Mortician - Chainsaw Dismemberment

[MoseDef18]

this is perfect....i am using this song in my philosophy of art class...for an example of something that is passed off as art...but is not..its just crappy offensive growling set to generic drum slamming and elementary guitaring

[miztabungle]

2.54 mins of pure awesomeness!!

[2010Jakeypoo]

This song makes me want to go make cupcakes for Granny.

[metalbynumber]

Haha I like how the sparks from the chainsaw go with the blast beats!

[pinadeiro]

i feel like i want to kill everyone

[tralaw1212]

this song makes me want to KNIT A FUCKING SWEATER!

[Lmaobama]

What tuning do they play in?

[ThyBibleBasher]

This is the first time I heard them , I must say I am blown away!

[nikiblackmetal]

i want to change my name to mortician

[FarziGuerra]

goddamn i wana get fucked to this

[MrShinigami7]

the only thing i dont like about this band are the long movie dialogues and intros...

[devoured6by6humans6]

@MrShinigami7 thats why i like em...the horror movie clips add to the dark feel of the music...thats just me tho.

[bonzimurdok]

oh man i haven't listened to guys in forever... i used to always listen to them when i went to bed, i found it soothing...probably a sign i'm mentaly unstable

[railpressureflip]

Lyrics: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR



[Shygirl1647]

@railpressureflip I think you'll find they are: "cannibals return to kill, meet your death sawed in two, body parts strewn about, cut off legs, severed head, rotting flesh, macabre death, corpses hang stripped of skin, chairs of bone, piles of limbs, dismembered, mass slaughter"

[MajorImpact]

There's not a person on the planet who can decipher the lyrics to any of this band's songs without seeing them in print, so why even bother writing lyrics in the first place???

[DimebagHK]

@MajorImpact I'm sure they're fun to write, and it's more fun to actually sing about something rather than just spew out growls. Also, they're usually hilarious when you read them along with the song.

[Opsy3000]

Before: sorry for my English i'm french and I read without traduction ;-)! I love Mortician!!!! And just,what's the name of the movies please,I don't Know,maybe there is 2 pictures! Tank you! And sorry! And Mortician is the best!

[comment816]

@Opsy3000 The texas chainsaw massacre

[JohnWW7]

I <3 Justin Bieber

[HinkyOinky]

@JohnWW7

I hope Mortician make a song where he is eaten

[devoured6by6humans6]

Im 23 and just learned about Mortician today at work. Insults are welcome. I deserve them

[reaver901]

@devoured6by6humans6

hahaha

[metaldrummer185]

(talking to a girl)

me: hey ya wanna have sex?

girl: no, but want to listen to mortician?

me: want to do both?

girl: ok!

(2 hours later)

cop: so your saying she just exploded?

[DIABOLI999666]

@metaldrummer185 any girl who wants to listen to Mortician is fucking marriage material lawl

[d31445]

jajajajajajajajajajajajjajajja­j nice 1 dude

[gutsfucking]

that was Obama!

[leaven81]

When my neighbours think it's okay to make a lot of noise and bother me with it..this is the song I use to show them otherwise..it works like a charm :)

[666WakingtheCadaver]

I just ADORE Mortician for their sick and macabre songs and lyrics, it suits me so well :D

[pigsquealingcore]

i mean mortician is ok, i'm a lot into grindcore and that took me to heavier goregrind stuff, but the only thing that bothers me about this kind of music is that must of the bands dont have good sound, i mean, could you imagine guttural egorgement or mortician and stuff like that with real studio sound, it would be bad ass in my opinion, but well people actually like the non-pro sound they got, so i'll have to settle xD

[WyvernRuiner]

@pigsquealingcore

Audio tools ruined mainstream music.

Hail Mortician

[MisterZombieBlood]

Listen to this through headphones with a lot of bass....guaranteed eargasm!

[Infernusism]

aha texas chainsaw massacre

[burningyoutuve]

ill start saving money to buy a chainsaw

[MisterZombieBlood]

Hail Mortician! For there is non heavier. Thou shall smite thy scene kids with ultimate brutality! For after thy deed is done, thou shall party in metal heaven.

[hardflipangel]

Haha I hate god pushing bitches it's fuckin music chill out and go masturbate to a psalm about your wood loving savior. And btw this shit just tore me a new asshole! I'm pissed I'm just now hearing about this band fuckin heavy get a show with origin and burning human in ct and show the fuckers in this hardcore state how to do shit

[MrLespaul166]

@hardflipangel Im christian and i would LOVE to say this right now:.....MORTICIAN IS THE MOST BRUTAL BAND EVER!!!!!!!!!!

seriously tho, im christian and i still LOVE korn, FFDP, etc.

