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  • wow this guy can get taken down by maynard and still rock out to the music... that must really be a fan

  • 9 months after this a Satan worshiping spawn of Maynard crawled out of his ass

  • Great techniques. I used to grapple bjj to tool songs in the background

  • @rafaelnjeneva maynard has a blackbelt in bjj

  • Great techniques! I use to grapple bbj with tool songs

  • To cure the soul by means of the senses, and the senses by means of the soul.

  • He always says "I can't walk and chew gum at the same time." Ok but you can choke someone out and sing your song at the same time? lol Quite the multi-tasker.

  • 2:08

    "I'm alive when you're touching me, alive when you're shutting me down..."

    *Fan pumps fist in air in agreement*

  • That guy should have shitted his pants when Maynard sang "Remember I'll always love you as I claw your fucking throat away"

  • maynard is fucking sexy <3

  • 4:44 put me somewhere i dont wanna be.speaks for the fan..

  • I WOULD'VE WANTED TO BE THAT FAN IT'D BE AMAZING

  • Dont disturb someone in the healing process

  • Maynard is a fucking genious... I think that the way he "sodomized" the fan is a better way to illustrate the meaning of the song. Whatever the meaning it truly has, it clearly represents some kind of sadomasochistic relationship.

  • I think this guy hears this song in an entirely different way, now.  "The guy on the floor was my boyfriend". Beautiful.

  • If this was a one off incident than it means I was at this gig. It happened at the London Astoria concert in March 2007. Funny to see this again

  • @zappageek 1997*

  • Love Maynard, when he leans over and screams in the dude's ear "There's no love in fear." Justin looks pretty in polka dots.

  • This is just like in my dreams, only I'm the one on top.

  • Lmao. I love how around 5:50 you can see the dude head banging to the music like nothings wrong. hahaha.

  • i wouldnt mind being that dude, i mean how much closer can you get ? he had the best seat outa everyone there haha

  • im not gay at all but that is the luckiest tool fan ever

  • ...zoginated

    

  • F**cking priceless....

  • Foot to the crotch @ 3:28

  • "That guy on the floor was my boyfriend" haha Maynard you crazy, crazy man.

  • 2 people are jealous of the guy getting humped.

    

  • Yay! I was there!!! Fucking brilliant gig.

  • @nickthelick NO.. WAY!!!

  • I would love to be that dude... Getting humped by Maynard? Now that's hot ;) lol

  • I love when the guy stands up and just sort of wobbles around like "fuuuuuck..." and then Maynard: "The guy on the floor is my boyfriend." So many lols.

  • MJK is using BJJ :D

  • I would kill to be that guy.

  • the dude was on the zero file, he becomes part of the show, and maynard was singing on his ear! come on, who doesn't wanna be on his place? (yea, the part when maynard rides him doesn't looks so funny, but there should be a price to be on stage, isn't?)

  • Hahahaha y el caballero continua cantando y montándoselo....I fuckin' luv U maynard

  • Maynard could fuck me in the ass any day. I'd be his prag just to smell his armpits.

  • It just looks like Maynard showing his authority. He didn't look the least bit worried about the guy rushing the stage.

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  • Clearly this is staged, god damn.

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  • i would PAY to have Maynard grind on me like that!!

  • Ruckmens you are fucking retarded maynard didnt know his intentions he deserved to. E

  • @MusiconYooTube Maynard is a fool if he didn't know that mans intentions. He flipped him after the hug, he should have just hugged him then kind of guided him off the stage. Not to mention the whole sitting on him for a while, I'm sure the guy was completely fine with the situation but no matter how much I love this band more than my family, no one would flip me over and sit on me without consequences.

  • @Slaytounge You would have liked it.. and asked for more.

  • How appropriate for the song, the guy got a pushit form Maynard. Best moment in rock history.

  • As we all learned from Dimebag getting killed on stage.It's not cool to jump on stage without being invited.Security should have been all on that dude before he even got all the way on stage.

  • i love how he sings perfectly while he has him in a choke hold xDD

  • HILARITY

  • its obvious maynard is a tool himself for doing that....

