"But there are, among men, those who purchase idle tales, without knowledge (or meaning), to mislead (men) from the Path of God and throw ridicule (on the Path): for such there will be a Humiliating Penalty. "
Uh-oh. It's not one of those disciplinary memos addressed to you but cc'd to the whole office, is it? That's always so embarrassing. It's, you know, uncalled for and even kind of unprofessional. I mean, why would someone do that? It's just mean.
You have BLASPHEMED AGAINST ALLAH and called Islam a VIOLENT religion! Any muslim who sees you on the street should CUT OFF YOUR HEAD with whatever small, dull knife they have readily available!
@ShadowOfMaedhros No, of course not. Haven't you heard? Islam is a religion of peace. They would never do something like that. You're such an Islamophobe!
@ShadowOfMaedhros Hmm... I wonder why Islam is considered a violent religion. It shouldn't be, if we judge it by followers like you correct? You have just blasphemed against humanity and freedom of expression.
@ShadowOfMaedhros Yes, Islam isn't a violent religion. and what you suggested wasn't mean, rude or violent at all! Islam is of peace and would never harm another individual for speaking their mind and their freedom to do so. I agree with Mr. Deity, you're an Islamophobe!
@gphhawkins Islam couldn't harm another individual, not being an individual itself, but muslims can. And should! A phobia is an irrational fear of something, not applicable to those who have reason to fear that thing. So the world can be rid of islamophobia if muslims kill all infidels! (explanation of islamophobia: youtube.com/watch?v=6Ff3Qg6B_WY )
Just wanted to say that i love you video's, and i am going to buy one of your Religion or peace t-shirts. I assume that those are not for the US only.
Nobody ever called you a douchebag when you were a graphic designer? That can only be attributable to your eschewing the use of the Comic Sans font.
On an unrelated topic, don't darken your hair! The deity is after all a silver haired being perched on a cumulus cloud. You're ruining your credibility.
@Evian622 Nope, no Comic Sans. And this is before the creation of the Universe -- think of it as pre-president/post-president. Look at how Jimmy Carter looked when he went into office, and how he looked in 1980.
I actually look forward to the advertising segments at the end of the Mr. Deity videos because they are just as clever and entertaining as the skits themselves.
Want funny atheists who don't beg for change?? go find Bill Hicks, George Carlin, (okay they're dead so that's not fair) Bill Maher and David Cross. Goto the comedy DVD section you'll thank me for it. While this is pretty slick and has high production values you might need to run this through a local open mic night before you waste good money on it, appreciate the effort though.
@Cougar139tweak Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't the four examples you presented paid large amounts of money, and don't you have to pay to see them live? They may not "beg for change," but they're not exactly free to watch, and they're not exactly doing their work for free.
@TurboFool I don't think Bill Hicks or George Carlin do any "Live" shows, and yes they're talented so yes people pay good money to see them, it's called capitailism, good product = get paid.
@Cougar139tweak No, but they DID get paid for live shows before they passed away, point being. And in this case we also have a production full of talent, wit and humor that gets a massive outpouring of support and positive comments, but doesn't have the venue the aforementioned comedians do. But instead of demanding money up front to see it, or subscription fees for the channel it's on, donations are asked for from the large number of happy viewers.
@TurboFool As I read the message I could almost hear the violins playing sadly in the backgroud. It appears you're breaking your own arm in order to pat yourself on the back, I also notice the lack of those coming to your defence. The silence is deafining ;)
@Cougar139tweak I'm confused. Who needs to be defending me from what now? And are we really having this conversation in the midst of a vast sea of complimentary comments on a video with only 11 dislikes out of 1,500? Yep, thought so.
@TurboFool "While this is pretty slick and has high production values you might need to run this through a local open mic night before you waste good money on it, appreciate the effort though." my original point must have struck a nerve, yes this is clever just saying that asking money for it is asking a bit much. 27,345 views ain't bad but it isn't setting the world on fire either.
18:1 ratio views to likes ratio, hence silence is deafening comment. Looking for funny not just "clever"
@Cougar139tweak You're judging one episode, not the entire series. Historically it's been pretty damn popular. And again, your original point was a matter of opinion worded as though it were fact. Not sharing others' tastes is more than reasonable, and stating it's not your thing is cool by me. You just then then offered an inaccurate alternative in people who also get paid to be funny that some people don't "get." Don't like it, don't donate. Those who do, do.
I don't understand those people complaining about the plea bit. Even in those you don't stop to be funny, wish everyone begging for my money would do it in such a manner, I'd be out of cash in no time.
Aside from that, please keep up the good work. It's people like you and your team which keep me from giving up on humanity completely.
BTW, ever got the chance to read Jeremy Leven's "Satan, His Psychotherapy and Cure by the Unfortunate Dr. Kassler, J.S.P.S."? if not: do it now! you'll love it!
Wow, this was probably the most confrontational episode I've seen. I really enjoyed it and hope that it was worth all the incoming hate mail you'll probably get in response! Anyway, keep up the good work!
