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If I may grab your attention for a bit, I would like you to direct it to ACTA.
It is a bill based on anything but democracy and will ban many internet sites, outlaw generic medicines which are essential to a poor countries and restrict freedom of speech and privacy.
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Spread the word! Sign petitions! Protest in the streets! ACTA has already been signed by the USA, Canada, Australia, Japan and most of Europe. Together, we must and will stop ACTA before it's too late!
bob smiley is the cutest comedian ever besides stephan lynch tim hawkins has the best songs ever and john branyan has funny explanations of what he's talking about :)
@Gloria0004 No problem. I have that song on my iPod. And I know what it's like to ASK A QUESTION and NOT GET AN ANSWER. LOL! I posted a question about TV episodes on a Doctor Who fan collab and didn't get a reply for a few weeks. Finally, I snapped and posted "OH MY GOSH PEOPLE IT'S NOT A HARD QUESTION WHICH EPISODE ARE THESE CLIPS FROM?!?!?!?!?" It drove me nuts. I got like six replies!!!
im 15 and i don't even have or want a cell phone, never mind texting and iphones, or facebook. i prefer to...oh now what is it called again? oh yeah, talking to people!!!!!
@Amozon28 Amen to that!!!! I'm 14 and it drives me nuts when people would rather text other people or talk on the phone when I haven't seen them for a month, and I'm standing right there ready to talk!!!
Looking at the comments, I feel like I'm the only one who knew all the stuff they revered to, A pay phone is a box with a phone in it that you have to PAY to use!
@TheAerochick13 I'm 18, and I got the typewriter joke. But the first song is Love Song by Sara Bareilles (sp?), and the second is I think To the Left (?) by Beyonce. Look them up. I don't know them very well.
Bahahahaha, showed this to my friend and she's eleven and even she got the typewriter thing. LOL I love this video! I literally couldn't stop laughing!!!!!!
yo tim if you reading this, I am doing TWO research papers on you and your impact on culture right NOW lol. btw, my name is Tim also :D And I think you're from Texas (like me!).
Omg, HE IS FUNNY! I am 13 and i have a typer writer, Its not fun to use it in the car! because you always mess up on it, I <3 CELLPHONES AND BAGGY PANTS! I also hide in my pants =D
@78720 Seriously? What does it sound like? A phone that you have to pay to use, maybe? ;-) Haha kidding. They're pretty much obsolete nowadays since most people have cell phones. I've seen one place in my town that still has a pay phone.
@alliedamusical lol. before we had cellphones we had a payphone at my school and it took credit cards, at first I though people where going nuts because why use your credit card to use a pay phone?!
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WhiteShoreFilms 3 weeks ago
look, **I'M NOT GONNA BUY U AN IPHONE**
Rebekkayoung 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
John, Tim, and ob. The best? Thumbs up if you had this question...or if your older than 3... or if your cooler than arkansaw lol jk
RumbleFishTV 4 weeks ago
HAHAH *sigh* oh! I love Tim....He is tooo funny! I love his song "Our Homeschool family" I have 9 sibling and we are all homeschooled :D
7sisters1 1 month ago 3
@7sisters1 good god! 9?!?! i can barely handle 2!!
theyoshilover101 4 weeks ago
@theyoshilover101 haha yes, never a dull moment to be sure! and I only have 1 brother! (hence the name 7sisters1)
7sisters1 3 weeks ago
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If I may grab your attention for a bit, I would like you to direct it to ACTA.
It is a bill based on anything but democracy and will ban many internet sites, outlaw generic medicines which are essential to a poor countries and restrict freedom of speech and privacy.
/watch?v=citzRjwk-sQ
Spread the word! Sign petitions! Protest in the streets! ACTA has already been signed by the USA, Canada, Australia, Japan and most of Europe. Together, we must and will stop ACTA before it's too late!
Nobodyknowsme021 1 month ago
im 10 and we watched disk 1 @ school and some kids were begging to use the.bathroim they r so funny
cbwhaley01 1 month ago
They are to FUNNY LOL ROF
10yellowgirl 1 month ago
I can't remember who... but I'm pretty sure that baggy pants joke is from another comedian..
