Skyrim Dec 19th Live Stream

[rambo5271]

Dont kill the fox A** Wipe

[kennyiscool98]

hey that was inapproriate i was laughing so hard

[slimkilla23]

idk whos worse the mom or woody lmao

[slimkilla23]

Woody is the only guy that gets away with stealing shit so casually infront of a whole town !

[MrStogie101]

in the begining i was yelling "HIT B DDUMBASS"

[TheMessyZebra]

the tags have nothing to do w/ the vid no skyrim in there *moneywhore*

[xXMajorOwnage4Xx]

Uhhhhhh...............Woody...­.I beg to differ. I died in the opening cutscene.....now it wont let me play game anymore :(

[xBadgerOG]

@xXMajorOwnage4Xx lololol me too

[mryohan23]

you should show us the house

[mryohan23]

nice

[mryohan23]

there is a pull to open the door



[mryohan23]

just press a one time kk

[matt8ny]

dumb braud



[GREENandYELLOW80]

cmon woody i love ur vids but read the manual that comes with it before livestreaming

[MGameover]

1:03:34 GROSE

[gophermaster]

The more I watch this, the more I bemoan the future of games. A grown ass man who goes out of his way to ignore all instruction given to him in dialogue is stumped when a shiney GO HERE marker doesn't appear. What a fucking putz. And I don't blame it on COD either, I play the shit out of those games, this guy is just short bus material.

[Greenbeans51]

@gophermaster Just dont feed the trolls.

[gophermaster]

One man confronts his crippling inability to read and comprehend simple English instructions.

[brandon20435]

woody in cod4 u die in the opening credits

[XxTheAmericanGamerxX]

3:37 I'm thinking of being a viking *facepalm*

[Schlepian]

I was laughing so hard watching this. I swear Woody didn't do anything right his first time, Literally found every wrong way to do everything. 

[arylorenzo]

woody, you should make a Lets Play!!!

[kalofimi]

strange... I can't watch in 720p

[OutdoorsAndSuch]

I'm chuckling because he has no idea who Ulfric Stormcloak is

[TheEliteop1]

Ya well my dagger does 41 damage.

[Martinello20]

omg at the beginning i thougth OMG HE FAILS SO F*ING HARD...... skyrim was my first TES, and my 2nd rpg (first one was fable) but even i got the controls rigth in like a min

[freshupfrommyfeetup]

@Martinello20 i love fable well the 1st and 3rd atlest the 2nd one sucked XD

[terminalblue]

Makes me want to throttle somebody with the nearest blunt object. Who it is doesn't matter.

[TTut21]

Here you go jack ass you can have it I give up. Holy fuck

[TTut21]

ROFL this whole thing killed me! HAHA

[piscaloni]

how long does it take to decorate a 3 foot tall tree? lol

[Blackopsmaster68]

Lol! Woody grabs Mrs. Gamertag's tits while the daughter is looking at them!

[IVIaximumEfficiency]

GUYS. check out my channel if you want to avoid all of the mistakes that Woody is making in Skyrim!! Thanks :)

[THEFunnyRandomz]

JOIN STORMCLOAKS

[J4m3s711]

Woody makes lockpicking look hard :P

[JayCPenny32]

who else is screaming at woody through this whole thing

[xBadgerOG]

@JayCPenny32 yes definitely yes i screamed my nuts off and my mom got scared

[kicken41]

T-bag lawl

[TheNashpotatoes123]

U might no this now but wen ur fighting someone if u hold the melee button it's a heavy attack

[TheNashpotatoes123]

No offense but I have never ever played elder scrolls and my first time was last week (skyrim) and I was so much better :(

[Br0keneye]

@TheNashpotatoes123 me to

[TheNashpotatoes123]

I love watching the faces u make in these videos :D

[colbykinz1]

this was the most painful and noobish video of all time. please note the lack of leveling up!