  • This is hot

  • Theres a lesson to be learned from this, never fuck with Maynard.

  • who's your daddy....

  • uk ur a fuckin god at music when u woop a dudes ass without missing a single beat or word god damn meynard i wish u were my dad hahahha

  • what happened to this maniac?

  • Wait... He actually tackled and subdued the guy without skipping a beat! That's REALLY impressive!

  • maynard actually screams in the guys ear "as i claw your fucking throat away!!" hahaha awesome

  • I hate when they say Maynard fights the fan, Maynard sodomized him and the guy simply abided as an obedient sex slave

  • im not gay but i would have gotten a boner. just saying.

  • For whatever it's worth, I do not own any of this footage nor claim any rights to it.

  • @deederdude very good job with the video :) thank you for posting!

  • Of the many emotions present in this act, overwhelming is all-encompassing. I say "act" because the more I understand Maynard the more sense it makes.

  • My guess is if Maynard saw any of these comments he would throw up on himself. Bunch of psychotics!!! He's just a dude!!!! He would hate every one of you if given the chance.

  • @ttooooll24 Including you, so what's your point?

  • 8:21 EPIC

  • LOL "Hands are on my back again" Maynard proceeds to rest his hands on his bitches back. Makes me rotfl

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  • the throw is actually in my judo text book, its called the "major inner reaping throw".

  • i would die to be that fan dude. i would def be mjk's subservient house bitch

  • @peucharist creepy...awesome.

  • @peucharist nah man, you wouldn't after you think about it, Maynard would basically think your a asshole, i dunno if you want that, i dont!

  • I wish it could be me but I'd be the one saying "Oh God Please PLEASE DO IT AGAIN!!!!!"

  • At the very end Maynard says "The guy on floor, That was my boyfriend"... LOL He was your BF for 10 minutes or so HAHAHA

  • im also enjoying the security guard around 6 minutes head bobbin

  • so the guy in the suit that is on stage doing something in front for like a minute...what is that all about???

  • So now i have an idea of how Maynard has sex. Its perfect.

  • I think that would be a dream come true.

  • It's staged. Fuckin cool, but staged. He wouldn't have been escorted so casually off the stage at the end.

  • Great merge of the two different caps out there. Well done to the creator of this vid.

  • Tool = God

  • 4:10 humping motion going on there? i think yes... lucky ass bitch

  • regardless if it was staged, its still amazing, arent performances supposed to be staged anyways. Thats why they call it a stage.

  • i wouldnt care if I was the fan hahaha I be like kick ass bc he was prob fucked up on drugs

  • It almost looks like Maynard had the mic wire wrapped around the guy's neck choking him with it.

  • This wasn't staged, it's obvious that Maynard is really hurting this guy. Plus if you've ever been on stage during a concert it is deafening to the ears, and Maynard is literally screaming through the mic in this guy's ear and the guy is barely moving. If you had someone screaming through a mic into your ear on a stage you'd be trying like hell to get away instead of laying there like a limp dick.

  • @VenusnErnie i would fuck sara jessica parker to be that dude.....

  • This wasnt staged man, maynard is a martial artist or used to be and practised judo, that take down looked painful to be staged, second, funny enough at the end maynard sings to the guy " remember ill always love you, even if tear ur fucking throat away, it will end no other way...."

  • @Toolguitarplayer Maynard calls him The Great Pretender at the end. I think that is the admission that it was staged right there.

  • @simonnaylor "The Great Pretender" refers to the dude I cut out of the video. In which case, yes, THAT part was staged.

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  • damn...i know i shouldn't try to give maynard a hug anytime lol

  • I love how Maynard kicks the guy in the nuts at 3:29.  Classic!

  • He can't chew gum and walk at the same time, but by god he can sing and basically murder a fan at the same time! Badass.

  • Im sure Maynard Laid a few smacks when the lights went down

  • This is fantastic.

  • You gotta be a special kind of stupid to take on Maynard.

    1. Practices Brazillian Jujuitsu

    2. Takes his 'work' VERY seriously.

    3. Has NO patience for blatant displays of ignorance.

    4. And is overall a very private person. ***Usually near the back of the stage during a performance.

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  • I like his weird little crouch walk.