Just found you a few weeks ago. Watched a scattering of the videos. Loved 'em, but TODAY you got me to subscribe. (And I mean subscribe for a monthly recurring donation.
Hope my little contribution helps!
(Oh, and ever thought of attending DragonCon? Very big skeptic track there.)
@DoktorMadrak DragonCon? Really? I'd never have equated DragonCon with skepticism. Yet here I sit, an atheistic fan of science fiction and fantasy. I guess I like myths as long as no one takes them too seriously. (I've met some really scary people at Trek conventions who do just that. *SHUDDER*)
@AtheistinFundyLand DragonCon's skeptic track is nearly as big as TAM. It's a huge event, and many people are preferring it over TAM due to its lack of "preaching to the choir."
@TurboFool Interesting. I haven't gone to any geek fests in years. The last one I went to was a Trek Convention in Sacramento, CA with Bill Shatner, Leonard Nimoy and DeForrest Kelley. It was hilarious. I wish I had a tape of the event.
Trek Conventions are fun, but some of the Trekkies scare me a little. I mean, I love Star Trek, but I don't LOVE Star Trek.
@ionz75 Well, they make so much possible. Our RSS feed of the show takes an unbelievable amount of bandwidth which they give us in return for our plug. Bob loves the show. So, there you have it.
In that case, I just had an idea that would simultaneously benefit you and make me stop hating them. Get them to let you write and act in their commercials. That's the only reason I dislike them. In fact, I hate their current commercials so much that that alone is enough to prevent me from doing business with them. But if they were to get rid of the penis-brains who write their commercials and replace them with you, it would be glorious!
Maybe I missed the joke in this one. Allah = God, so wouldn't it be you, playing God, who would be blowing up stuff...? Also a bit harsh to link Islam with blowing up stuff. The Catholics have done a lot of blowing things up in Ireland, even just last year!
The Mr. Deity story line is not monotheistic so Allah is a different god that Mr. Deity.
And it is not harsh to link Islam with blowing stuff up because it is true. And yes other people blow stuff up too and the vast majority of those who practice Islam do not want to blow stuff up. But in the world we live in right now it is the violence of the practitioners of Islam that are most visible. And it set up the cartoon joke.
@adamw100 Technically you're correct. "Allah" is just "God" in Arabic. Call it poetic license (see monotheism note from jaymezprime below). As for the harshness, I've linked Judaism and/or Christianity with genocide, the Murder of non-virgins, homosexuals, sabbath-breakers, anti-semitism, bad hair, and having no rhythm. I also linked the Pope with the mass murder in Africa he's caused by prohibiting condom use. I think the Muslims can handle a little joke here and there.
Have you ever considered applying for YouTube partnership? It wouldn't be that different than when you were with Sony, and I doubt that you'd lose many fans because of it. The only real difference it would make for us is it'd put ads on the videos, but we could put up with that, I'm sure.
And by the way... Don't churches have begging segments at the end, too? Shouldn't the same people criticising you also be telling the Pope to get a job?
Blasphemy + science + politics + even more dangerous blasphemy? Might be my favorite episode yet!
I truly feel for you, being forced to browse religious websites (not a lot of fun, I concur, from personal experience), but always remember what they say: a viewer of Mr Deity will tell you to burn in hell, but a true fan will burn there with you! :) Keep it up!
If you do something truly awesome, there's always going to be people who LOVE what you do and people who HATE what you do. I think it's kind of a price for doing something original, new and challenging. Strong feelings = strong art and vice versa. Seems like it, at least. If there are no haters, I don't think there are any lovers either. ... Heh, "lovers". Keep your head up!
don't worry, if you show up in hell you will have a very comfortable welcoming party and it will be exactly as you want it to be as we too have AC and ice now :) good show good show!!!! three cheers! :)
Loved the show, but I gotta tell you; your HAIR in the beging section was no less than magnificant! It's got some shine, it's sterdy but still looks silky. A little bit off the back maybe. Good job on the hair but especially on the show, can't wait to see the next one.
I loved the skit. However, half of the video clip was, in essence, a plea. Make 10% of the video a plea, not 45% and I'll watch all your videos. You aren't Public Radio in donor month. You are an internet celebrity. Your pleas and calls for comments and donations are needed, I'm sure. But be clever about it, I am a long time fan but have stopped watching as these plea's for help become longer and more unbearable. This was a good enough clip to warrant a comment. Thanks for everything.
@misterdeity I love the comments. However, half of them, in essence, shows a stupidity in not hitting "pause" when it gets to the plea segment. Make 10% of them about this, and remove the other 45%, and I will keep reading the comments. I can't make my own videos, so all I can do is complain for something that costs me nothing to view, but I am sure it will cost you something. I am a long time fan, and never realized you do this on your own coin, but I had to comment. ;)
@misterdeity I am not asking for your understanding, I'm giving a critique of your video's. I don't sit through that portion, as a matter of fact. I simply don't like that it's there and would be more inclined to donate to you if your donate portion we short, to the point, and still written well and funny like the rest of your show. I love your stuff. Understanding has much to do with you and I. You are a content producer. I am your consumer and have been for years. Give it a try?
