Freakazoid Movie ratings

[IWasAPepper]

This is just about the only thing from Freakazoid that I remember.

[RednekGamurz]

do they even have a nc-17 rating anymore?

[DarkMagicianGirl247]

I know this is just an example ,but no movie theaters allow pets

[choutax]

There was an other tv show where the kid say the same thing about the dumb dog and gandpa who made war. I can't remember what it is

[FishingtheSkyxd]

moral of the story: only grampas and dogs can watch movies.

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

@FishingtheSkyxd only they are BAD ENOUGH to watch porn

[RockyBalboa211]

God bless Jack Valenti, and his wonderful cheeks :(

[MaceH1ndu]

What about XXX?

[jameshalterman]

jack valenti's a dickbag.

[jshadowhunter]

ah yes, back when Cartoon were still funny, yet educational =)

[HypotheticalMuffins]

Grandpa has two faces.

[CoolerKing37]

This was very educational as a kid.

[TheMoonknight75]

Hold on, why can't Buffy see a PG rated movie, when Jodi (who's smaller, implying that he's younger than her) gets to?

[Ichiboy900]

Grandpa's a horny bastard.

[rjlolatte1]

wait a sec. dad dosent want to so NC-17?

[ZombieWolfeh]

"...Along with Sargent Scruffy, who's just a dumb dog anyways." lmao.

[iNvictaStudios]

I have only found 2 movies NC-17:

Orgazmo

This Film is not yet Rated

[Shuffles91]

@iNvictaStudios Don't forget Showgirls

[iNvictaStudios]

@Shuffles91

I couldn't handle the first 10 minutes of it, but yes, Showgirls.

[FetaCheese222]

@iNvictaStudios "Requim for a Dream" is another well-known NC-17 film. A Clockwork Orange was rated X, which is the 70s equivilant of NC-17.

[jakash3]

G = Garbage

PG = Pretty Gay

PG-13 = Pretty Good

R = Righteous

NC-17 = Nude Cartel

X = Xtasy

[QuicklimeTime]

@jakash3

That seriously how you judge movie? Because by that logic,

Citizen Kane/The original Star Wars Trilogy/Every movie from the 30s=50s = Garbage

Epic Movie/Vampires Suck/The Hottie & The Nottie = Pretty Good

Who's Your Caddy/Pledge This/Uwe Boll's Movies = Righteous.

2 Girls 1 Cup = Xtasy.

Whatever, man. Different strokes for different folks.

[FetaCheese222]

@QuicklimeTime I think Kane and the Star Wars trilogy are PG. They are where I live at least.

[QuicklimeTime]

@FetaCheese222

Serves me right for being English, I guess. :)

[FetaCheese222]

@QuicklimeTime I'm not American either, but I just remember these sorts of things I guess.

[RORIKONKUMA]

0:42 oh shit :3

[MyidolGwen]

0:41 Look at Freakazoid's butt in that tight costume. xD

[BoogsterSU2]

One cartoon is rated R for Regular. The rest, rated I for Idiots.

[arcanineryu]

anyone else notice how all the oscars statues are holding toilet plungers?

[KizulEmeraldfire]

I personally only started watching Freakazoid! after seeing so many great clips from it on YouTube, and I was actually disappointed when I saw the episode with this clip. I thought it was funnier cut THIS way. xD

God bless you, Jack Valenti — God bless you AND your cheeks.

[KirbyVolt]

4 people are just dumb dogs anyway.

[woollybully100]

What kind of cartoon would not only have Jack Valenti (who no kid knew about) but also have him voice himself?

[ReapersSprint]

@woollybully100 They usually put stuff in for the Parents to laugh about or recognize for the ones stuck watching the cartoon with the kid.

[woollybully100]

@ReapersSprint ya but he's someone not even the parents would probably know about.

[immutabledude]

Yes, take your dog to the movies! There's nothing like hearing Lassie in the theaters when trouble arises on the big screen!

[ChainsawCharisma]

God, this show was so brilliant and ahead of it's time.

[alexvlk]

"Who's just a dumb dog anyway." Fantastic

[Miwa200]

0:45 WTF!?

