Madison Bray - Girl Swag ANALYSED | CupOfTeam

[bouncybugsy]

on the video, the girl in the checkered shirt is a bit over-enthusiastic. 9-year old jealousy..

[owlgirl97]

madison's parents disliked this

[blin510]

@owlgirl97 That was so funny. XD XD XD

There was only 2 dislikes.

[xXxChocolateLovexXx]

She's simple? It's hard to understand? Improper grammer? Swagger on? Swagger off? No more hating? No more loving?

Yup. Makes sense.

[loser51677]

"I don't need no friends" Double negative.

[UltimateAssasin4488]

I watched the video before watching this..... my face was unimaginably filled with Anger, Confusion and Fury that nobody could make

[andrewwjhall]

first ten seconds literally killed me, woke up my entire family at 2am, but were entirely worth it

[bellapotter123]

awesome vid... :)

[MrMightyMeerkat]

this had me in tears :')

[minniemouseears]

the way you talk and act reminds me of charlieissocoollike! :D

[megapopstar2]

hEY Now I realize your lyk michale frm the epic fail Princess diaries series ("da book) u fit the descreption But ur good

[megapopstar2]

Your cute and Funny <3

[Tarzan502402]

one of the dislikes on here is from the ark music ppl nd the other ones from the spoiled little 9 year old brat who aparently knows how to turn her own "sawg" on nd off

[zyx1231000]

kids can't drive legally, big difference

[SarahJaneC11]

@TheAmberh44 Lady Gaga says,"I don't wanna be friends" because she wants to be more than friends hence the next line being, "Want your bad romance."

[Joannime]

She says 'I don't need no friends'

it's a double negative so I guess she does need friends after all... she's just lonely

[TheAmberh44]

Lady gaga said I don't wanna be friends, but that was in bad romance, sooo it doesent really count............

[blurb4eva]

wha...what happened to the blinds....? *whimpers like a sad puppy*

[gsoccermagic]

That was a hugely long video but I enjoyed every second of it ;)

[singinggleek99]

i love the end. genius.

[madirox161]

I am ashamed that me and madison have the same name :/

[JamesJimmaHarding]

What is it with the word swag/swagger being used so frequently in hip-hop songs nowadays?? It now has to be up there with ‘Shawty’ as one the most overused words/slangs in rap music now

(PS. You're awesome!)

[bigheadblue]

I have those socks.

[ChrisDSingh87]

hahahah this is actually fucking hilarious. good job mate

[MsAymzz]

Oh dear! When she says she's simple, it doesn't mean it in the way you're saying. I know how the word is perceived there, but here it means that she's not...materialistic? She doesn't demand a lot of material things to be happy. Not that that makes the song any better. Especially since the line is contradicted by the fact that she's a 9 year old with a Beemer. Just thought I'd clear that up.

[papgirl1]

pleses!!!! PLESE!!! at least watch DOWN BY KELLIE LUVELLA its so autotuned it sounds like doywn

[SuperEllyh]

Subscribe: Check :D

[bmendler707700Fan]

You need to review Jenna Rose's new song!!! It's called "Time Of Our Lives".

[baseballlover312]

"Everyone don't understand me" hmmm.... WHAT??

[ankeeA1993]

"as far as rebellious is ,going on a lemonade binge":P

[CareCareCD]

I can write better songs then that (it's my hobby) and i'm 10!!!

[tuuurdle]

/watch?v=mPAvz_Ez8c0

^ That's her a year ago. Without all the fucking auto-tune. Blame Ark. She's talented for a 9 year old.

[gymnastics353]

@tuuurdle wow! ur right! shes good for a nine year old! she should go back to rock and roll! thanks for sharing this

[CareCareCD]

omg she's not 9 she's like 3 and badly needs a grammer lesson!!!

[crzykayzee]

dear benedict townsend,

i am so madly in love with you. thank you for existing.

[Music4ever248]

those are wrong lyrics. it makes sense cuz she says 'I know its hard to understand me, but if you know me you will see who i am' but the rest is bullshit

[Music4ever248]

whats that red smudge??? oh its the dislike bar. 2 from madison and ark music

[sammieselma]

the glasses <3 

[charlotte2498]

you look sexy with glasses

[tib0ulay]

God I missed those analysis. You should do some more. A lot more !

[mereyland]

i'm simple? who actually picks up a pen and writes that down??!!