[Lmaobama]

what tune do they play in?

[imnottellinguwhy]

Well i enjoy annihilatingly fast, jack-hammer like, pubic bone crushing, machine gun ass sex with my soon-to-be ex wife to mortician.

[phantomhurricane666]

ALL HAIL THE CHAINSAW!!!!!!

[benjaminkinkaidiris]

Band is a fucking travesty. I'm heading out to kill the whole band with chainsaws. Anyone wanna join me?

[phantomhurricane666]

@benjaminkinkaidiris wish i could take a chainsaw to you!!!

[fuckrareware]

whats the first metal band to do the deep voice scream thing??

[MisterZombieBlood]

@fuckrareware nobody really knows, but many people believe it is Death.

[bl0odymadnes]

When Stupid people tell me that Alesana Or Black Vail Brides is the craziest heaviest music ever, I then bring them to a computer And show them Mortician. They then walk away in dissapointment. \m/ Morons.

[TheUnbreakableOtaku]

@bl0odymadnes I've never heard of Alesana before I read this post, so I looked them up.

I really wish I didn't. Uugh.

[MrLespaul166]

@TheUnbreakableOtaku LMAO my friend knows this teen mom who named her kid alesana. of course her boyfriend is an emo freak....

[B0NEL0C0]

@bl0odymadnes who ever said black veil brides is the craziest heaviest must be,a skinny weak im going to kill myself cause im so sad whore.

[bl0odymadnes]

@B0NEL0C0 EXACTLY

[railpressureflip]

@bl0odymadnes There's stuff heavier than this pile of shit.

[svehenen]

@bl0odymadnes THEY'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES WHO WOULD WALK AWAY FROM THIS SHIT

[LucifarGigartu]

@bl0odymadnes those are some of the biggest pussies ever

[TheMango121]

@bl0odymadnes

never heard of those shit bands...

[azmanabdula]

@bl0odymadnes those dumb cunts....

you must feel like Satan compared to that shit

you legend!

Stay Brutal

-Peely

[sebby4298]

Leather face is so fuckin metal

[warheart454]

texas chainsaw masscure!

[psycodude666]

the only thing i don't like about Mortician is that most of their songs are short, and 50% of the song is intro from a horror movie :(

[duttea92]

Great shit.

[PochemuPochemu]

It's that heavy, all I can hear is the bass nearly XD

[seanthesheep666]

I don't need god...Metal is my God Judas is My Priest.. I saw these 10 year ago with Nile Was an amazing night

[Gressa69]

without song , the movie is beautiful :D

[666lol420]

this is the best shit

[assholeyeng]

il miglior pezzo mai registrato

[slashBR1751]

matheus are you from brazil?

[skatesgirl5454]

Dude i wanna know what the guitars a re tuned too thats the lowest sounded ive herd on a guitar

[AliceinChains56]

metal makes horror movies more enjoyable

[Drpepper1824]

greatest thing about mortician is their 3 minute songs with a minute and a half intro that are from horror movies

[pewpewpwnable]

@ThyWillBeDone1985

Yo, bible-humper, chill out. I listen to this "stuff", and I'm not a drug addict, an alcoholic, or any shit. I'm Wiccan, not Christian. And I'm happily engaged. You don't have to believe in god to be happy. So hop off our tits and just stfu because all your doing is getting trolled.

[cavernaexu]

isso sim que é ser doente!!!adoro mortician!!ultra gutural fuckins warriors!!!!

[InBigBlockWeTrust]

I think it s the loudest and heaviest sound i ve never eard .

[mike390g]

love it. now i gotta watch TTCM

[JescoHank3]

Mortician is still one of the most brutal bands ever.

Check out 'Freyja' by SONIQ ARMADA

[XxKiLLbADxX]

these guys are overrated...

[evilgoesgaagaa]

@XxKiLLbADxX

and you'd know, I'm sure!

[ThyWillBeDone1985]

I once listened to this stuff, but please listen to what happened to me. I was a drug addict, alcoholic, mean, selfish, cheating liar... God convicted me of my sin, and I cried out for Jesus to forgive me of my sins and told Him I wanted to live for Him and not myself! He washed me clean, forgave me, has given me a wonderful life of peace. Believe in Him, accept Him, embrace Him, live for Him, you will find forgiveness, peace, eternal life!! Believe and repent, I beg you. I love you all in Jesus

[76BitchSlap]

@ThyWillBeDone1985

fuck, you're post ist embarassing. go home and cry or fuck god. whatever.