  • @Zyeal

    And I also like the fact that he finishes the song even tho that happened. Now that's skill and detication.

  • he trains under rickson gracie!he is a bonified GRACIE JUI JITSU FIGHTER!he kicks ass!!!!

  • that was crazy thankyou so much for the compilation that was insane!

  • I heard this happened in Kelowna BC, Canada is this true?

  • look at maynards back, it's like a snake, it is slithering. that is fucking awesome..

  • @mrskeletonkey it a scorpion man!

  • in some parts in the shadows, it seems like keenans aura stands out beyond the darkness -6:18 to 6:28- for like 10 seconds. his inner chakras... at 3:56 look at his hair, it's swaying with so much energy.

  • there's this thing when you go to concerts: it's called lighting, and it usually shines on shit. it's not his "inner chakra" or any of that bs

  • @ace76543 LMAO

    Yeah, when i saw Tool in concert he had his skin painted blue and his chakra's pointed out as orange. When the lighting would hit his body, he would look transparent. It looked awesome. Am pretty damn sure it was the lighting and that he didn't magically become a ghost ;)

  • @ace76543 Ha ha

  • @ace76543 Ha ha

  • "the guy on the floor was my boyfriend" haha yes. you wanted a show, you got one. pretty much anything this guy does.... you'd still think he was a god or something. you say "jump" so he jumps and you throw your money at him. can't think of a better way to earn a paycheck...

    i'm with you. maybe not on the god part, but so far its been worth the 13 bucks in my opinion, and thats all that matters to me....

  • that´s a real show! thanks maynarD!

  • nah maynard is god

  • @ RosettaStoned Come on, God? Putting musicians on pedestals again. Look i love Tool but when he spends to much time making wine and then drops a bomb like 10,000days...

    People take my opinion like i hate Tool. Before 10,000days Tool hadnt made 1 bad song EVER. I could listen to every Tool song all the thru w/ out pause and enjoy it, and Lateralus was the culmination. Anyway DAMN hadnt seen this video before, i didnt think he was going to continue singing!!!!

  • I'll agree with you on your first point, but fuck you, 10,000 days was a great album. Perhaps not the best, but certainly no 'bomb'.

  • Lost in all the other fun stuff: Justin has little devil horns on his head @7:26

  • I hope I don't jinx this but if this gets 100 comments or 20,000 views before being either muted or removed I'll be a happy man.

    I think it'd be best remembered by the number 5 comment. Thank you, @daveyjones69

  • @deederdude

    Why would it get muted? It doesn't contain audio from UMG. It is a live version of Pushit and it is impossible for them to own that audio. The audio would actually belong to who ever recorded it and since he isn't selling it, it shouldn't be taken down from here.

  • @deederdude WIN!

  • @deederdude Why the superstition? Jinxing isn't real.

  • @SalSanMar3 You, my friend, are apparently correct as both goals have been exceeded! Thanks for being awesome.

  • @deederdude Haha you're welcome.

  • That was a Judo trow lol.

  • Yes it was a O goshi i think.

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  • its what he learned from Rickson Gracie.... he trains mjk in Brazilian jujitsu

  • he used to be a marine

  • @ace76543 Close. He was in the army, not the marines.

  • @Boljarin Close, but Maynard actually practices Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

  • lmao

    I see a lot of people calling this man "Lucky." I don't think Maynard meant for him to enjoy this.

  • @Sarahon06 Making it the best live Tool song/video ever...

  • @Sarahon06

    This is staged... The lyrics go perfectly with the "take-down" and dominance. It's "Pushit" after all. Besides, it's EXTREMELY HARD as a fan to get onto the stage. & if you did, and anyone (incl. the artist) started to assault you and/or choke you, Security WOULD HAVE to do something about it, failing which everyone could get sued for a hearty four or five figure $ amount.

