The Big Moment

[iconsting]

See, it's funny because the champagne is a phallic symbol.

[DoesntMatterHaveName]

@Jerbear9205 and how many seconds of actual film, not counting the 2 seconds of title and 1 second of credits? They explain this issue on their page.

[Jerbear9205]

wow those idiots this is eight seconds

[phantomrider115]

Doesn't matter, had post-ejaculation.

[dudewheresmyjew]

I had this great joke about premature ejaculation

But the punchline comes too early

[Fallout3boy2077]

HE HAS A CONDITION

[ChunkMach]

HAHAHA read the tags

[Paralellex]

*puts on sunglasses*

Looks like...

Ah crap

[nickJeen]

this i 9 seconds.

[FendyRhodes]

@nickJeen Shattap

[MegaAstroFan18]

@nickJeen 1 second title, 5 second film, 2 second credits.

[TempelriddarN]

@nickJeen 5 second video + intro and outro. Welcome to 5secondfilms newfag.

[nickJeen]

@TempelriddarN Just a joke. Don't be a boyfriender.

[iPwN360]

did anyone notice the last guys middle finger was up

[SierraTeran]

@iPwN360 I've seen this before, and just noticing now. haha

[haakon4343]

premature celebration

[G2Hound11]

Nice birdy 0:04

[QuantumTap]

he should scavange the sea floor for nutrients

[MrSimonPlays]

Is that TheAmazingAtheist to the left at the end???

[libreg]

@MrSimonPlays If he lost like 80 pounds, yeah

[BigCakeExprezz]

@MrSimonPlays Looks like him atleast.

[aroblesCG]

Ladies, take it as a compliment.

[donavanman]

OMG this one is 9 seconds total!!!!!!

[ClawManV3]

@donavanman ...No. No it isn't.

[ClawManV3]

@donavanman ...No. No it isn't.

[LoneHylian]

Where would Youtube be with out the Comments

[thojoh370]

I guess he popped!

...too soon?

[KimEricKreations2007]

I thought everyone suffered from this "premature" problem . . . especially on New Year's Eve! They don't?????

[mrjimmyos]

I find this video easy to mastur- ah crap

[yoshinibble123]

HAPPY NEW YE- fuck.

[SRStrollisSRS]

happy new years eve people of australia!

[fermerwuvu]

ofcourse xD

[SiddiqHutch]

Press 2 for 5 Press 3 for 4 Press 4 for 3 and a middle finger. Press 5 for dancing people. Press 6 for pat on the back and stoning people. Press 7 for 6 Press 8 for leaning forward. Press 9 for End. Press 0 for REPLAY Your welcome (:

[SkyrimTownGuard]

I used to prematurely ejaculate just like him, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[GodPlageon]

@SkyrimTownGuard You are a god!

[SkyrimTownGuard]

@GodPlageon Verily!

[Geo1072]

@SkyrimTownGuard Well too bad there's plenty more shouts where that came from.

[Jdog89981]

@SkyrimTownGuard Did you seriously name yourself that just so you could go around saying that? *face desk*

[SkyrimTownGuard]

@Jdog89981 Yes, but purely to troll people like you.

[Jdog89981]

@SkyrimTownGuard whatever that meant.

[rushzeppelin2112]

on 3 hes giving us the finger...

[TrolledArt]

@rushzeppelin2112 thanks for telling me that because im blind and... wait if im blind then how did i see that comment? nevermind you are just an idiot

[SRStrollisSRS]

i guess you could say

*puts on glasses*

arrow to the knee

YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH

[PhanyPackStudios]

@SRStrollisSRS i guess you could say

*puts on glasses*

a shity joke

YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH

[GodOfTheInternets]

@SRStrollisSRS

Wrong.

[bestdudeever765]

close enough

[jackthomson01]

Keep pressing 5 for some fun ;)

[biaeen]

*movie trailer guy voice* Next year...comes prematurely...

[Falcarious]

2001 glasses and flipping the bird.

[epiclepticgs]

0:04 loool

[monktryface]

pause at 0:02 use photoshop and add ____

[Jessdmann]

ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ Y U NO LAST LONGER?

[IamTheJesusGuy]

lol this is great...

[LukewarmPotato]

I guess that is...

*puts on sunglasses*

..a PREMATURE CONGRATULATION!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GothyPingu]

Aww premature congratulation

[bestshowontheweb]

PRemature ejaculattion joke FTW!

[DarthSatoris]

5, 4, 3, 2, 1, oh look, the video's over. :/

[DeeJayJive]

Lol, the tags

[DeBlaz21]

Did anyone notice the random middle finger? Lol

[DiarrheaChain]

Premature ejaculator?

[ebiljebus]

She's used to the Renegade Pervert.

[Joedidyjoe]

Omg a 9 second video

[mpalin11]

hahaha :D I laughed so hard

[jweinrub]

Funny!

[rifleman1002]

GUYS. Don't trust your dick, use your tongue first

[santomkd]

premature ejaculation - cumming before she fake's it !