@ieatthingshigh I don't believe you for a second. You're saying you'd be more inclined to donate if the begging segment that you don't watch were shorter and more to the point? C'mon. How do you know they're not? Perhaps there's a one minute pitch and two minutes of black space. You don't know. You don't watch that part. How 'bout this... Don't watch that segment at all, and just assume it's short and pithy (a placebo if you will). Then, go to mrdeity dot com and donate. That solves everything.
@ieatthingshigh I have to offer you this alternative perspective, coming from just another random fan of the show like yourself. The length of the solicitation segments don't bother me because it's caused, in part, by the Deity's quirky little rambling self interrupting style of talking off the top of his head that he has. I LIKE listening to him talk in that "free association" way. He's funny. He could spend the last two minutes talking about brushing his teeth, and I'd still likely watch.
@misterdeity The begging segments didn't get me to subscribe until I heard you explain them on The Thinking Atheist. In my opinion, artists often aren't appreciated enough in our culture. Supporting the show is a way of saying, "I support decent writing and acting."
Now I know why Wily Coyote always falls off the cliff. I can only imagine how angry this must make the fans. Everyone knows Allah is represented by Wily. Wow, brilliant Mr. Deity.
Now I know why Wily Coyote always falls off the cliff. I can only imagine how angry this must make the fans. Everyone knows Allah is represented by Wily. Wow, brilliant Mr. Deity.
Asking for support is ok. You do a whole lot of work for your videos and spend quite some time on them. What I can't stand is the "e-begging" of people who try to get money from their audience by lying to them...
Like that one guy who claimed he'd donate the money he'd receive to a sick children's hospital - and kept it. Or that chick who did the same using wikileaks to lure in the money. Or that git who claims he needs money *now* or he'll lose his house and then spends it on knickknacks...
Man....I worship you...You are indeed a God! and you are funny and you can so act.... If you were on television, I could say that you were the best thing on television....but maybe that will have to wait 'til another day....
If you don't enjoy the begging sessions, just skip that part of the video. Do you expect people to put out a professionally done show like this for free? What are you, a communist?
I promess that, if I see you in Hell, I won't enjoy it. I think it would be fun to finally meet you. There would be a lot torturing and burning and all of that, but I think it'd be fun. So let's make an appointment. In exactly 70 years, right by the lake of fire, just below Satan's anus.
Hope you don't keep me waiting. I'd have all eternity to wait for you, but still... be polite and arrive on time, will ya?
NIce work Brian. I am so excited that my wife got me the DVD for Christmas, and I can't wait to watch it. I just have to wait for her to find it, as she lost in in our bedroom somewhere....
@VvDOPAMEANvV Humvees aren't "armoured" by any military definition, even if they have "upped armour" they are light recon vehicles, not tanks. I'm sorry if you lost someone in the sands of the middle east, but Humvees are little mroe then cars.
@Hashishin13 Uh, you are poorly mistaken. The "uparmor" in my HMMWV saved my life because of the difference in the direction of the blast. The reason it completely destroyed the vehicle in front of me is because it exploded directly beneath it.
The armor works when applied correctly as in the newer armored vehicles.
Chilean minors?
perpmoti 1 month ago
Excellent!
drdeveril 6 months ago
"I never got death threats...that's new."
Keep at it, sir. In your line of work, if you don't get death threats, you're not doing it right. XD
Big fan!
SirKickz 6 months ago
"But there are, among men, those who purchase idle tales, without knowledge (or meaning), to mislead (men) from the Path of God and throw ridicule (on the Path): for such there will be a Humiliating Penalty. "
The Quran 31:6
momin8888 7 months ago
@momin8888
Uh-oh. It's not one of those disciplinary memos addressed to you but cc'd to the whole office, is it? That's always so embarrassing. It's, you know, uncalled for and even kind of unprofessional. I mean, why would someone do that? It's just mean.
UbiquitousChe 5 months ago in playlist Mr. Deity Season Four
You have BLASPHEMED AGAINST ALLAH and called Islam a VIOLENT religion! Any muslim who sees you on the street should CUT OFF YOUR HEAD with whatever small, dull knife they have readily available!
ShadowOfMaedhros 8 months ago
@ShadowOfMaedhros No, of course not. Haven't you heard? Islam is a religion of peace. They would never do something like that. You're such an Islamophobe!
misterdeity 8 months ago 37
@ShadowOfMaedhros Lol
badmovebaker 8 months ago
@ShadowOfMaedhros Hmm... I wonder why Islam is considered a violent religion. It shouldn't be, if we judge it by followers like you correct? You have just blasphemed against humanity and freedom of expression.
65ayirp 6 months ago 3
@ShadowOfMaedhros Another crazed islamaniac.
00D00 4 months ago
@ShadowOfMaedhros Not sure if trolling... Or just stupid.
