101 ways to annoy the cullens

[abbiepancakeeater52]

lol

[mylaboo123456]

For #102 you should say;  Give Edward a big box while your in it. When he opens it RIP OUT HIS FANGS.take them. and inject yourself with venom & your family so they can live forever

[MzsimmieC]

you couldn't actually push them over the boundry line :)

[ILOVECUPCAKES555]

5. Vempires dont have a birthday you know ;D

[cutii107]

THAT WAS RUDE BUT FUNNY

[Faith67Destiny]

WOW, you spelled every word wrong...

[smackurface1999]

I went to holywood and dressed up as Kristen and got my bf to dress up as Robert and we walked around until we got to Robert and Kristen's house and knocked on the door. We looked exactly like them so they were like really freaked! It was hilarious! And after we explained who we were and that we were in costumes we all went out to dinner. It was like totally awesome!! No awesome doesn't even begin to describe it! It was a day I'll never forget!!!

[fatzomungus]

58 is horrible also

[fatzomungus]

48 is SOOOOOO mean id kill myself if i did that to esme

[LisaMcvisaTV]

Long story short, number six is done.

[LisaMcvisaTV]

I live in Forks, and my friends and I dressed up as the Twilight characters for Halloween. My boyfriend was Edward. His ex's brother was Jacob I was Leah. My sister was Bella. My cousin was Rosalee. Her boyfriend was Emmet. His friend was Jasper. His girlfried was Alice. Jacob's brother was Sam. Sam's girlfriend was Emily. Rosalee shoved Edward over our "boundary line", and Sam, Jacob, and I pretended to eat him, while Emily shouted, "YES! I DON'T HAVE TO COOK! FIVE DOZEN EGGS!"

[thehungerinheroes]

@LisaMcvisaTV thats so cool i wanna live in forks! :)

[monkeyluver20899]

This sucked

[Yoru35shugocharafan]

25 wouldnt work cuz tecnicly they can tell by the scent... and edward will still luv her anyways...

[blackope13]

i really liked this work

[missdeathangel98]

when emmetts huntin tell rose hes gone to get relationship (sorry if the spellying rong but i am just a kid) advice from royce kings coz he thinks she gettin 2 clingy

[metalmaymay]

HAHAHAH

[bigxtimexrushx]

Lol these were rly good!!!! :D

[bunnybelt13]

#58 hahahahah lolz

[werewolfsister224]

stop spelling werewolf wrong, and this goes on for ever

[felinefaith111694]

i love number 58 but here is a good one... #102 Get Edward to meet Cedric Diggory

[jessyjoy93583]

20 could not work cuz Alice can c the future

[TheAwesomeBunny1]

Um you aren't very good spellers are you. Suggested, not seggested.

[twilighteremily]

59). Give Bella to Victoria

but... she is DEAD.

[Mad4Kevin]

i love numbers 31, and 68/69!!! :) i can tell your a harry potter fan just by your screen name!! :) mee too!!!! :D but having them meet would end the world! lol!! but they do come together in some ways (Bonnie Wright Marrying Jamie Campbell Bower) and i love the video! :)

[DaKellyBelly]

Click Mute or your head will explode!

[emmac607]

Haha I LOVE the Cullen's I'd never do anything like that!

[missblondvballchik12]

please go back to school and learn how to spell....

[frogys10]

and tick and burst out with blonde joke and mosquitos love 5to101

[strifysangel9280]

haha, i love nr. 8) :)

[SkyThePureWhiteWolf]

i actually think emmett might like the soulja boy dance :3

[SkyThePureWhiteWolf]

i love twilight but i like to watch the spoofs and parodies X3

[MsDramagirl1]

Jacob and Edward= another Jedward. No wonder there's so many haters, lol

[Sarahvampirechic11]

#62- you mean buffy the vampire slayer seasons: all.

[bakudude12]

#8=fail you spelled black wrong

[JayRyanManning]

turn this song off youtube or god so help me i will tell on you and you will get done

[igottalovethemusic]

Sorry some of the other ones are better

[musetwilightluver]

#103 Shave off Rosalie's hair while she's asleep

[MizzLotte98]

# 101 doesn't make sense...

[theumshow1]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha LOL LOL LOL

[iCamokazi]

this vid was ok but the jokes are logical and not at all funny. they need to put funny ones like 4 annoying jacob black say: make Jacob get you a dog and ask why it doesn't look like him. that's kinda funny. and like, the treaty line ones were good but on a scale from 1 to 10 ten being best it would be a about a 3 or 4

[BecRaper]

you have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much time on your hands...