TimArmst 1 month ago
AAAAHHHHHH ITS THE COPS WADDLE WADDLE!!!!!!
FearCanDriveStick 1 month ago 4
Open minds California! That was hilarous! Go Tim!!!!!!!
Bulldogzism 1 month ago
AHHAHHAHHAHHA! "You must not know about me..I can make another you in a minute. Did you roll your eyes at me...no you didnt" LOL LOL
Purity03 1 month ago
"Did you roll your eyes at me?OH NO YOU DIDNT!"
cecejoe21 1 month ago
his voice is perfect for that first sing!!
sugarpop1999 1 month ago 3
did you roll your eyes at me? no you didn't.
mallmaniea 2 months ago
dad uses the same way to shut us up and know i am using it on my sisters daughters and sons :P
darkangle13000 2 months ago in playlist More videos from timhawkinscomedy
man bob smiley and his voice are so friggin annoying!!!!
mavsman84 2 months ago
AWESOME!!! I love Tim!!!!!! :D
beccabearlovestoact 3 months ago
Did John just stutter at 1:40?
1heavymetalboy 3 months ago
@1heavymetalboy So what? Have YOU ever stuttered?
MsAlliechick 2 months ago
@MsAlliechick No, but I pretend I do.
1heavymetalboy 2 months ago
@1heavymetalboy Whatever. :P
MsAlliechick 2 months ago
I love how teenagers is in quotes....
MrDarthhideous 3 months ago
I really think Tim could have made as a singer too Iam not kidding
Menyhard1 4 months ago 6
I love this guy. He's hilarious.
AlienPossum 4 months ago in playlist More videos from timhawkinscomedy
Luv this!!!
kodirules123 4 months ago
"did you role your eyes at me no you didnt!!" lol i love yaa TIm!
MarieStar1996 4 months ago 28
omg halarious!
btcservesjesus 4 months ago
HAHAHA so true
BalletVariations 4 months ago
I love baggy pants. Makes it so much easier for me to pants my brother
Allhearts100 4 months ago in playlist More videos from timhawkinscomedy 2
@Allhearts100 Haha, Is it fun?
BalletVariations 4 months ago
It's funny because I know what he was doing to his cell phone. LOL THESE GUYS ARE ALL EPIC!! BAGGY PANTS AND NO IPHONE!!! YEAUH!!
Kemmeyz 4 months ago 2
waddle waddle its the cop s come on guys waddle
junglechick101 4 months ago
its sad... im 14 and i know what john is doin...
PatriotIsMyBoy 4 months ago 4
NO U DIT'NT!
HollaYo10124 4 months ago
what was the first song Tim sang called?
princessleia19 5 months ago
@princessleia19 It's called 'Love Song' By Sara Bareilles.
LoganBell99 5 months ago
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laughingwithlydia 5 months ago
It's the cops! WADDLE!
TheTrojanTiger 5 months ago
"Did you roll your eyes at me? NO YOU DIDN'T!" lol "OMG it's the cops waddle, waddle!"
AngelSinger45 5 months ago 2
The song was "irreplaceable" from B
preacher777able 5 months ago
Lov it specially the last part
preacher777able 5 months ago
no you didn't
Coachrob36 5 months ago
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1502superstar 5 months ago
HIDE IN THE PANTS!!!!!
SMILEY5084 5 months ago
WADDLE!! HURRY!! Hide in your pants!
MegaPrincess1235 5 months ago
"AAAAHHH! IT'S THE COPS! HURRY! WADDLLLLLLEEEEEE!!"
missolive10100 5 months ago
12 people suck :)
WhoWeAreNoOneKnows 5 months ago
@WhoWeAreNoOneKnows They just don't know good comedy.
AngelSinger45 5 months ago
I never knew that gang members were penguins... :O
Madders116 5 months ago
what beyonce song was it?
leadmeoGod 5 months ago
@leadmeoGod irriplacable
DbzAnnie 5 months ago
@DbzAnnie Thanks :)
leadmeoGod 5 months ago
Choked on my drink on the last one, They are hilarious!
sifie14 6 months ago
I like that! Those are actually decent Tim Hawkins songs!
socalcyclist91 6 months ago
xD Bloody Brilliant...
oODoritoO 6 months ago
I'm making a LEGO video of Tim's iPhone song.
shadowboltprod 6 months ago
sigh...im 20 and i use my typewriter on a regular basis...theres just some sort of nostalgia about clackety clacking on a typewriter...
