The Internet is for porn avenue Q original - Video

[yoshimickster]

I saw this live when I was in High School. It was awesome.

[SigmaXVirus]

When Megaupload died... my first thought was:

MY PORN!!!!!

[ipaqmaster]

Wash your mouth out. WITH SOPA! 8D

But seriously its shit.

[MacraStraba]

Save the Internets! Save porn!

[trever0798]

FUCK SOPA!!!!!

[Thenonforgiving]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE PORN!!!

[97kevinhuanle]

IF SOPA IS PASSED

WE WILL ALL LOSE PORN

[CNICE203]

So SOPA doesn't stand for (Save Our Porn Act).

[nmk007]

@CNICE203 roflmao

[dattrollwit3posts]

fuck it im already here might as well as fap to that white girl.

[hugo899]

Stop SOPA to save porn!!

[MapleConquer]

yep me too. because of sopa day 18.1.2012

[KapStuf]

Who's looking at porn after watching this?

[hendenburg2]

@KapStuf you mean "after"

[leptoon]

@hendenburg2 That's what he said.

[Untellectual]

@KapStuf You mean this isn't porn? Oops...

[neilnightblade]

So funny and so true

[spiker864]

i sing this on karoke every week and it always gets a laugh

[TheAngryBirdlover]

i came here from watching ponies on facebook...

[shadowmax9]

If I could get me and my friends in the talent show with a fake dance or song or whatever then surprise everyone at a school talent show with this it would be the best thing ever

[The7x42]

Fucking brilliant.

[kayden1218]

pause at 0:02



[schoolrumble97]

they teach children this!!! O_O!!

[RanakaHai]

Quickly! Someone send this on a DVD to the Westboro Baptist Church!!!

[mrcannibalfreak]

@RanakaHai fuck that im sending it to the pope

[Altistic]

Is it me, or does that puppteer behind trekkie in the window look like Ron Jermey

[jndljoui]

The girl has such a cute voice

[1420TnT]

Grab your mouse and click at pause and go for porn porn porn !

[evoction]

240p we meet again!

[HammerNHook]

Laughing my ass off

[ZombieProtectionCamp]

Fuckin hilarious

[nobledonkey17]

Trekkie is my fav monster

[NerdyRockstar13]

0:43 i love how Trekkie raises the roof XD

[prier]

word

[MrCamzeys]

Grab your dick and double click

[cintr]

296 people never masturbate

[marayno1]

Something came over me so i typed in "internet and got this as the third recomendation...

[slinzerthegod]

Love Polis, Hate SOPA!

[Amauri014]

SOPA brought me here.

[WannaBeANerd]

Girl: Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet

(SILENCE)

Brilliant!

[WannaBeANerd]

Its like Sesame street crossed with south park.

[misterroboto1]

@WannaBeANerd It's funny you should mention that. The creators of south park actually made a broadway musical (the book of mormon) with one of the guys who made Avenue Q.

[PhysxTV]

I'm here because of SOPA

[itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz]

BASED POLIS

[MrBubosibiricus]

Thumbs up if Representative Jared Polis of Colorado got you here.

[Dorminay42]

The United States Senate brought me here.

[theothercommentguy]

Polis brought me here.

[Prototy9e]

Is this shit real? Lmao

[Scavskiller]

"grab your dick and double click for PORN PORN PORN"

epic finish of this song

[BigCountry0014]

in the tower 0:43

[BigCountry0014]

why is ron jeremy he pupputeer for the monster?

[funnyguy5187]

240p we meet again



[Allyspill]

"Grab your dick and double click"

Best lyrics ever!

[LyingPrauses]

Derp at 0:41

If that's not enough, press 2 for muppetiality or 4 for headjob and 5 for suprise buttsecks

[TheTomTeam]

I used to listen to this song all the time, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[GOOCHMASTER15]

I'm going to be auditioning for this this weekend! I really hope i get Trekkie...

[KingBlueDog500]

That's why it's one of the memes

[TylerBrandonHardwick]

I'm gonna watch some porn right now on my MAC

[VampireofEpicness]

i like how some stupid WoW video of this has more views >_>

[neilnightblade]

It's hysterical because it's true

[Yonschnee]

I saw this last night... Funniest shit I've ever seen xD

[BMNicolas]

Trekkie sounds like Yoda

[VampireofEpicness]

@BMNicolas What are you on? o.o

[penkie1]

Pauze the video at 0:43 - it's Ron Jeremy!

[ArjiNL]

Dumpert!

[jzeterror]

1000 covers and remakes with toons, but this original vid is definitely the best!

[jameswashere187]

@Masterblue56 holy shit ur right

[DEMMY39]

1000 times and I died and my laugh box broke

[171RAVEN]

iv watched this 50 times.... still funny!!!!