[Blueyejo7533]

Whatever happened to team Jedward?

[rorolaurie]

@Blueyejo7533 wots jedward got 2 do wiv twilight??

[ouzounitsa]

lol this video is great!!!i love 68,69 and 79...

and for all those team jakob i say they should be team edward!!!<3

[QueenAmanda86]

lol, loved it. rofl

[Sputnekdesigns]

One more... Show them this video and do them as they are shown XD

[afriye1]

102 tell Edward hes not a bronze, hes a ginger and he should stop denying himself

[MsLuci1996]

@afriye1 lol haha yeah totally that would work

[helenmontiel13]

LOL # 29 "make them watch the movie"

[helenmontiel13]

LOL

[thecookie445]

" Tell Rosalie Bella's having a baby." lol! Too late!

[RobertandKirsten]

@thecookie445 haha xactly wat i thought!

[ilovevampiressuck917]

THIS VIDEO IS HILARIOUS!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[rkm1agni]

what is the song that never ends?

[Sputnekdesigns]

@rkm1agni This is the song that does not end, yes it goes on and on my friend, somebody started singing it not knowing what it was, and then continued singing it and this is all because this is the song that does not end yes it goes on and on my friend... That is why you should never ask that question on a comment, they never run out of breath XD

[Jgirlox24]

wat's annoying about 86? team edward forever :D

[glezz04]

hey guys he or she wasnt trying to get ppl mad its just 2 laugh

[stmsportygirl]

learn to spell! TEAM JACOB. EDWARD SUCKS. LITERALLY. not in the blood way.... oh you know what i mean.

[romeosqueene11]

i luv these x ways 2 annoy blah blah blah. they can get very amusing. :D

[KattyKatrinaFu]

hahaha 6 really had me laughing:)

[musikrocksme]

Reason

29 says it all

[InkStorm1]

Tell alice I love Jasper u mean - lol - but seriously I will fight for him !

[blessedbe914]

team edward!oh and good show and keep it on please!

[NicoleFishiee]

Honestly this was dumb although a few of them were good!!!

[Dominoeffect101]

YES IM SO TEAM...JACOB AND I PERSONLY KNOW HIM AND LOL LUV YOUR VID!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Abertleasquid]

how can u make a vamp do anything

[22MIKAROCKS]

nnnnnnnnoooooooo

If jasper killed bella that would been edward would get mad and probably try to kill jasper and jasper rocks

[pepsicola5678]

I LOVE TWILIGHT AND YOURE USER NAME I LOVE HP AND TWILIGHT AND NCIS AND NIGHT WORLD I GOT PROBLEMS DONT YA THINK

[OneGirlThatHasIt]

Bella is pregnant in Breaking Dawn...? :/ Bitch. Read up.

[ScareylXD]

This is kinda stupid... :l Bella DID fall in love with Jacob Black... and Edward falling in love with another vampire wouldn't annoy them... Sorry to go all twerd on your ass, but this is... ridiculous. :L

[ruffianrulz]

TEAM JAKE!!!

[xlaurenx1000]

ok 25 n 23 were funni lol

[soncatcj]

That was funny!!!

[jinalebcool]

imprinting on renesme was the most annoying thing that someone can do to the cullens:P (you didnt wrote it u shouldve:P)

[dischic109]

Lorl that is so funny

[xoutreligon]

if i ever met the cullens, i'd kidnapp bella, drag her over the boundry, and torture while the cullens watch. but first, i must shove a huge silver bullet up jacobs ass, and throw him in the river. TWILIGHT SUCKS!

[melissabell141]

@xoutreligon i agree 100%

[MyTwilight2000]

tell them bella drownrd

[RiverwatchCheerleadr]

Lol Edward is sooo superr sickkk nastyyy SEXYY!! Well he's alrite without makeup but I like him better that way he is soooo HOT!! TEAM EDWARD!!!! And Jacob is almost as hot as Edward is so u kno. Being ripped has its advantages, that's y Team Edward and Team Jacob r constantly bickering. But like legittt I have the most gigantic crush on Edward! He is so hot its unbelievable lol ;)

[WendySunVal]

i'm team Edward forvever and always, but, u have to admitt, that if you've seen the movies and read the books, then this video is pretty funny!

