The Devil In My Sugar

[LibertyBelle7]

one time I found a few of these weird bugs in my flour!

[RickyRoo103]

I like cheerios :D

[MegaShadowtail]

this is awsome i hope you make me your friend sometime i love those hats

[MegaShadowtail]

this is awsome i hope you make me your friend sometime

[urielwirthful]

How can the devil take a dump in ur sugar? I'm refferring to @eldiablo247's comment.

[Mikeunderscore]

The only thing that comes out of your mouth is your boyfriends cock!

Merry Christmas.

[sign543]

It made you all hot and moist to imagine and then type that, didn't it?

Happy New Year.

[jazza279]

sorry about those comment su looked gay then u got funny nice job man delete those other messages

[jazza279]

that hat burn it

[Neferkit]

You are so freakin funny! I love it!

[dream2last]

DMV lady was scared because you look phsyco

[CRADLEofFITH666]

U R WORSE THN THT FAG FRED

[xxwarpigspartan1138]

lol

[ChamilBorzC]

OW JUST SHUT UP !

[johnno88888]

this is about as funny as AIDS.

[Albo5593]

ur gay and too old to be on sugar beeeeeaaaaaaaaaaatch

[CupcakeButtons]

lol.. i hella love the rugrats!

[frootolo]

u are such a showe offf and a liar u just want some attention

[sign543]

Of course, I want attention, silly. Do you think I make videos so nobody will watch them?? ;P

[StormySunrise]

whats that on your face?!

[homerhuntley]

and you spelt show wrong ;P

[frootolo]

yeah i was typing quickly doi

[megen1996]

ill tell you what i would have done snaped a photo of it using my digital camrea and sold it an ebay for NINEY THOUSAND DOLLORS!!!!!!!!!!!! couse some whare out thare an idiot will buy it maybe not in this life time or the other maybe when digital photos are worthalot of mony lik 11111 yrs from now

[dinamitemaster]

maybe it was a M16... maybe colt 9mm... maybe a shotgun... or a 22.. rofl

[killaboy505]

i love the ones when he screams in the begaing

[mattfetzer]

lol

[ifureadthisurgayyy]

fuck u fag

[HappyUnhappyBHappy]

THATS FUNNY THE WEIRD SOUND ITSS LIKE A CAT SOUND THING!

It's fabulous.

[copanameri]

lmao!1

[Saberklutz2230]

hes not a fag stop being mean with people gosh show respect

[thebigk1990]

perhaps u have too much sugar in your tank

[thebigk1990]

fag

[LewisHabb]

He the best in the whole of youtube

[MONKEYZ15456]

dumb ass...........

[POKEMON0151]

gay...

[eldiablo247]

fuck you.....

your story makes no sense how can you go in the dmv if ur 5??

i hope th devil takes a dump in ur sugar next time

[sign543]

You're not very bright, are you?

[Danooo798]

@sign543 haha you sir are the first person who has ever won a youtube comment fight

awsome

[sign543]

@Danooo798 LOL thank you. It helps tremendously that we seem to be surrounded by morons. I mean...LOOK at the goofy comments. It's like fighting with 5 year olds! :)

[Danooo798]

@sign543 haha i know right!

[sign543]

@Danooo798 You made my weekend. Thank you! :)

[Danooo798]

@sign543 haha your welcome :)

[MegaShadowtail]

@eldiablo247 leave him alone

[silverorgy]

why were you in line at the dmv if you were only 5? this confuzes me

[whimsy09]

u fucking mental!!!! LOL

[patiencepoet]

ADD much? LOL! 5 STARS!

[skatergurl5666]

lol *hits subscribe*

Luv B

[ultrazoi]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH VERY nice xD

[fehquig]

Ratshit is the universal language...

[Carpella5]

Wow, I've been watching your videos all night. You're so funny, just subscribed. Keep up the good work!

[sign543]

THANK YOU!!! *diving bear hug*

[Marihani]

How do you know that an elephant has been in your fridge?

[sign543]

Footprints in the margarine? Jello? Pudding? Tapioca? Spongecake?

[Marihani]

Butter. But you get a point anyway! LOL! This just reminded me of that joke.

