SERIOUS BUSINESS

[randomgirl22695]

'Add 8 packets of sugar so it doesn't taste like arse' Oh Dan, you understand life.

[LuceNijeBitno]

Dude, you're like all over the world :O

[miixeddupp]

ooh, steamy...

[bobolbee]

This video was made on my 17th birthday

[LindseysBackyardLive]

You are the British Anthony Padilla.

[claire101101101]

you go on alot of holidays

[lucyhelenaa]

I now have an obsession with saying 'serious business'. literally can't stop saying it.

[mrfoxyboy13]

thumbs up if you paused at 2:07 to she that person's address or is it just me that's weird

[VyckiiT]

@mrfoxyboy13 -stalk mode activated- >_>

[ChloeJponygirl]

lol phil spitting in the sink... SRS BSNSS!! lol xxx

[BringDeathCloser123]

twelve billionty is my favourite number! HOW DID U KNOW DAN???

[alessastripysox]

omg your so hot

[awsomegirl137]

SO MATURE DAN

[tiffanykerley]

thats what ive been doing wrong i forgot the cup im happy now :D

[YummyWummyGummyBear]

"what are you doing?" "SRS BSNSS." << me every day.

[totallynotbusted]

He "had" to play Guitar Hero.

[TadpoleJakson]

I got a kiss at the end! :D

[LaUr1Ee]

2:39, planning one of your videos, good thing to do at work!! ^_^

[DoctorNinjaGirl]

Srs lawyer dan looks like will from the inbetweeners! SERIOUS BUINESS!

[MrBobMoo]

Am I tho only one who thinks the way he said 'shut up' to lift lady was HILARIOUS?

[MissTwilightHater]

dat einstein!

[bubblytea32]

srsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsr­s bssssssssssssssssssssssssnssss­sssssssssssssssssssssss

[ATurtleAteMyTrex]

Maybe not a lawyer but maybe a model. Yeah, a model -__- mmmmmmm.........

[DoctorNinjaGirl]

I am watching in FAT MODE!!!

[666ZombiePanda666]

serious buisness lol

[loverXofXallXlovable]

7:00 isn't that bad... I wake up at 6:00 every morning to go to school :(

[KatieIsNotAPanda]

Dan you're precious omg :')

[justawaytolive]

Things I"ve Learned About British People from Dan

1)Posh-high class

2)Torch-Flashlight

3)Flat-Apartment

4)Biscuits-Cookies

5)Lift-Elevator

Keep 'um coming :D

[JamieJadeHannahMegan]

Omg. 5:11 That was the cutest noise ever omg what

[LLAMAMAMMAXD]

Thumbs up if whenever you see a srs person and say SRS BSNSS!

[AmyandAisha1]

I remember that clip from primary school.. On microsoft!

[ohmyGAAHitsme]

2:40 inception

[TaylaaMonstaaXD]

i was eating salad while watching this and it was all like "add eight packets of sugar so it doesn't taste like arse" and i burst out laughing and a bit of cucumber came out my nose...D:

[rachaelfizzy]

2:07 casually giving someone's address away.

[kikyo4815]

@rachaelfizzy Phone books have been doing that for decades.

[Jordan12295]

How old is Dan?

[LizLunarGlitch]

Haha today my teacher said serious business and I started laughing saying it was an inside joke between me and a couple thousand people

[YcredAbly85]

Cancerous

[pltshp]

I thought that was Missingno. on your screen at the start, for some reason. Goddammit Dan, don't bloody catch it.

[Ollie7707]

Why did they let you into that law firm? o_O

[isparkleinsun]

Love ur singing Dan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O_o

[moomabartlett]

Dan...why do you have a video of Phil spitting into a sink? Although a better question would he why did I watch it 4 times o.O

[Seraphiiel]

rarara blah blah serious business yes. serious serious serious

[nezbut7]

@MissIndraLena i dont believe u i was away from my whole family apart from my parents and sister it was the most depressing thing that i had to go through in my life

[xChasing1D]

THIS VIDEO WAS POSTED ON MI SISTER'S BIRTHDAY!