[ShamanTheHedgehog]

best muppet show of all damn time. as dad says, i'm not a pervert; i'm a man!"

[toontownpenny8]

i saw this before XD it was hilarious

[KWolverine1]

Thumb up if you've seen PORN atleast 1 fucking time!!

[Illkiron]

Grab your dick and double click peep

[MisterBlue56]

Just for anyone who didn't notice, she's also the patient from the Scrubs episode "My Musical"

[blmendivil]

289 people touched themselves while watching this video

[bnixisbest]

The only reason this is done with puppets is so it looks funny. You tell me how many people would buy tickets to a show that has people saying, "Grab your dick and tug." Lmao

[IACSC]

@bnixisbest

Its "Grab your dick and double-click".

And, I would. Its hilarious because its true. But, prior to seeing the show you would've at least heard something regarding the show, so you'd know it were worth it. Lol.

[madforpivot]

When I first watched this, I had no idea what avenue Q was. Before trekkie said "FOR PORN" the first time I thought this was some kind of muppit type of show for KIDS. Then when trekkie said "FOR PORN" and his little solo and whatnot, I was like..."This man is gunna get sued"

Boy did I derp...hard...

[ThePsp28]

EPIC



[tontsa911]

Funny coz it's true!

[breHaDekomSi]

Grab your dick and double-click.



[roinats]

@breHaDekomSi you only need to click once

[pamelainlv]

Awesome show!! It's back in Vegas for a short time!

[pamelainlv]

check out the info on the website colabopresents com for the Las Vegas dates in November 2011!

[JuliusIsMe]

@pamelainlv I haven't heard of call of duty till 2010.

[daandejong1996]

Internet is for call of duty multiplayer dudes wtf are you talking about

[tehandroidmaster]

#lol

[lightsbacon]

damn was searching youtube for porn and i found this... had no option but to use this for inspiration instead

[11rosettadejesus60]

erm i'm a nice latin lady who loves to have fun

[1zeldalover]

looks like the cookie monster grew up lol

[mouthfuloffist]

so grab your dick and fap fap fap for porn porn pooorrnnn

[mrarabgamer]

its funny because its true

[gigaro1888]

"grab your dick n' double click for porn"

is the wisest sentence of this generation

[daret9056]

287 people think the internet isnt for porn

[soboyoko]

well maybe internet is not for porn but the video kick ass love the way they speak 

[ShaurntheSheep]

there rubbish you can see there men and there mouth moving

[Errelsoft]

@ShaurntheSheep ... They're not ventriloquists genius.

[ruilolada]

240Potato we meet again.

[latifabad9060]

hihi I`m a very sesy girl as you will see waiting you to teach me

[QuhnYak]

Let me hear it!

[benos]

I doubled clicked my dick to watch this video.

[Gigajie2]

FOR PORN!

[SickGamer13]

my friend told me about this and i was like wtf?!? and now i listen to it holy sht thats funny

[WaWaTV]

I never knew Cookie Monster watched porn XD

[muppetlover16]

@TelephoneRock4ever Trekkie: Cookie Monster's filthy minded cousin

Rod: Bert's blue (and secretly gay) stepbrother

Nicky: Ernie's green brother

Kate: Zoe's sister

Lucy: Prairie Dawn's sister who works at the "Around the Clock Cafe"

[KrazeeHouse]

Anyone else watch this cause @Sesame street got hacked

[BabyGirlGoddess]

This includes Sesame Street's Youtube channel

[tpe42]

Me: I just got a part in Avenue Q!

Friend: What part?

Me: ...Trekkie Monster's right hand.

Friend: And exactly what does he do with that hand?

Me: Umm...

[movieboy6]

Actually, I click once then press enter. :P

[slytherinrocks1231]

So, until i saw this i never really watched that much porn, maybe a second of it i didn't bother to look for much porn, but once I saw this, i'm like "Maybe he's right, if all those normal people are looking at porn...i should too.

Now, Pornhub is my homepage when I go on the internet.....thanks Avenue Q

[DuKaPb100]

lol nice!

[satandragons]

rawr?



[bromixsr]

Why am I watching this, when I could be looking at porn. Soooo, uh....later people. Oh yea and I almost, forgot Avenue Q rules.

[ShonenWave]

@bromixsr your's should be a top comment. LOL

[77magenta]

@bromixsr I GOT HEAPS OF PORN. OVER 1TB

[77magenta]

Respond to this video...  THANX FOR THE VID. YA GOTTA LOVE TREKKIE.

[humberdinks]

normal is over rated XD

[dibczi]

WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS HELD :P

[Bellairs120466]

Wrong, the internet is for memes. m00t saw there was not enough attraction to the internet, held out his hand and said "Let there be laws by which we govern the internet!" Porn exists as a result of Rule 34 and we exist as a result of porn.