TheChefMon 2 months ago in playlist More videos from misterdeity
@ShadowOfMaedhros Yes, Islam isn't a violent religion. and what you suggested wasn't mean, rude or violent at all! Islam is of peace and would never harm another individual for speaking their mind and their freedom to do so. I agree with Mr. Deity, you're an Islamophobe!
gphhawkins 1 month ago in playlist More videos from misterdeity
@gphhawkins Islam couldn't harm another individual, not being an individual itself, but muslims can. And should! A phobia is an irrational fear of something, not applicable to those who have reason to fear that thing. So the world can be rid of islamophobia if muslims kill all infidels! (explanation of islamophobia: youtube.com/watch?v=6Ff3Qg6B_WY )
ShadowOfMaedhros 1 month ago
Cartoons? Love it! :)
templarart 8 months ago in playlist Mr Deity
great vid
Marniwheeler 8 months ago
Just wanted to say that i love you video's, and i am going to buy one of your Religion or peace t-shirts. I assume that those are not for the US only.
koraxsan 9 months ago
Nod to Carl ! Awesome, Demon Haunted World... great book
IraqSucksEggs 9 months ago
I love this show! Keep it up.
cararacs 9 months ago
Loved it!
agsharma 9 months ago
The [candles?] aren't evenly spaced.
You douchbag. :-P
vIQleS 11 months ago
TIMMY!
GordonYKWong 11 months ago
Allah is the demolitions guy! HAHAHAHA LOVED IT!!
Torchmark 1 year ago
Oh brilliant!! LOVE the punchline!
Was trying hard to predict what it was going to be, but I failed :(
CoyoteAussie 1 year ago
Nobody ever called you a douchebag when you were a graphic designer? That can only be attributable to your eschewing the use of the Comic Sans font.
On an unrelated topic, don't darken your hair! The deity is after all a silver haired being perched on a cumulus cloud. You're ruining your credibility.
Evian622 1 year ago 4
@Evian622 Nope, no Comic Sans. And this is before the creation of the Universe -- think of it as pre-president/post-president. Look at how Jimmy Carter looked when he went into office, and how he looked in 1980.
misterdeity 1 year ago 4
I actually look forward to the advertising segments at the end of the Mr. Deity videos because they are just as clever and entertaining as the skits themselves.
bizzee1 1 year ago 10
@bizzee1 Thank you, oh great person of even greater wisdom and good taste!
misterdeity 1 year ago 11
Funny as shit,...LOL :D Use emotions to boost the power of suicide bombers! ALLAH HEAR ME!!!!! BOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!!! LOL
Michael0075 1 year ago
lol. I wonder how you could make them so angry......
Viperzka 1 year ago
I am a Muslim and therefore, I apparently must bomb your house. Can I get your address?
SSJKuhan 1 year ago
@SSJKuhan Sure. It's 1300 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington D.C. See ya soon!
misterdeity 1 year ago 26
@misterdeity I got you! I got you! Did you think "1300 Pennsylvania Avenue" would be funnier? Ha! (It's 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. ;-) )
AtheistinFundyLand 1 year ago
@misterdeity GO misterdeity GO!
Torchmark 1 year ago
@misterdeity The all powerful deity fears no-one! :)
Torchmark 1 year ago
4th time watching...
"Cartoons?"
...still made me laugh out loud.
k7leetha 1 year ago 3
Cartoons ? LOL !
MaitreyaRocket 1 year ago
People don't like the begging segments?! They're the best part of the show!
HexenX 1 year ago
The Chilean MINORS? Who they? :-)
jjdecani 1 year ago 3
@jjdecani A young, highly intelligent guy from Chile with whom I wanted to do the horizontal mambo.
Unfortunately, six months of FundyLand were enough for him and like most intelligent people, he bailed out.
I'm stuck here. :( Fuck.
AtheistinFundyLand 1 year ago
Great show, just one miner problem.. <== it's a thinker..
Sleette 1 year ago
Forget about the religious, people who complain about the begging segments are even more out of touch with reality.
OpticalAberration 1 year ago 2
"[Allah] is the demolitions guy, right?" WOW!!!
AtheisticLiberator 1 year ago 2
It's easy to see why Mr. Deity was nominated for the William Law X-Mormon of the Year award.
ChinoBlanco 1 year ago
Cartoons piss me off too.
Especially Calvin and Hobbes.
Kazzzo 1 year ago
Want funny atheists who don't beg for change?? go find Bill Hicks, George Carlin, (okay they're dead so that's not fair) Bill Maher and David Cross. Goto the comedy DVD section you'll thank me for it. While this is pretty slick and has high production values you might need to run this through a local open mic night before you waste good money on it, appreciate the effort though.
Cougar139tweak 1 year ago
@Cougar139tweak Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't the four examples you presented paid large amounts of money, and don't you have to pay to see them live? They may not "beg for change," but they're not exactly free to watch, and they're not exactly doing their work for free.
TurboFool 1 year ago
@TurboFool I don't think Bill Hicks or George Carlin do any "Live" shows, and yes they're talented so yes people pay good money to see them, it's called capitailism, good product = get paid.