[firstdata14]

@76BitchSlap - You are making yourself look great by spelling correctly. I think you spelled "the" correctly. Good job! Oh wait, you didn't say that word! Lol. Did you even graduate high school??????

[76BitchSlap]

@firstdata14 oh yes, my english is bad XD -> german.

[humanice2]

@ThyWillBeDone1985 I listen to death metal but I'm not a "drug addict, alcoholic, mean, selfish, cheating liar" like you were, and I'll never be dumb enough to waste my life believing or praying in something imaginary, this is real life. you either die having an awesome life or die believing and praying to bullshit daily and making myths control your life.

[kuzzthefuzz]

@ThyWillBeDone1985 get lost dude

[LukeHeavyshield]

@ThyWillBeDone1985 Dude im a christian and i love all styles of music especially metal, But i dont go forcing myself on others like you just did, Your not very wise.

[reddy112]

@ThyWillBeDone1985 what about atheists :D

[ThyWillBeDone1985]

@reddy112

I love you too, and Jesus loves you too. He wants you to open your heart in faith, and trust what He's done on the cross. You can come to Him and be forgiven this very hour, and have peace and joy flood your soul. He will make you into a child of God, and you can go to heaven when you die. God bless you! I'm here to talk more if you need someone.... Let God work on your heart and may today be the day of salvation!

[reddy112]

@ThyWillBeDone1985 forgiven for what, listening to metal?

[ThyWillBeDone1985]

@reddy112

Unbelief. Lies. Hate. Lust. We're all guilty. We are born into sin and need a Savior to wash us clean. This can only happen through our faith and God's amazing grace. We can be given the perfect righteousness of Christ, made acceptable before God if we just place our trust and faith in Christ and what He's done for us. He took it all upon Himself, and died so that you might live. He rose again and defeated death and hell. He holds the keys... you need Him!

[reddy112]

@ThyWillBeDone1985 so, not believing is a sin? what if i dont believe a lie, is not that i say god is a lie, but you know, some times you have to let other people believe what they want to believe, because is their decision in the end, and what if their savior is somebody else?, you cant go saying to be saved from hell, an eternal life, to live for him. Live your lives happily with everything the earth gives to you, and respect others.

[benjaminkinkaidiris]

@ThyWillBeDone1985 stfu

[Grule100]

@ThyWillBeDone1985 i like my sin the way it is

[ThyWillBeDone1985]

@Grule100

Yes, because you're born with a sin nature. I too once loved sin.... but now I hate it, because when I was born again, God's Spirit came into my heart. I'm not looking down my nose at you man... the Bible says "Sin has it's pleasure for a season" .... .but it also says "the wages of sin is death." Don't die and go to hell man... please. Stop and think for a second. Tomorrow is never promised.... humble your heart before God.. step away from this evil crap..

[Grule100]

@ThyWillBeDone1985 what if i wanna go to hell?

[ThyWillBeDone1985]

@Grule100

That's not good man... the devil has a grip on you and you need to wake up! Do you really want to suffer in a lake of fire for eternity....no water, no relief, no happiness, constant pain that drives you to insanity...? Or would you take the free gift being offered to you... and enjoy eternal blessing, a home in heaven, the water of life, and be eternally safe in the arms of God as He unfolds the eons? I beg you... open your heart before it's too late

[Grule100]

@ThyWillBeDone1985 Well then i'll take my chances. All i wanna do right now is listen to some fuckin Mortician \m/

[epach1983]

@ThyWillBeDone1985 Maybe instead of worrying about all the souls that are going to have no water, no relief, no happiness and constant pain you should be worried about the people are alive that have no water, no relief, no happiness and constant pain.

[ThyWillBeDone1985]

@epach1983

We'll all live our short 70 years here on earth. Some will live to 25, some 8. We can't know when we'll die. What I am trying to do is prepare people for eternity. 80 years on earth isn't a drop in the bucket of eternity. And yes, I too worry about those presently suffering... That's why God's promises are so precious to the poor in spirit "for yours is the kingdom of God." Those of humble backgrounds are more likely to put saving faith in Christ

[epach1983]

@ThyWillBeDone1985 We cant know when were going to die, but what are you doing to help people actually live long fruitful lives instead just trying to guilt people into salvation? Youre basically saying that youre doing people a favor by allowing them to live in squalor so they can come into Gods glory. Youre not helping anyone, youre blinding them to the things that are actually happening in the world with fear and guilt. "Hey dont worry about the AIDS and starvation, youre going to heaven!!!!"