[THEFunnyRandomz]

@colbykinz1 did you hear him speak at the start, his new give him a break

[alextlbass]

1:03:34

[skrillex0395]

woody was being a noob and holding the button when you just press it

[RedTeamOmega]

Terrible

[Snipechine]

2:04:00 remind me so much loooooooool

[xAKxxAKx]

Sexy family

[FPSgriffy]

Lol you dont use magic

[WakeboardFallz]

lmao. Did i just die or did I kill a guy? Oh I killed a guy.

[ben123423]

ude ur torch

[EruptionButton]

When will there be more Skyrim streaming?

[pokelover32]

He totaly plays this as a first person shooter... I didnt even know that was possible... "Oh im hurting my teammates..." "He took credit for the final blow!" "A stryker would have been realy useful."

[kccnut79]

Woody... WOW. lmao

[RonnyWho]

WHY U SO BAD AT GAMES?

[ColaRaf]

this was painful to watch haha

[geauxgeauxtigers]

i love you woody but you are s SUPER NOOB AT SKYRIM

[SkipMACD]

lol @22:36

[minegameboy]

Hey I'm starting stuff like that you should check my channel an vids

[uihks]

@BrokenPlushiesDreams Well duh, teenagers are better at learning video games

[Mightycrazy22]

Hahalike 3 months ago When I was plain and got to the waterfall part I did the same thing I looked all around never saw it and walked all the way back and back agin and finally found it.

[unknownorigin2012]

Kinda made me cringe watching you make a bunch of blunders and mistakes but pretty funny otherwise

[Mr90sGamer]

great video!! Come by my channel I am doing the same thing! I am doing my own playthrough too!! Woohoo

[minegameboy]

When u hold a u hold it not put it in ur inventory tap a TAP IT DAMMIT

[EpicOwned1]

The gaurdian stones activate them

[BaySiqkmeNawt]

PRESS B Woody, Press B !!

[milgroun]

In 2 and a half hour you didnt know how to level up

:D

[ErikIsYoDaddy]

Can someone tell me where the waterfall joke came from?

[metallic480]

Nice tags douche

[AlbatrossHD]

@BrokenPlushiesDreams Why do we need to know your gender? It's completely irrelevant and seems attention seeky

[BrokenPlushiesDreams]

I'm a 15 year old girl and when I started this game I didn't have any problems catching onto the instructions, but then I watch a bunch of videos made by youtube commentators and they are just like: HOLYBABYRAPTORGEZUZ HOW DOES THIS WORK?! D:

No offense Woody, I LOVE your videos, but this just confuses me. :/

[Croatian4life2406]

fuck watching this was funny, you rock woody :D

[DarkCookieHD]

At the start, u missed 3 minor healing potions, magicka potion and stamina lol:)

[92bertoMr]

One of the most frustrating things i've watched

[garypatersonschannel]

Your clock doesnt seem to work...

[Jay2Twisted]

i was screaming "TAP A! TAP A! TAP A!

[mitchissound]

great Im away all saturday i wanted to play with woody

[tawnyclawx]

And they say that Black Ops maps are dreary. Look at this place.

[WontonSurprise]

@tawnyclawx You probably haven't played Skyrim yet, or you don't understand video game memory. If you've played Skyrim, you'll know how big the area is. It can take 20 minutes to get to another city, getting over mountains, defeating bandits, killing dragons. Of course the graphics aren't as good as Call of Duty graphics, but the gameplay is much more interesting. Also, not a Skyrim fan boy. I'm actually a huge CoD fan, almost 6th prestige in MW3.

[tawnyclawx]

@WontonSurprise They could've added some color and smiles, but everyone is frowning, and it looks so brown and gray.

[jalapalois1]

this is so frustrating to watch...

[mryohan23]

@jalapalois1 

[rockmad]

your wife made more progress in five minutes than you did in an hour woody hahaha

[yourname240]

OMG!!!!!! i know its a new game and i haven't played it yet either but you are an idiot. read before you move on in the game. jeez you frustrate me so much........... sorry for yelling........

