DOAP - Spanking the Monkey

[WiiReviewIt]

Just give us DOA5. :I

They call this game 'Fanservice', but clearly, what the fans REALLY want is DOA5.

Seems like this is the only Tecmo can survive.

[DonbeeFwz]

OH HO HO HO SPANKING THE MONKEY MEANS MASTURBATION

Grow up.

[rob6van1dam9]

lawl, it's not funny unless you know what the term means :P

[SirPreiss]

Well for those who don't know what "spanking the monkey" means ist absolutliy not funny..

[xin0]

he beat the dick harder after he yawned

LOL

[Goldentusk]

HILARIOUS!

[Kuribohchaos8]

See what Team Ninja has become now. With Itagaki gone, it doesn't survive.

[CthulhuJoe1]

that is just too damn funny...

[Dragon123561]

ok.... lol

[DeadMason]

+1 for funny

+2 for truth

[Ghostx360elite]

Rule 34

[jjbro1]

...i dont get it...

[salsaman1991]

@jjbro1 "Spanking the monkey" is a euphemism/slang word for masturbation. Here, it is taken literally. The joke is that the company knows its customers want this video game to masturbate....and that's it. That's pretty much all the gameplay you're gonna get out of Dead or Alive Paradise.

[popper6011]

HILARIOUS!!!!!

[rogerkng]

LOOOOOL

[HipHopJun]

Lol

[Hepathos]

And Tecmo said: Give the people, what the people want's.

[vava85]

Awesome!

[donthehonk]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[Jul05]

WTF

[jeffx2k]

woooooooooooooooooooooah

[jddaman1337]

This is pretty deep.

[danobaka]

stay classy, tecmo

[xamel5]

WIN

[rmcd555]

Why

[xin0]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[PersonaSama]

Who are they advertising this game to?

[vgmkyle]

I just wish Tecmo would stop trying to be controversial with DOA.

In their newsletter they practically boast about ESRB calling their game creepy. And now we have this. Spank the monkey. Is this a tactic to alienate DOA fans, or a tactic on making the game as controversial as they can so it will actually sell?

[FeanorBR]

I don't know what's worse - Ninja Gaiden's boobtastic trailer, or this crap.

[really578]

haha! this cuts through the BS and gets right to the point. This is brilliant!

[flyworld3]

Pause the video at 0:23.

[nntb]

techmo you should pay me to make your adds! i could do tons better then this one! ill do it for less money to!

[alexisgondor]

I'm sorry but, what?

[Lionalliance]

Tecmo..wtf..*facepalm*

[RoccoB64]

Yeah, this was an awful marketing choice.

[bokuho]

And now the tiny glimmer of credibility DOA4 gained the franchise has been lost.

[cusman78]

shows what they think of thier own games value

[vgmkyle]

This just seems like a slap to the face of DOA fans.

Stupid -- not funny and a waste of time and resources.

[really578]

lighten up... who paid you to say this shit?

[GraveUypo]

yep

i personally really like the fightning games (and love ninja gaiden), but even in those i think the boobness and such is overdone. they had decent characters (note - more than twice as many females than males, which does not make sense in a fighting game) who are all reduced to whores by now

anyway i wish they never made any of the "voleyball" games.

[GraveUypo]

the ad is funny tho.