[firstdata14]

@epach1983 - I have to agree with you. I am one of "them" that practices religion all of the time but I don't believe in pushing that onto other people. You believe what you want but you are damn right I will stand up for what I believe. Everything is speculation now but just wait until we die.

[coryraizen]

what are the clips from?

[candyfreak27]

@coryraizen nvm its from the "new" texas chainsaw massacre

[byyounoises]

ear mate everyday

[metalgus]

MORTICIAN ES LO MEJOR DE LO MEJORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRR

[SirenofSatan]

Thats really awesome, and I am a mortician myself :-) I <3 it!

[RegurgitatedSoul]

@MrShadyJeff Well that's why this music is made,if you think about .Thrash Metal back in the day just tried to make metal more heavy,then another group of people decided to make that even more heavy and invented death metal,eventually it lead to this.What I'm trying to say is us humans tend to push things over the limit.

[HYPERZEPHARIAN]

Death Metal: If you can't take the grind, stay out of the slaughterhouse!

[firstdata14]

@HYPERZEPHARIAN - Lol. You are truly hardcore aren't you? I can tell by the comment that you are just a skinny emo kid that has no clue about "good" metal! You are a disgrace

[HYPERZEPHARIAN]

@firstdata14 Hehe, what the fuck ever, man. You obviously can't tell shit, because I know what good metal is. Also, I'm actually fat and enjoy my life. Whatever, though. You have conviction, so I guess you know the truth!

[nerazzurri79]

špičkovej klip a špičková kapela

[cavernaexu]

great mortician!!!fucking brutal!!!!!!!!!!

[zombiebrujo]

Better imposible

[MrShadyJeff]

Not even kidding, there isn't really any appeal to this music at all.

There's no music involved, it's just being as brutal as possible for the sake of it, which is ridiculous.

[immortal1116]

@MrShadyJeff  youre gay

[MrShadyJeff]

.@immortal1116 And what a wonderful way to finish off my point than with an apt description of a fan's response.

[ensnared]

You know, I love the music, but any cretin knows that there is no: a) Texas chainsaw history; b) no Houston American newspaper, the current one is the Houston Chronicle, previous newspaper now out of circulation was the Houston Post; c) that the Texas Chainsaw Massacre was based on the Ed Gein murders in Plainfield, Wisconsin. Stupid fucks.

[gagirl8357]

2:44 phsyco : GET OVER HERE girl: NOOO! 3:50 phsyco: AHHHHH!!! girl:LEEROYYYY JENKINSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FyrFyter843]

i smell fart

[TheSonsofHorusx]

my kind of music!

[mansoldworld]

Anybody know something about intro thay used for this song ?

[hatespreader666]

@mansoldworld may be from texas chainsaw massacre. in the first remake of it there's like some news thing that's supposed to look like a news reel, I haven't seen it, but I'm pretty sure that's what this is

[mansoldworld]

@hatespreader666

Thanx man , i found it :) /watch?v=2vt_2K_Ic6M

[DethLeppard666]

These types of videos make me fucking laugh.

[loljapan]

@DethLeppard666 your user name makes me fucking laugh

[Gundamstormer]

I love leatherface he is a goddamn maniac

[thebigwhitedude]

@Gundamstormer well leatherface is fake but they got the idea for him from edward gein, but albert fish is a cool killer. if you want a really good tale about killing look up vlad the impaler, and another good horror story is john wayne gacy

[P0kem0nmaster1]

Fake and gay

[theshortguy411]

@P0kem0nmaster1 fuck you

[PERPARSON]

well im a chainsaw mechanic and when he puts a saw on a table that model was husqvarna 357xp and this saw was released in 2001. so yes this video is bullshit

[autechren]

this song makes me wanna kotz on mortician

[animatedmurder]

love mortician...they would own if they had a real drummer...but whatever works....

[xPsychoxClownx]

@animatedmurder I'm pretty sure they tour with a real drummer. If that matters to you.

[animatedmurder]

@xPsychoxClownx that i would love to see...

[assholeyeng]

FUCKYEAH!!!!

[LEGAlizeMeBro]

hey i wached that comedy few years ago :D

[MrRotten1984]

one of theyr best songs......i love this shit!!!!