[xOwned247x]

1:24:00

[Rajnumber11]

at 1:03:34, Woody touches his wifes bewb... :)

[CptMartha]

@Rajnumber11 Wife? That's not his mom? Damn

[redmcmxxcii]

@Rajnumber11 Correction, he grabbed a handful and took it with him.

[MrBlackmagic4911]

Many bottles of vodka were drunk to keep me up.

[TheFahiMRme]

thumbs up 4 the noob woody

[SwiftysX]

1:24:00

[octagonaldrop6]

Woody, you noob!

[slydude71]

lol i had already done the golden claw quest and when he told me to get the tablet IRL i said uhhh uhh dont i have that?

[Hollowkarl]

your the best Woody :D

[mrknutzzon]

Funniest shit ever.. His wife is so not into videogames!! Love u woody!

[famousspotter]

If u like skyrim please check out my channel

[drplbiftin]

You're rushing through it not taking care or time with anything like exploration, taking items, learning skills etc. This isn't COD ffs! Stop rushing. You're missing out on so much.

[drplbiftin]

This was painful to watch at the beginning.

[TheSplendidSpiders]

Woody fast traveled to the guardian stones, runs away, and then fast travels there again...

[MrSnowboarder1928]

When he didn't know how to get he is sword equipped and I was like screaming PRESS B WOODY Haha

[CreatureBrowncat]

NOOOOO YOU CHOSE IMPERIALS

[FearGFX]

woody i LMAO'd in how you had to discover some of the stuff early on :P i bought skyrim myself couple days ago on a steam holiday special and i ran into some of this stuff myself... but being on a computer makes this game easier :P i like to put it up when im playing skyrim on my second screen to have something going on when traveling to new locations

[Sirmllss]

noob :D

[TheRocketToMars]

what about whiteboy christmas ornaments?



[ChoppahFace]

this is what COD does to you, mess up your brain :P

[crazyyoyoer37]

a bong? trollolol

[xmirich]

if you have trouble try lowering the difficulty to like apprentice

[iJ0SsH]

i don't know about you guys but i can pick locks easily. i was generally shouting at the screen when he was doing the lock picks lol, shame i wasn't there during the stream although he wasn't refreshing it =[

[calian0770]

@DreddWolff fuck you!

[FoRcEOnslaught]

how did he not understand that pressing a picks up an item

[xXFrankyEmFutproXx]

lmao woody: 360 no scope

[Bake2Shake]

haha woody u boss who needs the items dropped the enemy

[addking90]

U hav to combine to get the effect



[gabedamien]

Everyone else was having aneurisms watching this, but I actually had a lot of fun watching you stumble towards Skyrim mastery. LOL.

[aquamarrocks]

i love it when newbies play skyrim love the video

[aquamarrocks]

i love it when newbies play skyrim love the video

[8588loki]

im so addicted to skyrim that i watched this at work because i couldnt play

[go2google22]

I was yelling TAP X the whole time....i was dying.

[Spallone17]

For the love of god press B!

[Wingnutjojo]

@Spallone17 lol ikr

[stephielove12]

@TheAlphaBroseidon i know right, but i'm just generally really shitty at video games x)

[readthwq]

0:26:04 Skyrim uses game dialog! It's super effective!

[benJAMMIN745]

Woody you are such a derp in Skyrim

[hoverkingjr]

I feel like bashing my head into a steel door...

[TheAlphaBroseidon]

woody why is everyone in your family so gosh damn sexy

[IceCreamCakeSauce]

@TheAlphaBroseidon Pedophile? Also I agree.

[ncmorris1820]

nords are just jealous cause wood elfs have swag :)

[kgotter]

Skyrim is beast. 

[MrAbeMonster]

i love your videos

[Weeiwei]

ugh woody.. Tap not hold.. press B to equip stuff.. you change the direction of the top pin and the lock will turn more and more if you are turning the lockpick in the right direction... and lastly follow the black and white marker to follow quests and USE TRAILS.. I know he probably knows this now but i had to get it off my chest..