Cougar139tweak 1 year ago
@Cougar139tweak No, but they DID get paid for live shows before they passed away, point being. And in this case we also have a production full of talent, wit and humor that gets a massive outpouring of support and positive comments, but doesn't have the venue the aforementioned comedians do. But instead of demanding money up front to see it, or subscription fees for the channel it's on, donations are asked for from the large number of happy viewers.
TurboFool 1 year ago
@TurboFool As I read the message I could almost hear the violins playing sadly in the backgroud. It appears you're breaking your own arm in order to pat yourself on the back, I also notice the lack of those coming to your defence. The silence is deafining ;)
Cougar139tweak 1 year ago
@Cougar139tweak I'm confused. Who needs to be defending me from what now? And are we really having this conversation in the midst of a vast sea of complimentary comments on a video with only 11 dislikes out of 1,500? Yep, thought so.
TurboFool 1 year ago
@TurboFool "While this is pretty slick and has high production values you might need to run this through a local open mic night before you waste good money on it, appreciate the effort though." my original point must have struck a nerve, yes this is clever just saying that asking money for it is asking a bit much. 27,345 views ain't bad but it isn't setting the world on fire either.
18:1 ratio views to likes ratio, hence silence is deafening comment. Looking for funny not just "clever"
Cougar139tweak 1 year ago
@Cougar139tweak You're judging one episode, not the entire series. Historically it's been pretty damn popular. And again, your original point was a matter of opinion worded as though it were fact. Not sharing others' tastes is more than reasonable, and stating it's not your thing is cool by me. You just then then offered an inaccurate alternative in people who also get paid to be funny that some people don't "get." Don't like it, don't donate. Those who do, do.
TurboFool 1 year ago
@TurboFool Okay, watch nonstampcollector for some funny stuff so far for free but I would pay for that if he asked.
Cougar139tweak 1 year ago
what? someone told you you're not funny?!
dude :) i just saw only 2 vids from you and laughed my butt off :D
you're hillarious!
i subscribed to your channel after watching the first one :)
you got me for as long as you do this stuff :) or until youtube exsists ;)
PhDyMy 1 year ago 4
Best. Punchline. Ever.
TheModestAgnostic 1 year ago 3
I will fund your research as soon as the checks for mine arrive! I guarantee that! :) LOVE ALL YOUR STUFF!!! :)
entwisenva 1 year ago
allah, the demo man.........hahahahaahhahahahahhah
JosephW99 1 year ago
So, you had no problem being a designer, but you have problems being an intelligent designer?
gilberto201 1 year ago
I don't understand those people complaining about the plea bit. Even in those you don't stop to be funny, wish everyone begging for my money would do it in such a manner, I'd be out of cash in no time.
Aside from that, please keep up the good work. It's people like you and your team which keep me from giving up on humanity completely.
BTW, ever got the chance to read Jeremy Leven's "Satan, His Psychotherapy and Cure by the Unfortunate Dr. Kassler, J.S.P.S."? if not: do it now! you'll love it!
HomoCognitus 1 year ago
How could you say that about the Chilean children?! Repent! Repeeeent!
xGauntletx 1 year ago
Superb episode, back on form, funny and very brave.
dardobartoli 1 year ago
11 people are muslim
tuseroni 1 year ago
Wow, this was probably the most confrontational episode I've seen. I really enjoyed it and hope that it was worth all the incoming hate mail you'll probably get in response! Anyway, keep up the good work!
ShaedeReshka 1 year ago 3
Lol, being a Dane I really liked the cartoon joke. Good job sire! ;=)
Nejira 1 year ago
My favorite book, Carls Sagan's Daemon Haunted World.
motorartist 1 year ago
Logically lacking. Poetic license?
humanist7117 1 year ago
@humanist7117 Verbally lacking. Poetically restrained?
misterdeity 1 year ago 3
'Cartoons !' - Love it !
thejazzman1959 1 year ago
Your going to burn in hell!! Save you a seat. Welcome to hell your table is ready.
OORah4life 1 year ago
It's easy to see how Brian Keith Dalton got nominated for the prestigious William Law X-Mormon of the Year award. Rock on, Mr. Deity!
MMORG2010 1 year ago 5
Just found you a few weeks ago. Watched a scattering of the videos. Loved 'em, but TODAY you got me to subscribe. (And I mean subscribe for a monthly recurring donation.
Hope my little contribution helps!
(Oh, and ever thought of attending DragonCon? Very big skeptic track there.)
DoktorMadrak 1 year ago
@DoktorMadrak DragonCon? Really? I'd never have equated DragonCon with skepticism. Yet here I sit, an atheistic fan of science fiction and fantasy. I guess I like myths as long as no one takes them too seriously. (I've met some really scary people at Trek conventions who do just that. *SHUDDER*)
AtheistinFundyLand 1 year ago
@AtheistinFundyLand DragonCon's skeptic track is nearly as big as TAM. It's a huge event, and many people are preferring it over TAM due to its lack of "preaching to the choir."
TurboFool 1 year ago
@TurboFool Interesting. I haven't gone to any geek fests in years. The last one I went to was a Trek Convention in Sacramento, CA with Bill Shatner, Leonard Nimoy and DeForrest Kelley. It was hilarious. I wish I had a tape of the event.