[100domathon]

I loved this show!

[HCShannon]

2 people don't like MPAA!

[goldanthro]

@Nathalorial It could be a service dog

[FromtheWordsofBR]

Pause at 0:32 and look at the bottom left hand corner. It's the Warner Bros. Pictures logo!

[lordxeras]

that's one hardcore grandpa

[Nathalorial]

What type of theatre allows Sergent Scruffy in? O_o

[marcster1994]

Too bad stupid soccer moms theses days do not remember the definition of PG

[SonicFamilyGal]

@marcster1994 I guarantee that teenage babysitters who have gotten straight As on their high school report cards to an extent where they can make high honor roll would be a whole lot better than those soccer moms.

[whiteclaudia9]

What kind of felt parents name their son Jody?

[TaterMySalad]

@whiteclaudia9 read Preacher

[Vinya]

@whiteclaudia9

The children's names are in reference to the old TV show Family Affair...Buffy and Jody were the two kids (a boy and a girl).

Why do I know this? Because at the same time that Freakazoid was airing (during the glorious Animaniacs days as well), Family Affair was enjoying a stint on TV Land, and thats what I watched at my grandmother's house when she watched me in the afternoons. TV Land, I believe, is how I understood a random Perry Como reference on Animaniacs as well.

[baneskrbic]

Today cartoon are rated R,for Retarded.

[SonicFamilyGal]

@baneskrbic Which means cartoons from the distant past are rated the huge opposite...HI for Highly Intelligent.

[Vafanda70]

I was just waiting for his to put dad back when he picked up the NC-17 sign

[emeraldthechao174]

NC-17= Lonely Space Vixens

[hugeackman]

@emeraldthechao174 rugrats?

[emeraldthechao174]

@hugeackman Yeah xD

[crazyjbl1]

"So does Sergeant Scruffy whose just a dumb dog anyway." That was mean and funny at the same time.

[WonderWobbufett]

GRAMPA FTW

[baltoboy]

NC-17 = super lulz

[iamabigfatbutt]

This and many reasons why, the 90s are made from win.

[ShienDrillz]

How else did Scruffy earn the title of Sergeant?

He in the war with Grandpa kicking ass too. Like a boss.

[InvaderWakkoReborn]

Grampa loves his NC-17!

What can be in the movies that kids can't see?

*watches it*

O.O

[Videosarehere]

mom wanted to see a rated R film isn't it the mom who doesn't like r films mr. valetni's got it wrong

[NathanLStanfield]

@Videosarehere dad has a weak tummy

[SuperGoki]

"Along with grandma, who didn't want to go to the movies anyway."

[Rave7557]

Sgt Scruffy is a badass.

[Alterxia]

...I didn't know the army was THAT great of a place...SIGN ME UP!!! 8DDDDD

[Megatimus88]

either that movie had more gore than all other movies put together, or grampa did some really awkward stuff in the war...

[glitchhunter09]

....along with Sgt. Scruffy, who's just a dumb dog anyway. lol.

[3shaiamigas]

MOM IS STRONG!

[candychandelier]

Oh God, I remember that clip, I learned a lot when I was a kid.

"Grampa was in the army", oh lol! XDD

[TheJGmovies]

@weirdalfan787 the chip.

[BatJoker007]

Kids today need to learn there is a rating beyond R, that only grandpa and Sgt. Scruffy can see.

[KarthXLR]

@BatJoker007

NC-17 isn't allowed in theaters anymore.

[BatJoker007]

@KarthXLR I know... it was just my nostalgic way of making a comment for the sake of humor lol.

[lizzkitt3h]

@KarthXLR That is technically incorrect. NC-17 is allowed in theaters, but they usually do badly (because of their limited audience) most theaters (major chains) aren't willing to take a film with this rating, however some "art houses" will show these films. Usually, since NC-17 has such a bad connotation to it, movies get edited to PG-13 and then are re-released unrated on DVD/etc. Look up Showgirls for example.

