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  • i used to go for bbqs all the time at that park! :)

  • This is BEST :D

  • SHOCKOFGOD IS A FAGGOT.

    1GOD1JESUS IS MUCH BETTER.

  • George Bush was a good president? OK, this must be bullshit....

  • @GooGooGooGahGahGah plus he makes $4k a month from it

  • @GooGooGooGahGahGah Somebody has issues.

  • LOL, i love this guys vids LOL, awesome! i think i pissed myself...

    (im so happy theres folks out there that believe in imaginary people that live in the clouds,, otherwise we wouldnt have anyone to make fun of).

    p.s. im flying overseas tommorow- i cant wait to look out the plane window and finaly get to see god, i wanna ask him how he hides from the satellites

  • Is that at Mt. Glorious in qld?

  • i saw jesus' peeeeniiiiiis XDDDDDD

  • nice car, nice house, nice motorcycle. Seems you have allot of nice things..

  • lol, he always licks his finger after a piss

  • Thanks for opening my eyes to the fact that we cannot see God or Jesus!

    I don't know what we would have done without you...

  • This reminds me of a Religous Gayer Older Fred...... and yet I find myself really digging it!

  • I'm glad to see Jesus looking so well, the last time I saw his picture he looked like he'd been f*cking crucified.

  • @colourmegone *Ba-Dum-DIIISH!*

  • 2:35 when he has those glasses on he looks just like Adam from Mythbusters.

  • I cant get over how funny this is.

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  • @abx547 That was a mispelling, he was meant to put cockofgod, you know what these fundies are like lol.

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  • You're a trip.

    Hey, if you're ever in the US again, anywhere around the Baltimore area, give me a holler. We'll have a few beers and then go out looking for Jesus in the Inner Harbor.

  • @Astrobrant2 OHHHH so that is where Jesus hangs out Baltimore! I have been to the AP there a number of times and often see Amish people hanging around, so they are looking for Jesus are they?!!! One thing for sure he does not come to UT.

  • @DiverforPort hey, glad to see you here :)

  • Your title should be"Crusin w/ the Devil"!

    Because that's what who you hang with.

    You are a liar & there is no truth in you.

  • dis is fukun bad assssssssss.fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­k

  • The Bible says that those who are to perish look upon the Lord Jesus as foolishness. You need to remember who the Lord is and cease your scoffing. God loves you and all people. "Whosoever believes in Him shall not perish but have Eternal Life!" I will pray for you friend. God loves you and will forgive you for scoffing if you repent. God Bless You!

  • God probably hate all religious people because they don't enjoy his creation. Religious people will go to hell if they don't repent from their sinful wishes; "Oh your reality is nice and stuff, but I don't like it much, and I don't want to waste my life focusing on this life, instead I will bang my head against a wall, smack my face on a book and prey towards direction X in hope that you will take me from this shithole you made!"

  • @GnosticAtheist Friend, the fruits of the spirit, as we are told in Galatians are "love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control." The saved and those who live according to God's purpose know no fear nor pain. I spend many hours a week walking in our local park reading my Bible and enjoying the beautiful Creation the Lord God has put here for us. And if you think that is beautiful, heaven will be infinity more wondrous. God Bless You!

  • @AisulosDaimonion The problem is, obviously, that I need evidence for the original claim "God exists", then the evidence must be "what belief is correct" then "why this system and what is the purpose of this system when it is clearly not needed".

  • @GnosticAtheist The Lord God gave us all evidence in his one and only Son, Jesus Christ and his resurrection from the dead!

  • @AisulosDaimonion What you claim to believe is not Jesus, but someone telling you stories, and a book made to control the public during the area of Constantine.

    You hold a possible fabrication as truth, yet claim that you have Ιησούς in your spirit. You feel it, yet you feel it in hylic. How do you separate and know?

    Who owns the world?