[AChristineG]

Why are you the sexiest thing on the planet? You make my heart ache with your clever witticisms and Clark Kent glasses.

[querky808]

folding laundry while watching this. had to sit down with my laundry unfolded and just laugh. love you benedict... and thank you arc music factory!

[FlyingKiwiSeeds]

Please analyze J'rose- Mean Kids!!!(:

[nerdishnori]

i loce the way you say "stupid"

shtupid.

[iMellodie]

I am severely disappointed in this video. Where is the blind?! :)

[Hogwarts33]

"I don't need no friends" Oh ARK, you never fail to be terrible.

[SilverGCINFO]

I Realized something, people just come to your videos to tell you things like this : You are hot, you are beautiful and whatever, and yeah, i been watching your videos for like... Hmm.. One year, but now i am pretty sure about it. C'mon guys, this is embarrassing for him ya'know. lol

[baileythedoggify]

I love your jumper! ah, it's so cute. :D

[Ziggy95Star]

You rule!

[MrLordVoldemortt]

hahaha, my god I love you

[nyerus1]

swagger on, swagger off? is she like some swagger human torch?

[jasonquinn1]

@nyerus1 oops i accidently disliked ur comment :( sorry

[LaSophiaaExperiencee]

YOU HAVE came a cross a song in which the singer is like ''I don't wanna be friends'' - Lady Gaga, Bad Romance :D

[ChrisDSingh87]

@LaSophiaaExperiencee um, you're madison bray's age aren't you?

[LaSophiaaExperiencee]

@ChrisDSingh87 I'm 15 you twat, what would make you think otherwise?

[ChrisDSingh87]

@LaSophiaaExperiencee woah im sorry for mistaking you for a child. i didnt realise you are actually a fully grown 15 year old

[goldgwon]

this says so much about ARK and its writers. Wait, never mind.

[apti101]

Cup of Team v.s. Ark music factory.

[Ruscrd90]

dkm :)

[scrapette]

Kids can't drive, Patrice!

[ILoveYouAnime]

Why was there no mention of the epic faced ginger kid?

[TheAnitafrita]

you had me at the first few words, like 5 seconds

[CrayonVlogger]

The only good song with swag in the title is ''pony swag''

[killthehatred]

I am practically crying right now, this is hilarious!;D

[Clovium]

I thought the video was funny, until I put on CC. The translations just cracked me up completely.

E.g Madison=medicine and

It doesn't even make sense=Elizabethan.

???

[MGiselleP]

Well at least there wasn't a random black guy rapping! 

[ThinkSarcasmic]

you should analyse J'Rose 'Mean Kids' if you haven't already.

[TheIcecreambangbang]

in my opinion, i felt pedophile watchin his music video!

[daisii3]

watching this whilst eating my dinner, now my dinner is all ver me because i laughed so mutch !!

[MasterWheezysSweater]

The video is in the recommended videos listed under a user named AllahSwaggerVEVO... What?

[TheIcecreambangbang]

@MasterWheezysSweater yupp thats my friend! but the originally this was from @trizzy66 aka who upload friday!

[InnocentLikeLaceyy]

I laughed so much xD

[amIforgetful]

i bet the people that are talking behind her back are beyond the trespassing sign

[Asherthefunnyguy]

'I got my girl swag on' and then plot twist! 'Got my girl swag on' I almost pissed myself aha

[GREENBRUSSELLSPROUT]

I nearly wet myself XD I had to pause it!.

[tallytrue22]

Damn it, Benedict. Now I'm going to have hot librarian fantasies about you.

[jasonquinn1]

that jumper looks like a jumper version of alex day's composision notebook shirt :D

[RedDayWoman345]

Got my girl swag on. PLOT TWIST!!...got my girl swag on.

I'm sorry i actually thought there was gonna be something different there. smh.

[AlexTheGreat2014]

You have a good voice. Just letting you know...

[defyinggravity999]

Do "My Reflection" by Sabrina...please?!?!

[JAD534]

7:28 I was hoping for an "English motherfucker! Do you speak it?"

[fernthejamlover]

Benedict i found a song for you to analyise its Jazmin Pollinger - A Beautiful Day suprisingly its not by ark music factory

[jennaners]

Congratulations on your face.

[EllaStrife]

I was in music theory, and we were talking about what makes "good music," so when it was my time to share, my answer was, "Well, good music is NOT anything from Ark Music Factory."