Trek Conventions are fun, but some of the Trekkies scare me a little. I mean, I love Star Trek, but I don't LOVE Star Trek.
AtheistinFundyLand 1 year ago
@DoktorMadrak Woohoo!!!!
misterdeity 1 year ago
I hate godaddy.
ionz75 1 year ago 3
@ionz75 Well, they make so much possible. Our RSS feed of the show takes an unbelievable amount of bandwidth which they give us in return for our plug. Bob loves the show. So, there you have it.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity
In that case, I just had an idea that would simultaneously benefit you and make me stop hating them. Get them to let you write and act in their commercials. That's the only reason I dislike them. In fact, I hate their current commercials so much that that alone is enough to prevent me from doing business with them. But if they were to get rid of the penis-brains who write their commercials and replace them with you, it would be glorious!
ionz75 1 year ago
Maybe I missed the joke in this one. Allah = God, so wouldn't it be you, playing God, who would be blowing up stuff...? Also a bit harsh to link Islam with blowing up stuff. The Catholics have done a lot of blowing things up in Ireland, even just last year!
adamw100 1 year ago
@adamw100
The Mr. Deity story line is not monotheistic so Allah is a different god that Mr. Deity.
And it is not harsh to link Islam with blowing stuff up because it is true. And yes other people blow stuff up too and the vast majority of those who practice Islam do not want to blow stuff up. But in the world we live in right now it is the violence of the practitioners of Islam that are most visible. And it set up the cartoon joke.
jaymezprime 1 year ago 4
@adamw100 Technically you're correct. "Allah" is just "God" in Arabic. Call it poetic license (see monotheism note from jaymezprime below). As for the harshness, I've linked Judaism and/or Christianity with genocide, the Murder of non-virgins, homosexuals, sabbath-breakers, anti-semitism, bad hair, and having no rhythm. I also linked the Pope with the mass murder in Africa he's caused by prohibiting condom use. I think the Muslims can handle a little joke here and there.
misterdeity 1 year ago 36
@misterdeity Alright, but you have to admit your alternative linkages were less blunt! As an aside, the sabbath-breaks had it coming.
adamw100 1 year ago
Have you ever considered applying for YouTube partnership? It wouldn't be that different than when you were with Sony, and I doubt that you'd lose many fans because of it. The only real difference it would make for us is it'd put ads on the videos, but we could put up with that, I'm sure.
ianmathwiz7 1 year ago
@ianmathwiz7 We have a partnership. It just doesn't pay very well.
misterdeity 1 year ago
Once more, this makes me glad I subscribe. Just wanted to say an encouraging word here!
Ellie49 1 year ago
@Ellie49 Thanks!
misterdeity 1 year ago
Fan-bloody-tastic !
muslimsgotohell 1 year ago
And by the way... Don't churches have begging segments at the end, too? Shouldn't the same people criticising you also be telling the Pope to get a job?
DragonSporks 1 year ago 10
@DragonSporks Ooh. I see a future begging segment here.
misterdeity 1 year ago
Wow.
Blasphemy + science + politics + even more dangerous blasphemy? Might be my favorite episode yet!
I truly feel for you, being forced to browse religious websites (not a lot of fun, I concur, from personal experience), but always remember what they say: a viewer of Mr Deity will tell you to burn in hell, but a true fan will burn there with you! :) Keep it up!
DragonSporks 1 year ago 5
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Katalyzt 1 year ago
@bezunartea You obviously have never watched MrDeity before this.
compactdisk2 1 year ago
No disrespect to all the earlier work, but this is the best one you have done so far
sgill292 1 year ago
ahhhh, yes, cartoons... always a no no :)
oldhipp13 1 year ago
Mr. Deity ftw.
Tezcatlipoca666 1 year ago
Swatches of dark matter!!! I love it! Brilliant!
NegativeNick 1 year ago
@NegativeNick That was an ad-lib by Jarrett. Not bad, huh?
misterdeity 1 year ago
You put, and I quote; "And you thought the Chilean minors had it bad."
Don't know if you did it on purpose, but it's spelled "miners".
just sayin.
auradragon77 1 year ago
I'm sorry, but the begging sessions have the funniest moments.
dpz47 1 year ago
Classic one word punchline. Love it!
allmakescombined 1 year ago
Loved the Allah bit. :D
Slugsie1 1 year ago
You should get a job doing begging segments.
QuatroDiablo 1 year ago
@QuatroDiablo :)
misterdeity 1 year ago
Great episode :D
sureup 1 year ago
If you do something truly awesome, there's always going to be people who LOVE what you do and people who HATE what you do. I think it's kind of a price for doing something original, new and challenging. Strong feelings = strong art and vice versa. Seems like it, at least. If there are no haters, I don't think there are any lovers either. ... Heh, "lovers". Keep your head up!
mrsaari 1 year ago 4
Very Nice. Thanks Mr D.
tonkashouse 1 year ago
Best begging segment ever
ldmitruk 1 year ago 3
This Deity had me going the whole time. Awesome episode!
vdot011 1 year ago
don't worry, if you show up in hell you will have a very comfortable welcoming party and it will be exactly as you want it to be as we too have AC and ice now :) good show good show!!!! three cheers! :)
entwisenva 1 year ago
hahaha! love your channel!