  • @AisulosDaimonion And I'm sure the purported resurrections of Osiris, Krishna, and Dionysus are happy coincidences? The Jesus character of the New Testament is simply another man/god in a long list of man/gods that predate Christianity. This character is a savior/hero archetype...

  • shadow?

  • oh god wat

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  • im scared now

  • BAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA­AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA

    HERO

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHHA!

  • There are seriously people that dont realize this is satire?

  • YOU FUCKIN NUTTER....

  • LMFAO man! A great laugh over brekky. Bonza!

    Loved your ride mate, so did Jesus, he’s a lad isn’t he?

    Cheers!

  • lol you look like the village people in that helmet.. :S

  • lololol This guy is both scary and funny ^^*

  • Love your laugh!!!!

  • clearly he is messed up in the head...

    I would pay this guy money if you would stop making videos.

    I bet his parents are so ashamed of him o_o

  • @kaileyReff he is a christian that believes in jesus, so he must be completely fucked in the head

  • YUR SO FUNNY IMAO YOUR SSSSSSSSSO AWESOMMMMMME

  • haha ahhhhhh I never get tired of watching this video, haha smooches haven't stopped by in awhile had to see my bud. take care ya bloke

  • Hey buddy, er, I mean mate, are you okay? You haven't put out a video in a while. Hope everything's cool with you.

  • What he didn't turn your piss into wine, what a cheapskate. What type of bike is that?

  • Impressive! For someone who admittedly doesn't care about God and religeon, you sure know the Christian religion and your Bible verses. Why spend so much time making videos to disprove God, when you "don't care"? You're as see through as a glass wall buddy!

  • @bobsmith314159265359 you are the cut and paste king!, go fuck yourself cunt

  • @bobsmith314159265359 Probably because it's funny!

    Maybe he's a former believer, who knows.  He probably won't answer you because you're a moron.

  • @TempleOfSin Really? Judging by you're user name, you're still in high school. Grow up!

  • @bobsmith314159265359 My guess would be that you are a believer, considering the recent activity listed on your Youtube user page. Are you responding to me because you disagree with my attitude towards your religion?

    Regarding my age, I am 31 years old. But thank you for denigrating the merit of my response based on a blind assumption of my age. I guess you fell a bit short there! Btw, go ahead and google my Youtube handle.

    I called Bobsmith3141592653 a moron because he behaves like one.:)

  • @TempleOfSin Yes, I knew exactly how old you are when I made that comment. I wasn't blindly guessing at your age. I said that because it seems immature to me that you would pick that name, being that you're 31. I responded to you because you called me a moron based on one comment; and yet the moron posting these videos seems perfectly normal to you??? Have you seen his other vids?  He acts either bipolar or schizophrenic, and if you think that's normal, there's something wrong with you too.

  • @bobsmith314159265359 It's called comedy, don't take everything so seriously.

    Have you googled my user handle yet?

  • it's sad seeing these people try and reassure themselves there is no Jesus or God.

  • @mh4777abc Tell me about it.

  • Jesus IS hung like a fucking horse.

  • youve gone to far this time! how dare you look at the lords cock,you blasphemous prick , just you keep it up sooner or later god will do you in,it may take 60 or 70 years but it will happen...........STUPID!

  • Satire

  • haha

  • Your videos are hilarious. Thanks.

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  • gay

  • Oh shit, this is STILL Oscar-worthy. I've watched this at least 20 times.

  • I did not see an extra helmet. How fucking DARE you give a ride to our Savior without an extra helmet and some leathers!!!

  • aussieland looks nice

  • not gonna lie you are a bastard and i am a christian...but you are a funny bastard

  • Dude! I love your videography, Funny as HELL yes. but u have skills to have filmed all that on ur own! THUMBS UP DUDE!

  • well? what did it look like? does he manscape?

  • This video reminds me of when I was a kid and I had an imaginary friend which I had based off of Squanto, an American Indian who helped the Pilgrims by teaching them how to survive. I had learned about him from a documentary about the first Thanksgiving. I was a nerdy fucking kid.