[Time2grind420]

This is one of the best music videos known to man!

[lendavski]

Volkswagen sucks !

[HoosierMF]

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

[grifvie]

@Xmaggot93X this song makes me want to fuck a baby with a cactus!

[Xmaggot93X]

this song makes me want to fuck a grizzly bear with a cactus.

[MrJehosefat]

@Xmaggot93X  Oh God!! I laughed out loud so hard!

[oathofobscurity]

@Xmaggot93X HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAAA!!!!!­!

[Jesuslovesyou938]

@Xmaggot93X this song makes me want to hug trees

[stillnobodysnothing]

i met theses dudes in little rock arkansas when they missed there show at vinos cas they got pulled over on there way from Memphis by the cops and all of there stuff searched. they showed up to vinos like 3 hours after the place closed so we just sat an kicked it an talked about how much they hate niggers . good times good times

[tengrigim]

@stillnobodysnothing Lessee if this story is true. It took 3 hours to unpack a drum machine, a bass and a microphone and repack it. They were searched and nothing was found. Then they showed up after the place was closed to talk about "niggers"?

[stillnobodysnothing]

@tengrigim  thats right

[RushRules8595]

I will pay somebody if they can give me the lyrics the very first time they hear this. What the fuck is this? Sounds like a day care banging on instruments and decided to get a grizzly bear as the lead singer.

[theThrasher51]

@RushRules8595 Cannibals- return to kill

Meet your death- sawed in two

body parts- strewn about

cut off legs- severed heads

Rotting flesh- macabre death

corpses hang- stripped off skin

Chairs of bone- piles of limbs

Dismembered- mass slaughter

...wheres my money?!

[RushRules8595]

@theThrasher51 Funny thing is, is that I will actually send you money too.

[theThrasher51]

@RushRules8595 ,,hahaa thnks man!!!

[TorgeistLLN]

You guys wanna listen to GOOD brutal death metal? Try Human Mincer, Brodequin, Disgorge, Wormed, Putrid Pile. These guys are a joke.

[ksl6330]

i love hardcore music. but why would you ever listen to this...

terrible.

[icarlyisbetter]

@ksl6330 the real question is, why would you want to ever listen to hardcore music? THAT'S terrible.

emo fuck.

[ksl6330]

@icarlyisbetter you're angry at your father not me.

[Henrym3tal]

@icarlyisbetter Hahaha Hardcore is fucking gross. You asked a rhetorical question though dude. Then answered with "emo fuck". So basically an emo fuck would listen to hardcore. No one else who is sensible would

[AR6NO6LD6]

GORE NOT CORE!!!

MORTICIAN \M/

[polkadotpuss]

this band is a joke but it's good when some people need to satisfy their lust for brutality.

[PiErRe6363]

what is the name of this video report?

[Deadieful]

@PiErRe6363

that is no report.

it's from the film "the texas chainsaw massacre : the beginning"

[PiErRe6363]

@Deadieful

ha yes thanks!

[BigKennyT666]

Hail SATAN!!!

[TyLeR44GiBsOn]

@BigKennyT666 wtf

[XxKiLLbADxX]

dude she is soo fiine!:)

[glnorris]

i wish they played metal music in movies ;)

[julianodevil666]

CARA, a bateria dessa banda é incrível, como é que ele consegue mecher os braços depois da musica!?

[Jakezzful]

is this a movie?

[negativezeer0]

@Jakezzful um...Texas Chainsaw Massacre - remake...duh

[rapethepriest]

fuckin' sick

[phantomhurricane666]

ALL HAIL CHAINSAWS!!!!

[phantomhurricane666]

no wonder the records show the chainsaw masacre never happened. one of the cannibals is a cop.

[Drezzdez]

Longest intro ever haha

[negativezeer0]

@Drezzdez wrong.

[Phireo]

How come Google Transcribe program doesn't work when he sings?

[Xmaggot93X]

@Phireo because, in all honesty, he's not singing. he's growling, and google does not know how to translate growls ^^

[xxDISEMBOWLMENTxx]

You say slipknot, I say PYSCHOTIC HOMICIDAL DISMEMBERMENT. lol which is an acctual band!

[mictain]

Perfect description.. Mortician.. enough said

[mansoldworld]

What aaaaaaa storyline ...

[jumpjumps]

I live in south Texas and like pizza!

[WingWangDooFoo]

Mortician was never about talent, it was about brutality and motherfucking awesomeness \m/