[songpidgeon]

you speak a mile a minuite! haha

[Beachmama57]

Isn't it music that's a universal language? not sure

[nyissa64]

lol That was great! I laughed so hard I about fell off my chair. Note to self... never be drinking anything when watching sign543 videos! LOL I just about spewed it all over my monitor!!! Thanks for the laughs!!!!

[HetcherTheAlpaca]

what the hell.

[Karazona140]

holy crap you're crazy! I LOVE IT!!!! Fasting and praying and fasting and praying over and over is intense but the fact that you were able to stay on tract for 10 mins baffles me! j/k I love you!!!

[sign543]

Haha, you've discovered my hobby: rambling idiocy. :)

[RiddleSpider]

Have you been in my head? Cameras in the bathroom?

[VooBells]

Sugar traipsing bastard vermin. You're killing me... you really are. <big hugs>

-Ellen

[sign543]

Thank you! *hugs*

[ElectricHot]

I just today am watching your vids, and I already love you and your vids!

[Sikosm]

WHAT!!!???? OMG????!!?!??!!

OH NO!!!!

I just realised that i HAVEN"T commented on this video even tho i favourited it!!!!!

so here goes: comment comment comment comment comment comment comment comment comment comment comment comment comment comment comment comment comment comment comment comment comment comment comment comment comment comment comment

[princeofdarkness34]

oh and im the kinda crazy that once i ran down my hall screaming "holy shit satans in my toothpaste!!!!!" lol :)kiddin

[princeofdarkness34]

holy friggin rat shit!!!!!! im sendin u a friend request!!!! haha.....:)

[sign543]

Haha, thanks!!! ACCEPTED!!

[princeofdarkness34]

dude ur funny im sendin you a frend request

[princeofdarkness34]

oh and i believe u dude ive seen shit like that oiji board long story...lol

[princeofdarkness34]

dude ur crazier than me!!!

[sign543]

Damn! I was hoping nobody would know I was crazy!! :)

[lucidengma]

you know what I just noticed? this one didn't have the "Sign543 in the haaaa-ouse!" hmmm did you forget?

[sign543]

Yes! I did...and I forgot it on one other, too. *laugh*

[jensing127]

U r soooo crazy.I lmao every time I see one of ur vids.U help make my day! Hugs,Jen

[sign543]

Aw, thanks!!! *hugs*

[Perroquet51]

LOL. God, Every one of your videos makes me laugh out loud. You tend to digress from the subject and come back to it with unusual brilliance, rather like Ellen did in her early days of stand up comedy.

[sign543]

Wow, you are the FIRST to hone in on my biggest inspiration. ELLEN!!

[anjel7]

This is so funny...ALL of your videos are so funny. I am totally subscribing! (Actually, I already have ;))

[planetmine]

This guy is off the hook... I want to know you!!

[sign543]

Hey, thanks! Nice to meet you. :)

[mrgionni]

God? Devils? That's totally strange!

[FinAllegra16]

im thinking it means

if you will understand

[mugglemags]

Damn those traispsers (heck I can't even spell it lol). Should be a new law, no traispassing hehe.

[MyRealityBytes]

You are definitely the most entertaining person I have ever seen on YouTube!

[sign543]

Wow, you are nice!!! THANK YOU FOR THAT!! :) :)

[ashleyr88]

omg this was hilarious!!! i laughed the whole time!

[sign543]

Really?? thank you!!!!

[DocKnows]

That was great. Laughing the whole time. Thanks

[sign543]

Aw, thank you!! :)

[sandyk71]

ROFL I love you and your videos!

[sign543]

*hugs* Love you, too, thank you!! ;) You guys always make my night. :)

[Fatheadinc2]

graa i cant stop watching ur the best! make more videos more more more!

[sign543]

Thank you! I think two new ones will be up tomorrow. :)

[Fatheadinc2]

W00ts cant wait!

[lolaknows]

I wanna see the picture!

[sign543]

Ah, you'll have to track down the buyer. :) *laugh*

[muffinmedic]

Holy granulated sweetner, Batman!! Excellent vid. I'm so glad I subscribe to you.

[sign543]

Wow, thanks!! :)

[flowersonmyhat]

Hahahahahaha I honestly think you could tell a story about anything and it would be entertaining! 5 stars!