[yendys1439]

I meant best fan

[EdwardCullenLover981]

yendys1439u were not his first fan. u think u r but no. i dont suggest jacob black but still...and the video. half of theese things would prob make them happy. i mean 1 u cant force them to do any of this stuff!!! SERIOUSLY

[fashionkat18]

Bella is having a Baby, and Rosalie is the one that is on her side. xD read the books before doing this crap...

[yendys1439]

Not very funny and you spelled Black wrong witch is insulting since I am Jacobs 1st fan.

[EdwardCullenLover981]

@yendys1439 u r not the first fan sweeti

[ThePingShowJL]

Now do 101 ways to annoy the WEREWOLF PACK

[0ooserenaooo0]

eww. twilight......... 

[ZoeyRide13]

#29 OMG the movie pissed ME off. i wonder how the Cullens would react.

[MrsLautner1999]

this is so gay

[MsMegaCake]

60!

LMAO XD

[AnimeKat52]

hahaha this is AWESOME

im on team jake so i do half this stuff already :3

[peepycola2342]

i luv dis!!!!!!!!!!!

[alexisnasser]

this was really freakin GAY!

[teamedwardamcullen]

hahah xx this is hillarious x

i like tell rosalie a werewolf is prittyer than here # :D xx

[xXxprimevalxXx]

AWH NO! 40 is sooo mean!

[IvyroseGullwhacker]

these are HILARIOUS!

[101militarybrat]

*make Edward go to anger management classes.* ROFL

[AlyssaAndAly]

Wishes by Superchic[k] and Damaged by Plumb? I love those songs <3

Lmfao this was hilarious! Especially the "teach emmett the solja boy dance" and "have him perform it for edward" :)

[theamvgirlx]

I wouldn't be suprised if Emmet already knew the soulja boy!

[theamvgirlx]

33 WOULD DEFINATLEY PISS THEM OFF!

[thefreakofnaturesm]

How many spellin mistakes can you have in 9:05 min's?

not trying to be affensive.

[Tommyknightsgirl091]

@thefreakofnaturesm seems your not perfect at spelling either. its offensive "/

[thefreakofnaturesm]

@Tommyknightsgirl091 I got 1 word wrong you got...how many again? I lost count anyway I'm not gonna reply anymore

[Tommyknightsgirl091]

@thefreakofnaturesm i didnt get any?. retard

[thefreakofnaturesm]

@Tommyknightsgirl091 Ok...this is my last reply...YOU'RE THE RETARDED PERSON HERE!!

[Tommyknightsgirl091]

@thefreakofnaturesm kk babes

[josephNsarah]

that is just mean i like the cullens mostly edward we shoud annoy jacob and his family

[MsTraviesa123]

Team Edward!(:

but I have to admit there was something I found funny.

13.)Hold Bella hostage over the boundry line. XD lol 1:22

that would definately piss them off.

[magenlovebug]

GO TEAM EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!screw the werewolves

[ThePingShowJL]

@magenlovebug

heck yes!

[MountDeMonte]

Can someone tell me the name of the song?

[TheJojjoHanna]

LOL :D 77. make jasper to use his powers on tour teachers XD

[megahappypinkskitty]

TEAM PIRATE MONKEYS

[TheTwilightfreak88]

that was hillarious!i love 85 make them watch family guy,71 teach emmet the soulja boy dance,68 teach them the song that never ends and 48 take esme to an adoption center lol!

[purpkool2014]

sooooo funny I can't even imagine the look on their faces if you really did all of this. If u did ,RUN!!! lol

[edwardlover37]

i do i doi do

[jacobswolfgirl22]

team jake!!

[iRandom51]

60 give jacob to me as a prezzie x

100 i wish x

[karateluver33221]

OMG I CANNOT IMagine EMMETT DOIng soulja boy!!!

[MsRInZy]

lol that was so funny!!

[thetwilightlover78]

i love twilight but this was soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

[SophieM10]

these are all sooo funny =]

but i dont understand the family guy bit ?? =]

[leilanikillerofboyz]

team edward.

[Rabiaax]

these r so funny :)

[premadonna17]

"Tell them that bella was a werewolf the whole time" ROFL

[4evervampire2end]

@premadonna17 lmao!! wait then edward would denie it by saying he never saw her change, then he would be called a perv, but bella might think it's sweet.......oh!!!as i way to annoy jacob you could say edward watches her every night. then there would be a fight but hey? it would be funny.