GloryB2Jesus 6 months ago 46
@GloryB2Jesus i am 15 and want one what dose that say:)
MarieStar1996 4 months ago
@GloryB2Jesus :O I want a typewriter!!! An old fashioned one, oh! That would be awesome.
heavensmiles777 1 month ago
Did you roll your eyes at me no you didn't. Hahahahahaha
michelleand4 6 months ago
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bob smiley is the cutest comedian ever besides stephan lynch tim hawkins has the best songs ever and john branyan has funny explanations of what he's talking about :)
MyHamsterDude 6 months ago
Is the typewriter joke that hard to get? I'm 15 and I got it! Unless I'm a weirdo. lol
mcwack6 6 months ago
teenagers if you want an iphone then you pay for it!!!
TheJoecool89 6 months ago
@TheJoecool89 NO :C
blcdfblcdf 6 months ago
I love the end of his Beyoncee rendition!
lauravbleediote 6 months ago
12 people said dis i like
ebenezerjohn7 7 months ago
i first saw this video when i was 9, i even got the type writer thing then!!!!!!!!!!
lotsofhearts123 7 months ago
0:30 - 0:55 best part lol. especially the way he says "buy" it sounds so cool!
benmary9 7 months ago
Open Minds California! Open Minds! Mwhajajaja! >:D
Oh no he didnt!! Go Tim!
theeFri 7 months ago 49
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1:13 Ah! It's the cops! Hurry, waddle, waddle!
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benmary9 7 months ago
i got the type writer thing the third time i watched this!
cgryder7 7 months ago
Well, the parts with the squares on the walls anyway. nice
GuitarHero2790 7 months ago
Hey this part of this was filmed at my church!!
GuitarHero2790 7 months ago
what is the first song that tim sang actually called?
joshrhn1 7 months ago
@joshrhn1 love song by sara bareilles
benmary9 7 months ago
@benmary9 thanks ;D
joshrhn1 7 months ago
@joshrhn1 no prob
benmary9 7 months ago
I love this!
19paisley4Scotland 7 months ago
dear bob, jokes are like deoderant.... dnt use it too much or youll smelll... jkjk
RCFalcon18 7 months ago
Oh the irony!!! I'm watching this on my iPhone.......
horseanddoglover777 7 months ago 3
0:30 what song is that for real??
Gloria0004 7 months ago
@Gloria0004 That's "Love Song" by Sara Barailles.
pinklavigne231 7 months ago
@pinklavigne231 Thank you so much! It was driving me crazy! :)
Gloria0004 7 months ago
@Gloria0004 No problem. I have that song on my iPod. And I know what it's like to ASK A QUESTION and NOT GET AN ANSWER. LOL! I posted a question about TV episodes on a Doctor Who fan collab and didn't get a reply for a few weeks. Finally, I snapped and posted "OH MY GOSH PEOPLE IT'S NOT A HARD QUESTION WHICH EPISODE ARE THESE CLIPS FROM?!?!?!?!?" It drove me nuts. I got like six replies!!!
pinklavigne231 7 months ago 2
@pinklavigne231 lol
Gloria0004 7 months ago
HURRY ITS THE COPS WADDLE WADDLE!!!!!!! I LOVE IT.
77deerhunter77 8 months ago 3
@Amazon28 - you know how to live my friend :D
VampireSenshi512 8 months ago
haha love beyonce!!
joheartssuperman 8 months ago
John isnt that funny....
lover102795 8 months ago
im 15 and i don't even have or want a cell phone, never mind texting and iphones, or facebook. i prefer to...oh now what is it called again? oh yeah, talking to people!!!!!
Amozon28 8 months ago 25
@Amozon28 same here. :P
killuazaoldyekdragn 8 months ago
@Amozon28 Well said my friend. Well said.
MarvelousLight10 8 months ago
@Amozon28 Amen to that!!!! I'm 14 and it drives me nuts when people would rather text other people or talk on the phone when I haven't seen them for a month, and I'm standing right there ready to talk!!!