[lovefood96]

2:06 .. someone's address:/

[tillytillytilly1]

You're family must be rich, you fuck of to tropical foreign countries randomly all the time

[littlemissmoony13]

You're so super cerial Dan

[ReachingHope15]

"hehehe...Naked"

Dan, Y U SO ADORABLE??

[animal6388]

bloody hell you're fit at 5:00 .........just saying....

[MissMuffinToYou]

haha fat mode.

[HorshamHammers]

you have to play Guitar Hero? lol. love you x (>^-^)>

[Emvdwee]

DAN YOU'RE SO HOT D:

[MisguideddGhost]

you're hot as a lawyer..

[scrap222666]

1:33 for emo window

[MsHannaannaH]

I think you should try studying something other than law when you decide it's time to go back to collage. It just doesn't seem like it's where you're heart is. Maybe an actor, I think you would much enjoy that! Much love bai!

[HollylovesMark]

Omg the new year script at 2:40 :L

[HollylovesMark]

If you hate law so much, why are you doing it? :L

[Laraiabobaia]

"Or if you're watching it in fat mode because you're really cool it will be THERE."

[BeccaOfEnglandx]

I'm guessing it was serious?

[hufflepuffbadgers]

Dan, you in the shower is always main channel material

[KidTheScene]

The way he says "I don't think so" at 3:44 ..awwwww.

[nezbut7]

i hate india it sucks!!!!!!!!! SUCKS! take my word i lived there for 7 years!!!!!!

[MissIndraLena]

@nezbut7 I lived in India for 3 years and I love it so incredibly much. Matter of opinion.

[SuperSuperFulham]

Jesus Christ mate your fucking vein. Grow up, this sort of things only acceptable if your gay

[JulianClary410]

@SuperSuperFulham nice spelling..... *vain

[todalyweirdgirl]

I made a quadruple espresso ... With those in the world, we don't need drugs.

[ItsAvaani]

press 5 for 'a waddle' :L

[kaayleighkatx]

Your hair is so cute here!

[Wethinktoohard]

Lawlz, thanks for the compliment Dan, I was watching it in "fat mode" ;}

[CassieCatastrophies]

Excuse me. But. Law may suck.

But art. Sucks too.

I mean, it goes from something you loved SOSOSO much to never wanting to pick up any writing utensil. Ever. Again.

EVER.

EVVVVAAAARRRRR.

[iceleopard16]

MEEEEEH D:

[JustDifferentVeiws]

the little side smile at 4:59 is adorable <3

[sillysongification]

SUPR SRS LNDN BSNSS 0_o

[ThePinkZebraCupcake]

a day after my birthday last year<3 :3

[HollylovesMark]

One of my favourite danisnotonfire videos ever! :L

[EmoPrincessRawr]

Srs Bsnss is Srs. (｡-_-｡)

[simontehepic]

serious london is serious

[XxweareninjasXx]

Cos' he's awesome that's why ;)

[ShirobonHat]

Why did you record Phil spitting into a sink? o.0

[BreeandCrysiiGoRAWR]

xD like if you Wonder what the Peoplee at University are thinkinq....

[mongiemimi]

"lift" :o

[3948pinky]

is it just me or did he get hotter

[elfabbydosey]

dan, didn't anyone look at you for you giving a tutorial on making a quadruple espresso to a camera?

I <3 you

[siriusbsns]

This video is sort of the name of my username. Sort of.

[ellieandjimmy]

Dan! I need to know... what camera do you have. Today i thought i need to buy a camera and which place to start first.. dan.. i know he has a good camera! :D

[redtiger614]

Can i had your hair?!

[Chazzamariex]

i swear u gain beauty spots at random times 0_o

[Queeniac21]

Dan, you're beautiful.

[byee951]

why do u suddenly had a mole there?!!!!

[mitchgoesrawr]

what do you use to put together and edit your videos?