    This is cool and Tool is fucking awesome, but I'm not the type who'd love to get humped by ANYONE EVER :-P

  • @Erotomaniax Just because the dude was cool enough to not sue doesn't make this event staged...and besides, if you were paying attention, not one but two fans made it on stage - also at the end, Maynard said that guy was his bf, so it's all good anyway XP

  • @deederdude

    I still think this is staged dude :-) But I guess only Maynard, the person connected to the ass being humped, and a few other people know for sure :-)

  • @deederdude

    However IF this were real, then security MISERABLY failed at their job that night! Which is why I think it verges way more toward being fake. Also it's not about the fact that the man-connected-to-the-ass-being­-humped didn't sue, but more about the POSSIBILITY that Tool + security + venue owner could be sued for this. Eventualities like this HAVE TO be covered, else it'd be chaos out there!

  • @deederdude

    But as you said yourself whatever, Maynard said that guy was his bf, so it's all good anyway :-)

  • @Erotomaniax

    I may not ever liked to get humped by anyone....But I would definately let Maynard hump me. And yes I would Love it.

  • @Erotomaniax I'm just saying the barricades are in place for a reason. If some jackass decides their placement isn't justified and gets his retarded ass choked out, he pretty much can't sue.

  • @Erotomaniax I'm just saying the barricades are in place for a reason. If some jackass decides their placement isn't justified and gets his retarded ass choked out, he pretty much can't sue.

  • @frostymilk123106

    If u broke in and entered my house tomoro and I broke ur neck, u could still press charges as well as sue me!! Even tho you broke in and entered. My only defence then would be that I acted in self-defence because you were about to attack me. But it's not as easy as it sounds.

    Ur charges of burglary would be processed in parallel but wouldn't affect my own charges of assault and battery.

    Hence, before the law, assaulting a fan is VERY rarely justifiable, barricades or not...

  • This is amazing, and I'd give my left arm to be placed in that guys position! Took down by God himself.

    amazing.

  • didnt miss a beat.....

  • yes he did

  • lol.. i wish i was that fan RAWR! lol

  • "The dude in the suit who comes out on stage is Nathan and I cut him out because he sucks" hahahah sweet bro

  • What a lucky bastard that fan is.

  • I really don't think I would mind Maynard riding me like that and screaming in my ear.

  • I love the way Maynard and the fan respect the music.Maynard continues w/out missing and the fan allowing him to do so by just lying there.Goes to show MJK is a real person and does apprect. his fans. At the same time hes not an idiot still kept that fan down, never know what hes got in his pocket!! MJK has a great humor. Love to have him ride me like that!!LOL !!GO Maynard All more heighted respect

  • ooohhhh, yeah. I can't wait till his wine is ready.....

  • Bout time I get to see the whole video I love this song!

  • I love Brazilian jiu jitsu and I love tool. Fuckin Amazing.

  • Guess the guy didnt know Maynard did martial arts...

  • That is ironic that the song is about a stalker, and Maynard gets into an insedent of that nature. Yes. Every time.

  • Oye amigo, pero, no entiendo que es lo que le hace al fan, =/ tengo duda, porque despues no se puede levantar

  • OMG. That is my favorite Tool song..if Maynard was riding my back while singing it..I would have straight up died of a heart attack that night. What a lucky ass that guy was!!!!

  • @Michestrad also my favorite song, so badass that it happened to be to this song that he hip tosses and slpas a fan in a choke hold.

  • i drum cover this song and i never feel bore playiing this song......some hidden energy is presnt in this song!!

  • why did you cut the video off right there...he says..."my boyfriend.....can't staaannnd to be without me"

    funny shit. Dam I love tool

  • HAHAHA i love maynard he's so fucking hilarious that guy got his ass kicked out of no were lol lmfao god damn he's a bad ass

  • hahahaha! he really put him somewhere he don't wanna be!

  • music from the GODS

  • stage security failed hardcore for this to happen

  • tool is the best band around..these days bands sound all the same...no one sounds like tool...and tool songs have so much meaning..

  • Ya exept Maynard's other bands like Puscifer and Perfect circle :) still i think Tool is the best

  • theres no way to fake what maynard does

  • It's hard enough to sound good standing up live, but to do it while handling a fan, that's talent :]

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  • ...would have been pretty inappropriate though!

  • You're correct. The themes of that song definitely deal with serious things like child sexual abuse. I should have thought before I typed.