EMrono21 5 months ago in playlist More videos from timhawkinscomedy
hahah i love the bit with the pants!!!!!! so true! a can't stand guys who wear pants like and whenever i do i tell them "pull ur pants up!"
they're like "why r u staring at my butt?"
me "i'm not staring at ur butt, its staring me, now PULL UR PANTS UP!!!"
Amozon28 8 months ago 3
2:30 funny... my parents can't say that. My mom can't have any more babies xDD
clomo0809070604 8 months ago
did u roll ur eyes at me,NO U DIDN'T!
SugarrushMusicAndVid 8 months ago
Looking at the comments, I feel like I'm the only one who knew all the stuff they revered to, A pay phone is a box with a phone in it that you have to PAY to use!
sswe903 9 months ago 61
Ten people didn't get an iphone.
SenshiofWolves 9 months ago 3
@TheAerochick13 I'm 18, and I got the typewriter joke. But the first song is Love Song by Sara Bareilles (sp?), and the second is I think To the Left (?) by Beyonce. Look them up. I don't know them very well.
alliedamusical 9 months ago
it seems like us teens are like annoying bratz! im not! its so funny but offensive
artistjada 9 months ago
@TheAerochick13 dude i dont even know those songs and im young
jharmo2 9 months ago
10 people rolled their eyes at Beyonce.
legofreak247 9 months ago
funny but offensive
artistjada 9 months ago
@artistjada What's offensive?
ShortStuff2187 9 months ago
@artistjada Tough crap!
Ps2Viper87 9 months ago
"No you di'n't!" XD
I4mfr34ky 9 months ago
Hilarious, i am totally getting this dvd when i can.
LittleMak1 9 months ago
Bob Smiley is so funny
crna2004 9 months ago
love it :D !!!!
guitarfreak6789 9 months ago
First song was I ain't gonna write you a Love song btw
Foxflame1234 9 months ago
Haha Tim hawkins u need to make a CD of these song cuz I would so buy it!
racvampire 9 months ago 4
@fidessperoamor yea it's called a parody
NotsoElite1 9 months ago
It's "irreplaceable" by beyoncè, not to the left...
fidessperoamor 9 months ago
2:57 i laughed soooooooooooooo hard
CocoaPuffKids 9 months ago
@TheAerochick13 the first song is im not gonna write u a love song and the second one is to the left by by beyonce
muffin0061 9 months ago
Tim should make a complete iPhone song!
SatanIsStupid 9 months ago
I'm fifteen and I've got the typewriter in my attic!
christophercchannel 9 months ago
lol i like how tim doesn't spoil his kids even though he's probably reaaally rich.
he can probably afford like 20 iphones for each of his kids xD
joshrhn1 9 months ago
@TheAerochick13 loool
joshrhn1 9 months ago
Bahahahaha, showed this to my friend and she's eleven and even she got the typewriter thing. LOL I love this video! I literally couldn't stop laughing!!!!!!
Firegurl1luv 9 months ago
10 people rolled their at Beyonce.
legofreak247 9 months ago
@:23 i spammed it over and over to hear that sound haha
Chaosakazi 9 months ago
lol that was funny!
yo tim if you reading this, I am doing TWO research papers on you and your impact on culture right NOW lol. btw, my name is Tim also :D And I think you're from Texas (like me!).
7thStProductions 9 months ago
I'm 13 and I got the typwriter thing. wow. I guess I'm just weird. =)
Feather242 9 months ago 114
@Feather242 Me too! 13!
THEKapplehead 9 months ago
@Feather242 no i got to
jaredfr3ak 8 months ago
@Feather242 I'm 12 don't worry your not weird
geniseslettherebe 8 months ago
@Feather242 Nope, I got it too. (: I'm 14. I think it's more funny that the comedian himself thought we wouldn't know what he was doing. d:
redvinesron 7 months ago
@Feather242 ME TOOO
clnichols05 6 months ago
@Feather242 I'm 11 and I got it
16inyourplaybooks 6 months ago
@Feather242 oh my gosh me too
plus i don't have an iphone (or any thing els that is wirless and calls ppl
enpointegirl 6 months ago
@Feather242 no im 11 and i got that
bethy5510 6 months ago
@Feather242 yup yup, they used those like 200 years ago
bondagebreaker7 6 months ago
@Feather242
I got it too and I'm 13 also.