[SkyForeverGalaxy]

they have that albert einstein picture in my school

[CookieMonsterBabes]

More of you in the shower please ;) 4:20

[XOoFyreFlyoOX]

And then you add 8 packets of sugar so it doesnt taste like ass :D LOL

[darceyisntadoctor]

Just spent a week in Wokingham doing work experience at a law place thingy. Spent all day filing/numbering pages. Only thing that kept me alive was coffee and the Greggs at the end of the road.

[missXselfharm]

i really like the way you said "and it all went wrong....." hehehehehe xxx

[palomadove3]

In fat mode... Nice

[JEUNESxFUGITIFS]

today in theater we had to be serious, and the only thing i could think about was this video... yeah. i definitely didn't look serious.

[ellieandjimmy]

In a lesson at school one day we were talking about politics and our teacher said write down what comes into your mind when you hear the word politics. Me and my friend wrote down "Serious Buisness!" :L

[IxAmzxBETHANx]

2:24

LMFAOOOO!

[LILMONSTERclaws]

And then You add 8 packets of sugar to the expresso so it doesnt taste like ass.

Hhaahahahha Love it.

[happigirl10000]

Dan, you can be my lawyer! <3

[Littlepurpleroses]

THIS WAS UPLOADED ON MY BIRTHDAY! ... there's a bit of pointless information for you not to remember ;]

[Angelblade717]

Haha "fat mode" xD <3

[Angelblade717]

....GOD you are gorgeous

[jammehlee]

The stears made me trip out for a few seconds...o.O

[joelybunneh]

I just noticed that you made this on my sisters birthday :D

[AvrilAndMrBojangles]

2:40 and pause then read lol

[ElenaSherwood13]

where did u go to do your work experience?

:D

[ScribbleDream]

I liked the part when phil spat into the sink

[crocodilecondom14]

Dan the showers not on you muppet! xxxxx

[IAmBeccaBoo]

hehehe Sidebar.

[littlerobin24]

hahaa omfg press 0 repeatedly ! XD

[Bassett678]

^^ Aww :') This was the first ever video I saw of Dans <3 How time flies ^^ x

[sophiethefairy]

LOL " welcome to the filing room, where I spend all of my day filing, and all your dreams are dead." :L

[itsonlyamy]

I can't stop saying 'SRS BSNSS' whenever I see someone in a suit or somthing :L

[Anythingbutperfectx3]

In fat mode? ...?

[samanthza]

you look like will from the inbetweeners on the thumbnail. :D

[SuperSmileyAshley]

@danisnotonfire omg.. today I had a double espresso and omg it's now 0:32 and I still can't sleep x) tomorrow have to get up a quarter past 6 loll think I'll take another double espresso before I go to work.. :)

[izzimaccawizzi]

Dan you twat. I had a double espresso at work last sunday and started choking. it still tastes like arse, on matter how much sugar you put in. I think my boss though i was dying. Don't follow dan recipes. they cause death. <3

[AliceCullenandJazz]

Why is it that I have difficulty imagining you being a lawyer? :D

[Ryadai]

The weird sound at 3:43 gets me everytime :'D

[RainbowDucks101]

1:33 Haha, it says "emoh" in the background. fits :D <3

2:07 AMY WIENER on the screen :)

[RainbowDucks101]

1:33 Haha, it says "emoh" in the background. fits :D <3

2:97 AMY WIENER on the screen :)

[RainbowDucks101]

1:33 Haha, it says "emoh" in the background. fits :D <3

[Wolfmania98]

the quadrupole espresso- Will it blend?

[misslovebug18]

Dan you look so HOT ! In you serious business clothes -3 MWAH -3

[XaviGoneHardcore]

Mwah. ;3

[raudonakurtke]

"you then add eight packets of sugar so it doesn't taste like ass." XDDDD

[kelseym4599]

That looks exciting!!!!!!!

[ollytennant]

SRS BSNSS IS SRS

^__^ Love you Dan <3

[simplysomewhat]

Never will I call it Big Screen again. FAT MODE FTW!

[ammiella]

That is how I drink my coffee XD and milo...and hot chocolate...and you know what? Pretty much any hot drink ever. Lots of whatever the hell the drink consists of + a bajillion sugar packets.

