S.5 Ep.2 Window Pain Pt.1

[GialloHorror]

"I called you an elephant for good memory, you called me an elephant for FATNESS!" LMFAO!

[cescvanraikkonen]

If Carrie isn't proud of who she is why didn't she work harder at school? :)

[aleluzmi]

@cescvanraikkonen I think she didn´t go to school because her dad lost her college money at a poker game

[RussiaRulesGermany]

@aleluzmi no, Arthur lost Carrie's original name (Simone) at a poker game. But there's another episode in which Carrie finds out that her father held back the mail from some college or university that accepted Carrie.

[KINGJUFFYJAR]

Why didn't doug get a chair and smash it over the new neighbors backs ?

[Nackist]

lol



[killbilly69]

"I love this house, I'll freakin' burn it to the ground before I let you sell it!"

[emptycell]

 "Good to know in case we ever run out,

i likes my cookies" lmao

[angelicinspiration1]

ONE OF MY FAV PARTS EVER...YOU FORGOT THE DRY CLEANING MORON!!!!

[emptycell]

@angelicinspiration1 Nah this is the best part: "Good to know in case we ever run out,

i likes my cookies" lmao

[PassionPromote]

what does doug mean when he sed thier eyes cudnt be better proportioned

[leiposuctie]

am i the only one that thinks jerry stiller is way funnier than ben stiller?

ben just does stupid faces, jerry only has 1 face, but his timing and body (language) are chimplike funny, ben is more monkey funny

[LivingHipHop17]

What episode is it when Carrie accidently says I love you to her boss Doug on the phone, who happens to have the same nane as Doug

[lankanpridesouljah]

@LivingHipHop17 i think thats season 1-3 check imdb.com they have episode summaries

[wolverinefangowings]

@LivingHipHop17 the episode is called 'Big Dougie" i think its season 2 its the one where doug joins the big brother program

[KINGJUFFYJAR]

@LivingHipHop17

Ask that again, I dare you.

[LivingHipHop17]

What episode is it when Carrie accidently says I love you to her boss Doug on the phone, who happens to have the same nane as Doug

[LivingHipHop17]

whats the episode where carrie accidently says I love You to her boss, who has the same name as Doug

[judacribz]

mommy and daddy stop fightin!!

[SlurpBound]

hahah "how does settle down work for ya?"

[thebest545]

"I like me cookies!" :)

[jmmuppetman]

Doug: I called u an elephant for good memory, u called me an elephant for FATNESS!!!

[PsychedelicInDaBrain]

i love arthus clicking moves

[xsuki000]

They must not be THAT rich even if they can afford Manhattan, i mean they're living in the same neighborhood as Carrie and Doug.

[BluesYourAss]

Carrie is so cute and sexy in that one <3

[RapMusic24]

" YOU FORGOT THE DRY CLEANING MORAN!!!! " Haha

[honeymonsterpuvy]

lol carries hand movements at 8:35 was so funny

[arthurtats]

at 9:25, carries looking at doug, the next angle she's looking down, you can tell that was more than one scene

[buggld]

@arthurtats It was probably just inconsistency.

[Kesbuu]

where do carrie and doug live?

[arthurtats]

@Kesbuu rego park, queens new york

[promgirl992010]

@Kesbuu NY

[DaBearsRockMySox]

@Kesbuu in Queens, New York

[punxroxerz]

why does carrie always do that thing with her hands like @7:46 ??

[buggld]

@punxroxerz Finally, somebody also acknowledged that!

[MrF4bregas]

"I likes me cookies." *rubs belly*

HAHAHAHA!

[sexydiva83]

"Cornfeld?" lmaoooo

[hardeepiscool]

you never forget anything your like an elephant! Oh ya I'm the elephant here.

[sarmanja88]

I love this house, I'll frickin' burn it to the ground before I let you sell it!!

[Monet7065]

Perhaps you should say, "I don't fancy him" or "He's not my cup of tea." Doug's so sweet!

[BigWilki123321]

"Ok, your doing alot of talkin for 7AM" lol im using that.

[scorsese86]

God, I love Marcia Cross.

[mrpapafunky7879]

im a big fan however i know i haven seen all of these on tv though its hard 2 find new ones on u tube

[123DTRAY123]

@mrpapafunky7879 Yeah!!! Just what I was thinking.

[tiffanielynnleong]

ahh breeee!!!

[xaberr]

I love that thing he does at 7:15 , laugh all the time

[kramnrublaw]

A stock broker and lawyer living in the same neighborhood as a SECRETARY and a TRUCK DRIVER??? LOL!!! Fiction is funny.

[4elementGURU]

@kramnrublaw lmao, not to mention Lou Ferrigno

[Ishidasouken]

well its a nice neighborhood in rego park

[MurphGiovanni]

lol those new neighbors are such typical wasps.... "ooooo i love where you put the wine cabinet" "oh...he he he...it was a happy accident" ughhhh

[bttfspencer]

shhh

[misfitsg17]

2:51 carrie looks soo ugly!

[lilstudmuffn]

Carrie always looks BEAUTIFUL!

[TamikaNurit]

breeeee :)

[PumpkinIceCream]

hahaha i love watching this episode and pretending i'm carrie and jake epstein is doug except skinny XDD

[rightyourwrong]

looks like james franco

[ucanthandledizz]

LOL not the first time doug has made an innapropriate breast milk joke. When deacon and kelly had major, doug was uncomfortable so he said "hey major, save some for me!" remember? :)

[misfitsg17]

oh yeah!

[Mongodelight]

money money money its all about conquer and divide

[1989dman]

gotta love a woman with curlers and a robe lol

[hnewyjhn]

jajajaja

[TPapa407]

"When she starts making her own soft serve we'll talk"

lmao

[aleksandereid]

02:43 moron ha ha

[num1coltsfan]

robe...curlers...i tell ya u slap on some pimple clean and i'm takin the whole day off

hahahahahahahahah

[rodlazo]

6:59 was that real or scripted ? funny

[Qualinesti]

Probably real but they included it anyways

[TommyVercetty2008]

ULCHEN!!!

[IdRatherWatchYouPorn]

Bear market or bull market, which ones the good one? lmao!!!

[jkkljkkl9292]

he said "strong one"

[Toadphillips]

No he said,

which ones the good one because they both sound pretty strong. 3:12

[num1coltsfan]

toadphllips is right....nice screen name idratherwatchyouporn

cool

[Toadphillips]

No he didn't... 3:12

[secondncatch11]

I likes me cookies. =] haha

[paligirl240]

You forgot the drycleaning moron!" lol that was funny!!!!!

[xbonesrbeautiful89x]

hahah thats brie from Desperate housewives...she's so perfect for that role!

[RJAHaven]

"we'll make love after we stop fighting." Doug: "We will?!" rofl