[Ladei4Lyfe]

0:03 the dude is giving off the middle finger lol

[pasilucky100]

he cam to erly

[scooter123450]

HAHAHA trust me i know all about this >_> only its the other way around

[Dozzyable]

He allways comes abit to fast

[M3TALLICAfan100]

Stop at 0:03 . That guys giving us the finger.

[KidOfEighteen]

Lol, brilliant.

[zangatz]

co za asy...

[KnallinG]

I like how the guy, when they say 3, is flipping the others off

[OwwieCream]

*PUTS ON SUNGLASSES*

Am I doing it right?

[OwwieCream]

*PUTS ON SUNGLASSES*

Am I doing it right?

[daroshokina]

2!...1! Blast off!!!

[wolfen150]

premature

[PaulieDeMafia210]

OF COURSE!!!

[nerezza23]

Brian what's the history of premature ejaculation?

SHUT

THE

FU...(pops bottle)

UP

[DavidTheFreak]

@nerezza23

I was actually thinking about watching that video right before I clicked this one.....

[AvianSurvivors]

@nerezza23 yes.

[MrSircolt]

@nerezza23

you just created a new internet meme

[BobMaster75]

@nerezza23 That just made my life.

[myspam512]

@nerezza23 I don't get it.

[57TARDIS]

@myspam512 Of course.

[purplegill10]

get it? it cant be 5 seconds or the film would be over

[Schubijak]

I know how he feels...

[Rqwerty123456]

0:04 Just flipped us off..

not nice :(

[oOGierekOo]

press "5" for a while

[Fallout3sFinest]

haha a little premature there dont you think?

[TheEloeo]

Of course, you can't watch a 5 second film without hundreds of comments explaining the joke and pointing out the obvious things.

[BrBoomr]

Story of my life :(

[SmashLiXs]

they couldn't count to 5 or else the video would've ended. come to think of it....

[WeirdBoySkuzag]

"Of course" Bitch... lol

[TheAlphaTank]

I guess he

*goes for sunglasses*

*drops them*

FUCK.

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!

[Falcarious]

@rickymariofan1 No its 2011

[MenAmongPoodles]

what a bitch

[MrFirecrackerOne]

@rickymariofan1 He was actually wearing 2011 glasses. It just looks like 2001.

[SloofProductions]

its funny because it about premature ejactulation

[shamadooee]

Premature ejaculation?

[T16Akatsuki]

lmao 0:04

[zerockefilms]

0:03 who is he flipping off D:?

[Rasengan020]

Press 5 repeatedly, "Oh god thats a lot of cum"

[greentophat]

Looks like someone came a little early

[IgorkubMASTER]

Press 8 to hear women say "horse"

[Sorajosh]

Press 5 to - ... no thats to childish.

[seanswanson94]

premature popping

[haloninjanate]

wasn't the first time he came early...

[TheToastofthetown]

press 5 repeatedly. dancing, digging and humping!

[CrisRowlands]

Repeatedly pressing 8 - "horse" "horse" "horse" "horse" "horse" "horse" "horse" "horse" "horse" "horse" "horse" "horse"

[MathsVlog]

Wow, The Amazing Atheist...that's random o_o

[SSJScott09]

Ahaha. It's funny cause it depicts the guy having problems with premature ejaculation...

[r0d014]

press 2 = get 5

press 3 = get 4

press 4 = get 3 (and fuck u)

[SJM12492]

Press 3 for 4... Confused much?

[idleidol13]

Keep pressing 5 over and over really fast. Hahaha I'm too immature...

[MIXT4PEmessiah]

co za asy

[az12223]

@MIXT4PEmessiah fuck off im tierd of that shit RWJ says hes a sub whore

[FCKundo]

eeeehhh....

THE DISTRESSED WATCHER????

[RandomThingies]

keep pressing 4 over and over really fast.

[LihAniaih]

I guess he

*puts sunglasses on*

[insert premature ejaculation punchline here]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[nixfromcro]

OMG the same thing happened to me while I was opening the champaigne , opened it like 7-8 seconds earlier.

[JackDavolio]

co za asy..

[Grzesiekarator]

@WestCoastStudios52 It says "Who would fuck a girl from the clip, thumbs up". It's sad really.

I apologize for the stupidity of these people.

[MultiDwarven]

To oni są zbyt wielkimi debilami żeby opanować inne języki... Czemu my mamy sie uczyć angielskiego ? Niech oni sie polskiego nauczą -.- Masa polaków umie angielski, a spotkać anglika czy kogoś innego, który posługuje się językiem polskim to rzadkość.

[xDrickk]

@MultiDwarven

Because the video you are watching is in english. If the video were in polish and we were speaking english, you could use this argument. but since this video is english, you're in the wrong.

Ponieważ film oglądasz jest w języku angielskim. Jeśli film był w języku polskim i byliśmy anglojęzycznych, można użyć tego argumentu. ale skoro ten film jest angielski, jesteś tym, że się myli.