I guess we both are weird. Haha =)
zSelenazGomez 6 months ago in playlist Tim Hawkins
@Feather242 pshcha my 9 year old sister got the typewriter thing... your point being?
blcdfblcdf 6 months ago
The typewriter joke isnt hard to understand I mean 9 years old should have gotten that. Im 13 and got it right away
Hksportsman 9 months ago
The 3rd guys sucked though I got it but still they were nothing compared to Bob and Tim
Hksportsman 9 months ago
@TheAerochick13 How do you not know the first one? its the love song one
Hksportsman 9 months ago
10 teenagers want an Iphone
JCBlake123 9 months ago
Thair awesome together.
cpn3000 9 months ago
Tim is better alone, IMHO.
runningfortheriver 9 months ago
Did you roll your eyes at me, no you didn't!! LOL :D
laurielou22 9 months ago 5
lol; nice take on Beyonce's To The Left. gotta remember that one...
acts1614 9 months ago
quick! hide in my pants!
Spielburgfan 9 months ago
@TheAerochick13 he was doing "Love Song" by Sarah Berellis (probably spelled that wrong) and "To the Left" by Beyonce (i think thats what its called)
crazymo6200 9 months ago
No you didn't! xD
XDmytongue 9 months ago
This is win :) allllll sorts of win.
HeavensDeclarePs19 9 months ago
I think the 8 dislikes were from kids who's parents sent them this video..."I'm not gonna buy you an iphone"! Lol.
TrailsOfDoom 9 months ago 4
This is freaking hilarious!!
yesimhappyme 9 months ago
im 18, i got that joke lol
musiciangirl591 9 months ago
AH! its the cops! hurry, waddle waddle!!!
johnmatthew206 9 months ago 3
I'm totally getting this. I wish it was all Tim. At least he's the main guy. The other jokes are funny though...
NathanAndrukonis 9 months ago
Omg, HE IS FUNNY! I am 13 and i have a typer writer, Its not fun to use it in the car! because you always mess up on it, I <3 CELLPHONES AND BAGGY PANTS! I also hide in my pants =D
SuperChick131 9 months ago
lol i thought the beyonce impression was gonna be a little lame but it was hilarious!
Ramonerdna 9 months ago 4
hahaha this is sooo awesome the 3 dislikes u guys azre crazy lol!! *Did you roll your eyes at me..... No you didnt lol XD
beautifulcarmelbaby 9 months ago
Tim: I could make another you in a minute!... *stops to make sure he doesn't crack up*
Lmfao XD
gaaraanime5 9 months ago
I can make another you in a minute. Did you roll your eyes at me? No you didn't!
sccfollower 9 months ago 2
it's the cops! WADDLE!! XD
SgtSqueefee 9 months ago 3
COME TO NJ!!
boombangboom56 9 months ago
Haha oh Tim :)
maddiegraceaik 9 months ago
whats a pay phone?
78720 9 months ago 46
@78720 Seriously? What does it sound like? A phone that you have to pay to use, maybe? ;-) Haha kidding. They're pretty much obsolete nowadays since most people have cell phones. I've seen one place in my town that still has a pay phone.
alliedamusical 9 months ago
@alliedamusical lol. before we had cellphones we had a payphone at my school and it took credit cards, at first I though people where going nuts because why use your credit card to use a pay phone?!
78720 9 months ago
@78720 its a phone card...
thehappyhippyo0 8 months ago
@78720 I ask the same thing to my mom:D
liongirlfc 8 months ago
@liongirlfc I still don't under stand, lol jk!
78720 8 months ago
@78720 Lol. I still wonder why he was hitting his cell phone, wonder if it wasn't work at the time hmm...
78720 8 months ago
@78720 lol
artistjada 8 months ago
@78720 really? o.o
redvinesron 7 months ago
I would buy it if it was ONLY tim.
Tim:ROFL!
Bob: um I'm a super Tim fan and that's HIS joke! I have heard him do it before!!!
John: your not funny.
Tim(again): ROFLTIPMP!!!!!
Nuff said.
TacoDaChihuaha 9 months ago