    I would pretend that he went everywhere with me and he had to eat with me whenever I ate. It drove my family insane.

  • @shrikechan Well at least you showed some imagination, as long he is no longer with you you were quite a normal child.

  • Does the pope shit in the woods?

  • I hope Jesus was not wearing sandals.

  • Jesus fires all my cylinders. Let's all stop for a moment and praise His holy name.

  • Ahh blasphemy, sweet blasphemy! Greg, I'm Brice... a friend of Missy's from WV here in the states. Your videos are have been the topic of choice between my friends and I. From one actor to another: well done, sir!

  • HILARIOUS!

  • cough cough, too scared to discuss?

  • I am.

  • You mad fucker!!!

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  • too damn funny!

  • lol... I love you.

  • LOL xD

  • I love 00:53.

    You make me laugh, wait till I post my ATV vids keeping the grass maintained with Jesus.

    I hope my dude still has the footage.

    You will like the bikes on my page.

    ...go see!

    Great channel man!

  • LOLLOLOLOLOLOL .

    YOU JIZZED YOURSELF IN 2:05 - 2:11

    you say you hate gays , well ..

    what the hell was that man ?

    fucking fail.

  • lol, i am constantly amazed at how stupid some people are that watch my videos, but you mate are possibly the stupidest

  • Obviously.

  • @1GOD1JESUS thanks for the laughs, found your channel the other day and loving every video. keep it up!

  • @1GOD1JESUS Either that or epic troll. But I think you are correct. :D

  • Are you another homophobe? Seems like it to me from your comment.

  • @everkins That comment made me lol as much as this video! :D

  • @GnosticAtheist People do tend to make dumb comments.

  • @everkins *cough* satire *cough*

  • Ah, another excuse to watch this one again.

    Greg - One day you and I shall get utterly fucking ripped together.

  • sure man, ill get off the wagon for a session with ya :)

  • @NonStampCollector I wish i could do that with either of you ahaha

  • "You better duck, I see atheists ahead" LOL You better thank your good father they did'nt see you

  • OOOH Jesus! , LOL

  • hahahhahahahahha looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­l... hahahah

  • Funny stuff

  • Legendary. I salute you!

  • You should take Jesus for a ride up to Mt Tamborine and show him the Witches Falls. Then while you are bonding with him you should ask him why he allows pedo priests in churches worldwide to prey on the vunerable.

    Great upload..!!!

  • Still loving this one. So many classic moments.

  • photo..

    THAD is a Fundie trying to portray himself as an Atheist & saying we're giving Athesits a bad image with such videos, yada, yada, yada.

    It's a crock of shit. He's trying to game you!

  • I wasn't talking about the video, the video was fucking hilarious, what i didn't like was photo going around telling people "there is no god, and if you believe in it your a fool" trying to provoke a negative response from christians.

  • SSoooooo fuckin funny bro love it

  • "that is tight"

    ...cringes

  • Lol Interesting video. Nothing Thadi0us and photolitherland should feel so emotional about as to argue like morons through comments. Lol.... You both deserve cockslaps! :D And maybe jesus's penis will do that task.

  • LMAO

  • to photolitherland-

    Fuck you, people like you are ostracizing atheist from society, when you do that shit.

  • When you go around saying shit like that you make us look bad, that gets people pissed off, then you wonder why people think badly of us.

  • THAD

    U ain't no Atheist, not talking like that.

    Take that BS somewhere else.

  • I believe atheist should stop acting like trolls, so we aren't completely ostracized by society, therefore I believe in god. whaaaa????, I suggest you take your BS somewhere else.

  • THIS VIDEO IS SATIRICAL, and also you made a false assertion as to the existence of god, you don't know if god doesn't exist, now please stop making atheists look like trolls.

  • THAD

    I'm saying there ain't no Xian god, that's all we need to know!!

  • This video is satirical , you make atheist look bad when you act like such an up tight bitch.