[Sophsta04]

you're glasses are hot, you're hot.

[WasabiMeal]

ark music factory is the biggest joke of the 21st century

[asongforbobdylan]

So, so funny and so so true.

[Theguitargirl97]

liking the socks Ben!

No seriously...I like (;

[94Madbassist]

If you think about it, some of cup of team's highest rated videos are the analysis of ark music factory songs so in a round about way, however ironic, Ark music factory helped made cup of team famous........

[live22laugh22]

You look like a sex god with your glasses on :]

[SuperOssie]

IM THE 10,000TH VIEWER!!!!!

[jena1235]

Love the glasses, love the analysis, and I love you!

[beckalee87]

I think the whole "simple" thing may be lost in translation. I think you're taking it to mean, "stupid/ignorant/uneducated" or something like that, but very few people in the States use it that way. Maybe they're trying to say that she's... low-maintenence?

Or maybe I'm trying to make sense of nonsensical lyrics. Yeah, I think that's it.

I love your song analyses!

[anchoviesex]

when you said get the keys to my beamer i heard "beaver" and had a heart attack.

[theverypotterfan]

IM UP IN YOURE FACE >:()

[theverypotterfan]

☺☻♥♦♣♠,♦♦♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Haha luv this

[Gabazamataz]

Benedict has nice hands.

[princeofbohemia]

I'm so curious to watch this song, but I'm genuinely scared that I'll die inside.

[AmbersMustache]

the glasses are hot

[SazWonderz]

This is so hilarious!!!!

[colourmewilde]

I was really angry, then I decided to watch this again and laughed so hard I cried, and at one point started choking violently on some water. Thanks. =]

[janinaroxx]

i love you ben :)

[hli95]

My friend send me your new video, saying: hey watch it, we'll talk later bbs

SO i open the link and play the video. I was there for quite a while before reading the title of the video wondering WHO is speaking at my computer screen!

Are you in pajamas? whyy are you wearing glasses? and yeah JUST GO BACK TO THE BLIND!

your accent was the only thing that reminded me of you:P

[BringOnTheBigGuns]

There are two reasons why I watch the song analysis videos. One is because your opinions and wit are vastly amusing. The other is because of the epic blind that is (normally) always in the background. But where's the blind in this video, Benedict? Where's the blind?

[KarisFaith316]

Teenage boy + British accent + glasses! = HARRY POTTER!!!

[TheSquelzy]

@KarisFaith316 hey hey Benedict is way cooler than HP.... probably cuz he's real.

[winter3711]

if you put the subtitles on it makes the video 9x funny than it already was

[xbaydee]

You're ravishing in those glasses.

[maidenrohina]

Does ARK music factory have a policy of not useing people over the age of 15? Or is every one over the age of 15 to smart to sign with them?

[wssgirl15]

I loved the plot twise.

[ZeljkicaaP]

Patrice Wilson and Clarence Jay should be in jail.

[ZeljkicaaP]

Love your glasses. ;)

[sophiiLuke]

LMAOOOO <3

[FantasiaMinouette]

Where's the epic Chinese blind? D:

[pearlyq78]

I really like your glasses!

[PurpleAndYellow10]

Patrice Wilson and Clarence Jay are the only people who disliked this video.

[ThatOrangeDinosaurXx]

Why do all the kids have cars seriously when I was 9 I was traveling around on a bike or scoter

[MelAntoinettexx]

I know you mainly do this for ARK music factory songs/bad songs but maybe you could have a look at a good song?

Like one by My Chemical Romance :3

Please? :D

[superfingers101]

what part of england are you guys from??

[commenter2498]

@superfingers101 London.

[carolinapearl246]

when you said "mo-o-o-o-o-oooooves like jagger" ... it sounded pretty :)

[ghostblacklover]

Loved the autotune voice at the end! xD Not only were the lyrics and music were bad... but the videography was just awful. -.-

[carolinapearl246]

SUPERMAN! no, just, just blind man.

[saramartins95]

love you in the end!

[Krazer2100]

no one can beat the way you take the piss out of Ark music factory, joly good old boy :P

[cofagrigus1]

marry me

[Econstann]

what happened to the blind?

[crazysocks10]

you wear those glasses like a boss

[graceedaviees]

Omg that was such a good video ! I loved it, never heard of the song i'm gonna look now, but it sound awful. Oh and you have really nice hands :)

[UnitedColorsofTom]

Oh, it's keys to my beemer... not beaver then.