[DefauItScope]

@MultiDwarven Fuck Idź swoją siostrę

[RagnaDDR]

was this suppose to be a subtle premature ejaculation nod

[Wuggynaut]

@RagnaDDR Not a "sublte", it was "obvious" since it was the whole joke after all .

[MAXICHEG]

ПЕЛЬМЕНИ ВОДКА БАЛАЛАЙКА

[noelsoong777]

press 5 over and over again some of them look like they're dancing.

[Nothization]

uhm, well, not that I don't want to talk about polish people, or racism, or anything, but uhh... this was a nice video.

[tcsdef]

my computer cant even load A FUCKING 8 SECOND VIDEO!!

[Rex30033]

ze śmiechu sie z kumplem popłalałem xD

[juanpablotito]

the guy that was counting three was counting one

(5)

[geofferzh79]

another point i would like to make is if your going to live somewhere where there is a different language learn to speak it

[BrittleBiscuit]

dobre dobre... lol :D

[geofferzh79]

to many Polish here in UK

[Gintry]

@geofferzh79

too many Brits here on YT

[geofferzh79]

@Gintry thats because English is used in USA and UK and loads more. so if you don't like the fact that there are lots of Brits on Youtube i guess you sue some polish site, my point is more to do with migration, and the fact that polish people tend to flock to the UK. and i think i can make that point with out being a classed as a racist.

[Gintry]

@geofferzh79

and if you don't like so many Polish , and other emigrants in UK (or out of their own country) than go and make protest in House of Commons. Migration its a natural thing, old as human kind and you can't stop it by complaining here...

[Gintry]

@geofferzh79 Ffrom your point of view all black people must go back to Africa., Amreica have to be for Native Americans only etc..Columbus, Magellan, Vasco da Gama were morones, they discovered new lands and so many european ppl moved there (btw they did not speak navajo or hindi. Really people should sit on their butts and do not travel in a chase for better, easier, life...

PS sorry for any mistakes, English is not my native language, but I tried, now you can try to answer me in polish

regards

[solothurn666]

@geofferzh79 @Gintry

well as you can see, Gintry is not the one who can speak better English than you do, but they say it openly. I wonder, how many languages do YOU speak, geofferzh79, if you can't even speak your native language properly? besides, you British folks are funny. if you got problems with immigrants, then just make them don't want to go there (ie. take all the shitty jobs that pay half the wage they should). whaa, you don't want to work for shitty money? boo fucking hoo

[geofferzh79]

@solothurn666 fuck you go work in your chicken factory

[solothurn666]

@geofferzh79 no wonder... if some of them can speak your native language better than morons like you.

[geofferzh79]

@solothurn666 what ever, like I said I do not want to turn this into a race issue, but you fail to understand my opinion is based on the fact that I dislike segregation what ever the race, and from my experience Polish people tend not to integrate with the people from the country they migrated to. so before you talk about native tongues.if there were a massive influx of us silly Brits into Poland Ian sure you be saying the same.

[solothurn666]

@geofferzh79 so you tellin me that niggers and sand niggers who live in, pretty much, ghettos and make kids for benefits instead of going to work integrate more than, for example, Polish people? you'll see, Poles are there as long as the work "pays them off" and it won't when we join the eurozone. Poles at least work (well most of them), what about niggers and arabs? they will fuck up your economy and culture soon enough for you to realize the mistake.

[YassirPL1]

Kto z Polski ŁAPKA W GÓRĘ !!:D:D

[thefowles1]

This was featured on a Polish website. That's why so many comments are in Polish.

Live and let live, people. Come on.

[awsomosaurus995]

@thefowles1 People from another country... on the internet?

...MADNESS I SAY!!!

[redyoshi1000]

@awsomosaurus995 madness?......THIS.IS.YOUTUUUB­E!!!

[KamikazeOrange]

@thefowles1 ti jestesz obusone?

[BGC2701]

LOL HE PREMO'D LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[markw187]

i think Poles should fuck off back to there own Country and stay out of england

[wirtaz]

@markw187 and that has what to do with.. well

anything?

[dominikkAuPl]

@markw187 I think you should do the same. Youtube is from USA.

[bittmunch]

@dominikkAuPl but it's on the internets

[LaeMaNTelevision]

@markw187 I'd rather say you should shut the fuck up u bitchass mofo and stay the fuck out of here u fuckin shithead

[oONeversayNeverOo]

@markw187 You have beautiful teeth :). oh wait....

[abeso12]

Lubię kiedy siostra zakonna pucuje mi torpedę.

[Couzenheiro]

He came =O

Btw, ęo429dfnęę whrwięę21381 ęęwdscvę.

That's I'm from Poland in Polish.

[LexonyAble]

Yeah i am 13 years old and i think i can write better in english then most of older guys from poland...

Always when i know that i use wrong word etc. I write this - sorry 4 my english :)

Please dont say that all poles are stupid!

Sry 4 my english ;D

Bye

[pivotanimater]

I think everybody here should press 4 repeatedly to see what i think of them. ^^

[zissouplayer]

Poles are born to be heroes

[kazikleszno]

lubie jak jest zimno na dworze bo są sople które mogę niszczyc