  • STFU you retard.

  • Hahhahaha!!, just plain awesome!

  • You haven't lived until you've showered with Jesus. He really gets in there and washes all those spots. If you know what I mean?

    It's funny though, he'd rather shower with me than my wife. I've never felt closer to Jesus.

  • LOL I hadn't seen this one before, Greg - Excellent job! :-)

  • you should have got him to autograph your penis!

  • jesus is cancer

  • You rule man!!

  • ad hom attack already?

    why not make a video for once where you aren't yelling out of anger or trying to make fun of God, whom you will have to answer to someday... i mean, is this the best Atheism has produced in your life?

  • 1god, YOU are the one who is brainwashed to believe Jesus is dead.

    "For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance: that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures, and that he appeared to Peter, and then to the Twelve. After that, he appeared to more than five hundred of the brothers at the same time..."

    1 Corinthians 15:1-6

    The shroud??

  • jesus is NOT real. just be quiet, and let people that arent morons talk please...

  • So what youre saying, is that jesus WAS into sausage fests?

  • jazz..

    U kiddin?? Jebus could inhale some sausage, dude!!

    'Course popa god...yahweh, he could handle the "big" sausages. He was a hundred feet tall, had a long white beard, was invisible, an' everything!

  • func..

    Not U again! U & that fucking shroud!

    Oh, he appeared to 500 ppl cuz it says so in a book!!!

    JC didn't have to die for anything. All god had to do was say..."I forgive you!" Ever consider that genius.

    Human sacrifice, or blood sacrifice, is a pagan thing! Looks like it had a lot of influence on Xianity!

    If U can't enjoy the videos then take a fuckin walk!

  • hold on tight ohh that is tight LOL GREG

  • i took a shit an it went to ur coast full of poop eaters

  • lol! i saw jesus' penis.

    i wonder do christian girls fantasize about J's wad?

  • No, they pray and claim they saw it. XD

    All the Christian girls want to be Mary if you know what I mean :P

  • He came. Unto them.

    In a vision I mean.

  • Yeah, He came unto them, in a vision. And during communion... And at the Youth Concert... And at Sunday mass.

    Lots and lotsa coming-unto-in-visions-ing.

  • @Treytheredrebel umm incest? or do they want pass jesus through their vag?

  • @Treytheredrebel

    well all the christian guys wanna be mary too... well the catholic ones anyway...

  • LOL

  • praise JEBUS!!!!!!

  • Ah crap I just trawled through this thread and looked at some of your posts and clearly I have been wasting my time.

    To quote 1GOD1JESUS

    "WE HAVE A HEADCASE HERE"

  • tielec you state "The shroud has been replicated using techniques only available in the middle ages." ????

    What are you talking about mate?? LOL

    Are you from earth?

    can you source these "replications" and did they produce the same phenomena as the shroud of Turin? yeah in your dreams...

    lol

    nice try again....

  • watch some discovery channel you tool. i seen the same shit.  they replicated it using several methods of textile. i wasted a perfectly good toque when i read this shit.

  • bentonhunter "watch some discovery channel "

    The source you quote is simply a lie. The shrouds image has NEVER been duplicated. Nice try ,

    ps do some research before you make a fool of yourself further. ok?

  • GAWD Greggy - You've outdone yourself with this one. :-)

  • LOL!!

    jealous....

  • 2:06 is sooo fucken funny! AHHAHAHHAH

  • 1 god you state: "ask him for yourself and see what its reply is"

    Here's what I get mate,

    "But I will show you whom you should fear: Fear him who, after the killing of the body, has power to throw you into hell. Yes, I tell you, fear him."

    Luke 12:5

    Yup, I fear Him and He certainly doesn't "fear" you. Explanatory enough?

