

  • Some time ago people in my country were praying for luck around a tree that had monkey-shaped rings. Ridiculous really.

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  • Simple pareidolia.

  • Wow. Good job Jesus. Glad you're showing belivers how to stay faithful. I bet this actually strengthened his faith as a christian.

    What if jesus looked different? If he wasnt hung on a cross? You'd still "see him" in other places too. Its all relative to how people perceive things.

    Dumbass

  • Haha, where is this? I'll come and f&%king cut the cr%p down! Hehe, and by the way: Hail Satan! : )

  • LMAO!!! Who needs to watch fat people falling when you can watch christians praising leaves.......

  • people wanna worship anything ,if i go up and cut it off,it will not grow back .so that s nothing but a poll .

  • I wonder if the vines naturally spelled out, "No gods," would it make him question his belief or would it simply be a freak coincidence?

  • I saw the shape of Cthulhu the other day on my breackfast toast... does that count? Because if it counts we are fucked... Cthulhu will awake sun... run for your lives.... ¬¬

  • And isn't it also amazing at how all of the other utility poles look like crosses back behind this miracle. What are the odds that a power pole shaped like a cross, with lower angled support arms, would look similar to a crucifix when covered with vines.

    I wonder what this guys breakfast toast looks like?

    ♪ ♫ I saw Jesus in my pancakes ♫♫♪♫ until I poured the syrup on his face ♪♪♫

  • "He believes somewhere in these vines is a message from god."

    Priceless.

  • Jesus died for your utilities

  • ive seen a spew of oil form into the evolution of man does that mean darwin was right?

  • I hate people... I no longer wish to live on this planet.

  • @SkateLaneWilliams : don't hate your self .... don't join people who hate their selves ....

  • That was just to funny good prank to whoever did that

  • seriously some humans are so stupid lol hahahahaha and this is news?

  • after the first 10 seconds i almost died laughing.

  • God wanks in mysterious ways his wonders to perform

  • Just another case of apophenia me thinks. Not that different from seeing boobies when taking inkblot tests or seeing elephants when looking at cloud formations.

  • there is a pole,there is a pole,there is a pole,there is one with a tree next to it.WOW vines grow on that pole.that must mean . . . . . . . no idea.must be magic.

  • @Timtom90 Sorry if I offended you, I do know how the weak minded and mentally ill are easily insulted like Sarah Palin.

  • Sing it with me! ~Paradolia!~

  • *facepalm*

  • Remind me of the quote "If Jesus was alive in the 1900s, little catholic children would be wearing little electric chairs around their neck".

  • Sure is a shame that Jesus was too busy carefully forming leaves and vines into a vague image of himself to notice all the children starving, the women being raped, and the innocents being murdered.

    Stupid fucking unthinking dumbshit fucking christians.

  • @Atrocitas6 Truer words.

  • @Atrocitas6 Thank you!

  • @Atrocitas6 wow, how would you like for me to call you a stupid dumbass dickhead that cant respect others beliefs

  • @thestrangespartans

    I wouldn't mind much, seeing as I do not respect christian beliefs, and clearly your insults mean nothing as your offense here implies a tremendous lack of intelligence. Good day, dipshit.

  • @Atrocitas6 Says the person that said stupid fucking unthinking dumbshit fucking christians

  • @thestrangespartans

    Your point is? I don't think you understood exactly what I was saying, which is to be expected, because obviously you're not that intelligent.

  • @Atrocitas6 you just insulted Christians, that is all you did, then you called me stupid for insulting you, therefore you are as stupid as me.

  • @thestrangespartans

    No, I didn't, you moron. I said your insults are meaningless because clearly you're and idiot. And by misreading every comment I post, you're proving me right.

  • @Atrocitas6 I apologize for being a grammar nazi, but "clearly you're and idiot."... There's some irony to be found there.

  • @SeveredFootLoki

    Right, because typos are indications of stupidity rather than common human errors. Thanks for that bit of wisdom.

  • @Atrocitas6 That wasn't what I said. I just found the irony amusing, and felt like pointing it out.

  • @Atrocitas6 i second that

  • @Atrocitas6 why would you do that? i dont see you doing anything ? now please if you have nothing nice to say dont look up christian youtube videos do you see us going and looking up the big bang theory and swearing at athiests? no because we have respect for you and respect for ourselves

  • @ninageorges7

    Comparing this video to a video on the big bang is like comparing Sarah Palins 'death panel' facebook rants to Einstein's theory of relativity.

  • @Atrocitas6 if this had been any other christian video you would have posted the exact same words on there and i just used big bang as an example heck it could have been a video on evolution ETC

  • @ninageorges7

    How do you know that? Quite judgmental for a christian. pfft

    And here's a bit of insight, fucktard. The big bang and evolution are not exclusively atheistic theories. Your religion only requires you to reject them because your religion is wrong.

  • @Atrocitas6 Good thing you are keeping busy writing comments on YT in order to make sure children don't starve, women won't be raped and innocents won't be murdered. You are such an asset to this world.

  • @TheCarambah

    Oh, well there's an easy one. Bet you think that's awfully clever. Here's the difference, you fucking moron: I'm not GOD.

    Though it is a good thing you are too busy pestering your intellectual superiors with mindless self-righteous sanctimonious bullshit to make sure children aren't starving, etc,etc,etc. . Might want to brush up on basic grammar, too. Maybe read a book and learn how to formulate a logical argument.