[asskakakaka]

@lizzkitt3h don't you mean they get edited to r

[CalicoVall]

@BatJoker007 Yes, because they're the only one's badass enough to watch it. XP

[Crazy4pie1]

Best part is, that's really Jack Valenti voicing himself. XD

[Wilwarin]

This is how I learned how movie ratings worked. :)

[tanya9nithreus]

LMAO XDDD ahahaha I love Freakazoid!!! I really miss it haha

[kyleroben]

oh shit i remember this! lolol Sargent Scruffy

[Omegatron666]

The American movie ratings are confusing, just like the rest of their measuring systems.

[taagsmasher]

@Omegatron666 its not really this confusing, they made it a lot more complex. Also, metric system sucks.

[dashwarts]

@Omegatron666 Not to mention the MPAA and ESRB have made countless slip-ups in their ratings of some programs. I've seen some PG movies that should be R, R movies that should be PG13, E games that should be T, T games that should be E, T games that should be M, M games that should be T, blah blah blah...

[whaleofashrimp]

grandpas a dirty old man

[supergeno128ds]

MINE sure is. He was in the navy....

[EveryMn]

He was in the Army, you know.

[stupidsoft111]

he sounds like bush

[pixopusher93]

G: General Audiences

M: Mature Audiences

R: Restricted

X: No One 18 and Under Admitted

GP: Guidance from Parents

PG: Parental Guidance

PG-13: Parental Guidance for Kids Under 13

NC-17 No Children Under 17

[CyberLance26]

I watched movies with lots of brutal violence, gore and sex all the time when i was changing channels as a kid and my parents did not seem to care lol.

[SonicFamilyGal]

@CyberLance26 Wow, I wonder if that possible led to high schools permissively letting their students to watch R-rated films that are considered teaching tools, because the high school I graduated from is definitely no exception, despite how nervous I was at the time.

[deathangelfluffy]

"la-ter!"

lolz

[tyvb]

RIP Jack ;~;

[shroudie]

NC-17 is fun for the whole family!

[irishiwasbrian]

rofl

[MrJustinmiller91]

@shroudie No..but it may result in having a family

[ToxicTed22]

lolwut?

[GeneralBulldog54]

Crazy thing is that really is Jack Valente head of the MPAA, before he past away 2? years ago.

[dolphinluv2413]

Most Disney movies are rated G. But the Black Cauldron was PG.

[MrWarners14]

And pirates of the carribibian is rated M15+ but still is a worthy disney movie trilogy...

[BoogsterSU2]

Ratings: Where ADGTH is rated G and the Dreamers are NC-17!!

lol Srgnt. Scruffy is just a dumb dog anyway! XD

[GFREX]

So that's why no-one ever lets me into NC-17 movies, I'm neither a grandpa nor a dog!

It all makes sense now.

[TehFirstGamerz]

Ah-daults.

[EthanShreveReturns]

Lol. Everyone time I hear someone say Ah-daults instead of adults I want to rip my eye balls out. :( lol

[dolphinluv2413]

They don't make much G rated movies anymore.

[edfreak9001]

Well, they don't make many NC-17 movies for us kids to sneak into either so...

[EthanShreveReturns]

I did not know you can bring your dog to a movie theater?

[BoogsterSU2]

No but at home you can xD

[kphantom14]

You know, when I saw Princess and the Frog, some family had their puppy with them. And were hiding it in their jacket. :|

[SonicFamilyGal]

@kphantom14 When I went to see it, I expected a nostalgia-infested babysitter in his or her teens or twenties dragging a bratty child out to see it, especially after seeing numerous rants on this site and on deviantART about how Disney has been like over the past several years.

[firecold100]

The grandpa can watch every movie with his dog... yeah that explains all.

lol!

[juusgirl]

very nice way of putting it.

[Dune1884]

"Sergent Scruffy, who's just a dumb dog anyway" rofl

[Sheffae00]

i lol'd like crazy at that xD

[RyvernRaigon]

WOO! go gramps :D lol

[dolphinluv2413]

They never make movies that are rated NC-17.

[DrDrewTheodoreLipsky]

I didn't know that.

Anyway, grandpa has a good stomach! :)

[dolphinluv2413]

How do you like this scene?

[DrDrewTheodoreLipsky]

I always liked it, even if it was random.