[sign543]

Thank you...great compliment! *hugs*

[tndragonfly]

You're certainly experiencing your share of spiritual phenomena lately!

[firefare]

There ya' go. Call that rhetorical, if you will.

[Fatheadinc2]

That video is tha shits u are fucking hilarous go join a comedy club man ur great!

[sign543]

Aw, thank you. That means so much to me. :)

[Dreamland28sMom]

LMAO.....you are the BOMB!!!

[sign543]

Woot-woot! *head explodes* Haha, thanks. :)

[IAGuy06]

It's Waldo!?....sorta....

5 twinkling stars...only because we can only give 5 stars so I'll have to make them twinkle because it's.... better. :P

[sign543]

*High fives* Thanks. :)

[psycoticsinginchick]

Wow...Sugar, DMV, Lady with freckles...

I didn't have to wait in line at the DMV when I went. It was just me and two people, one of them looked nerdy and his girlfriend was a freakish punk goth kind of chick. Anyway. Wow...Nice vid!

[sign543]

Haha, you should do a vid about it. I'd watch it!! THANK YOU!!

[Simmian7]

Max headroom!!! FullMontyCarlo was right on the money on that one! Wakka!!

I'm all giggly now. I sure hope you're like this in person. I'm counting on it. And ooh, I wanna see the infamous whacking pot too!!

*S7*

[trillian57]

I found you thanks to Bostorican's 'Oracle' video, and now I can see I am going to be up all night watching your videos. You need to lay off the sugar anyway, so it's just as well the devil went traipsing through it.

[sign543]

*laugh* Bostorican is a fantastic guy. He's worth a million!! Thank you. :0

[dipsetgurl210]

you are soooo funny!!!!!! I cant get enough!!!!

[sign543]

Thank you!!! :)

[sarrycrey]

THIS is exactly WHY I pimped you out. I LOVE this and it is sooooo pimpworthy!!!!! ACCKKKKKKK I love the CRAP outa you!

[sign543]

Haha, *hugs for the pimping* You are AWESOME!!!

[supermanjgp]

That whole video was DARK-SIDED!!! And you're DARK-SIDED TOO!!! Just kidding! Great vid... hilarious!

[sign543]

Haha, thank you. I love being dork...er...dark sided.

[2cool02]

I would have gone biserk too!

[amy012340]

That was another amazing video! I love all of your videos!

[sign543]

Thank you!! :)

[cooksterz]

those dmv people are just so rude!! :D hilarious!!

[sign543]

Thank you!!! :)

[Bostorican1969]

lol,,,another awesome vid!

[sign543]

Bostorican, mah man!! Thanks, bud. You da man!!

[fullmontycarlo]

After watching this video, I have come to the stark revelation:

You must be the love-child of Carol Channing and Max Headroom!

Alas, I am joking with you. *hugs and kisses*

[sign543]

Haha, thank you!!! *hugs and kisses back*

[LaurenConroy]

Tony, u really need to get an agent for acting!! u could make a heck load of money!!!

[sign543]

Alas, no time!! *dashes off to work* :) :)

[fretfall]

:::head spinning::: Why is the room spinning SHEESH!

[Daanando]

How the freak do you wind down before bedtime??

[sign543]

Well, I center all my attention to my inner child. Then I meditate for 15 minutes, aligning breathing with my heart beat. Then I say a prayer for world peace, drink 5 shots of vodka and pass out. *grin*

[PrincessN1984]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!!! I am so glad I came upon you. Just one question, what would a 5 year old be at the DMV for exactly, I mean, he can't get his license... Idk, just a thought.

[sign543]

Yeah, you're right...a minor detail. *laugh* You are paying attention!

[PrincessN1984]

I guess I shouldn't have paid that close attention... after all, was it supposed to make sense? :P Much love!

[sign543]

Ah, it doesn't matter, haha! It's all silly fun. :)

[Spiritedheart]

WOW that was diffrent....but hillarious XD

[sign543]

Aw, thanks. :)

[ceekaysee]

And by inspection I mean I squinted one eye, scratched my butt and said, "What the friggin heck?".

PRICELESS!!!