[EstherShelton]

loving the clark kent vibe <3

[CriticaLxThoughX]

I love you guys: 1. You´re SO hilarious!

Sometimes, your videos really make my day. :)

2. I´m improving my English by watching your videos. Plus, your accent is beautiful, but that´s nothing new.

[KeepingItEpic]

I need glasses to see the dislike bar!!!!!

:-)

[coltscheer]

the writers should be listed as patrice wilson, clarence j., copy & paste hahahaha :)

[TheNamesANA]

i LOVE your glasses.

[paranormal17]

"ARK music factory isn't even trying anymore."

...So they were trying with Rebecca Black?

[KeepingItEpic]

"Secondly, it's got the word swag in it, which means it will be terrible"

[PadawanPictures]

But...what IS girl swag?

[emzathon95]

I am watching this video wearing my new glasses and they're just like your glasses.....soulmates??? No? Was worth a try.....

[randomeese]

the ending was beautiful :')

[styleshaker108]

Awesome vid!!!! I was almost crying at some parts from laughing so hard haha but here's a suggestion. When you make fun of the lyrics it would be funny if you sort of incorporated it into what you're saying, so like at the part where u were talking about finishing sentences you could say "it's just so ridiculous that they can't even finish their--and then she says..." and so on. That would be so funny but just a suggestion!!! Keep up the good work I love you both!!!(: -3

[IsobellaKatherine]

PLOT TWIST!! :O

[abiii321]

Ben, glasses look so fit on you. Had to be said. ;)

[floomification]

at 7:21 i became the recipient of several strange looks as i let out a hearty snort ... but it was worth it.

[bmendler707700Fan]

I bet when I was 9 I would've killed to be a pop star driving a car in a music video talking about my swag. But ARK wasn't around back then, so thank God.

[LittleGoddess1992]

I like it when you do these vids =)

[TheShadowChesireCat]

Superman? But you're British! You can be Limey Man though: watch?v=XzWzKjjKgvo

[MetroAly]

Watched about 4 vids of ark musics and your right, they are crap

[blossomkiwi]

what does swag even mean? I even looked it up, and I couldn't find a word that might make sense!

[chinareds54]

I guess now we know who jacked Jenna Rose's swag. =P

I knew you'd mention the car. Even Ark Music is making fun of itself now.

[johnmighty5]

Hey benedict! Could you increase the volume on your vids? I'm on a laptop and my speakers are very bad. Thanks, John

[rachelg1630]

I was painting my fingernails while watching this and I ended up laughing so much that I got the nail polish in my hair

[surfsupsizz]

I couldn't stop laughing!!! I love your music analysis videos!

[thepolopox]

Here in america, calling yourself simple isn't quite as insulting as it is in the uk.

simple there is like, plain and boring looking.

simple here is, i'm not a confusing or difficult individual.

[WildFireontheMoon]

@thepolopox still who would call themselves that

[LexLClarkKLuver]

@thepolopox I don't mean to offend, but being plain or "boring looking" isn't the end of the world, even in the stupidly image-obsessed cultures that we live in. :)

[kelseeeycakes]

My video paused on 0:00 and I sat there staring at you staring at your phone for about a minute and a half before realizing the video was paused and you weren't strangely good at sitting still.

[madonna2285]

benedict, you look incredibly attractive in your new glasses. congratulations, you just got even sexier ;)

[ScreamsOfAmbr]

"Kids can't drive, Patrice!" That killed me!

[SeventeenOfMe]

Glasses <3

[dansingqueenlfs]

u are flipping awesome. ur glasses are cool.

[itachifan1243]

THERE'S ALWAYS A CAR. OHMYGOD.

Next it'll be little Shaylee (Short, light haired 7-year-old white girl from upper-middle class California and, let's be honest, a slight gap in her large teeth) talkin' 'bout her Chrysler and how she don't need no man 'cause she's a strong, independent black woman. Really, Parents of Shaylee? Read the lyrics before you sign the paper.

[AleeceBetaGamma]

great video :)

[CheschireKitten]

Simple does have a slightly different connotation in American English. It's still not good, but it is less bad.

[ballucanb1]

Rich People, sorry republicans call them "Job Creators" will do anything for there spoiled brat kids.

Hoping other Job Creators kids will like them and make them jr. job creators.

[xxpieisawesomxx]

The glasses look good.