  • listen, im not going to waste my time arguing with a brainwashed religious person who thinks there is a god and if we dont worship him, he will torture us, i dont believe any of it and i never will, if you choose to waste your life doing it then fine, from now on, if you want to argue with me over how im wrong because i dont believe in fairies, please make videos proving your facts,

  • Then Simon Peter, who was behind him, arrived and went into the tomb. He saw the strips of linen lying there, 7as well as the burial cloth that had been around Jesus' head. The cloth was folded up by itself, separate from the linen. 8Finally the other disciple, who had reached the tomb first, also went inside. He saw and believed. 9(They still did not understand from Scripture that Jesus had to rise from the dead.)

  • ""im not going to waste my time"

    Scared of the challenge coward?

  • post it in a video response, or are YOU too scared?

  • All the resources I need are documented in well publicized unbiased tv shows, and pointed out in scripture as I proved last comment. I'll dance with you anytime mate without having my "own vid" so be prepared to loose either way. understand?

    let's begin, The shroud is a linen cloth with an image on it, the image is a negative that turns positive when captured in a photograph, it also has 3 dimensional encoding, meaning it was formed while DRAPED over a 3D object, in this case a man. why so??

  • uh ha, just as l thought, too scared with NO facts or proof, maybe you should ask god to help you make a video response, thats if hes not too busy starving 10 000 children to death every day in africa?

    Good buy my dear friend. l hope you decide to open your mind one day and think for yourself.

  • You state "NO facts or proof"??? LOL

    Are you aware that the Shroud of Turin is the most studied artifact in history and you wan't proof of it's existance? What I present to you through my discourse is referenced to the findingns of teams of scientists, botantists, forensic pathologists, art historians and NASA's STURP team, so why would I make a vid??

    Did you google shroud of Turin yet? lol

  • You do know that the little real science allowed to have been done on the Shroud of Turin by the Catholic church has suggested it's a total fraud, right? It's by no means proof of anything, much less the "most studied artifact in history."

  • exerda you state: "little real science allowed to have been done on the Shroud by the Catholic church"

    Have you been living under a rock? The STURP team from NASA did extensive research and experiments on the shroud in the 70's and determined that the shroud was

    1. NOT a painting

    2. The blood was real

    3. Pollen specimens found on it indeginous to Jerusalem ONLY.

    4. The image itself is a photographic negative that turns positive when a photo of it is taken.

    Does that sound like a "fraud"?

  • "2. The blood was real"

    How did they detect 1965 year old blood?

  • 3. These pollen samples were provided by a known fraudster called Max Frei (which you omit), and were analysed independently and declared deliberately contaminated. The pollen sample is not an accurate reflection of what pollen was thought to be around at that time in that location. Anyone who "identified visually" the types of pollen on the cloth must have superpowered eyes (look for yourself it is online) it is a stretch at best.

  • You state "fraudster called Max Frei "

    Can you prove this assertion? I've never heard any such allegation, how does it affect his research on the shroud? Source your allegation please.

    Are you aware of Dr Avinoam Danin?

    I'll post his research for you.

  • "...Using my data base of more than 90,000 sites of plant distribution, the place that best fits the assemblage of the plant species whose images and often pollen grains have been identified on the Shroud is 10-20 km east and west of Jerusalem. The common blooming time of most of these species is spring = March and April."

    Dr. Avinoam Danin,

    Professor of Botany, Department of Evolution,

    Systematics, and Ecology

    The Hebrew University of Jerusalem

    ps Just coincidently around Easter time

  • Given Frei has been in trouble for faking evidence in criminal cases, his providing any pollen samples carries very little validity. And where's the olive tree pollen, which should be present? Even the pollen as analyzed had evidence of being introduced, vs. originally present. Given you don't understand how science works, I'm sure that will be ignored and meaningless to you and your desire to believe.

  • "The primary goal of STURP was to test the hypothesis that the Shroud's image was painted......The Shroud was observed by visible and ultraviolet spectrometry, infrared spectrometry, x-ray fluorescence spectrometry, and thermography. Later observations were made by pyrolysis-mass-spectrometry, laser­microprobe Raman analyses, and microchemical testing. No evidence for pigments or media was found."