OzzyATC 1 year ago
"Cartoons ?"
GREAT punch line!
I LOVE this show. was hooked from the first time I saw it.
danacc1 1 year ago
Thanks dude.
You are better than God because we can reason with you.
SamWiseGingy 1 year ago
@SamWiseGingy Yes, because we all know how well Lucy can reason with Mr. D.
ianmathwiz7 1 year ago
ll,000 views, 1,104 likes, 11 dislikes. Almost exactly 1/10 of one percent no likey.
216trixie 1 year ago
Loved the show, but I gotta tell you; your HAIR in the beging section was no less than magnificant! It's got some shine, it's sterdy but still looks silky. A little bit off the back maybe. Good job on the hair but especially on the show, can't wait to see the next one.
Mojobo83 1 year ago
@Mojobo83 I spend hours every morning working the hair. It's nice someone finally noticed.
misterdeity 1 year ago
LOL @ Demo Allah. That's great stuff, Brian. Cheers!!
OneClownShoe 1 year ago
I loved the skit. However, half of the video clip was, in essence, a plea. Make 10% of the video a plea, not 45% and I'll watch all your videos. You aren't Public Radio in donor month. You are an internet celebrity. Your pleas and calls for comments and donations are needed, I'm sure. But be clever about it, I am a long time fan but have stopped watching as these plea's for help become longer and more unbearable. This was a good enough clip to warrant a comment. Thanks for everything.
ieatthingshigh 1 year ago
@ieatthingshigh So why not watch the Deity portion and just stop at the credits? You're exactly the person I don't understand.
misterdeity 1 year ago 35
@misterdeity I love the comments. However, half of them, in essence, shows a stupidity in not hitting "pause" when it gets to the plea segment. Make 10% of them about this, and remove the other 45%, and I will keep reading the comments. I can't make my own videos, so all I can do is complain for something that costs me nothing to view, but I am sure it will cost you something. I am a long time fan, and never realized you do this on your own coin, but I had to comment. ;)
rookstone 1 year ago
@misterdeity I am not asking for your understanding, I'm giving a critique of your video's. I don't sit through that portion, as a matter of fact. I simply don't like that it's there and would be more inclined to donate to you if your donate portion we short, to the point, and still written well and funny like the rest of your show. I love your stuff. Understanding has much to do with you and I. You are a content producer. I am your consumer and have been for years. Give it a try?
ieatthingshigh 1 year ago
@ieatthingshigh I don't believe you for a second. You're saying you'd be more inclined to donate if the begging segment that you don't watch were shorter and more to the point? C'mon. How do you know they're not? Perhaps there's a one minute pitch and two minutes of black space. You don't know. You don't watch that part. How 'bout this... Don't watch that segment at all, and just assume it's short and pithy (a placebo if you will). Then, go to mrdeity dot com and donate. That solves everything.
misterdeity 1 year ago 12
@ieatthingshigh I have to offer you this alternative perspective, coming from just another random fan of the show like yourself. The length of the solicitation segments don't bother me because it's caused, in part, by the Deity's quirky little rambling self interrupting style of talking off the top of his head that he has. I LIKE listening to him talk in that "free association" way. He's funny. He could spend the last two minutes talking about brushing his teeth, and I'd still likely watch.
GargoyleLane 1 year ago
@misterdeity The begging segments didn't get me to subscribe until I heard you explain them on The Thinking Atheist. In my opinion, artists often aren't appreciated enough in our culture. Supporting the show is a way of saying, "I support decent writing and acting."
AtheistinFundyLand 1 year ago
@ieatthingshigh If you listened to the whole begging segment this time you'd see that it was actually entertaining...
CipherMind117 1 year ago
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Now I know why Wily Coyote always falls off the cliff. I can only imagine how angry this must make the fans. Everyone knows Allah is represented by Wily. Wow, brilliant Mr. Deity.
wwlddms 1 year ago
Now I know why Wily Coyote always falls off the cliff. I can only imagine how angry this must make the fans. Everyone knows Allah is represented by Wily. Wow, brilliant Mr. Deity.
wwlddms 1 year ago
lol..."That just seems mean..."
HopeBforJC 1 year ago
Yeah....still don't like the channel.
dpbj602 1 year ago
@dpbj602 What if I wash your car?
misterdeity 1 year ago 4
Another wonderful bit from Mr. Deity, hits it right on the nail!!! Love ya!
samooc 1 year ago
You have balls of steel. It's kind of sad that you need to have balls to make a funny video, but it's true.
LynxChan 1 year ago 31
One of the best begging segments in a long while. Thanks for both!
qhudspeth 1 year ago
Asking for support is ok. You do a whole lot of work for your videos and spend quite some time on them. What I can't stand is the "e-begging" of people who try to get money from their audience by lying to them...