[magicspoon4eva]

If I ever get in trouble with the law I want you to be my lawyer :)

[xxkawaiillamafarmxx]

Am I the only one who can't believe Dan is becoming a lawyer?

[KidTheScene]

3:42 - 3:46 is sooo cute. *fiddles with hair* "i don't think soo :3"

d'awww. <3

[Jessiqua9253]

So it does't taste like arse !!! Best bit :):)

[pyrokarratt]

I like the part where he says serious business xD

[annathinksshescool]

HCO

[thehappynewfor]

yay! im not the only one who puts like 8 or 9 packs of sugar in my coffee O_O

[Myusernameiswinning]

Lol i really cant imagine you as a lawyer. My dads a lawyer. But i bet youll make a nice one dan :)))

[garfzzzz]

LOL. LOL. LOL X'D X'D

[AdorisamableOokami99]

Awwww Dan, you'd be such a cute yet nerdy lawyer :3

[ZombehKittehTNG]

The dooooooooooor c:

Charlie The Unicorn?

This is why i loove you. c:

[Kateloveization]

Dan you copied shanedawson!

[CherryBlossomz102]

is irt wierd i replayed EVRAHTHINGWENTWRONGG like 20 times...

[SockHippie]

@CherryBlossomz102 Can't tell if trolling or just really stupid >_>

[CherryBlossomz102]

@SockHippie why is it trolling and WHY AM I STUPID

[SockHippie]

@CherryBlossomz102 LOL

[BobolinaBookworm123]

after watching this with my friend at my house we randomly look at eachother and say srs bsns n then fall about laughing xD

[TheMoonPower]

You'd make an adorable lawyer, Dan.

[imorandomthanu]

Now I randomly go "and all your dreams are dead", and "that door...is the most terrifying thing in the entire world" when there's a weird door, or your long lecture about "the door". People think I'm weird. It's sad that they don't get it.

[daisyduke54]

haha, if you pause it at 2:39 and read the whole thing it really is quite strange.

[imorandomthanu]

@daisyduke54 haha that's his "New Year's Resolution Fail" video script....I'm sorry for knowing that

[CrazyBeThyName]

1:05-1:17 makes me laugh waaayyyyy too hard.

[halloweendevil2]

HAHAHAA OH GOD there are to many great youtubers I think im subed to about 600 now But the question is can I add 1 more ummm wellllllll HELLLLL YA :D

[WuppyTV1]

Hi X 1,000

[LeLionsFromNantucket]

Ahaha, "And play Guitar Hero" Oooo, tough.....

[TheBeebeeKitty]

I keep describing things as tasting like arse, and all I ever get are weird looks. ;w; And people asking me how I know what arse tastes like... xD

[knowledgeablewaffle]

All my dreams are dead.

[OMGAnimeReviews]

1:38 did that just say 'Emoh' in the background? O___O Weird

[KidTheScene]

4:08 - 4:15 makes me laugh EVERYTIME. LMFAO.!

[Blossom1232]

dont want espresso to taste like ass lol XD

[kaulitzbabe678]

XD all i saw on the computer screen was

get fit

get fit

get fit

get fit

[WriterBunnyGirl]

5:00 Cutest smile. EVER.

[StephanieAnn96]

thats exactly what i do with my coffee :')

[94lukeg]

wow this is serious business lol

[sweetsummercake]

ily xx  dimples 

[EllelovestheTTrust]

Your little mole is so cute :3

[KilljoyCat]

'EVERYTHING WENT WROOOOOONG!' :'3

[luvisgreat]

your so hawt.

[TheJazzyCamel]

3:44 is so funny:)

[BadAlice11]

LOL on Eurovision some guy just said 'no, down to serious business' It reminded me of you :L Hahaha

Srs Bsnss <3

[Charliesauresrex]

you recorded phil spitting into the sink, that is imagination!((: please reply :'D

[greensweatshirt12]

The shot at like, 1:13 looks like it should be in a commercal

[ItsMeTheLoverOfYou]

i know what fit means cause i watched CHARLIEISSOCOOLLIKE!! :D

[Liyah4OldGregXX]

29 people have no sense of humour