    Ray Rogers

    The image was not painted with any inorganic pigment of an appropriate color.

  • It is a constant source of amusement to me and I am sure many of my fellow atheists, that the believer will simultaneously claim the higher moral ground and then lie to "win the debate". I am pre-supposing that you are a believer, but something tells me this is not exactly a long shot.

    Isn't the truth important to you, you know, finding out what ACTUALLY is true rather than convincing everyone that you are right?

    IMO there is not enough evidence to claim the shroud is Jesus last covering.

  • tielec you state "then lie to "win the debate"

    Wow, that's not nice, what research did you assume is a "lie" ?

    Are you calling the STRUP team liars?

    If so, who do YOU know that has studied the shroud HANDS ON and can you source their rebuttal for us, thanks.

    ps I want names and dates and sourced references of your pathetic allegations.

    Is that too much to ask??

  • funchewy17

    All your assertions which you've cleverly "sourced" derive from research you yourself have not executed upon your own accord. What faculties do you believe you posses that give you the right to digress that I'm a fool?

    My previous response (Discovery) is as substantiated as all the information you keep regurgitating. Take your Pseudo Intellectual bullshit somewhere else. For fucks sake! I go to MIT theres not one fuck-wit who talks like you.

  • you state my research "derive from research you yourself have not executed upon your own accord"

    Duh, no guf, Do you have special access to the Shroud? of course my assertions will be based on the empirical data which is UNBIASED. The STURP team did not consist of Christians. These men had one objective, to determine what caused the image without authenticating it as the burial shroud of Christ.

    MIT?? so what. LOL Are you more credible than STURP?? lol

  • Benton you ask "What faculties do you believe you posses that give you the right to digress that I'm a fool?

    scroll down, "you tool" does that ring a bell??

    I just replaced your "t" with an "f".... rocket science eh smarty pants??

    We'll be waiting for the date and episode name of the show that performed this duplication, alright?

    good luck!! LOL

  • " Nearly thirty species have been identified visually from the Shroud . This correlates significantly with the studies by forensic microscopist Dr. Max Frei, who took sticky tape samples from the Shroud in 1973 and 1978. He found many pollen grains on these tapes, and tentatively identified some fifty-eight genera or species, mostly from plants growing in the Near East. Gundelia tournefortii L., a THORN, is one of the plants whose images I identified near the anatomical right side of the head"

  • exedra is this "too little real science for you"?? LOL

    "the place that best fits the assemblage of the plant species whose images and often pollen grains have been identified on the Shroud is 10-20 km east and west of Jerusalem. The common blooming time of most of these species is spring = March and April."

    Dr. Avinoam Danin,

    Professor of Botany, Department of Evolution,

    Systematics, and Ecology

    The Hebrew University of Jerusalem, Israel

  • Why yes, it is "too little real science." If you don't get that, you don't get how science works, and there's little point in arguing or even trying to explain.

    The few real and meaningful studies allowed by honest researchers (i.e. those not looking to confirm a pre-conceived belief and to honestly investigate the shroud) have dated it to the time of its first appearance, e.g. the 13th century or thereabouts. So, unless Jesus lived only 800 years ago, no dice, so sorry.

  • Exedra, watch my playlist vids and just shut up. You have no clue fool.

    LOL

    ps pay special attention to the last few minutes

  • Ah, the classic, typical, and expected behavior of resorting to ad hominem attacks... good ol' Christian values at work, eh?

  • 1. So what?

    2. the blood is real ? Only two researchers have concluded this, with clearly flawed results - firstly they found it was type AB blood which is commonly considered to have first occurred prior to 700 AD, secondly the blood stains are inaccurate representations of how blood actually oozes, thirdly all other tests have come up negative for blood, and the results these experimenters found could and have been verifiably replicated using ceratin types of paint.