Back to me, your musical is now known only for its songs. Look down, back up, you're on a boat, surfing like a boss. What's in your hand? You don't want to know.

I can't believe you've read this far, but I guess you deserve respect (the game).

Running out of-

[21KrisatMainet16]

cool i am very talented and open-minded baby ! You not gonna be bored with me

[generalfuckhead]

that's awesome I agree!!!!

[SextingtheMusical]

Hi guys!

We wrote a musical called "Sexting: The Musical." If you like this musical, you should check ours out! Please comment.

<3sextingthemusical

[Pokefan4375]

We Masturbate!

[imageConstruct]

what makes it more funny is that it's totally fucking true. the internet is for porn!

[bucksfan217]

normal people do to sit at home and look at porn

[WebGrabber]

мне понравилось )))

[irulethe70s]

Porn>research

[kahlilwllc15]

How yeah it for porn!!!!

[ThibautVDP]

why you think the net was born?

porn porn porn!

[freierMilan]

... oh

w(eh) w(eh) w(eh)

[hendenburg2]

omg... is that ron jeremy in the window at 0:43?!

[shokre312]

For some reason, the guy actually singing Trekkie looks like the puppet...

[ztslovebird]

@shokre312 Rick Lyon (the guy who played Trekkie, Nicky, Boy Bad Idea Bear, Ricky, and Harvard in the original cast) designed and made all the original puppets for the show. Trekkie was originally supposed to be what his name suggests; a Star Trek geek. And he was supposed to look like a green Cookie Monster. But everyone decided that was boring and dumb, so they went back to the drawing board and made him a pervert with horns, lol.

[shokre312]

@ztslovebird

Lol, that's interesting. I was wondering why he was called Trekkie but had nothing to do with Star Trek in the show.

But I meant like, it seems like the voice is coming out of Trekkie's mouth and Rick Lyon is the one lip syncing it.

[ztslovebird]

@shokre312 That's the magic of distance, mics, and not-so-great cameras. And a WHOLE lot of practice on Rick's part, lol!

[shokre312]

@ztslovebird

Lol yeah. And it doesn't look like that voice would come out of his mouth. It seems so unfitting for his body.

[ztslovebird]

@shokre312 I know. But in the Muppeteering world, you'd be surprised how many people don't look like they have the voices they create for their characters. Just look at Miss Piggy!

[shokre312]

@ztslovebird

Hahaha yes, very true. The voice is such a magical thing

[muppetlover16]

@ztslovebird Actually the "Harvard" character's name is The Newcomer

[tarry7689]

Grab your dick and double click

[rockcolecter]

rewatching in 2011

[tarry7689]

Grab your dicks and double click

[PuckMeSideways]

@blackkittys668 You are aware that the internet is universal, correct? Try not being such a bigot.

[blackkittys668]

@PuckMeSideways you are aware its a joke right? dont be such a smart ass

[CyberWallX]

@blackkittys668 no bro, tun wir nicht.

[glennzone12]

I haven't fapped in days....

[FANATICOREACH]

Everytime I turn on my computer I grab my dick and double click for porn

[GreenMonkeyOnCrack]

Amen!

[bubbaXzone]

is the lady a ventriloquist cause i see her opening her mouth with the puppet and that is not how your are are supposed to do it.

[NedwardCberry]

@bubbaXzone no its suppose to be a parody of sesame street it didnt put any emphasis on ventriloquism because the human isnt a character

[bubbaXzone]

@NedwardCberry still a little confused but i understand a little better :)

[NedwardCberry]

@bubbaXzone long story short its not suppose to be ventriloquism

[doomslayer1049]

Funny... I always completely ignore the people holding them..

[scrahan81]

278 people don't know the greatest pleasure of the internet.

[tsanderscomcast]

HAHAHA *grab your dick and double click :P

[tsanderscomcast]

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[9bstar]

So grab your dick and double CLICK for PORN PIRN PORN XD

[raddada100]

"normal ppl don't sit and watch porn on the internet"

too true. WE ALL AIN'T NORMAL :D

[MsMedford]

i think this show would be even more funny if you didnt see the human actors

[Gremlinus08]

277 osób nie przyszło od Rocka ;d

[umklajder]

@Gremlinus08 xDDDDD

[NHall609]

no prizes guessing what i went on after watching this.......

[joshdavis071]

lol the puppets look alive



[MMyMinecraft]

KTO ODD ROCKA ? FANI RZĄDZĄ YT :D

[driver0004]

Od rocka ;D

[bartos98]

od Rocka ;p

[KSUnia1946]

wszycsy od rocka ! :D

[lolcopter1911]

Is one of the guys holding that trekkie puppet wearing a guy fawkes mask?

[michu978]

hah dobre

[MrFlacha10]

FOR PORN! COOL! FAP FAP XD