[HentMas]

he was in the army! cool!! (now they say "he was in the army" and make fun of them...)

[bkisme]

yes, people do, they just never make it into theaters.

[TheForlornDreams]

yes they do. lol

[Evaseven]

yea, but they suck

[VViP30U7]

Where's Ao?

[AndrePhat]

That's for video games...

[Eliskuya]

thanks to Jack Valenti. I can't go see movies with my girlfriend..and sisters UGH!

[SirFapalot420]

this show was way before its time

[neon6]

Sounds like Grampa's pretty hardcore.

[Mrwinnerguy]

@neon6 so's the dog!

[Kaiyou1691]

@neon6 Along with Sargent Scruffy!!!

[Nettohunden619]

@neon6 Sergant Scruffy is a hardcore motha****** too ;)

[JohnFordDanceTroupe]

@neon6 Watching that "Blue Valentine" and jerkin' it in the back row.

[Itsover90]

lol why is his cheeks so interresting? lol

[Pinokio131]

Thanks Jack Valenti, now I know! =)

[atomofish]

"and knowing is half the...."

*hit by rock*

[ninjapiratess]

Violence is the other half!

[TheHammar117]

because grandpa was in the army hahahaha

[ryangrilliot]

Classic

[Urmean15]

Ha ha, that was great.

[WretchedDrake]

Fuck the MPAA.

[8caulfield]

that was so lovely!

hahahhahahhahah

[shadic52g]

no its just a joke

[StoneColdSergio]

Oh gee, thanks for letting me know. And here I was losing sleep over it.

[hawtcoreelite]

Holy shit, I'm in tears right now. This was one of the funniest shows ever.

[houseofweirdos]

John mcCain?

[Icanhasoboe]

LOL!!

[bubblez8706]

i lol'd xD

[bleeduntildeath]

more like jack thompson

[iambluebird]

I dont know why, but I'm literally laughing my ass off. So freakin' hilarious!

[maeparker04]

Sargent Scruffy can stay...b/c he's just a dumb dog anyway!!

[Zero77745]

I like the subtle hint saying Grampa is a dirty old man.

[DCAivan]

well he was in the war so non of this effects him too much. (most likely both him and the dog also goes to the XXX movies)

[CasualVideoGamer]

@DCAivan

Which I'm frightened over. Why would an old man take a dog with him to see some "adult movies" anyway?

[buffer545]

lol fuck the MPAA

[PokemonGirl95]

Grandma never wants to go to the movies... :[

[AngelofMusic04]

What a bitch.

[MinionPoopsYou]

I'll cut her I swear!!

[metallicakixtotalass]

Jack Valenti was one of the biggest douchebags in the history of Hollywood, but this is pretty hilarious, especially since you would have an extremely hard time finding ANY NC-17 movies in theaters, because almost no theater carries them.

I recommend everyone to watch "This Film is Not Yet Rated," because it is an absolutely incredible and maddening reveal of the ridiculousness of the MPAA and it's ratings.

Oh wait, it's NC-17, so have fun finding it.

[BigEagles33]

This is how i learned about the MPAA. It was like 5:00 am during the summer about 6 years ago

[takineko]

I miss his cheeks.. ;n;

[MenzuYamamoto]

Well he's just a dumb dog anyway XD

[NaokoXIchimaru]

Why is everyone so mean to Sergeant Scruffy Menzu-san!

[Corsirulez]

hahahahaaaa I laughed so hard.

[TheRealChadius]

Bye bye Jody!

[redchaos10]

So that means only my Grandpa and Sergeant Scruffy can go to NC-17 movies. D@##it

[dougpecklord]

oh so thats how it works...

[KizulEmeraldfire]

Rest in peace, mister Valenti. God bless ye, and your cheeks.

[mercatorblue]

unfortunately, she doesn't miss your pencil dick. btw i commented a week ago and you're actually replying? dude you're obviously fat, friendless, and have no life. comment back and i'll know i'm 100% right. lol.

[dren9]

damn, owned...

[redchaos10]

Owned ideed

[happytrailstudios]

no, i'd have to say:

pwned!

>: D