[Flummiznr1]

awesome!!!

[animalangell12]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Funny! I love the one that says make Edward join an anger managment class!!! LOL

[premadonna17]

tteach emmet the soulja boy dance... wow ROFL

[velovera]

i hate twilight

[babyspiceitup]

i love the one when you live with jacob and live with the cullens hahaha. and i love the one where you buy alice an ugly dress :DD

[LautnerDunBeiber]

i love the part when it said tell them that you live with jacob!!!!!! i wish i did!!! i would sooooo move in with him if I could!!!! SOOO HOT!!!!

[AFOband]

i so agree!! he is the HOTTEST guy in twilight! i would do #s 12, 13,20,23,26,28,29,30,31,33,35,­38,41,43,52.53.57. and then id use 19 and 51 as escapes... i watched the whole vid twice and showed it to a twihard, she got so mad she beat mii up! and im tuff!!

[koolkatcougar911]

kool i guess but 21 has already happened in breaking dawn and rosalie is helping her

[LautnerDunBeiber]

omg i havn't read all of them yet but i guess tha is what i get for wathching this!!!! now i know what is going to happened!!! lol i already new! everyone who has read it is talking about it!!!

[tobikitty99]

lolol funny i'd so do ALL of that lul

[LittleMissGlamazon]

omg some of these are really sad, like the one where it said for alice to go visit her relatives... :( it make me sad... :(

[Koolaidizrockin]

My fave is 13, and yes i would be stupid enough to do all this. so long as there's a boundry line on step away

[lilyandruby2]

nimber 52- i think he'd be happy :P

[ardnaxela1203]

#22 is not logical because esme can die when she is a vampire

[shirlytemple67]

lol!!! i love this! hahahaha!

[deepaluvvsmusic]

this is hilarious!!!

[katieiswatching]

I love Twilight but I must dmitt this is HILARIOUS!!!!

[RepriseTheTheme]

wow this rocks!!!! I'd LOVE to itroduce them to the HP people!!!! ahahahahaah

[ailiexbabe]

Team Edward but i thought 24 esme wouldn't bother because i you read twilight saga (1 one) recently chapter 16 the cullens well she doesn't bother what EC brings back loolsy !!

[johntheshmoe]

TEAM EDWARD!

[dancingshrimp8]

TEAM AJCOB!!

[thefreakofnaturesm]

@johntheshmoe I'm on TEAM JACOB 's side so T TE TEA TEAM TEAM J TEAM JA TEAM JAC TEAM JACO TEAM JACOB TEAM JACOB F TEAM JACOB FO TEAM JACOB FOR TEAM JACOB FORE TEAM JACOB FOREV TEAM JACOB FOREVE TEAM JACOB FOREVER

[YamaryL12102]

@thefreakofnaturesm hellz yea!!

[TheVioletBaudelaire]

lachrymose leeches

[AmyLmonkey]

you cant even spell THEM right. this videos sucks

[Tashagirl26]

#95.....ahahaahahaah!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[friendorfoe3]

they didnt even spell black right!

[Fanpire115]

ur horrible these arent funny especialy to real vamps.

[dancingshrimp8]

real vamps... watvea!!!

[kimmycub758]

number 12 would sell 4 sooo muchmoney :)

[nbbroxs123]

haha team jacob!!!!!

[jackbutler300]

#71 and 72 i thought were funny!!!and i liked the idea in #100 cuz i <3 jacob black!!!(im a girl and im barrowing this user)

[Opheliaclxl]

BOO!

This video should be banished to the underworld where it will forever torture newcomers.

[bunnyboo679]

learn 2 spell

[friendorfoe3]

yeah i know!

[HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo]

It's not really offensive to us... Twilight adictts, but that's plain horrible [for the most part]. Most of them were copied, and some were plain STUPID!!! Sorry, but when you say "comment" I comment the truth.

[LoveThatWolf]

This isn't insulting. I love Twilight and it's fun to to make fun of it sometimes. (like the creepy rabid fan-girls 'shiver' ugh)

[MrPwn4ge]

You missed 73

[1mrstaylorlautner]

haha funny 8 was relle sad or wat u sed after if and i relle liked 100 n 101 lol

[changerhps]

heeeeeeee!!!!

[moisigt]

I love Twilight but these are just jokes, dont take them too seriously..

Lol, 42 <3