Craig Ferguson Rants On Bad Parenting And Thieves

[Diamondelle84]

Note to self: never cross Craig. XD

[TheMrs0range]

At the beginning of every show he should probably tell Mackenzie to leave for the next hour^^

[Jackalofdeath]

this is gonna be good, lol.

[gunjank]

I really wanna know what he called the crook. I am thinking it was "fucking asshole".

[CMurray1124]

Eh, I guess I started watching when I was 14-15....I mean I think 11 is young but some kids are pretty mature at that age (for good or bad reasons). But this is adorable nonetheless.

[BlueDevilStrong1227]

Im 12, and in love.... WITH GP AND THE FERGSSSS!

[gothdeer]

I like that he totally gets away with telling the thief to prostitute himself; that's some pretty heavy shit to say on a television show~ and I feel like he meant it. Which is what makes it all the more special to me :)

[xsotax]

I'm sorry but I'm not a native english speaker, where did Mackenzie went? I don't understand sorry ):

[Fergufool]

@xsotax She went to a children's museum in St. Louis, Missouri called "The Magic House", and didn't like it at all. Even though she is only 11, if she watches Craig's show, maybe she was a little too old for that museum. :D

[xsotax]

@Fergufool I'm a bit too slow, hahaha now I get it.

[KarKar711]

LOL! The complete expression change at 0:39 is priceless. Love Craiggers.

[KyleRyback]

How is this a rant? It's a half-dozen sentences punctuated by applause. Don't get me wrong, Craig Ferguson's a funny guy, but you might as well have called this video: Craig Ferguson Briefly Comments on Bad Parenting and Thieves

[Fergufool]

@KyleRyback In your circle, it may require a prolonged tirade, but in my world, just a few seconds of being sharply berated as an irresponsible parent, or told you are a mofo who should sell yourself to repay a theft is entirely sufficient to convey the message. It may not fit your definition of rant, but *I* would not want to be on the receiving end of those "brief comments" or disparaging looks. ;)

[Fergufool]

@lafemmechiquita And he anticipates her resistance, so he reassures her "just two minutes, just two seconds..." Totally Awww worthy - followed by totally justified anger at the crook who robbed the serviceman. A sweet and decent man, Craig is. :)

[willkillyoulast]

Definition of legen: Craig Ferguson.