Like that one guy who claimed he'd donate the money he'd receive to a sick children's hospital - and kept it. Or that chick who did the same using wikileaks to lure in the money. Or that git who claims he needs money *now* or he'll lose his house and then spends it on knickknacks...
commanderkruge 1 year ago
hahahahah i knew you would refer to cartoons right at the beginning, but you phrased it quite perfectly.
monsterofmuaythai 1 year ago
Man....I worship you...You are indeed a God! and you are funny and you can so act.... If you were on television, I could say that you were the best thing on television....but maybe that will have to wait 'til another day....
limbery 1 year ago
@limbery Could you tell my wife all this?
misterdeity 1 year ago
haha allah is the demolition guy! nice one lol :P
alfonsokilla 1 year ago
If you don't enjoy the begging sessions, just skip that part of the video. Do you expect people to put out a professionally done show like this for free? What are you, a communist?
Anyway... Nice one. Keep coming back.
lotherius 1 year ago
@lotherius Yeah! Freakin' pinkos! Go back to whatever commie state you came from. Well said, lotherius.
misterdeity 1 year ago
If heaven could be transubstantiated into binary, the result would be Mr. Deity's videos.
k7leetha 1 year ago
@k7leetha This might be the most beautifully poetic Deity comment ever. Nicely done.
misterdeity 1 year ago
I promess that, if I see you in Hell, I won't enjoy it. I think it would be fun to finally meet you. There would be a lot torturing and burning and all of that, but I think it'd be fun. So let's make an appointment. In exactly 70 years, right by the lake of fire, just below Satan's anus.
Hope you don't keep me waiting. I'd have all eternity to wait for you, but still... be polite and arrive on time, will ya?
bernytheman 1 year ago
This is funny. gods and religions suck as any correct thinking person knows.
RayetWolf 1 year ago
Zing!
petehjr1 1 year ago
I ♥ U, Mr. Deity!
ChilapaOfTheAmazons 1 year ago 2
I just had to fave this one. \m/
BassManqk 1 year ago
your gonna get letters =) nice video good to see some balls in the free speach
Ven4t0r 1 year ago
Big ones... Big heat-treated precession-ground stainless-steel ones.
lordandprotector 1 year ago
Haven't seen Jesse in awhile. When can we get more of him in the episodes?
Santo3x7 1 year ago
NIce work Brian. I am so excited that my wife got me the DVD for Christmas, and I can't wait to watch it. I just have to wait for her to find it, as she lost in in our bedroom somewhere....
gml4 1 year ago
Hahahahahahahaa!!! MrDeity's character is so farking hilarous...
Ringwaul 1 year ago
Hahahahahahahaa!!!
Ringwaul 1 year ago
lol, I bet you can!
Nocivel 1 year ago
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What the fuck? IS THAT AD FUCKING HARDCODED INTO THE VIDEO? Fuck you. Just for that, I ain't watching.
DrShaym 1 year ago
@DrShaym I know, shame on him for trying to make enough money to be able to continue to bring you these funny videos.
TurboFool 1 year ago
Did you purposely type Chilean MINORS? Or did you mean MINERS?
sumrblizrd 1 year ago
@sumrblizrd Der Speling Notsee already informed Mr. D of his error. ;)
AtheistinFundyLand 1 year ago
Ah, if only Larry and Jesse realized how much time they would end up spending trying to find their keys. . .
And wasn't Mr. Deity originally going with the seven-day creation anyway? So why would he have been so worried about that here?
ianmathwiz7 1 year ago
@ianmathwiz7 According to the bible christians read, the sky daddy rests on the 7th day, so technically it was done in six days.
sumrblizrd 1 year ago
@sumrblizrd Yes, but Mr. Deity doesn't decide to take the 7th day off until the 6th day, so at this point of the narrative, it's seven days.
ianmathwiz7 1 year ago
Hey, thumbs up for meaningful ending comments!
JimbobOMG 1 year ago
Cartoons? LOL.
aSheeple 1 year ago
DAMN!!!! Lets hope Hesbola, and all their friends arent fans of youtube.. If they are, lets hope you guys arent listed on the phonebook..
elrojomuerto6x 1 year ago
awesome!
wubbadubdub 1 year ago
Allah can blow up the uparmored HMMWV's (Humvees) too. Trust me, :*(
VvDOPAMEANvV 1 year ago
@VvDOPAMEANvV Humvees aren't "armoured" by any military definition, even if they have "upped armour" they are light recon vehicles, not tanks. I'm sorry if you lost someone in the sands of the middle east, but Humvees are little mroe then cars.
Hashishin13 1 year ago
@Hashishin13 Uh, you are poorly mistaken. The "uparmor" in my HMMWV saved my life because of the difference in the direction of the blast. The reason it completely destroyed the vehicle in front of me is because it exploded directly beneath it.
The armor works when applied correctly as in the newer armored vehicles.
VvDOPAMEANvV 1 year ago
Someday, when I have an income, I shall support your endeavors!
pyramidsong 1 year ago 4
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you bastards ! ridicule Allah?you guys can go to hell!~please don't insult Islam OK!
groundzerobuild 1 year ago