[sign543]

Thanks! It just struck me. *laugh*

[SimplyMelissa101]

OH MY GODDDD!!! Ive had a rough morning today..  but after seeing this and laughing my ass off its gonna be a much better day! That editing was awesome, you're my new inspiration!! hahaha

[sign543]

*HUG* Thank you!! :)

[kieron2007]

lol you're fucking hillarious dude!

[sign543]

Thank you!! :)

[MotherReiver]

I, too, have pondered why so many now say, "If you will..." - if you will

[sign543]

Haha, strange, isn't it??

[FlaithyNewo]

LOL! that was freaken funny man! but yeah selling it on Ebay is what we do.. one day i found a olive shread and it looked like mother mary... but my sister ate it so i couldn't score 3,000 bucks. Oh well.. GREAT MOVIE!! as always!!!!!!!!1

[sign543]

She ate it???? Oh, boy, she's gonna get it on Judgement Day!! *laugh* Thank you!

[FlaithyNewo]

i know! I told her that1!! but no... she just had to eat Mary...

No problem :D

[VoyeurArt]

why are you wearing MY SCARF?? lol like that?? lol by crackey! Great video, had the thought that you could make an entire portrait series yourself, endless material! Anne

[sign543]

My twisted childhood will supply endless material. *HAHA* Thank you. :)

[VoyeurArt]

Twisted childhoods are THE BEST, aren't they!!! At least for material. It's funny in retrospect - if not at the time- and it gives you the absurd quality so important to humor and life! Love your videos, your sense of the absurd! Anne

[sign543]

Thank you, Anne. What doesn't kill us makes us torture our children. *LAUGH*

[Walkstallindesert]

Hey, Sign543, Protecting your sugar stash, if you will, can be indicator of a potential problem... not that your behavior is any indicator, but perhaps we've been over imbibing in the stuff!!!

[sign543]

Yes, I suffer from sugar and caffeine over-dose. Oh, and imbibing is such a fantastic word, isn't it??

[lirpa69]

LOL

[YankeeBrit07]

Hey Tony love the vid.. but I have a question. What's up with the rugrats?? hehehe Did you steal that from Joey?? Im always looking behind you to see what's on the walls, well that is when your still for that nano second. How much of the sugar did you lick off the cabinet? anywooo vids are getting better and better *hugz*

[sign543]

That is Joey's room. He's gone until July 3rd on holiday back east.

[Daliwolf]

The offical title for the DMV people is: aggravation engineers. Great Video! :)

[sign543]

Aggravation Engineers! I love that! :)

[Zipster08]

"By Crackie"! LOVE IT!!

[sign543]

My Grandma used to say that when she was pissed at us. *laugh* THANKS, ZIPSTER!! Love you!

[TheMeltingSnowman]

HAHA! excellent punchline!

[sign543]

Thank you!! :)

[girlganja]

LOL, What a way to start the day. :)

[glumbumbleofsweden]

You're too funny you know XD

And what's the DMV?

[dunlapgal]

ROFLMBBO Too funny. Just getting my morning laugh before off to work. Have a great day! :D

[moomay11649]

Ahhh Tony ~ You are one wild and crazy guy. Loved the video. The devil has left your sugar and moved into one of my kitty litters.

Moomay

[twish1999]

How long did it take you to edit this!!!!!

But you may be glad to know that the devil has left your sugar and has now moved into my Flour jar. Sigh.

FABULOUS VIDEO!!!!! xxx hugs xxx

[tripplehelix]

What's DMV? lol HAH! LOVE your solution :P

[Gigolo8]

OK, just WHO is the grown up in that house?

[OHTXAZ]

Let Me Get This Correct The Devil Is By Your Crackie, And You Willed It There. Then You Got Behind Loco Mama In The D M V Line. And She Had An M & M Alam Clock That You Stuck A Fork In To Call YOUR Mama (Wakki Wakki) Cause She was Done Hmmmmm

[sign543]

Er...okay?

[OHTXAZ]

;0)

[poopslingingmonkey]

See, there was the problem, you needed to pray and fast for 15 minutes. Had you done that, you'd not have made SAT$3000 (satanic bucks) that will be demanded of you when you die and go to hell which of course will take eternity to pay back because as soon as you get any money at all you're off to Se7en Eleven to get some water and licorice, and it's really expensive.