  • @Atrocitas6 "I'm not GOD."

    Well, that goes without saying. However, I read it as you were criticizing Christians in general, using all that is bad in the world (and you don't lift a finger to rectify).

    "you are too busy pestering your intellectual superiors with mindless self-righteous sanctimonious bullshit to make sure children aren't starving, etc,etc,etc. ."

    Looking in a mirror?

    "Maybe read a book and learn how to formulate a logical argument."

    You sound butthurt.

  • @TheCarambah

    You truly are pathetic. Your retort sums up to "1, You're just as much of an ass because you don't have magic powers 2, No, u! and 3, I must have won because I've annoyed you."

    Castrate yourself for the good of mankind.

  • @Atrocitas6 1. Nope, you are basically too selfrighteous to see the point. 2. Well, it did fit what you are doing. 3. No. In fact you sound like the deranged rageoholic psychos who gives atheists a bad name.

    * This Christian man saw something he interpreted as spiritual. That does not make him stupid, just because there are bad things in the world.

    Seriously, I don't have a problem with you. If i annoyed you, remember you annoyed me first with that worthless crap you wrote 6 months ago.

  • @TheCarambah

    And you sound like a typical uneducated pseudo-intellectual fucking idiot who gives humanity a bad name. And yes, this man is incredibly, INCREDIBLY stupid. If you don't see that, you're just as stupid as he is.

    And that 'worthless crap' I posted 6 months ago is true. If you're so fucking empty-headed that it annoys you, you'll find no sympathy here. Again, please strongly consider castration.

  • @Atrocitas6 Im a christian.. but i do think that most ppl are to stupid to realise this is a coincidence.. and im sorry that it seems like all the christians you know are the same..;)

  • @ElroyJvd Glad to hear it.

  • facepalm

  • Vines! how do they work?

  • And I seen buddah on my corn flakes this morning.

  • Top story; quality reporting.

  • People see what they want to see... or jesus wants us to be buddhists too... Google "bad astronomy that's gotta sting"

  • @havocexe Gullible is the term I'd apply. Most people are honest enough most of the time. That's why society works. No religion lays claim to a universal human trait. Besides, false piety is old-hat for any self-respecting con-man; especially when the fraud is religious in nature. Besides, you seem to have pretended not to read the explanation I give a little more weight to: a combination of coincidence, pareidolia, and undue confidence in your ability to perceive/comprehend correctly.

  • "...[Christians] are reTARDed; they believe in a talking dead guy!" --Mr. Mouse

  • @havocexe Uh, yeah, how about coincidence and pareidolia? Or perhaps that redneck owns a ladder and pruning shears?

  • I had a 'bowel movement" this morning that looked like someone on a cross! I flushed it, like all religion, belongs in the sewer.

  • Why is it always Jesus? The CREATOR OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE has a message for you, and the best he can do is a pattern on burnt toast or a random tangle of weeds? God is really great, huh?

  • Lol

  • It's Mithras. Any asshole can see that.

  • I dunno.... I see Rick James, not Jesus.

  • @havocexe its wines?

  • THEY KILLED KENNY!

  • it's jesus ninja version

  • and I noticed a lion that was made out of what seemed to be clouds! In the sky!

    THE END IS NIGH!

  • this is why america is full of fuckwits

  • put vines growing up the pole on every single telephone pole down the road and they will grow the same exact way....a jesus beard would be more realistic

  • ....but really thats a cool sighting.

  • Thank you god for giving terminally ill children some comfort in the form of some brush on a stick. If only there was more a god could do...

  • @kaikosuke ROFL

  • Why would atheis media report on this? Shouldn't they be reporting on how nothing happens when you die?  Weird.

  • bullshit

  • LOL VINE JESUS?!

  • i believe this is the christ who came down from heaven to spread his miracles

  • I hope this reporter is expelled from his profession. I want my 1:23 back. There is no god or afterlife. Get over it people.

  • That's diVINE...

  • @MrHippie Hahahaha.

  • @MrHippie HAHAH

  • It's definitely a sign.

    A sign of how bloody stupid some Americans are.

  • @AThagoras  You're a "bloody" moron by thinking this has ANYTHING to do with where you're from.. it's obviously Christians going crazy over something dumb, and Christians exist all around our globe. Think before you type... please?

  • ... teehee. Silly Christians.

  • So if I were to see Jesus in a soupy festering pool of my own feces what exactly would that signify? Jesus also enjoys corn? <===== video to follow. Lol.

  • @havocexe Hahahaha :D

  • is that supposed to be the young good looking jesus or the older fatter jesus? oh wait, im thinking of elvis.

  • American people.

    (facepalm)

  • it's a shoop. i can tell it's from the pixels and having seen quite a few shoops in my time.

  • yes... hes god.. i have a gnome who givs me fresh weed every day too

  • I call B.S. Looks like a dying jew to me.

  • somewhere in those vines is a message.

  • yea it has to be God since my life is so pointless.

  • Can anyone identify the plant from the video? Looks like virginia creeper to me. Or maybe some kind of river grape. At any rate, I once saw what looked like the Green Giant on one pole.

  • It's just an ordinary telephone pole covered in vines. There I called it! Now move on with something called real fucking life.

  • Jesus is a Power pole!

  • wat the hell isnt the laugh ... hahahahahahah not gahahahahahahahahaah

  • Does anyone even know what jesus actually looks like? "Is this an ordinary telephone pole?" what kinda journalism is that.....

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