[benJAMMIN745]

I was laughing the whole time you were trying to equip the armor and sword

[benJAMMIN745]

everyone always says something about getting their own head-box lol

[ncmorris1820]

@TheHaloslicer bro chill out its a joke, its not like its hurting anything

[BioFizz]

this makes me feel so much better about myself

[WeLostDomOG]

i would never be a nord to cocky and bitchy

[felopia1]

@TheFraz13 I didn't know that

[kickalotaazz]

woody cant pick locks worth shit

[52wse]

Woody, jarl is pronounced yarl

[GRWS95]

Pay attention woody!!!!

[MrAnimeScott]

when woody was trying to take the potion i kept yelling "TAP A DON'T HOLD IT DOWN!!" It's hilarious and frustrating to watch! XD

[Palinourios]

Y ARE U SO FUCKING DUMB

[moritzpbbarvencik]

@Palinourios atleast he can speak english:D

[madhen78]

Guy: who are you ?

Woody: I amWoody, i am on youtube ;) lmao

[MrWalnut4]

Oh god, I don't know how much longer I can take screaming at my monitor...

[Wildanimal144]

it took copious amounts of alcohol to watch this stream

[IllusionaryBowman]

@Wildanimal144 haha I hear you therem Im drunk and high as hell and this is the funniest shit Ive ever seen

[ReKleZKaNgArOo]

is woody fuckin redarted i love hum and his videos but he suxs at this game

[MrBlueberrynugget]

I really do love watching his vids but does anyone notice that when you have this game and you see this you naturally swear at him and get pissed off?

[thtprsn98]

"did i just steal everything this poor old women has" goes back and steals more

[Ate0Bits0da0Sh1t]

o my god i got so angry watching woody fail

[InvaderZHD]

-.- clicked away when he said 'what? was i not supposed to steal from you?' Stick to cod Woody.

[eegnoah]

Why are all adults så @$%#ing slow??? Any child would have found out how to pick stuff up in 5 secs

[IceCreamCakeSauce]

@eegnoah He's 7037 years old cut him some slack it's amazing e isn't a draugr. Skyrim reference!

[molsko]

laughing so hard so awsome more!!!

[lobsterairsoft499]

unexceptional is an understatement

[GndFproductions]

1:03:38 boob slap

[SuperSk33t]

i love it when people dont read the manual lol.

[benJAMMIN745]

@SuperSk33t He read the manual several times.

[sECUREij]

@ 18:39 Woody the king of fail trash talk, I fucking love this guy No Sarcasm All Homo

[bagabuns]

@sECUREij THANK YOU THIS VIDEO wouldnt work till I clicked on your comment THANK YOU!!!!

[codkiller360]

ooohhhh HE JUST DID THAT!

[sECUREij]

damn Woody when he said he didn't don his robe and pointy hat in years I thought he was joking, now I know he wasn't

[CJlane5555]

I feel like a black person at the movies the way im yelling at my monitor trying to help you woody!

[sECUREij]

@4:39 Woody "Why is this guy not scared at all"

Dumbledore "Because to the well organized mind death is the next great adventure"

[xXCODELITEFANBOYXx]

i got epic daedric armor and normal daedric helmet!

[Ozznize]

lol at 25:13 "use right to lotate" xD

[james9333333333]

EPIC FAIL!!!! tap A not hold A and dont say ur bad ass for atacking you teamate!!! lol i love you woody

[james9333333333]

@james9333333333 p.s. you never equipeted armor

[Exterminator1123]

Woody try using Magic it helps and when you press B go up to see LEVEL UP AND CHOOSE SOMETHING THERE TO IMPROVE ON

[weinsecure]

HAHAHAAHAHAHA woody your the best hahaha

[gam3r4lif3CoD]

I love you Woody